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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-09-01 19:30:29


Wow Shanus your Commander what a elite badge. No danger of me getting that badge, im still got my Copral badge had it for 5 months. Happy Birthday DarkSolider no idea of your age as you dont have, it on your profile. Hope you had a lovely day mine next month ,which sucks as your a year older. NEVR shame about the roaster but if you find it a chore, better to quit where your ahead. I did 12/24 reviews not sure where im heading in that club. Salutes!


Archer I'm a good shot!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-09-02 11:54:13


Barracks roster - Tuesday, September 2nd 2008

Post #1 of 2
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NEVR's note:

First off, congratulations to our newest Supreme Commander, Joshiwa! We all knew he'd get there sooner or later with his crazy paces and determination, so good job.

This is to be my final roster update, so I hope you'll all enjoy it. After this Joshiwa will be in charge of all roster-related things.

Commence.
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EGB Statistical analysis

EGB Total B/P: 1,015,700 B/P
Average B/P per member: 19,532 B/P
Average EGB rank: Brig. General

Total B/P gain this week: 6,694 (128.7 B/P per member)
Total B/P gain last week: 5,968 (119.4 B/P per member)
Difference: +726 B/P gain since last week

Rank distributions:

Private: 4 (8%)
Pvt. First Class: 5 (10%)
Corporal: 3 (6%)
Sergeant: 3 (6%)
Staff Sergeant: 0 (0%)
Master Sergeant: 4 (8%)
Sgt. First Class: 4 (8%)
Sgt. Major: 1 (2%)
Praporshchik: 1 (2%)
Lieutenant: 2 (4%)
Captain: 1 (2%)
Major: 1 (2%)
Colonel: 3 (6%)
Brig. General: 3 (6%)
Lt. General: 0 (0%)
General: 1 (2%)
Commander: 2 (4%)
EGSC: 15 (30%)

Most frequent rank: EGSC
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Member Statistics

New to the list this week: None
Leaving the list this week: None
Returning to the list this week: None

Promotions:

Joshiwa - Supreme Commander
Shanus - Commander
Azentiger - Praporshchik
Marsupial - Pvt. First Class

Other B/P Milestones:

None

:::End of post #1:::


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-09-02 11:55:18


Post #2 of 2

The List

Top 5 Gainers:

Marsupial - 610
Joshiwa - 514
Azentiger - 485
Corky52 - 471
NEVR - 414

Top gainers, repeat offenders: Corky52 (7), NEVR (6), Joshiwa (3)
Top 3 biggest average rises: Idiot-Finder (40.7+), Shanus (17.7+), pwroftheseagoat (10.1+)
Random word: Face
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All EGB members & Personal B/P statistics

No.## || [Total B/P] || [Gain] || [Gain/day] || [Rise/drop] || [Name, Rank]

