I was sort of wondering about this Flash (UJ at time of post):
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/43 0918
That picture certainly looks like a real penis, which isn't allowed if I remember correctly. So, to flag, or not to flag?

At 3/19/08 10:59 AM, NEVR wrote:

At 3/18/08 11:44 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: why do we have a Guardsmen on our list?

Well aldlv explained it, but frankly I think we need a few more Guardsmen if it's going to be a worthy addition to the roster - because as your confusion shows, right now the Guardsmen section just looks like the 'SoulMaster71 club'.

Yeah I think the same, someone should post in there explaining in detail about being a guardsmen for anyone who is interested in advancing thru the ranks. Making sure they know they are still able to be active in the NGPD even tho they graduated up to the EGB.

I think it would really help in getting new active members into the EGB.

At 3/18/08 09:32 AM, NEVR wrote: Barracks roster - Tuesday, March 18th 2008

Yea! New roster!

35 || [ 04717 ] || [ 0030 ] || [ 04.3 ] || [ -00.3 ] || HeavenDuff, Corporal
36 || [ 04563 ] || [ 0018 ] || [ 02.6 ] || [ -03.0 ] || TheThing, Corporal

Alright! Only 150 back from Heaven. I got spring break this week, so I'll be able to get a whole lot of B/Ping done, and possible catch up to you.

It's pretty quiet in here. Where are you all, oh valiant soldiers?

At 3/20/08 06:16 PM, NEVR wrote: It's pretty quiet in here. Where are you all, oh valiant soldiers?

ehm... pretty nice.. thanx for asking sir... XD
well... the portal is slow today...
I'm doing homeworks right now...
& watching a video
btw... I this day I have been playing Drunken Masters I recommend it to everyone

also... you could check the Audio portal & leave some reviews there.. is alway fun to do that while the portal is slow...

well... just that...
I will go back to my homew... I mean the portal
*salute*

At 3/20/08 06:16 PM, NEVR wrote: It's pretty quiet in here. Where are you all, oh valiant soldiers?

It has indeed been pretty quiet lately. Bleh.

Retarded Animal Babies 20 came out a couple days ago. Awesome. I wouldn't have noticed it if I hadn't checked my e-mail notifications. :-D

I'm hoping for Spoilsbury Toast Boy -3 soon, too. Krinkels has started on Madness 9, but obviously that won't be finished for some time.

At 3/20/08 06:16 PM, NEVR wrote: It's pretty quiet in here. Where are you all, oh valiant soldiers?

By the time you typed it, I was in my English class, looking at my grades of that important exam I mentioned. It wasn't bad, better than I expected, actually. But still not enough, I could have done better.

I'll do the Cambridge exam by the end of the year, probably. But I wanted to do it in the middle of the year. Well, fuck.

And before that, I was watching the Asshole Mario movies at YouTube. It's a very funny series, I recomend it.

Also, if the Flash Portal was slow today, pay attention everyone! There are about 20 submissions under judgement, so I'd consider that the DEFCON level should be raised to level 2, because they keep coming.

Back to the Portal, everyone!

*Salutes*

At 3/20/08 06:35 PM, aldlv wrote: well... the portal is slow today...

It's picked up in the past hour or so - I've gotten a nice amount of B/P for the day thus far.

I'm doing homeworks right now...

Ahh homework. I've had a year off from homework, but I'm applying to University for next term (starting September-October), to do Law, so I'll be buried in work.

At 3/20/08 06:46 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: It has indeed been pretty quiet lately. Bleh.

Yeah, I'd have thought there would have been a bit more of a buzz in the few days following the roster update, but apparently not :(

Retarded Animal Babies 20 came out a couple days ago. Awesome. I wouldn't have noticed it if I hadn't checked my e-mail notifications. :-D

I saw it on the front page. Haven't gotten around to watching it yet, but I definitely will at some point. I bought Napoleon Dynamite on DVD yesterday, so I've been watching that a few times over.

At 3/20/08 07:19 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: By the time you typed it, I was in my English class, looking at my grades of that important exam I mentioned. It wasn't bad, better than I expected, actually. But still not enough, I could have done better.

Well at least you acknowledge that you could have done better. Everyone thinks that after exams, though, but there comes a point where the extra effort to have done 1% or 2% better just isn't worth the trouble.

I'll do the Cambridge exam by the end of the year, probably. But I wanted to do it in the middle of the year. Well, fuck.

Would doing it in the middle of the year have taken some of the workload off your shoulders then? Still, more time to prepare.
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To all: anybody had any thoughts/made any progress with the Guardsmen issue? For those who don't know what I'm talking about - I said on the previous page that I think we need to try and get a few more Guardsmen into the EGB to make their inclusion on the Roster worthwhile.

