At 6/29/07 06:40 PM, txc2011 wrote: Does it have to be the very last level of b/p? Or do you just have to be Elite Guard? I know I'm no Elite Guard, but I will be soon! I also know I'm not even close, but you can count on me to get there!

-txc2011

Just Elite Guard, heh. I joined up here as an Elite Guard Private First Class (so long ago...).

We'd be crazy evil asshats if we required you to be a Supreme Commander...that takes about a whole year of non-stop B/P'ing at the very least...

At 6/29/07 01:03 AM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote: Hey everybody. Once again i didnt get but probably 5-10 b/p points today. And well damn Oblivion is taking up most of my days and my time to b/p. And well hope everybody is having a greater time b/ping an getting a much better pace then myself. Well hopefully i will be able to get a chuck of b/p points but who knows.

Yeah, I'm in a rut. Damn jobs, taking all my time (but I like the paycheck [which isn't even that good; I worked 36 hours and all I got was 215]). I'm trying to get as many as I can, but so many terrible flash are passing, that I'm losing points. Right now, I always have a tab in the portal, and I'm constantly refreshing it.

Sorry to hear about the computer problems Phantom, I always get pissed at my computer for acting fucking stupid. I ended up selling it at a garage sale and told the guy that it worked just find. I should of felt guilty but...Eh oh well.

Yeah when my computer starts acting mental i just try to re-connect to the internet a couple of times and maybe re-boot it a few times as well. That usually works but sometimes it dont and i just leave my laptop alone for a while. So in a diffrent note, How is everybody doing?

At 6/29/07 09:22 PM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote: Yeah when my computer starts acting mental i just try to re-connect to the internet a couple of times and maybe re-boot it a few times as well. That usually works but sometimes it dont and i just leave my laptop alone for a while. So in a diffrent note, How is everybody doing?

I've never had problems with the computer I have now but its only a few months old, I've put many mods in it to make it perform better, and its the only computer I've actually put this much effort in to make it run this well all the time. :)

I'm fine though, I got to see my fiance not too long ago and though it was brief, any time at all with her is amazing.

Hows everyone doing in the portal?

At 6/29/07 05:11 PM, Coop83 wrote: A
Fucking
Thing.

Die Maggot!

Seriously though, that whole tear Bill Gates a new Arsehole and violate him with the computer is borderline psychotic.

I'll be the judge of what's psychotic and what's not, and it's not, it's just a fantasy I share with anyone who ever had computer problems...

Didn't do that well today in the portal, I probably only got around 15 B/P points total, my attention was drawn to my 7 year old cousin who I had to keep an eye on today...way to Hyper.

At 6/30/07 02:31 AM, SilentSoldier wrote: Didn't do that well today in the portal, I probably only got around 15 B/P points total, my attention was drawn to my 7 year old cousin who I had to keep an eye on today...way to Hyper.

I haven't gotten a ton, myself, but in the last two days I'v egotten over 50 b/p, which isn't awful for me.

I swear, on the weekdays I have no time because of work and on the weekend I have no time because of life. #@!!&!!!

At 6/30/07 01:34 AM, NickScott wrote:

At 6/29/07 12:30 AM, Andrea364 wrote: Actually only about 40 seconds so pretty much yeah, enough time for them to be already blammed by me before you even posted.

You do know that it takes around 200 voters to get it officially "blammed" right? Whatever...

Yeah, I was just in time to get the blam animation on atleast 15 or 20 of them the rest I had already voted on before they could get to the verge of death stage. And it might only take 20 if they all have atleast a 10.00 vote power, see what I mean? I got skills.

I had the Elite Guard rank but my parents grounded me from the computer.

Damn parents, they just don't undestand... So, how long did it take before you got back on track?

NEVAR!!

Well, fine I'll make you polish my old blam gun, T-rusty, that I'm giving to you as a present for no reason, and if you won't do that you'll be polishing my current blam gun the B.ig M.other o.f B.lams which wieghs in exess of 50lbs and has atleast 6 kinds of barrels and 30 barrels in all plus a built in laser pointer aim, a med kit, and as a back up a modified military laser... Be sure to to get the tip of the barrel. Besides, who's gonna rule the world in 2028, me of course.

Okay.

So, I haven't slept in a while, and I got to wondering something.

What would happen if the only United States President to serve two non-consecutive terms were to have a hot, torrid homosexual relationship with the famed 15th century mariner who 'discovered' America?