>>> 01 || [ 62747 ] || [ 387 ] || [ 55.3 ] || [ 15.0 - ] || Phantom, EGSC
>>> 02 || [ 61921 ] || [ 017 ] || [ 02.4 ] || [ 00.5 - ] || X-Naut, EGSC
>>> 03 || [ 60501 ] || [ 036 ] || [ 05.1 ] || [ 00.8 - ] || BlueHippo, EGSC
>>> 04 || [ 57933 ] || [ 141 ] || [ 20.1 ] || [ 02.8+ ] || Seamonky, EGSC
>>> 05 || [ 46602 ] || [ 052 ] || [ 07.4 ] || [ 10.9 - ] || Sentio, EGSC
>>> 06 || [ 45269 ] || [ 157 ] || [ 22.4 ] || [ 10.1+ ] || pwroftheseagoat, EGSC
>>> 07 || [ 45103 ] || [ 319 ] || [ 45.6 ] || [ 06.1 - ] || Coop83, EGSC
>>> 08 || [ 37933 ] || [ 202 ] || [ 28.9 ] || [ 21.7 - ] || PenguinLink, EGSC +1
>>> 09 || [ 37775 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || EagleRock, EGSC -1
>>> 10 || [ 36326 ] || [ 332 ] || [ 47.4 ] || [ 51.3 - ] || Little-Rena, EGSC
>>> 11 || [ 36648 ] || [ 322 ] || [ 46.0 ] || [ 01.4 - ] || Idiot-Finder, EGSC
>>> 12 || [ 34202 ] || [ 001 ] || [ 00.1 ] || [ 00.1+ ] || SlashFirestorm, EGSC
>>> 13 || [ 30307 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.1 - ] || Hemlok, EGSC
>>> 14 || [ 30246 ] || [ 514 ] || [ 73.4 ] || [ 13.0 - ] || Joshiwa, EGSC +1
>>> 15 || [ 30000 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || life, EGSC -1
>>> 16 || [ 25915 ] || [ 414 ] || [ 59.1 ] || [ 24.6 - ] || NEVR, Commander
>>> 17 || [ 25580 ] || [ 306 ] || [ 43.7 ] || [ 17.7+ ] || Shanus, Commander
>>> 18 || [ 24762 ] || [ 055 ] || [ 07.9 ] || [ 18.2 - ] || bifgis, General
>>> 19 || [ 20340 ] || [ 009 ] || [ 01.3 ] || [ 00.6+ ] || Casualty, Brig. General
>>> 20 || [ 20221 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || Sterockicy, Brig. General
>>> 21 || [ 19840 ] || [ 161 ] || [ 23.0 ] || [ 11.1 - ] || Mendou, Brig. General
>>> 22 || [ 18485 ] || [ 099 ] || [ 14.1 ] || [ 04.8+ ] || Metal-Therapy, Colonel
>>> 23 || [ 18336 ] || [ 130 ] || [ 18.6 ] || [ 01.8 - ] || aldlv, Colonel
>>> 24 || [ 17759 ] || [ 011 ] || [ 01.6 ] || [ 01.3+ ] || lilhunter03, Colonel
>>> 25 || [ 17186 ] || [ 268 ] || [ 38.3 ] || [ 02.3+ ] || idiot-buster, Major
>>> 26 || [ 14144 ] || [ 095 ] || [ 13.6 ] || [ 01.7 - ] || ever-vigilant, Captain
>>> 27 || [ 13977 ] || [ 471 ] || [ 67.3 ] || [ 09.7+ ] || Corky52, Lieutenant
>>> 28 || [ 12871 ] || [ 164 ] || [ 23.4 ] || [ 07.0 - ] || Sir-Nuts, Lieutenant
>>> 29 || [ 11054 ] || [ 485 ] || [ 69.3 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || Azentiger, Praporshchik +1
>>> 30 || [ 10693 ] || [ 064 ] || [ 09.1 ] || [ 07.2 - ] || DarkSoldier, Sgt. Major -1
>>> 31 || [ 09413 ] || [ 046 ] || [ 06.6 ] || [ 04.3+ ] || AnalPenguinFarming, Sgt. First Class
>>> 32 || [ 09120 ] || [ 038 ] || [ 05.4 ] || [ 00.8+ ] || Lotus, Sgt. First Class
>>> 33 || [ 09022 ] || [ 020 ] || [ 02.9 ] || [ 02.2 - ] || PantyWipe, Sgt. First Class
>>> 34 || [ 08934 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.3 - ] || FBIpolux, Sgt. First Class
>>> 35 || [ 07855 ] || [ 043 ] || [ 06.1 ] || [ 06.1+ ] || Peregrinus, Master Sergeant
>>> 36 || [ 07520 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || RSQViper, Master Sergeant
>>> 37 || [ 07250 ] || [ 001 ] || [ 00.1 ] || [ 00.1+ ] || UnfathomableSin, Master Sergeant
>>> 38 || [ 07081 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || Grammer, Master Sergeant
>>> 39 || [ 05745 ] || [ 051 ] || [ 07.3 ] || [ 05.9+ ] || Pinoyguy75, Sergeant
>>> 40 || [ 05320 ] || [ 027 ] || [ 03.9 ] || [ 01.3+ ] || HeavenDuff, Sergeant
>>> 41 || [ 05169 ] || [ 084 ] || [ 12.0 ] || [ 03.4+ ] || TheThing, Sergeant
>>> 42 || [ 04816 ] || [ 020 ] || [ 02.9 ] || [ 00.2+ ] || phantomlassuk, Corporal
>>> 43 || [ 04773 ] || [ 331 ] || [ 47.3 ] || [ 03.5+ ] || RohantheBarbarian, Corporal
>>> 44 || [ 04360 ] || [ 038 ] || [ 05.4 ] || [ 03.2 - ] || TheNossinator, Corporal
>>> 45 || [ 03680 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.1 - ] || I-Love-Caitlyn, Pvt. First Class
>>> 46 || [ 03533 ] || [ 610 ] || [ 87.1 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || Marsupial, Pvt. First Class +3
>>> 47 || [ 03471 ] || [ 049 ] || [ 07.0 ] || [ 11.0 - ] || sonofkirk, Pvt. First Class -1
>>> 48 || [ 03438 ] || [ 087 ] || [ 12.4 ] || [ 04.9 - ] || P-I-N, Pvt. First Class
>>> 49 || [ 03409 ] || [ 003 ] || [ 00.4 ] || [ 00.1+ ] || Andrea364, Pvt. First Class -2
>>> 50 || [ 02885 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 01.3 - ] || rahurobotick, Private
>>> 51 || [ 02688 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || soulknight96, Private
>>> 52 || [ 02619 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 08.7 - ] || puddinN64, Private