If anybody has good relations with the NGPD, please, please try and get some of those guys to be a little bit active in here. Now seems like the perfect time, too, what with their reformation on ramagi's pending list, their own thread is a little slow and unfocused. I'll probably be posting in their thread myself in the next couple of days, even though I don't know any of those guys. I would prefer the recruiting pitch to come from people they are familiar with, but if it comes to me posting in there, I will. I see that SoulMaster71 already mentioned something about it in the NGPD, but it didn't seem to generate any interest, so get your propaganda hats on, people, and head out on the recruiting hunt!

If nothing happens in the next week or two where this is concerned, I'll talk to Slash about where we are with the whole thing.

At 3/20/08 09:01 PM, TheNossinator wrote: Hello, soldiers of the EGB.:
I am currently in the NGPD and am working my way towards Private (and above).
I was wondering whether I could be added to the roster as a Guardsman?
If it's possible, great, if not, I'll be back.
*Salutes*

Yes, you can be a Guardsman. Just try to post here semi-regularly.

At 3/20/08 09:01 PM, TheNossinator wrote: I was wondering whether I could be added to the roster as a Guardsman?

*Salutes*

you see Nevr, sir... he just do it...
just ask for it... & it happens
XD

At 3/20/08 09:31 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Yes, you can be a Guardsman. Just try to post here semi-regularly.

& Sup. Commander Slash accepted him...

things are going good... =D

welcome aboard new Guardsman TheNossinator.
*salute*

At 3/20/08 09:38 PM, aldlv wrote:

*Salutes*

you see Nevr, sir... he just do it...
just ask for it... & it happens
XD

Yeah, I spoke to him on MSN and encouraged him to ask for 'Guardsmanship'. Might as well start the ball rolling if we're going to get the Guardsmen idea off the ground.

things are going good... =D

Yup, 2 Guardsmen now. At least it's not just 1 anymore - it looked pretty silly having only one person in the Guardsmen section of the roster.

Let's all get out there and recruit some more NGPD members as Guardsmen :)

welcome aboard new Guardsman TheNossinator.

Indeed, welcome!

At 3/20/08 10:04 PM, NEVR wrote:

Yup, 2 Guardsmen now. At least it's not just 1 anymore - it looked pretty silly having only one person in the Guardsmen section of the roster.

Let's all get out there and recruit some more NGPD members as Guardsmen :)

welcome aboard new Guardsman TheNossinator.

Indeed, welcome!

Yeah I am glad that we now have more than one Guardsman, now if we can only get more people interested. I will try and get others interested who have the potential to become Guardsmen and eventual members.

Welcome aboard Guardsman!

The Elite Guard Barracks : Stat Whoring Since 2005 !!!

doesn't it sounds good ??? I think it's great !!!

At 3/21/08 01:46 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: The Elite Guard Barracks : Stat Whoring Since 2005 !!!

doesn't it sounds good ??? I think it's great !!!

I love it... XD
nice work Corporal

Corporal Duff... Heaven Duff... lol... sorry I couldn't resist... XD

since 2005...
interesting...
I was checking... and.. If I continue like this... (50B/P per day)... I will a Sup Commander in less than 2 years from my first day on NG... (like 1 years from now... =D)

Good day fellow seniors. New Recruit MrPaPeRBoX requesting full permission to join sir!

Reporting for duty sir would this count as stealing ,as one of the games looks like its from newgrounds. The one where it says you cannnot kill strawberry clock?

At 3/21/08 06:07 AM, phantomlassuk wrote: Reporting for duty sir would this count as stealing ,as one of the games looks like its from newgrounds. The one where it says you cannnot kill strawberry clock?

Sorry forgot link here it ishttp://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
431115

At 3/21/08 04:03 AM, TheNossinator wrote:

At 3/21/08 03:21 AM, MrPaPeRBoX wrote: Good day fellow seniors. New Recruit MrPaPeRBoX requesting full permission to join sir!

You need to be at least a Private (2000 B/P) to join the EGB

just a little mistake soldier... is 2500 B/P
=D

Good luck with the B/Ping!

I like how you finished... XD

At 3/21/08 06:08 AM, phantomlassuk wrote:

At 3/21/08 06:07 AM, phantomlassuk wrote: Reporting for duty sir would this count as stealing ,as one of the games looks like its from newgrounds. The one where it says you cannnot kill strawberry clock?

Sorry forgot link here it ishttp://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
431115

well it pass judgment... &... I can't find the real one (if there is one...)
very strange... the submission is very strange...

