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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2025-03-11 18:25:10


At 3/11/25 06:23 PM, River wrote:On a personal note/update from me,

My son was born this last weekend,
I'm a dad now

I'm just putting this here as I have history with mostly everyone who follows this thread

woot me and new family member, wife is tired

Congrats on becoming a dad, River. Hope your son grows up happy and healthy.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2025-03-11 22:18:25


At 3/4/25 09:26 PM, byteslinger wrote:Barracks Roster as of March 1st, 2025:

First, my apologies for not posting last month - and a big "thank you" to EGSC @Pingu for publishing it in my absence.

In the past few weeks, I have had a lot coming at me IRL. I've been to two family funerals out of state, had to deal with some personal health issues, and the icing on the cake was an unannounced database hosting "upgrade" along with some format changes of some of the HTML on NewGrounds pages that completely tanked the EGB and NGLogs database and auto-updaters. I had started to work on the DB issues last week, but ran out of time and had to get back on a plane to points west. I finally made it back home this evening, and after unpacking and cracking a bottle of wine, got to work on stabilizing the database and scanning process.


No worries. Life happens! And it's a testament to your diligence that you managed to keep the logs afloat this long -- especially given each redesign/update/etc's tendency to break everything.


Life is currently beating me over the head with a stick. Phone and car both broke down at the same time, so I'm scrounging together money from DoorDash and donations to pay off repairs and rent. I'm embarrassed to admit it's kept me off site and away from my projects entirely the last couple weeks, and probably will for a few months. I finally just decided to ask for help.


So far I'm about 30% of the way to paying off the predatory car loan, so it's a start. Hope to be back soon with better news


PSA: @Porter has had a car accident and needs your help! See news!

Music producer freebies here -- ALL my big sample projects are FREE!

audio critique & commissions. Catch me on YT!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2025-03-12 07:21:23


At 3/11/25 06:23 PM, River wrote:On a personal note/update from me,

My son was born this last weekend,
I'm a dad now

I'm just putting this here as I have history with mostly everyone who follows this thread

woot me and new family member, wife is tired


Congratulations DAD!

You're 35 years behind me BUT if you need any genuinely good advice, forget I exist.


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2025-03-12 15:29:24


At 3/11/25 06:23 PM, River wrote:On a personal note/update from me,

My son was born this last weekend,
I'm a dad now

I'm just putting this here as I have history with mostly everyone who follows this thread

woot me and new family member, wife is tired


Even if I sporadically pop here from time to time, and we never actually interacted in a direct way, I am very happy for you. Congratulations^^


Dort wo man Bücher verbrennt, verbrennt man auch am Ende Menschen- Heinrich Heine

La religione promette, la scienza mantiene- OsaSapere

Flaws are the best: they create anomalies, and anomalies bend into creativity-EmsDeLaRoZ

Origin of the signature

How to detect AI-generated music (mainly Suno AI and Udio AI)

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We can only say that we’re heading towards the tipping point and that AMOC tipping is possible-René van Westen

Books should be read twice. Once to understand them, and once to think-Libero (Il diritto alla felicità)

Better to have loved and lost than to end up a bitter incel-Piss

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2025-03-13 06:29:15


At 3/11/25 06:23 PM, River wrote:On a personal note/update from me,

My son was born this last weekend,
I'm a dad now

I'm just putting this here as I have history with mostly everyone who follows this thread

woot me and new family member, wife is tired


That's wonderful news! Congratulations on becoming a father, and a belated happy birthday to your son :)


Best wishes to you and your family, I think you'll be a great dad.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2025-03-17 08:46:35


Im reporting blammed passed judgment here for now on because the last blammed video without posting here made me loose whistle points

this video was blammed:

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/rip/972681

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2025-03-17 10:03:36


At 3/17/25 08:46 AM, Platzsoldier wrote:the last blammed video without posting here made me loose whistle points


How do you know this tho?



bro i'm tired

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2025-03-17 10:14:12


At 3/17/25 10:03 AM, Edeshye wrote:
At 3/17/25 08:46 AM, Platzsoldier wrote:the last blammed video without posting here made me loose whistle points

How do you know this tho?