When a time rift tears the universe apart, it brings two of history's famous men together in a story of love, passion, heartbreak, and, of course, gay sex.

Alas, all good things must come to an end; when the rift mends itself, the lovers are torn apart by time's cruel flow. But...can some of their love still endure?

COMING SOON TO A PORTAL NEAR YOU:

SLASH RETURNS: THE CLEVELAND-COLUMBUS AFFAIR

Rated R for Really hot sex.

At 7/1/07 10:18 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

COMING SOON TO A PORTAL NEAR YOU:

SLASH RETURNS: THE CLEVELAND-COLUMBUS AFFAIR

Rated R for Really hot sex.

Sounds good , I'll keep an eye out for it in the Portal.

At 7/1/07 10:18 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: COMING SOON TO A PORTAL NEAR YOU:

SLASH RETURNS: THE CLEVELAND-COLUMBUS AFFAIR

Rated R for Really hot sex.

May God have mercy on our souls.

At 7/1/07 10:18 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: So, I haven't slept in a while, and I got to wondering something.

That can't be good.

Alas, all good things must come to an end; when the rift mends itself, the lovers are torn apart by time's cruel flow. But...can some of their love still endure?

Beats me. But if the earlier rift brought them together in the first place, wouldn't the rift's mending make it so they never met in the first place? Unless they still do know each other, then that would probably cause some kind of time paradox, because one still know still the other exists at some point in time. Then with that knowledge in mind, that would probably create some disruption in the timeline, so wouldn't it...

Yeah, I don't know what I'm talking about. Time is a difficult concept to understand.

COMING SOON TO A PORTAL NEAR YOU:

SLASH RETURNS: THE CLEVELAND-COLUMBUS AFFAIR

Rated R for Really hot sex.

The Apocalypse nears...

At 7/1/07 04:12 PM, X-Naut wrote:

At 7/1/07 10:18 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

Beats me. But if the earlier rift brought them together in the first place, wouldn't the rift's mending make it so they never met in the first place? Unless they still do know each other, then that would probably cause some kind of time paradox, because one still know still the other exists at some point in time. Then with that knowledge in mind, that would probably create some disruption in the timeline, so wouldn't it...

Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe some small hint of their love for each other will defy temporal logic and live on? Or maybe not. HEH, we'll see.

Needless to say, I'm totally going to put Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On" as the sad music track. :-D

I'm also thinking about making a flash about former President Andrew Jackson. He may have been a less-than-savory man, but you gotta admit, he was hardcore. I'm thinking that maybe he gets frozen in a hunting accident (an Indian hunting accident, of course) and was merely reported dead; then, in 2007, global warming melts him free, and the dark lord Andrew Jackson once again roams the earth, looking for Indians to kill. But, of course, there's not really many left, so he decides to focus on someone else...

And that's all I got so far. I'll think of something funny for it after I get done planning and MAYBE making The Cleveland-Columbus Affair. Which might have to wait until after Clock Day '07, because I'm having enough trouble making THAT as it is, let alone starting a whole new project.

As you might notice, I've decided to put the old spiky glove away, and slip on a nice new Boxing Glove!

At 7/2/07 02:37 AM, SilentSoldier wrote: As you might notice, I've decided to put the old spiky glove away, and slip on a nice new Boxing Glove!

Congratulations soldier, you're finally past the worst level in my eyes. Enjoy it while it lasts, because if there is a god, and he's not mocking us, the redesign shall come before the 3 months it would take to gain a new level.

Other than that, anything new?

It's funny you should mention the Redesign because I have a hunch that it will be here very soon. The recent promotions of reg users to forum mods, I think, is a sign of this. My reason for thinking this is because the Redesign is basically this website with bigger possibilities and features. With these bigger ideas coming about, mods were probably needed for certain tasks like the fact of keeping a new and improved BBS in line, (this is just an example). Just a thought though...

At 7/2/07 03:21 AM, SilentSoldier wrote: It's funny you should mention the Redesign because I have a hunch that it will be here very soon. The recent promotions of reg users to forum mods, I think, is a sign of this. My reason for thinking this is because the Redesign is basically this website with bigger possibilities and features. With these bigger ideas coming about, mods were probably needed for certain tasks like the fact of keeping a new and improved BBS in line, (this is just an example). Just a thought though...

Either that or they give really good head.

In any case, for the love of Gardevoir, redesiiiiign...

Forgive the double post, but...

