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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-24 04:06:26


At 3/22/07 05:29 PM, Coop83 wrote: Like I said, it was only my inner stat-whore. My outer stat-whore knows that there are far more stats outside of NG, like bank balances :P

Wow, that's the first time I see some one considering "real things" as stats. You

Lieutenant Colonel, please refrain from returning my return of salute

Major General, sir! This mistake shall not be made again. Sir!

At 3/23/07 02:10 AM, Sterockicy wrote: -For Casualty-

Your wonderful program has worked fine for me. I know you must recieve a lot of annoying posts saying it doesnt work so I will make you feel better by telling you that IT WORKS GREAT.

Hahaha, I do get some messages and posts telling me it doesn't work, but I'm planning to work on that today. Together with some NG Log things and more, so I'll be busy today =P

I have a few questions for you now, I would love to know the answer to them.

Does Tom Fulp and the whole NG crew know about your great work for NG?

I PMed liljim about it, and he wasn't too happy I didn't warn him BEFORE launching the project... I don't know if the other people there know about it, but I think they are quite busy working on the redesign so I won't bother them with this now. Anyway, if you really want them to know about it, you can always PM them =)

If so, Have the acknoledged you in any way?

Well, not really...

Have you ever created any non NG related programs, websites etc.?

Lemme think... Actually, no. I once made some gay intranet messenger, for people to chat via the school computers, but I never really published it or anything. Also, I've started tons and tons of projects that I never finished.

If so, SHOW US!

Read above, I haven't =P

Whats your dream job?

I dunno... Something lazy, for sure.

And finally a no brainer,

I'm loving it already...

Are you cool?

Do you even doubt about that ;)

*Salutes*

*Salutes*


BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER

BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER

BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-24 04:23:27


At 3/24/07 01:27 AM, MadCow wrote: I went down a rank D:

I know what you mean, soon the same will be happening more often to me... And on a brighter note, how is everyone.

Also, 6,666 posts. Dread the evil of the post


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-24 09:36:30


At 3/23/07 12:20 PM, Sentio wrote:
At 3/23/07 05:39 AM, Coop83 wrote: I will drink JD, but as Rye Whiskeys go, I prefer Southern Comfort. Though you can never go wrong with a proper single malt, preferably scotch
Yeah, Southern Comfort is good, but myself and my friends have always been JD fans and so it shall remain :D

BARMAN! two JD and Cokes, on the rocks!

At 3/24/07 01:27 AM, MadCow wrote: Fucking gay as hell...
for the first time...
in a long time....
I went down a rank D:

Well, look on the bright side, you'll catch me soon. I'm close to passing LevelOneAccount (AfroUnderscoreStud's alt), so that should brighen my life up next week.

At 3/24/07 04:06 AM, Casualty wrote:
At 3/22/07 05:29 PM, Coop83 wrote: Like I said, it was only my inner stat-whore. My outer stat-whore knows that there are far more stats outside of NG, like bank balances :P
Wow, that's the first time I see some one considering "real things" as stats. You

I do a lot of things to do with Stats in my life - that's what taking and A-Level in maths does for you

At 3/24/07 04:23 AM, Phantom wrote: Also, 6,666 posts. Dread the evil of the post

Congratulations


Will it ever end. Yes, all human endeavour is pointless ~ Bill Bailey

News

#StoryShift Author

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-24 12:46:59


At 3/24/07 04:23 AM, Phantom wrote: I know what you mean, soon the same will be happening more often to me... And on a brighter note, how is everyone.

Well, I'm alive... As far as I'm concerned that's a victory for me... How are you?

Also, 6,666 posts. Dread the evil of the post

Congrats you evil, evil NG user.


My name is pepeatumi... But you already knew that!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-25 00:07:49


At 3/24/07 09:36 AM, Coop83 wrote:
At 3/24/07 01:27 AM, MadCow wrote: Fucking gay as hell...
for the first time...
in a long time....
I went down a rank D:
Well, look on the bright side, you'll catch me soon. I'm close to passing LevelOneAccount (AfroUnderscoreStud's alt), so that should brighen my life up next week.