I remembered blamming that video and was the last person blamming that video. usually I always checked on obituaries in case I was bored until I saw this one.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2025-03-17 19:10:38


Repeat reupload of blammed/deleted submission: https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/rip/972163, https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/972747, https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/969583, https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/rip/972253

No clue why the uploader's been repeatedly trying to reupload this, but I think this is bannable.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2025-03-17 21:18:11


At 3/17/25 07:10 PM, BlueMonday1984 wrote:Repeat reupload of blammed/deleted submission: https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/rip/972163, https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/972747, https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/969583, https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/rip/972253
No clue why the uploader's been repeatedly trying to reupload this, but I think this is bannable.


Thanks for calling this user out. After the time he insulted a reviewer by saying an f slur over an 2 star rating and being a blocked abuser. Im glad he’s gone for good.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2025-03-18 23:22:04


Should I flag it as rated wrong (M instead of A)?

I mean, yeah, it's a balloon, but the implications are clear. :P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2025-03-19 10:23:05


At 3/17/25 10:14 AM, Platzsoldier wrote:
At 3/17/25 10:03 AM, Edeshye wrote:
At 3/17/25 08:46 AM, Platzsoldier wrote:the last blammed video without posting here made me loose whistle points

How do you know this tho?

I remembered blamming that video and was the last person blamming that video. usually I always checked on obituaries in case I was bored until I saw this one.


ok, but i meant how do you know you lost whistle points?


bro i'm tired

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2025-03-19 12:05:53 (edited 2025-03-19 12:10:18)


At 3/19/25 10:23 AM, Edeshye wrote:
At 3/17/25 10:14 AM, Platzsoldier wrote:
At 3/17/25 10:03 AM, Edeshye wrote:
At 3/17/25 08:46 AM, Platzsoldier wrote:the last blammed video without posting here made me loose whistle points

How do you know this tho?

I remembered blamming that video and was the last person blamming that video. usually I always checked on obituaries in case I was bored until I saw this one.

ok, but i meant how do you know you lost whistle points?


Oh. on February I have reported this passed video that has been blammed long time ago: https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/969387

It got blammed

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/rip/968472

I waited for a day without posting it on the EGB but didn’t got removed.

i assumed they turned off the flag meaning the whistle points were lost.

i asked one of the moderators to prove that this is a resubmitted blammed video and finally they removed it.

Also next time PM me instead.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2025-03-19 13:10:31


At 3/19/25 12:05 PM, Platzsoldier wrote:
At 3/19/25 10:23 AM, Edeshye wrote:
At 3/17/25 10:14 AM, Platzsoldier wrote:
At 3/17/25 10:03 AM, Edeshye wrote:
At 3/17/25 08:46 AM, Platzsoldier wrote:the last blammed video without posting here made me loose whistle points

How do you know this tho?

I remembered blamming that video and was the last person blamming that video. usually I always checked on obituaries in case I was bored until I saw this one.

ok, but i meant how do you know you lost whistle points?

Oh. on February I have reported this passed video that has been blammed long time ago: https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/969387
It got blammed
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/rip/968472
I waited for a day without posting it on the EGB but didn’t got removed.
i assumed they turned off the flag meaning the whistle points were lost.
i asked one of the moderators to prove that this is a resubmitted blammed video and finally they removed it.
Also next time PM me instead.


i guess this regards other EGB users as well, why PM?


bro i'm tired

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2025-03-19 13:17:19


At 3/19/25 12:05 PM, Platzsoldier wrote:I waited for a day without posting it on the EGB but didn’t got removed.
i assumed they turned off the flag meaning the whistle points were lost.
i asked one of the moderators to prove that this is a resubmitted blammed video and finally they removed it.
Also next time PM me instead.

The mods aren't going to PM you about it. I mean, they will but it's not in the job to tell everybody that they did something wrong and that jazz, because as far as I recollect a mod explaining it (If you know what I'm talking about, link here because I'm too lazy to look back. I'm pretty sure it was Pingu's post?), people just don't care about the rules or just straight up bitch and moan. THOUGH speaking of bitching and moaning...

This submission just has no animation. I don't get why this isn't animated, but previous videos are? Whatever... It is what it is, I suppose.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2025-03-19 20:45:48


I Found these two submissions. I’m not sure if this is a fake or real account and I’m not sure if this gets blammed or not.


"If you can't find a reason to fight, then you shouldn't

be fighting.”

-Akame

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2025-03-20 18:43:49


@platzsoldier invited me here... so.. this should be deleted right?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2025-03-23 08:20:47


Reupload of blammed submission: https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/rip/973427

Caught this one just as it passed judgment.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2025-03-24 09:37:54


<NSFW>https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/973573

Pretty sure the uploader isn't the artist(s) of the comic and said artist(s) who made the comic isn't in the Credits & Info.