Link to previous roster.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-09-02 12:14:55


At 9/2/08 11:54 AM, NEVR wrote: Barracks roster - Tuesday, September 2nd 2008

Thanks for the great and final update :(

NEVR's note:

First off, congratulations to our newest Supreme Commander, Joshiwa! We all knew he'd get there sooner or later with his crazy paces and determination, so good job.

Thanks Olly, it is an amazing feeling to finally get to the final rank. But now I have other B/P goals to accomplish so everyone get ready for my climb up the ranks.


This is to be my final roster update, so I hope you'll all enjoy it. After this Joshiwa will be in charge of all roster-related things.

Its been a great run man, now with me charge of the roster don't wear out your banstick with the extra time on your hands :P

EGB Total B/P: 1,015,700 B/P
Average B/P per member: 19,532 B/P
Average EGB rank: Brig. General

I'm lucky to be just over that ;P


Total B/P gain this week: 6,694 (128.7 B/P per member)
Total B/P gain last week: 5,968 (119.4 B/P per member)
Difference: +726 B/P gain since last week

Awesome job guys.


Rank distributions:
EGSC: 15 (30%)

Most frequent rank: EGSC

I am not helping with that figure lol

Promotions:

Joshiwa - Supreme Commander

Yay me

Shanus - Commander

Welcome to the Golden Tank Club :)

Azentiger - Praporshchik
Marsupial - Pvt. First Class

Grats guys.

Top 5 Gainers:

Marsupial - 610
Joshiwa - 514
Azentiger - 485
Corky52 - 471
NEVR - 414

Congrats guys.


Top gainers, repeat offenders: Corky52 (7), NEVR (6), Joshiwa (3)

Haha, this reminds me of when I first joined the barracks, Olly being a few days ahead of me.

Random word: Face

Yours

>>> 13 || [ 30307 ] || [ 000 ] || [ 00.0 ] || [ 00.1 - ] || Hemlok, EGSC
>>> 14 || [ 30246 ] || [ 514 ] || [ 73.4 ] || [ 13.0 - ] || Joshiwa, EGSC +1

Not bad, watch out Hemlok.