Yeah, I was thinking that looking at the top 300 list today. Although you're at a decent pace, maybe in the next month or so I'll pass you :)
And unless Afro decides to suddenly b/p on LOA again and get like, 1000 fuckin points, I'll probably pass that too :P

IN CONCLUSION TO THE GLORIOUS POST: I noticed Casualty had an Angry Face sig, and I thought he might be interested in this sig, cuz it's coooool ;p

The Elite Guard Barracks


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-25 00:08:57


Aw man, I fucked up at multiple quotes or w/e :[
Here's what was supposed to be before what I just posted:

Blams: 10670 (+42 since last log)
Saves: 12050 (+34 since last log)
Total B/P points: 22720
Total B/P points acquired today: 76
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Major General (780 until next grade)
Avg. B/P Points per day: 22.016
B/P Rank: #138 (+1 move since last log)

Went back up that rank, lmao.
There's 27 under judgement submissions.
I'll just round it to 24 or whatever and say I got an even 100 today ;)

At 3/24/07 04:23 AM, Phantom wrote:
At 3/24/07 01:27 AM, MadCow wrote: I went down a rank D:
I know what you mean, soon the same will be happening more often to me... And on a brighter note, how is everyone.

Yeah, because you're leaving or whatever. Maybe you shouldn't have gotten to the top 50 list, heh. I don't think I'll bother to do that. Maybe I'll go to 35k-45k if I get bored, but meh.

Also, I'm super thanks for asking! ^___^


Also, 6,666 posts. Dread the evil of the post

Heh, congrats.


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-25 01:31:45


I can almost hear the cobwebs blowing in the wind it's so quiet around here at the moment... where did everyone go?

At 3/24/07 04:06 AM, Casualty wrote:
Hahaha, I do get some messages and posts telling me it doesn't work, but I'm planning to work on that today. Together with some NG Log things and more, so I'll be busy today =P

Yeah, the only problem I get is it tells me it has been discontinued and closes sometimes, but I'm sure a lot of people have told you that and it doesn't really bother me. It's really giving me the chance to post more as I spend less time refreshing the portal :) Almost at 1000...

At 3/24/07 04:23 AM, Phantom wrote:
At 3/24/07 01:27 AM, MadCow wrote: I went down a rank D:
I know what you mean, soon the same will be happening more often to me... And on a brighter note, how is everyone.

Also, 6,666 posts. Dread the evil of the post

Ah, I was wondering what had happened to PenguinLink- seeing your post count I can only assume you have done some sort of horrible thing to him of which I'd rather not know.

Other than that I'm fine thanks. My day was pretty dull. I walked into Denver to watch Israel against England, half drowning in the process it was raining so hard. Sadly the game wasn't being shown after all that, although judging by what I have read it was exceptionally dull, so I didn't miss out. Having seen the result I proceeded to kick a lot of things, wishing it was the England managers head instead. What kind of moron plays the best centre midfielder in the world on the right wing?? At least the cricket team won.

At 3/24/07 09:36 AM, Coop83 wrote:
BARMAN! two JD and Cokes, on the rocks!

Woah, woah, I don't buy drinks, rather I find a likely looking sucker at pool and win them. In the last 3 months I haven't had to buy a single pint, and I'm unbeaten on the local pool tables. Americans don't know how to handle a snooker player :D. JD and coke on the rocks does sound good though... cheers!

At 3/25/07 12:07 AM, MadCow wrote:
IN CONCLUSION TO THE GLORIOUS POST: I noticed Casualty had an Angry Face sig, and I thought he might be interested in this sig, cuz it's coooool ;p

Awesome sig :D. I'll be needing a new one in a few weeks, when I hit EGSC. I have a couple already that I might use, but I really want something spectacular after two years of working for it! Any volunteers who can make good sigs?

At 3/25/07 12:08 AM, MadCow wrote: Aw man, I fucked up at multiple quotes or w/e :[
Here's what was supposed to be before what I just posted:

It happens to the best of us :)

Yeah, because you're leaving or whatever. Maybe you shouldn't have gotten to the top 50 list, heh. I don't think I'll bother to do that. Maybe I'll go to 35k-45k if I get bored, but meh.