Also yes, marking this NSFW because the submission links to a NSFW comic that the dub's based on, albeit the submission doesn't include said porn.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2025-03-24 10:45:33 (edited 2025-03-24 10:50:55)


At 3/20/25 06:43 PM, lol56lol wrote:@platzsoldier invited me here... so.. this should be deleted right?
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/973196


This is a 1 second animation loop, without sound. Seems to be an iffy middle ground between putting it on the Movie Portal and Art Portal. So far, the Movie and Art Guidelines don't seem to touch up on this.


And that begs the question: Where do we draw the line? What kind of rules should be in place to accomodate cases like this?

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On a sidenote, the EGB roster list is still wrong.

The username is correct, but the stats still draws from an alt account. My current status as Corporal hasn't changed since the name change.

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- CS

- she/her (and they maybe)🏳️‍⚧️

- My voice sucks, twice as much as usual

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2025-03-24 10:50:59


At 3/24/25 10:45 AM, CrimsonKero wrote:
At 3/20/25 06:43 PM, lol56lol wrote:@platzsoldier invited me here... so.. this should be deleted right?
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/973196

This is a 1 second animation loop, without sound. Seems to be an iffy middle ground between putting it on the Movie Portal and Art Portal. So far, the Movie and Art Guidelines don't seem to touch up on this.

And that begs the question: Where do we draw the line? What kind of rules should be in place to accomodate cases like this?


in this image you sent it says minimum 5 seconds.. for 1 second videos you can use the gif format very well

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2025-03-24 14:43:46


At 3/24/25 10:45 AM, CrimsonKero wrote:
At 3/20/25 06:43 PM, lol56lol wrote:@platzsoldier invited me here... so.. this should be deleted right?
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/973196

This is a 1 second animation loop, without sound. Seems to be an iffy middle ground between putting it on the Movie Portal and Art Portal. So far, the Movie and Art Guidelines don't seem to touch up on this.

And that begs the question: Where do we draw the line? What kind of rules should be in place to accomodate cases like this?


If it's a 10 second long ball (circle) bouncing animation or something of no effort, what I do is vote. I mean, v0te. If it's a long animation loop, same deal. It's how to keep quality from quantity separate.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2025-03-24 17:17:06


Ran across a new account (SluggishSunset) in Under Judgment. As of this writing, they've got a default PFP/banner, and their sole upload is "Fauvist Cane", which I've also found on YouTube:

Suspecting this is an impostor - requesting investigation.


he/they - pretty cool guy

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2025-03-24 17:21:56 (edited 2025-03-24 17:25:45)


At 3/24/25 05:17 PM, BlueMonday1984 wrote:Ran across a new account (SluggishSunset) in Under Judgment. As of this writing, they've got a default PFP/banner, and their sole upload is "Fauvist Cane", which I've also found on YouTube:
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/973731
Suspecting this is an impostor - requesting investigation.


Completely possible that they just used a different name, though not a guarantee:


Its a user with 10 subs, three videos, and the video uploaded is the most recent one.


Impostors (or kids that upload stolen stuff) are more likely to go for more popular targets.


- CS

- she/her (and they maybe)🏳️‍⚧️

- My voice sucks, twice as much as usual

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2025-03-27 05:37:47


No animation - speedpaint


Caught this one just as it passed judgment.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2025-03-27 10:13:46


(NSFW)

oops

this dude forgot to rate his submission


bro i'm tired

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2025-03-27 10:15:29


At 3/27/25 10:13 AM, Edeshye wrote:(NSFW) https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/974033
oops
this dude forgot to rate his submission

I've seen a fair number of these popping up - seems people are getting sloppy on ratings.


he/they - pretty cool guy

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2025-04-01 04:43:12


I see "longplay" expecting gameplay footage. It's a sprite animation.

Then 1 minute in some music plays. Could that be copyrighted?


- CS

- she/her (and they maybe)🏳️‍⚧️

- My voice sucks, twice as much as usual

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2025-04-01 09:55:06


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Stolen music, hardcore porn


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2025-04-01 10:10:41


At 4/1/25 09:55 AM, Czyszy wrote:
Stolen music, hardcore porn

I didn't know Newgrounds let you embed links into images until now. Also, pretty solid April Fool's joke.


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