As planned I missed the 1000-b/p-star by 50 points but I ranked 21 places up to number 258 and I had a lot of fun on clock day so that's ok!

At 8/20/06 01:54 PM, -Casualty- wrote: As planned I missed the 1000-b/p-star by 50 points but I ranked 21 places up to number 258 and I had a lot of fun on clock day so that's ok!

The very first time I was on the top 51+ list I got a star pace!

Thank's Clock Day.

Tragic, tragic news.

Your beloved Lieutenant General Slash decided to go on a very dangerous training mission in China, at the cursed springs of Jusenkyo. He lost his balance and fell into one of the springs, and discovered that he could turn into a girl by being doused by cold water, and back in a guy with hot water.

Needless to say, Slash quickly became a lesbian, and went AWOL. We never saw him again.

However, using DNA samples we found at his residence (don't ask where we found them), we were able to clone Slash. But not like, regular clone. We enhanced this one. Made it bigger, faster, stronger. Mewtwo-esque, like.

We've deemed this twisted illegitimate son of God and technology Elite Guard General Firestorm, and he will be replacing your Lieutenant General.

On a side note, if you have any information on the whereabouts of rogue Elite Guard Lt. General Firestorm, please contact the nearest military installation. Thank you.

At 8/20/06 04:23 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: On a side note, if you have any information on the whereabouts of rogue Elite Guard Lt. General Firestorm, please contact the nearest military installation. Thank you.

I killed him, but the darn son of gun just won't stay down... Congrats :-P

At 8/20/06 04:23 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: However, using DNA samples we found at his residence (don't ask where we found them), we were able to clone Slash. But not like, regular clone. We enhanced this one. Made it bigger, faster, stronger. Mewtwo-esque, like.

We've deemed this twisted illegitimate son of God and technology Elite Guard General Firestorm, and he will be replacing your Lieutenant General.

Congrats on the son, Slash. Wait, I mean clone. Wait, I mean on leveling up. Wait...

At 8/20/06 01:02 AM, Hemlok wrote: Sorry to double post but look at this Can you believe Johnny_Utah made this?

lol I know. Look at Tom's!

At 8/19/06 03:27 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: At 8/19/06 03:09 PM, Major_punk wrote: The Barracks Roster has been updated. Check it out!

Great update and thank you for the break

Thanks and your welcome.

but I plan to update the list next week and I'll most likely update the inactive list!

Alright, but fuck that list is a bitch to update. When I used to update it the Barracks only had like 20-30 members but now theres twice as many, taking twice as long to finish.

Makes me appreciate you updating that list weekly even more. ^_^

At 8/19/06 04:03 PM, harryjarry wrote:

Major_punk reveals himself :0.

=O

At 8/20/06 01:22 AM, pepeatumi wrote:

Sarai is no longer a mod.

That's weird. From what I read she was demodded because she has a bad temper or something... I dunno I've never seen her flip out at anyone.

Then again I haven't been in General for months...

At 8/20/06 08:35 AM, homer8722 wrote:

I would vote for XwyaneColtX or Afro_Stud.

XwaynecoltX used to be a moderator for Retrogade, he isn't anymore but he still has that experience so he might be mod here someday. I'd vote for him if I could.

Afro_Stud won't be mod because with the way the system currently works, only other mods can vote him in, and since he doesn't leave the Wi/Ht forum the other mods never see him around. Even though he knows Newgrounds inside and out.

At 8/20/06 10:28 AM, EagleRock wrote:

So what does everyone think about a story to celebrate my EGSC?

LETS DO IT!!!

Heh, I really don't know much about Counter-Strike at the moment because I don't play it myself, but I can learn for the sake of the story. =)

At 8/20/06 01:25 PM, ThePunisher52 wrote:

Good afternoon everyone. I am back from a 2 1/2 day nightmare (or close to it). Thursday afternoon around 3:00 (central), my DSL connection decides to act up. This morning, after working on it on and off, I finally got it working again.

Those can really piss me off sometimes, I had chronic connection problems back in May and it nearly drove me up the wall. =P

But I'm glad to hear you figured it out and got it working again, do you know what was wrong with it in the first place?

So in the two days I was gone, I see I missed EagleRock making Supreme Commander and Major_Punk making General, along with 3 days worth of deposits. Congrats to you two.

Thanks, and tough luck on those deposits. It might be a good idea to make a truce or something with another NG member and have it so no matter what they will always check to see if you deposited before they log off, and if you haven't they will for you. I have one set up with Afro_Stud at the moment.

Heh, I'm more likely to be hit by lightning then miss a deposit now. =P

At 8/20/06 04:23 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

However, using DNA samples we found at his residence (don't ask where we found them),

eww.