>>> 16 || [ 25915 ] || [ 414 ] || [ 59.1 ] || [ 24.6 - ] || NEVR, Commander
>>> 17 || [ 25580 ] || [ 306 ] || [ 43.7 ] || [ 17.7+ ] || Shanus, Commander

This is going to be a very interesting race to the finish.

Thanks for the update again, top notch as usual. Your presence in the update process will be missed my good ole partner in crime.

*salutes*


Dancing Pineapple Guy!

128th EGSC. I popped NEVR's BBS ban cherry.

Also cocks.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-09-02 12:26:05


At 9/2/08 11:54 AM, NEVR wrote:
First off, congratulations to our newest Supreme Commander, Joshiwa! We all knew he'd get there sooner or later with his crazy paces and determination, so good job.

Gratz man

This is to be my final roster update, so I hope you'll all enjoy it. After this Joshiwa will be in charge of all roster-related things.

Thank you for your final roster, you did a great job, and I'm sure Joshiwa will have no problems picking up the slack.

New to the list this week: None

Shame, especially after all the recent new members.

Promotions:

Joshiwa - Supreme Commander
Shanus - Commander
Azentiger - Praporshchik
Marsupial - Pvt. First Class

Gratz all round.

Top 5 Gainers:
Marsupial - 610
Joshiwa - 514
Azentiger - 485
Corky52 - 471
NEVR - 414
No.## || [Total B/P] || [Gain] || [Gain/day] || [Rise/drop] || [Name, Rank]
>>> 42 || [ 04816 ] || [ 020 ] || [ 02.9 ] || [ 00.2+ ] || phantomlassuk, Corporal
>>> 43 || [ 04773 ] || [ 331 ] || [ 47.3 ] || [ 03.5+ ] || RohantheBarbarian, Corporal

I'm pretty happy with my pace, but with college starting now I dunno if I can keep it up.
Thanks for a great last update NEVR!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-09-02 12:27:18


Thanks for your last update NEVR.

At 9/2/08 11:55 AM, NEVR wrote: Post #2 of 2

The List

Top 5 Gainers:

Marsupial - 610
Joshiwa - 514
Azentiger - 485
Corky52 - 471
NEVR - 414

I'm keeping it going. I swore I had over 500, but I guess I did really start to slow down towards the end of the week. Oh well, better luck next time for me I guess.


Top gainers, repeat offenders: Corky52 (7), NEVR (6), Joshiwa (3)

Not bad. I think I can keep this going for a long time starting now. But as soon as there is something like a vacation, I'm going to go right back down. NEVR might have a little trouble keeping this up since becoming a mod. Good luck though.

>>> 26 || [ 14144 ] || [ 095 ] || [ 13.6 ] || [ 01.7 - ] || ever-vigilant, Captain

I'm almost certain that I will catch you next time, but even if I don't it will be very soon. After that though it doesn't look like I will be going anywhere too fast.

>>> 27 || [ 13977 ] || [ 471 ] || [ 67.3 ] || [ 09.7+ ] || Corky52, Lieutenant

Nice, but I would of have about 150 more if I wouldn't of been so busy towards the end of the week. Oh well, it happens to all of us at some time or another.

*Salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-09-02 12:29:14


At 9/2/08 11:54 AM, NEVR wrote: Barracks roster - Tuesday, September 2nd 2008

Ah! So it's every week? Because it was once every 2 weeks, before.

Average B/P per member: 19,532 B/P
Average EGB rank: Brig. General

So I'm under the average... guh.

Praporshchik: 1 (2%)

Great... I'm the only one of my rank...

Most frequent rank: EGSC

As usual... Tell me... It never changes, huh? So why putting it every week, then? It already has been something else?

Promotions:
Joshiwa - Supreme Commander

Congratz for reaching the ultimate rank!

