At 6/27/07 09:41 PM, Azentiger wrote: Alert!
If you noticed, there is a spam attack on the Portal.
I think our duty is to defend it, so let's do our duty!

-Azentiger-

I couldn't believe it, approx 38 spam flashes all auto spawning. All down to the MarioMafia.
Hopefully it won't happen again >:(

At 6/27/07 09:45 PM, Shanus wrote:

At 6/27/07 09:41 PM, Azentiger wrote: Alert!
If you noticed, there is a spam attack on the Portal.
I think our duty is to defend it, so let's do our duty!

-Azentiger-

I couldn't believe it, approx 38 spam flashes all auto spawning. All down to the MarioMafia.
Hopefully it won't happen again >:(

Obviously, they all got removed or deleted. I didn't expected that. Not only this was a spam attack, but also a malicious one and I didn't get ant b/p from these. Damn MarioMafia! Seriously, they ruined my evening!

I hope you all whistled every last one of those for the whistle points. =)

And, don't worry about him, Andrea364, he has "stick up bum".

Hell, if I didn't have a job that kept me away from home for 11 hours a day, I'd probably get a TON, more B/P a week, but when I am home I can get a lot of B/P and still take breaks since things sit in the portal for a while. Only things I really miss are the ones that come and get blammed in 100 votes, so I totally understand how it's possible to get a ton of B/P and still have a life.

I just don't get to do that so much... =(

Damn it seems like i missed the raid and missed a chance for some valuble whistle points. Well im on my quest for a deity whistle and for a few other things. Well how is everything going around here today? Me i didnt get hardly any b/ping done today and i will have to make up for it in the coming hours and try to get 40 b/p tomorrow.

At 6/28/07 12:49 AM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote: Damn it seems like i missed the raid and missed a chance for some valuble whistle points. Well im on my quest for a deity whistle and for a few other things. Well how is everything going around here today? Me i didnt get hardly any b/ping done today and i will have to make up for it in the coming hours and try to get 40 b/p tomorrow.

I think I got about 10 B/P today before I went to work (still at work now, on a short break at almost 1AM). I'll get whatever's in the portal when I get home.

Kinda' pissed about missing all those whistle points earlier. I saw the post in time, but being here at work I can't go anywhere but the bbs or it's blocked for "games" which is all kinds of gay. I've literally been stuck with this silver whitle for well over a year.

At 6/27/07 01:02 AM, Andrea364 wrote: check out the FAQ, which should be in Phantom or EagleRock's sigs.

Not in my Signature, mine only contains my stuff, I think Eagle's has it all. Now if only we had our old forum back.

At 6/27/07 03:44 AM, X-Naut wrote: Not a nad pace. Getting ever so closer...

I guess so, at least I enjoyed this spot for a little while.

At 6/27/07 08:49 PM, Andrea364 wrote: 99 out of 137 were blammed yesterday I think, it's hard to believe that all those got blammed, since the system changed it's a lot harder to get blams from what I hear. I'm trying to get my blams and saves somewhere in the equal range, I'm to soft on movies now.

Actually that statistic is pretty much always taken out of context. The Entries Submitted Yesterday is the total number of new flash entering the portal and the judgement process. Some of these haven't passed judgement by midnight, so bear that in mind

When it comes to Entries Deleted Yesterday, this includes any movies which flash authors have decided to remove from Newgrounds, well after they have been submitted and have passed judgement. illwillpress deleted about 30 flash on one day, since he was quite pissed with people making spam flash about him. He kept all of the award winning flash and deleted the rest. This gave us a submitted of about 10 less than the deleted on this one day.

I lost about 10 reviews, I was peeved.

Oh yeah, I remember illwillpress with his foamy flashes, those used people off so bad. People got mad at him for making those somewhat crappy flashes of foamy. So as a result, people would make crappy flashes to make fun of him... I'm not even going to express the Irony here.

At 6/28/07 04:31 AM, SilentSoldier wrote: Oh yeah, I remember illwillpress with his foamy flashes, those used people off so bad. People got mad at him for making those somewhat crappy flashes of foamy. So as a result, people would make crappy flashes to make fun of him... I'm not even going to express the Irony here.

What kind of monster would make a flash ridiculing illwillpress?!

I mean...OUTRAGE, PEOPLE!

At 6/28/07 05:06 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: What kind of monster would make a flash ridiculing illwillpress?!
I mean...OUTRAGE, PEOPLE!

Nice flash Slash! Its great to see you back again buddy! Are you still working on those flashes for people here where we're included?