We've deemed this twisted illegitimate son of God and technology Elite Guard General Firestorm, and he will be replacing your Lieutenant General.

Congrats on the rank up Slash, your almost caught up already. =O
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Yesterdays EOD: 118 b/p.

At 8/20/06 04:23 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Tragic, tragic news.

Nice story Slash... (Even if it was insipired by Rnama) anyways congrats on the rank up and ge ready you're on the homestretch towards reaching EGSC.

The portal is surprsingly fast, DEFCON 2, come and get it. Even though nothing was planned for today, it's quite fast with the Tankmen parodies and all.

At 8/20/06 08:40 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: The portal is surprsingly fast, DEFCON 2, come and get it. Even though nothing was planned for today, it's quite fast with the Tankmen parodies and all.

I know what you mean. It seems everytime I refresh the portal page there's at least a new submission I haven't seen. It gets annoying at times.

At 8/20/06 08:50 PM, Hemlok wrote: I know what you mean. It seems everytime I refresh the portal page there's at least a new submission I haven't seen. It gets annoying at times.

Speak for yourself "slacker", I'm enjoying it while I can...
j/k.

Yeah, the Portal is fast at least with new submissions, but they do seem to be taking a long time to clear. Still, that's far preferable to a slow slow day with next to no submissions.
Don't know what to think of the Tankmen parodies...not really my cup of tea, but at least some of them are animated well. I may not like the subject of a flash, but if it's done well, I will vote to protect it.

Well guys I agree, the portal has been going at a great pace, I'm have a chance at ranking up tonight. I'll keep you's posted.
And man, tom's tankman spoof was hilarious, I love the whole thing about them competeing over penis size lol.

At 8/20/06 08:35 AM, homer8722 wrote:

I would vote for XwyaneColtX or Afro_Stud.

I would vote for Mad-Cow(lmfao, yarite)

But seriously, we already have a wi/ht? mod, no point in modding either of them, although Afro_Stud ison there a lot, still not that necessary :\

At 8/20/06 08:52 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:

At 8/20/06 08:50 PM, Hemlok wrote: I know what you mean. It seems everytime I refresh the portal page there's at least a new submission I haven't seen. It gets annoying at times.

Speak for yourself "slacker", I'm enjoying it while I can...
j/k.

You big meanie!

At 8/20/06 04:59 PM, Major_punk wrote:

Afro_Stud won't be mod because with the way the system currently works, only other mods can vote him in, and since he doesn't leave the Wi/Ht forum the other mods never see him around. Even though he knows Newgrounds inside and out.

He may know it inside and out, but after seeiung the way he talks to people in his replies to movies, I would never want to see him as a mod. Not ever.

Hey guys, I reached Elite Guard Corporal! I'm pleased.
I hope to rank up again within the next week or two, no later than that.
Well, the portal is very very slow right now, pretty bored, I'm gonna review some oldies.

Just got back from watching Talladega Nights. Very good movie, I must say. I still haven't seen SoaP yet, though. :(

At 8/20/06 04:23 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Tragic, tragic news.

Good story, Slash.

At 8/21/06 12:36 AM, Feedback- wrote: Just got back from watching Talladega Nights. Very good movie, I must say. I still haven't seen SoaP yet, though. :(

I told you it was a must see! Snakes On A Plane looks like crap.

Don't kill me!

At 8/21/06 01:15 AM, Hemlok wrote: I told you it was a must see!

But is it good enough to see it three times?

Snakes On A Plane looks like crap.

OMFG >:O

Don't kill me!

Come on. Just one poke?

At 8/20/06 11:24 AM, EagleRock wrote: I just feel like me making EGSC is a good time to finally bring this idea to fruition.

Well will you look at that, Eagle has been promoted. Congratulations to you Sir. You have clearly worked long and hard to make your newly found rank. I imagine it must be nice to finally achieve EGSC. It makes for a very strong standing leader of the Barracks. Our top Barracks leaders are now EGSC, good to have happen. I am sure you will have already basked in the limelight, but here is a congratulatory beer anyway. Nice work.

I like the idea of a story. I think it would allow the Barracks to be portrayed in a better light than that of most of the users who wish to make random flash. I have to commend you for not wanting to show off your new rank, but instead thinking of the Barracks members. You have proved to actually concern for those of us here. Thank you for that. I wish you the best of luck getting your idea up and running. I’ll do what I can to help.

At 8/21/06 01:39 AM, Turkeybean wrote: I wish you the best of luck getting your idea up and running.

Hey, Turk, if you don't mind me asking, have you fully de-bugged your comp as of yet?

At 8/21/06 01:28 AM, Feedback- wrote: But is it good enough to see it three times?