Shanus - Commander

Well, congratz to you too. ^^

Azentiger - Praporshchik

And to... Wait... that's me. Yay!

Marsupial - Pvt. First Class

Already? You're quite fast...

Top 5 Gainers:
Marsupial - 610
Joshiwa - 514
Azentiger - 485
Corky52 - 471
NEVR - 414

Heh... Just came back... and that's the highest place I had in a roster. Third. Not bad. ^^

Top gainers, repeat offenders: Corky52 (7), NEVR (6), Joshiwa (3)

They're never stopping?

Random word: Face

Lol... See mine? :)

>>> 28 || [ 12871 ] || [ 164 ] || [ 23.4 ] || [ 07.0 - ] || Sir-Nuts, Lieutenant

My next target. Quite far from now on, but I'll eventually reach him.

>>> 29 || [ 11054 ] || [ 485 ] || [ 69.3 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || Azentiger, Praporshchik +1

It has been a good week. Even though I missed some points and failed to get alot of them...

>>> 46 || [ 03533 ] || [ 610 ] || [ 87.1 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || Marsupial, Pvt. First Class +3

Probably the one I should be watching carefully. His pace is fast... and as I could miss some good points at some times... he could reach me. It could take time... but he really could reach me.

Well, that was about it.

*Salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-09-02 12:36:41


Sorry for double posting, but I just found out something.

My mom died. She was 46.

Don't ask why I'm on here, or even why I posted this in the EGB thread, just thought I should, I dunno what else to do at the moment.

Obviously I'm pretty upset, but I'm not that sad really. We weren't that close. She has had a really bad alcohol addiction for years now, so bad she moved out 2 years ago on a court order. I hadn't spoken to her in a few weeks either. To be honest, I saw this coming for a while, the way she drank, no one could keep it up. Eventually it caught up with her.

The timing is pretty awful. Tomorrow I gotta enroll and register in college, so whether I like it or not I have to go out there for 5-6 hours to meet my faculty adviser, get my class timetable, and all that. Plus my little brother only started secondary school last week. I'm more upset by worrying how it'll affect him than by the death itself, weird as it may sound.

In case you are worried for me, don't be, I'll be alright. In another way it's kinda good to have closure. My dad and everyone else has spend the last decade trying to help her, but at the end of the day she didn't wanna be helped.

Thanks for reading guys, (and sorry if I've brought you down at all).

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-09-02 13:35:54


At 9/2/08 12:36 PM, RohantheBarbarian wrote: Sorry for double posting, but I just found out something.

My mom died. She was 46.

Sucks. At least college will take your mind off it a bit. Hope you and your family are alright.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-09-02 13:59:14


At 9/2/08 12:36 PM, RohantheBarbarian wrote:
Thanks for reading guys, (and sorry if I've brought you down at all).

I'm sorry to hear that, despite her health problems it must still be a big shock to you. I know how hard it can be and I hope you and your family find strength in each other over the coming weeks and months, you may well grow closer than ever.

I can totally understand why you would post about it here as well, as weird as it may seem- it is often easier to talk about it with people who have no emotional connection themselves, and talking about it is something everyone needs to do sooner or later.

I wish you and your family well.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-09-02 14:29:13


At 9/2/08 11:54 AM, NEVR wrote: First off, congratulations to our newest Supreme Commander, Joshiwa! We all knew he'd get there sooner or later with his crazy paces and determination, so good job.

Congrats and all that, can't really think of what else to say, apart from maybe saying I got there first, lol.

At 9/2/08 12:36 PM, RohantheBarbarian wrote: My mom died. She was 46.

That sucks, I mean it would be even worse if you where closer and everything but it's still pretty bad to have a perant die, I think. I don't really know how it feels so I can't really say too much, but I hope you manage to carry on. I won't say much more.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-09-02 14:51:56


At 9/2/08 12:36 PM, RohantheBarbarian wrote: Sorry for double posting, but I just found out something.