On another note though I am going my best to get as much B/P as possible now. I don't have a job anymore, my fiance is leaving for a few days and I have nothing else to do so I am hoping that in that time period the portal is flooded with flashes! :)

I heard there was "Chester" flashes again last night that spawned many outside links.. anyone see them?

At 6/26/07 08:57 AM, Coop83 wrote:

Special mention to PenguinLink, as even though it's a long shot that he'll beat me to EGSC, he's really turned his pace up this time.

Thanks for the special mention. :) Yes, I've still got a ways to go until I reach the final rank. Good luck on reaching EGSC, you're almost there.

At 6/27/07 12:04 PM, Sentio wrote:

1500 posts (the last 500 have gone by really fast!)
36,000 B/P!
10VP!

Congratulations on all those achievements. :)

At 6/27/07 05:04 PM, SilentSoldier wrote:

Also I just managed to get a Silver Whistle so yay : )

Congratulations to you as well. :3

At 6/27/07 06:22 PM, TheThing wrote:

Oh! I just got Elite Guard Private First Class! Yay!

And yet another congratulations! Keep up the good work.

At 6/28/07 05:06 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

I mean...OUTRAGE, PEOPLE!

I concur. I mean, what is up with these people? :P

*Salutes*

At 6/27/07 09:41 PM, Azentiger wrote: Alert!
If you noticed, there is a spam attack on the Portal.
I think our duty is to defend it, so let's do our duty!

-Azentiger-

Damn, I missed it. Oh well, what's 40 b/p/whistle points?

At 6/28/07 12:49 AM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote: Well how is everything going around here today? Me i didnt get hardly any b/ping done today and i will have to make up for it in the coming hours and try to get 40 b/p tomorrow.

Hope you get the points. I don't have much time to try for more than 20 or 30 a day, and that's on a rare occasion.

According to NG log, I've gotten 39 B/P Points since last Saturday (06/23/07). Pace of 7.8 B/P per day. Plus all the ones still in the portal.

If you love America, come to clickclickclick.com and click for America! We need all the help we can get.

At 6/28/07 04:31 AM, SilentSoldier wrote: Oh yeah, I remember illwillpress with his foamy flashes, those used people off so bad. People got mad at him for making those somewhat crappy flashes of foamy. So as a result, people would make crappy flashes to make fun of him... I'm not even going to express the Irony here.

Oh, well he's not going to like my next feature length movie very much...

GOOD!

And, Slash, I'll check out the Flash you linked when I get home from work. In about....8 hours or so. =(

At 6/28/07 06:07 PM, RSQViper wrote:

At 6/28/07 04:31 AM, SilentSoldier wrote: Oh yeah, I remember illwillpress with his foamy flashes, those used people off so bad. People got mad at him for making those somewhat crappy flashes of foamy. So as a result, people would make crappy flashes to make fun of him... I'm not even going to express the Irony here.

Too late, you just did by telling us that, see? Either that or I'm just too brilliantly intelligent to notice. Even so a lesson can be learned from this example. Lesson: Crappy flash spawns even crappier flash.

Oh, well he's not going to like my next feature length movie very much...

GOOD!

Seconded!

And, Slash, I'll check out the Flash you linked when I get home from work. In about....8 hours or so. =(

I'll be watching it in about 8 hours as well since I'm really busy. Well, look at the bright side, you can still get in some posts while you work, right? And posts bring up the value of your account, if only by a small percentage. :) That's eight hours of posting you can do. :P Just hope you don't get caught posting while you're there, that would be bad... :(

I'll be in the portal.

At 6/28/07 07:13 PM, Andrea364 wrote:

Well, look at the bright side, you can still get in some posts while you work, right? And posts bring up the value of your account, if only by a small percentage. :) That's eight hours of posting you can do. :P Just hope you don't get caught posting while you're there, that would be bad... :(

Haha. I definitely can't post for 8 hours straight. Mainly only on my breaks (like right now) or when the implanter is running cycle tests or beam. I do come in under stealth mode and read from time to time, though and don't post.

And my account is priceless since I use it. Priceless I tell you!!!

I'll be in the portal.

Have fun defending!

P.S. Has everyone gone and watched "Rise of Alfred" yet? It's on the front page and by Emily Youcis. It's very Ren & Stimpy-esque and I think it's great. I thought it was so great that when I saw it and it didn't have a preloader or icon I wrote her and made her an icon. She used the icon and put in a preloader and I directed Tom's attention to it and he thought it was a trip (which it is) and he put it, deservingly, on the front page.