I think it is.

OMFG >:O

Oh come on. They could have at least come up with a creative title!

Come on. Just one poke?

Fine...

At 8/21/06 02:25 AM, Hemlok wrote: I think it is.

If only it weren't for the accursed movie prices.

Oh come on. They could have at least come up with a creative title!

They didn't do that with "Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle." :\

Fine...

Now bend over and hold still, while I spin and put this blindfold on...

>:D

At 8/21/06 02:35 AM, Feedback- wrote: If only it weren't for the accursed movie prices.

I'm rich, bitch!

They didn't do that with "Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle." :\

Very true.

Now bend over and hold still, while I spin and put this blindfold on...

>:D

Alright.

Oh no! I might be double posting again. Well I just wanted to tell everybody that I got an amazing score of 130 points today! It really isn't that suprising since the portal was extremely active today and I had nothing to do all day long. I bought the the very first original season of The Ninja Turtles on DVD. You guys remember the show in the 80's right? It also had four never before scene episodes! Best ten bucks I've ever spent. Other then that I have been in all day. I'm hoping I will upgrade to Elite Guard First Lieutenant in two days, three at the most. I also had a good day of reviewing, I had eleven portal reviews and two audio reviews. Also a good day of flagging reviews. I want that gold whistle badly! Well I had an outstanding day today on Newgrounds. I just hope tommorrow is half as good as it was today!

At 8/21/06 03:04 AM, Hemlok wrote: Oh no! I might be double posting again. Well I just wanted to tell everybody that I got an amazing score of 130 points today! It really isn't that suprising since the portal was extremely active today and I had nothing to do all day long.

I agree, before crashing asleep I made about 150 points. The bad news is that I have to stay up late to get that much because of the time zone. But the good news are, doing it long enough has made me nocturnal.

I bought the the very first original season of The Ninja Turtles on DVD. You guys remember the show in the 80's right? It also had four never before scene episodes! Best ten bucks I've ever spent. Other then that I have been in all day. I'm hoping I will upgrade to Elite Guard First Lieutenant in two days, three at the most. I also had a good day of reviewing, I had eleven portal reviews and two audio reviews. Also a good day of flagging reviews. I want that gold whistle badly! Well I had an outstanding day today on Newgrounds. I just hope tommorrow is half as good as it was today!

I used to like it as kid, but then either it got more sucky or I grew up... Now my 5.5 year old cousin is into it, go figure.

At 8/21/06 03:18 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: I used to like it as kid, but then either it got more sucky or I grew up... Now my 5.5 year old cousin is into it, go figure.

I bought it because I thought it would be fun to watch somethign I loved when I was five. Also it was only ten bucks. Great deal?

I think so.

At 8/20/06 04:59 PM, Major_punk wrote:

At 8/20/06 10:28 AM, EagleRock wrote:

So what does everyone think about a story to celebrate my EGSC?

LETS DO IT!!!

Heh, I really don't know much about Counter-Strike at the moment because I don't play it myself, but I can learn for the sake of the story. =)

Just as long as you understand the premise of the game (and find which weapon you would prefer, and your gamestyle), you'll be fine. However, those that have actually played the game will appreciate the game a lot more.

At 8/21/06 01:39 AM, Turkeybean wrote:

At 8/20/06 11:24 AM, EagleRock wrote: I just feel like me making EGSC is a good time to finally bring this idea to fruition.

Well will you look at that, Eagle has been promoted. Congratulations to you Sir. You have clearly worked long and hard to make your newly found rank. I imagine it must be nice to finally achieve EGSC. It makes for a very strong standing leader of the Barracks. Our top Barracks leaders are now EGSC, good to have happen. I am sure you will have already basked in the limelight, but here is a congratulatory beer anyway. Nice work.

Limelight, lol. Yeah, I guess I got the limelight for a little bit. I think the most fun part of it was Major_punk changing his username to congrats_eaglerock. That was classic.

I like the idea of a story. I think it would allow the Barracks to be portrayed in a better light than that of most of the users who wish to make random flash. I have to commend you for not wanting to show off your new rank, but instead thinking of the Barracks members. You have proved to actually concern for those of us here. Thank you for that. I wish you the best of luck getting your idea up and running. I’ll do what I can to help.

Well, I did it for all my green-leaf ranks, it's time for a change. I figure this will be a ton more fun to write than just a story about me. Once I get the details ironed out, I'll post what info I need from everyone.

Well...I guess that everyone else had a great Clock Day, it was annoying that I did not get ranked up after having 2 decent b/p days. Congratulations on Eagle's promotion, now our leader is finally a commander. I hope that I can be one of the first 100 users who get promoted to EGSC. Way to go, I am back to the portal, salute!