My mom died. She was 46.

I am sorry for your loss man, I hope everything works out or you.

My friend died a couple days ago so I have some what of an idea of what you are going through :(. But all we can do is be strong and wait for the sorrow to pass because I am sure they would not want you to be sad over them for too long.


Dancing Pineapple Guy!

128th EGSC. I popped NEVR's BBS ban cherry.

Also cocks.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-09-02 15:08:37


I was thinking of joining you guys. :)
Do i meet the specifications?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-09-02 15:09:01


At 9/2/08 11:54 AM, NEVR wrote:

Thanks a lot for the roster update NEVR. Sadly, it's your last one. But actually, for me this is just the third update since I'm in the barracks and this is the first by you.

First off, congratulations to our newest Supreme Commander, Joshiwa!

Congrats man : ). That flying tank looks very very nice and shiny ^^.

Promotions:

Congratulation to all of you. Hopfully, I will be in this list the next week.

Marsupial - 610

W00t ! First week in the barracks and you are in the top 5 gainers ... very nice. Congrats to the others ; )

>>> 47 || [ 03471 ] || [ 049 ] || [ 07.0 ] || [ 11.0 - ] || sonofkirk, Pvt. First Class -1

Crap ! Yeah, I wasn't at home these days, I wasn't able to B/P a lot. And now I'm back to school and I have to work a lot ...

At 9/2/08 12:36 PM, RohantheBarbarian wrote: My mom died. She was 46.

Sorry, man. My grand-pa died recently and I know what you feel. I hope you and your familly will be alright.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-09-02 15:39:39


At 9/2/08 01:35 PM, NEVR wrote: At 9/2/08 01:59 PM, Sentio wrote: At 9/2/08 02:29 PM, Little-Rena wrote: At 9/2/08 02:51 PM, Joshiwa wrote: At 9/2/08 03:09 PM, sonofkirk wrote:

Thank you all for your kind words. I'm holding up ok, in case you're concerned about my well-being. I'm gonna be fine, but thanks again for your understanding.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-09-02 17:41:27


At 9/2/08 12:36 PM, RohantheBarbarian wrote: Sorry for double posting, but I just found out something.

My mom died. She was 46.

I am very sorry for your loss, I lost my mother when I was three due to cancer. I hope you hold up ok, I know it can be tough.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-09-02 19:56:38


At 9/2/08 12:36 PM, RohantheBarbarian wrote: Sorry for double posting, but I just found out something.

My mom died. She was 46.

I feel sorry for you, man. My uncle, actually, was found in his room dead this morning, no cause of death yet known, but dang... It must feel horrible to have your mother die on you. As much as my mom and I argue, I would feel really sad if she died. You have my condolences.

Also, NEVR? Why wasn't I put on the roster after reaching Private rank this last week? I mean, I can understand if you didn't want to put Guardsmen, at the Police ranks, on the roster, however I finally breached the rank of eligibility for EGB membership this week, and looking at the roster I kinda feel left out that my name's not on there.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-09-02 20:03:44


At 9/2/08 03:39 PM, RohantheBarbarian wrote:
Thank you all for your kind words. I'm holding up ok, in case you're concerned about my well-being. I'm gonna be fine, but thanks again for your understanding.

Hope you'll be okay.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-09-02 20:07:10


At 9/2/08 07:56 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: Also, NEVR? Why wasn't I put on the roster after reaching Private rank this last week?

Did you ask for formal membership? I didn't see Slash confirming your place. Even though you were a Guardsman, your entry isn't automatic one your gain the rank of Private. You still need the approval of the recruitment officer.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-09-02 20:37:08


It'll take a while before I'll be able to climb back to the b/p position I was before my family went on a vacation which started on Clock Day

It's going to take some time...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-09-02 20:40:31


At 9/2/08 08:07 PM, NEVR wrote: Did you ask for formal membership? I didn't see Slash confirming your place. Even though you were a Guardsman, your entry isn't automatic one your gain the rank of Private. You still need the approval of the recruitment officer.