Go watch it! =D

At 6/28/07 09:23 PM, RSQViper wrote:
Haha. I definitely can't post for 8 hours straight. Mainly only on my breaks (like right now) or when the implanter is running cycle tests or beam. I do come in under stealth mode and read from time to time, though and don't post.

Well I knew that, I meant like when you're on break or have little windows of time to post. I only take an average of 30 minutes out of my day to post, the rest of my time is devoted to friends ( like Haley, Dalton, lots of emo people, Samantha, and Tabetha ), Nieghbor kids ( my cousins ), b/ping, answering pms, my website, and family.

And my account is priceless since I use it. Priceless I tell you!!!

Haha, and I'm not french ( and just about every other race in the world I'm national baby!) * sarcasm *

Have fun defending!

You mean actually really listening to my blam gun, right? I already did that and now I'm blamming more than usual, but of course "I'm only giving out the votes that are deserved. It's fun!

P.S. Has everyone gone and watched "Rise of Alfred" yet? It's on the front page and by Emily Youcis. It's very Ren & Stimpy-esque and I think it's great. I thought it was so great that when I saw it and it didn't have a preloader or icon I wrote her and made her an icon. She used the icon and put in a preloader and I directed Tom's attention to it and he thought it was a trip (which it is) and he put it, deservingly, on the front page.

Go watch it! =D

I did...

I declare defcon 3, my portal guard has notified me 12 times in the past minute for multiple submissions, possible attack expected... I'm going to check it out, you guys should come too.

For the second day running, a spam attack on the portal. This time thought by an unknown group. They seem to have just put up teletubbie & winnie the pooh type flashes.

So get to the portal soldiers, there's about 15 movies in this "raid" so go protect our portal

*SALUTES*

At 6/28/07 11:02 PM, Shanus wrote: For the second day running, a spam attack on the portal. This time thought by an unknown group. They seem to have just put up teletubbie & winnie the pooh type flashes.

I noticed, I know I got my blam points though. :) Their little attack fell flat on it's face thanks to me... And you guys too heheh....

So get to the portal soldiers, there's about 15 movies in this "raid" so go protect our portal

I beat you all there despite my dial up connection, I was on the scene in less than 12 seconds, and all thanks to portal guard.

*SALUTES*

* Salutes enthusiastically *

At 6/28/07 11:02 PM, NickScott wrote: Is Elite Guard Corporal good enough for this crew?
Well there are 20 free blams in the portal. Barney/Telletubby spam.

Strangely yes, but you must meet the other requirements. Oh, and you're late on that last announcement.

Haven't I seen you before?

At 6/28/07 11:09 PM, TheBlueNeck wrote: I must of missed that also there is a spam atack in the general forum.

BlueNeck ( do you mind if I call you that? ), we don't deal with general forum spam, it's not any of our business, besides someone will call a mod on it before we get there.

*sigh* In case there are any more spam flashes I'm upping the defcon level to 2 because they seem to pour in now in rows of 6 or 7. Keep your asses in the portal and fix your portal guard to the fastest re-check time available! Stay alert soldiers. We have to catch them while they're still reeling from the damage we've dealt to them, TO THE PORTAL!!!

This can get pretty exciting, I feel sorry for Slash and the other people unable to B/P right now.

11 new flashes in 10 seconds, hurry!

I'm off to the portal. * charges off with guillotine sword and B.M.O.B. at the ready * ( not british )

Shit! it was just a malfunction, sorry!

At 6/29/07 12:00 AM, NickScott wrote:
Meh, by what? A few minutes?

Actually only about 40 seconds so pretty much yeah, enough time for them to be already blammed by me before you even posted.

Yeah, I've joined before, around New Years methinks. So I ain't gonna read those damn pointless rules.

Was that when you didn't have the rank or something? I forgot so bear with me... And you better read those rules and memorize them frontwards and backwards soldier, or I'll have you scrubbing toilets with your tooth brush!

Lol, couldn't resist.

Dang, what's was with that flash raid an hour ago? Did they even have a name, or was it just a bunch of nobodies? Oh well, what's done is done.

At 6/28/07 09:23 PM, RSQViper wrote: Go watch it! =D

Just did. As simple as it seemed, there was still a certain appeal about it that kept me entertained throughout the flash. Definitely worth the watch.

Hey you did a good job on that flash X-Naut, kept me entertained.

Hey everybody. Once again i didnt get but probably 5-10 b/p points today. And well damn Oblivion is taking up most of my days and my time to b/p. And well hope everybody is having a greater time b/ping an getting a much better pace then myself. Well hopefully i will be able to get a chuck of b/p points but who knows.

sir can i join the Elite Gaurd sir? (sir if i can,then how do i protect the portal sir?)