STOLEN ALERT

Stolen

Original

At 6/29/07 11:44 PM, Phantom wrote:

At 6/29/07 05:11 PM, Coop83 wrote: A
Fucking
Thing.

Die Maggot!

It's a philosophical construct sir. You told us not to say it, just to see if any of us have the balls to defy you for a cheap laugh. I did. *salutes*

Seriously though, that whole tear Bill Gates a new Arsehole and violate him with the computer is borderline psychotic.

I'll be the judge of what's psychotic and what's not, and it's not, it's just a fantasy I share with anyone who ever had computer problems...

And self diagnosis in a situation like this isn't really going to help. Here, drink this *offers you a milkshake* you'll feel a lot better, as it will calm you down, while the tech guys get to work on your computer.

At 7/1/07 10:18 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: COMING SOON TO A PORTAL NEAR YOU:

SLASH RETURNS: THE CLEVELAND-COLUMBUS AFFAIR

Rated R for Really hot sex.

Borat has seen sneaky preview. Borat enjoed good sextime in movie house *big grin, accompanmied with thumbs up*

At 7/2/07 08:37 AM, Coop83 wrote: It's a philosophical construct sir. You told us not to say it, just to see if any of us have the balls to defy you for a cheap laugh. I did. *salutes*

Thus you have balls, promotion ^^

And self diagnosis in a situation like this isn't really going to help. Here, drink this *offers you a milkshake* you'll feel a lot better, as it will calm you down, while the tech guys get to work on your computer.

I've already got a shrink, I meet her Wednesday mornings at exactly 12. and if the tech guys touch my massive stacks of porn it's your ass. ( Gee, speaking of ass, maybe I've been watching a little too much porn XD ).

At 7/2/07 11:41 AM, Phantom wrote: ( Gee, speaking of ass, maybe I've been watching a little too much porn XD ).

It sounds like you might want to get with your therapist instead. You know the porn is going to eventually drive you into a mad rage. Speaking of which, can I borrow some?

It’s good to see you and the EGB still up and running. I see things have really been able to stay on track. I haven’t had too much time to flip through the pages yet, but I am sure I will find some interesting things to read. Surely there will be plenty to catch up on. I can see that you have stayed plenty busy my friend. Congratulations on your save achievement. I was pleased to see that the blams were still staggering above your saves. Be sure to keep it that way.

STOLEN ALERT.

Ladies and gentlemen, we've got a bright one here.

Author's comments:
i'm not the creator of this video i just downloaded it

Smooooooth.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/386442
The author says he didn't create it ...a confession..!!!

Another self-admitted stolen flash.

At 7/2/07 09:12 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Another self-admitted stolen flash.

Gaah, two more points I missed! DAMMIT, I just can't win! But still nice catch there, it does pay off to look at the comments huh?

STOLEN FLASH:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/386492

He says the authors already have it on newgrounds, Plus I've seen this before

At 7/2/07 11:41 AM, Phantom wrote:

At 7/2/07 08:37 AM, Coop83 wrote: It's a philosophical construct sir. You told us not to say it, just to see if any of us have the balls to defy you for a cheap laugh. I did. *salutes*

Thus you have balls, promotion ^^

Thank you sir. I fully intend to be promoted in about 11 weeks at this pace :)

I've already got a shrink, I meet her Wednesday mornings at exactly 12. and if the tech guys touch my massive stacks of porn it's your ass.

Don't worry, they'll probably only take copies for themselves while making the computer servicable.

( Gee, speaking of ass, maybe I've been watching a little too much porn XD ).

Perhaps, maybe you just need the love of a good woman. I've got that and it's changed my life (in certain small areas)

At 7/3/07 08:24 AM, Coop83 wrote: Thank you sir. I fully intend to be promoted in about 11 weeks at this pace :)

And it will probably be your last promotion, good thing I didn't fuck up, oh well, keep up the good work soldier.

Don't worry, they'll probably only take copies for themselves while making the computer servicable.

Well I'm ok with that, but I swear to god, if anything is missing, I'll deep fry you. Mhhmmm deep fry.

Perhaps, maybe you just need the love of a good woman. I've got that and it's changed my life (in certain small areas)

I agree, only those things with brains and breasts are pretty hard to find out there, you know what I mean :(

I can see that, once again, I missed to flag stolen movies. That makes 10 in a row, now, I think.

Anyway, I can see that my b/p is going well. I should get my next rank before the next update. Maybe even before Saturday. Well, and how's going your b/ping?