OK, sorry then. Guess I forgot.
**AHEM!**
This is Private SoulMaster71, former Guardsman, requesting membership in the Elite Guard Barracks SIR!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-09-02 20:53:55


At 9/2/08 08:40 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: This is Private SoulMaster71, former Guardsman, requesting membership in the Elite Guard Barracks SIR!

Thusly accepted, lol.

Very big hurry, so I'll be brief:

1. I submitted a flash a few days ago, lol. Hope to submit more; Secret Episode Special 3 may be made in the near future, as well. If I decide to do it, I'll put up a sign-up sheet on my userpage.

MY FLASH SKILL IS AMAZING, LOL :'(

2. NEVR, you did a swell job with the updates. Sucks that you won't be doing them anymore. Also, congrats on the mod thing. Whip some abusive ass and do the Barracks proud, heh. *salute*
3. RohantheBarbarian, my condolences. Wish I could say more, but I've never had a family death and don't know what to say about it.


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-09-02 20:55:25


Wow that's a really detailed list. Must've taken ages NEVR. Shame youre not going to be doing it anymore

At 9/2/08 12:29 PM, Azentiger wrote:

>>> 46 || [ 03533 ] || [ 610 ] || [ 87.1 ] || [ 00.0+ ] || Marsupial, Pvt. First Class +3
Probably the one I should be watching carefully. His pace is fast... and as I could miss some good points at some times... he could reach me. It could take time... but he really could reach me.

I doubt I'll be reaching you anytime soon. Plus I go back to school on Thursday so I won't be clocking a lot of b/p anymore

and Im sorry about your mother Rohan


cos shotgun bullets are bad for yo health.

{+}dA{-}LASTFM

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-09-02 21:01:04


At 9/2/08 11:55 AM, NEVR wrote: Random word: Face

Plant

No.## || [Total B/P] || [Gain] || [Gain/day] || [Rise/drop] || [Name, Rank]
>>> 39 || [ 05745 ] || [ 051 ] || [ 07.3 ] || [ 05.9+ ] || Pinoyguy75, Sergeant
>>> 40 || [ 05320 ] || [ 027 ] || [ 03.9 ] || [ 01.3+ ] || HeavenDuff, Sergeant
>>> 41 || [ 05169 ] || [ 084 ] || [ 12.0 ] || [ 03.4+ ] || TheThing, Sergeant
>>> 42 || [ 04816 ] || [ 020 ] || [ 02.9 ] || [ 00.2+ ] || phantomlassuk, Corporal

Well, 350 up on phantom is a nice number. But now I'm 150 back on Heaven, and he seems to be gaining speed. But I think, if I try, I can pass him in 3-4 weeks, depending on his pace. No more than 5.

And Pinoy, you're killing me. 575 back, and you pick up speed.

At 9/2/08 12:36 PM, RohantheBarbarian wrote: My mom died. She was 46.

Damn. I know that you weren't close, but it still has to hurt. And your little brother,.... kids are so much more sensitive to death than us people who lurk on orgish.com and /b/. I just hope that somehow, everything works out for the best that it can be right now.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-09-02 21:05:08


RothantheBarbian as everyone else has said im ,so sorry for your Mom,s death but you posted here is brave. I hope you do well at your new college life ,can be real rough at times. NEVR thanks for the roaster shame, its your final one, but Joshiwa. Does a swell job and well done on your Sumpreme Commander Joshiwa. I will never get that far but its lovely ,to see people get that elite badge with honors salutes.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-09-02 21:28:54