I really don't know how much further I will go. I'll probably B/P when I can, but not anything like the pace I'm going at the moment. That way I may climb a long way up over a long period, who knows :). It may free me up to post a bit more as well.

Also, I'm super thanks for asking! ^___^

Good to hear :)

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-25 02:50:11


*Pokes head in*

Hello there my dear Elite Guard Barracks mates. Sorry for my absence lately. As it can be easily guessed, I was, yet again, chasing bunnies. And before you guys ask, yes I brought enough for everyone to feast upon.

*PenguinLink drops a big bag of roasted bunnies*

Enjoy! :D

At 3/19/07 03:10 AM, Sterockicy wrote:

you ever sober? Your worse than us Aussies AND THATS WHAT WERE KNOWN FOR!

No, I am never sober.

*PenguinLink takes out a slim container of liquor from the left pocket of his suit.*

Cmon, Ask for something a little bit stronger. Vodka? Whiskey? I have some if he doesnt anyway, You just have to ask! :-)

Hmm... Whiskey sounds nice for this fine night. Care to lend me some? Besides, I need some energy from all that bunny hunting. :P

*Salutes, "DINNER TIME!", Damn!

Enjoy your dinner. Oh wait, you ate that dinner 5 days ago, didn't you? O_O

At 3/19/07 01:26 PM, Sentio wrote: I'm a member of 5 or 6 other clubs, and the founder of one as well, but this place always comes first. Believe it or not you lot are the best bunch of users I've come across on this site, and this thread can make me laugh more than any other.

Same here. You guys are one of the best bunch of users I have ever come upon. :)

Afraid not, I had a night off the alcohol last night after two really heavy nights. I'll try and dig something up for you later :)

That sounds reasonable. :)

At 3/19/07 03:09 PM, Casualty wrote:
Except now, I got something VERY interesting for us B/P whores here! PORTAL GUARD! The dream of every B/Per! I'm not going to explain everything here, just read the thread and download that shit!

Portal Guard is a very efficient and extraordinary program you produced. I believe Newgounds as a whole appreciates your hard work. To demonstrate how grateful we are, Phantom and I are have decided to put and honorable mention in the Elite Guard Barracks' FAQ. You, sir, truly deserve it.

*Salutes*

At 3/19/07 06:25 PM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote:
Actually, you could post them here if you remeber then fluently so all the newcomers, and those who forgot, can review them so mistakes, such as the one I made, will not be made in the future.

I believe it would be more efficient once we get the FAQ up and running instead. Don't worry about breaking the rules again though, I believe that although you haven't taken a look at the FAQ, you have a general understanding of the Do's and Don'ts of this club.

Well, once again my rank has gone up. I passed 2500b/p points today and it seems easier to gain more b/p points now. Mainly with help from the program Casuality made.

Congratulations! Keep up the great work, you're climbing up these ranks rapidly.

At 3/20/07 01:46 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster – March 6, 2007

Thanks a lot for the awesome update! :D

The new feature has arrived!

That's a very nice new feature. :)

Please point them out to me if you find any.

Other than pwroftheseagoat's rather fast pace, I found out you mispelled Peregrinus' name. But other than that, you did a great job. Keep up the nice work! :D

At 3/20/07 09:24 AM, X-Naut wrote:
*Hands PenguinLink a bag of frozen peas*
That should help.

Thanks. After all those beat ups I have had, nothing cures them better than a bag of frozen peas. :)

At 3/21/07 11:57 AM, Sentio wrote:
I passed Hemlok last night, after 2 months of chasing him back down after the weeks I lost at Christmas.

Congratulations on passing Hemlok! But something tells me that he will get back on his feet. So, keep your guard up! :D

Witnessed a guy get stabbed

Wow, that must have been rather scary. But as you said, since you were half-drunk, it may have seemed as an enternaining factor. :)

At 3/22/07 05:21 PM, Odyssic wrote:
It looks like the portal was active to get me Elite Guard Corporal

Congratulations! Keep up the great work.