At 6/28/07 04:31 AM, SilentSoldier wrote: Oh yeah, I remember illwillpress with his foamy flashes, those used people off so bad.

I quite liked them.

At 6/28/07 05:06 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: What kind of monster would make a flash ridiculing illwillpress?!

The same kind of monster who promises to make flash for people in the EGB with co-authors from the place of the same name? NEVER!

At 6/28/07 04:51 PM, PenguinLink wrote: Thanks for the special mention. :) Yes, I've still got a ways to go until I reach the final rank. Good luck on reaching EGSC, you're almost there.

The count down is into weeks now. I believe about 12, though that's not taking Clock Day into account, either :)

At 6/28/07 05:04 PM, TheThing wrote: If you love America, come to clickclickclick.com and click for America! We need all the help we can get.

Where are you guys in the US ranked? Britain is 21st presently. I'm betting that either you guys, Japan or China is in the lead.

At 6/29/07 04:35 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 6/28/07 05:06 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: What kind of monster would make a flash ridiculing illwillpress?!

LOL oh fuck, I TOTALLY forgot about those. There was a time I thought I couldn't make flash at all with my damaged machine, so I'd just given up on all the projects...then I found out I could, but I just had to be insane careful.

Hmmmm...I wonder if my machine could handle some Speakonia and imported images...

If it can, I totally will spring it on everyone without warning. :-D

Rant! and nobody dare say a fucking thing.

I've had it with this fucking computer, while trying to simply fucking use it it broke down on me at least ten times and ten times I had to restart my fucking worthless computer. I've taken a handful of my pills because I was so angry. I hit it and bashed it and did everything humanly possible to not burst in anger and throw the damn ass thing out the fucking window. I want to rip Bill Gates a new asshole and shove his precious ass, nonfunctional useless piece crap invention which he is going to hell for making up his ass. Bill Gates should have his fucking eyes torn out and shoved through his dick while a chain saw rips through his privates. Also, I can't complain to anyone and no one owes me anything because this fucking copy of windows is as stolen could be. It's the least honest copy of windows XP that exists. And I will never every buy anything made the corporation that asshole of human created because he is the source of all that is evil and wrong with this world, do you have any idea how much a legit copy of windows costs? four times more than what it's worth. I hate it and I want to die because of it, Windows has made me lose the will to ever fucking live again. I took three of pills because I was so pissed off, and guess what, those pills could knock over a horse and I'm still pissed. Fuck Gates, fuck computers, Fuck the world and Fuck you too if you don't agree. I'm going out to buy a gasoline powered chain saw and cut through this computer, not fucking kidding. Good bye until I get a new one.

End Rant

At 6/29/07 03:19 AM, SWATofficer wrote: sir can i join the Elite Gaurd sir? (sir if i can,then how do i protect the portal sir?)

Sorry citizen but you are not up to the requirements quite yet to join here. You must have 1500 B/P points to begin your quest here. To obtain that you need to go to the Portal and watch the Under Judgement submissions there (the ones shaded in gray). Upon doing so you will see an opportunity to vote on them, rate the submission with the vote you think it deserves and if your vote is right then you will obtain points for doing so. An example of being "right" is this; if there is a submission you vote on and give it a 2-5 and it passes then you will get a protection point, if it doesn't pass though then you get nothing. If the submission isn't up to standards by your means and you give it a 0-1 and it is Blammed then you get a Blam point, if it passes though then you get nothing.

Understand? Now, get off to the portal and get some points! :)

Phantom, sorry to hear about your computer. I agree with you all the way though, I had a computer like that, lets just say its long gone now. :)

At 6/29/07 08:23 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: LOL oh fuck, I TOTALLY forgot about those. There was a time I thought I couldn't make flash at all with my damaged machine, so I'd just given up on all the projects...then I found out I could, but I just had to be insane careful.

Hmmmm...I wonder if my machine could handle some Speakonia and imported images...

If it can, I totally will spring it on everyone without warning. :-D

Good *checks profile, refreshes* It's still not there.

Just in case you're wondering, I am quite impatient.

At 6/29/07 09:52 AM, Phantom wrote: Rant! and nobody dare say a fucking thing.

A

Fucking

Thing.

Seriously though, that whole tear Bill Gates a new Arsehole and violate him with the computer is borderline psychotic. You need to speak to somone about that. *Offers you a chaise-longue* So, tell me about your mother...

Does it have to be the very last level of b/p? Or do you just have to be Elite Guard? I know I'm no Elite Guard, but I will be soon! I also know I'm not even close, but you can count on me to get there!

-txc2011