At 9/2/08 11:55 AM, NEVR wrote: >>> 01 || [ 62747 ] || [ 387 ] || [ 55.3 ] || [ 15.0 - ] || Phantom, EGSC
>>> 02 || [ 61921 ] || [ 017 ] || [ 02.4 ] || [ 00.5 - ] || X-Naut, EGSC
>>> 03 || [ 60501 ] || [ 036 ] || [ 05.1 ] || [ 00.8 - ] || BlueHippo, EGSC
>>> 04 || [ 57933 ] || [ 141 ] || [ 20.1 ] || [ 02.8+ ] || Seamonky, EGSC
>>> 05 || [ 46602 ] || [ 052 ] || [ 07.4 ] || [ 10.9 - ] || Sentio, EGSC
>>> 06 || [ 45269 ] || [ 157 ] || [ 22.4 ] || [ 10.1+ ] || pwroftheseagoat, EGSC
>>> 07 || [ 45103 ] || [ 319 ] || [ 45.6 ] || [ 06.1 - ] || Coop83, EGSC

It's actually quite sad and boring I now have no more EGB competition. The only person with some chance of catching up, seems to be Coop, who is sadly just over 17 thousand points away.

Oh well, thanks a lot for the update, I hope the next one is just as good (even if not by you) :P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-09-02 21:57:18


At 9/2/08 08:53 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: 2. NEVR, you did a swell job with the updates. Sucks that you won't be doing them anymore.

Thanks, glad you thought so. It does suck, but I figured it was best to quit whilst I was ahead. I still intend to stick around the EGB for the time being, especially considering things are looking up around here of late.

Also, congrats on the mod thing. Whip some abusive ass and do the Barracks proud, heh. *salute*

I very much intend to :)

At 9/2/08 09:28 PM, Phantom wrote: Oh well, thanks a lot for the update, I hope the next one is just as good (even if not by you) :P

I'm sure Josh will do a great job continuing it -- I wouldn't have passed it along to him otherwise :)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-09-03 01:18:13


At 9/2/08 09:28 PM, Phantom wrote:

It's actually quite sad and boring I now have no more EGB competition. The only person with some chance of catching up, seems to be Coop, who is sadly just over 17 thousand points away.

Hey I might provide some competition in the future :P

Oh well, thanks a lot for the update, I hope the next one is just as good (even if not by you) :P

Meh I think I could do almost as good a job, right guys? ;)

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-09-03 03:43:25


At 9/2/08 11:55 AM, NEVR wrote: Random word: Face

Meh, I was always more of a Murdock fan.

>>> 06 || [ 45269 ] || [ 157 ] || [ 22.4 ] || [ 10.1+ ] || pwroftheseagoat, EGSC
>>> 07 || [ 45103 ] || [ 319 ] || [ 45.6 ] || [ 06.1 - ] || Coop83, EGSC
>>> 08 || [ 37933 ] || [ 202 ] || [ 28.9 ] || [ 21.7 - ] || PenguinLink, EGSC +1

Ooh, maybe 6th place is in sight. I'd better get chasing after it!

Thanks for the update, NEVR!

At 9/2/08 09:28 PM, Phantom wrote: It's actually quite sad and boring I now have no more EGB competition. The only person with some chance of catching up, seems to be Coop, who is sadly just over 17 thousand points away.

And your pace is plenty to keep me at bay, so I don't think I'll be offering much resistance to your dominance of the list.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-09-03 08:09:54


At 9/2/08 09:57 PM, NEVR wrote: I'm sure Josh will do a great job continuing it -- I wouldn't have passed it along to him otherwise :)

Well he better, or else.

At 9/3/08 01:18 AM, Joshiwa wrote: Hey I might provide some competition in the future :P

Indeed. Now you just have to double every point you ever made, and then some :)
Go ahead.

At 9/3/08 03:43 AM, Coop83 wrote: And your pace is plenty to keep me at bay, so I don't think I'll be offering much resistance to your dominance of the list.

I feel like a silver back gorilla after hearing that. I lead the tribe with the extremely large...number of B/P points. Oh well. keep it up :P


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