Well, I'm very close to my next rank, Master Sergeant. Only 43 points away from it, awesome. I'll reach it tomorrow, probably.

Also, I logged my stats on NG Log a couple of days ago and once again I got more Blams than saves. I don't know why, but it seems that I catch the Flash Portal on crappy days and Blam lots of crappy stuff.

To sum up this post, will you travel somewhere this Easter?

the NGPD just started the new Thread...
finally... =D
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/8802 11

just to keep the record... =P

At 3/21/08 11:50 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote:

To sum up this post, will you travel somewhere this Easter?

I got back from Spain two days ago, I'm off to Devon to see my Nan in a couple of hours, and then I'm spending a week in Inverness with my girlfriend from next Thursday... so yes, yes I am travelling this Easter! =D

Which of course means I won't be around here for a couple of weeks, not that I am too active anyway! Hope you all have a great Easter break.

*salutes*

At 3/22/08 04:00 AM, aldlv wrote: the NGPD just started the new Thread...
finally... =D
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/8802 11

just to keep the record... =P

Thats good to hear but what was wrong with the old one?

At 3/21/08 11:50 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: To sum up this post, will you travel somewhere this Easter?

Haha, that isn't really a summary of your post, more like a concluding question.

I'm not traveling anywhere this easter, unfortunately. I was planning on going traveling, but I couldn't really get enough money together in time, due to family problems that required my presence at home. Got to sort out my university application, though, so that'll likely be what I'm doing this easter.

At 3/21/08 11:50 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote:

To sum up this post, will you travel somewhere this Easter?

I will not be going or doing anything for easter, I really don't think I have ever done anything for easter. I will just be watching college basketball and pulling for my Tar Heels.

At 3/22/08 09:03 AM, DarkSoldier wrote: Thats good to hear but what was wrong with the old one?

They wanted a fresh start. The fist page is full of KKK jokes. Mainly, when MrCrawford made th thread, he wasn't intending for it to go anywhere. He was parodying the EGB. I know this cause I lead the NGPD from page 4 to (# unknown). We talked.

And I'm staying here for easter. We got th older child a pokemon booster pack to go with her eggs.

BTW, I've made a post in the new NGPD thread about our Guardsmen positions. I guess the new thread will have to pick up a bit of speed before we get any real response out of it, but hopefully we will do. Fingers crossed.

:::Salutes:::

Sir,
I know I'm not an elite guard but I'm ready to blam and save newgrounds! Private FamilyGuy05 reporting for duty, sir!

At 3/22/08 08:10 PM, FamilyGuy05 wrote: Sir,
I know I'm not an elite guard but I'm ready to blam and save newgrounds! Private FamilyGuy05 reporting for duty, sir!

Sorry, Police Officer, but the requisites for joining the EGB are 2,500 B/P (rank of Private). I noticed you've already requested to join the NGPD, so stick with that until you reach the required amount of points. If, at that point, you still wish to apply for the Barracks, feel free to request membership, and we will put you through our selection process.

At 3/22/08 08:32 PM, NEVR wrote: I noticed you've already requested to join the NGPD, so stick with that until you reach the required amount of points.

Just double checked, and looks like you've been turned away from the NGPD until you improve your post quality. Make sure you work on that, as we like our members to have a decent post and review quality in the EGB, also.

Sorry for double post, people.

At 3/22/08 04:00 AM, aldlv wrote: the NGPD just started the new Thread...
finally... =D

I saw it too. I even wanted to join it (hehehe)... it was a bit embarrassing.

Anyways, I hope their new thread lasts for very long. I'll post any abusive flash I find here, there and at the abusive stuff thread.

At 3/22/08 11:47 AM, NEVR wrote:

At 3/21/08 11:50 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: To sum up this post, will you travel somewhere this Easter?

Haha, that isn't really a summary of your post, more like a concluding question.

Yeah, you're right. I was sleepy, and when I'm sleepy some words run out from my head, so I try to put another one to replace the "missing" word. Odd.

BTW, I've made a post in the new NGPD thread about our Guardsmen positions. I guess the new thread will have to pick up a bit of speed before we get any real response out of it, but hopefully we will do. Fingers crossed.

I saw it there, very well explained post. I expect some of them to join here as well.
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I'm sure that I will become a Master Sergeant today, I'm only 14 B/P away from it.
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Most of you have already seen it, but check out the new Video Game forum. Now the general forum is more organised than before, since we don't have a bunch of video game threads everyday there. Also, some people are calling the new forum "general forum nº 2".
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Happy Easter everyone!

*Salutes*