At 3/23/07 12:09 AM, X-Naut wrote:
It's been over 5 hours without a response. Where is everyone?

Chasin' bunnies and being burnt by Phantom.

At 3/23/07 07:05 AM, Phantom wrote:
And, Hi

Hello.

At 3/23/07 12:20 PM, Sentio wrote:
And on a final note, 15,000 blam points will soon be mine... So much rubbish destroyed at the click of a button :D

Congratulations on reaching 15,000 Blams! Indeed, so much rubbish destroyed by the click of a button and hearing that "Piiiip!" sound when you click it. Sorry for the rather weird and unnessary sound effect.

At 3/24/07 04:23 AM, Phantom wrote:
Also, 6,666 posts. Dread the evil of the post

Congratulations, Sir! Please don't use your wrath against me! I have witnessed burnings from you so I know how they feel. :( No need to experiment with me either, pick on someone else.

*PenguinLink points at Sentio with an evil smile on his face*

At 3/25/07 12:07 AM, MadCow wrote:
IN CONCLUSION TO THE GLORIOUS POST: I noticed Casualty had an Angry Face sig, and I thought he might be interested in this sig, cuz it's coooool ;p

That sig is indeed awesome. You never cease to amaze me, MadCow. :)

At 3/25/07 01:31 AM, Sentio wrote:
Ah, I was wondering what had happened to PenguinLink- seeing your post count I can only assume you have done some sort of horrible thing to him of which I'd rather not know.

You sir, have no idea what Phantom was going to do with me. He tied me up to a tree and wanted to experiment his fire power to see if he could burn the entire tree and myself with one single fireball. Luckily, he got distracted by the scrumptous smell of the roasted bunnies that he said, "Meh. It can wait". So with my powerful beak, I managed to break away from the tightening ropes. I wobbled across the Barracks' training section and managed to hide below a dumpster. He hasn't seen me since. :)

At least the cricket team won.

Now, that's the Sentio I know about! Speaking about football and such. :) I'm glad you didn't decide to kick my head though, since I have been burned, heat with steel pipes, had a Kiddie show seizure and much more I can't seem to remember. :)

Any volunteers who can make good sigs?

Turkeybean is a great artist that I admire and I am much grateful that he made me a sig. You should ask him, being the great person he is. :)

*salutes*

*Salutes*

Whoo, man. This post has literally drained out all my energy. That's what I get for chasing and catching bunnies for y'all. I am one tired penguin. :)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-25 13:31:13


http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/370289

Unsuitable alert. Not only is it not rated correctly, but it is hateful towards wade fulp easy whistle points here people

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-25 14:04:40


At 3/25/07 01:31 PM, LittleWashu wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/370289

Unsuitable alert. Not only is it not rated correctly, but it is hateful towards wade fulp easy whistle points here people

Didn't get it in time. Dammit, but thats alright. I'm working on bringing my whistle back to gold by the end of the day. Don't know why it dropped in the first place but I have a good idea. I hope everyone is doing well in the portal. I made over 100 b/p points yesterday!

Off to the portal once again.

*Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-25 15:58:55


At 3/25/07 01:31 AM, Sentio wrote:
At 3/25/07 12:07 AM, MadCow wrote:
IN CONCLUSION TO THE GLORIOUS POST: I noticed Casualty had an Angry Face sig, and I thought he might be interested in this sig, cuz it's coooool ;p
Awesome sig :D. I'll be needing a new one in a few weeks, when I hit EGSC. I have a couple already that I might use, but I really want something spectacular after two years of working for it! Any volunteers who can make good sigs?

Uhm, MadCow, duh.
Who else? The person that made your current sig? HAH.

I could basically make sigs for everyone in this club, but since none of you guys ask, and seem to be pretty content with your mediocre sigs, that's cool :|


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-25 16:39:15


This might seem weird, but there's a suspicious flash on the BBS. It's popped up twice for me.

The name of the file: sp2-cydoor-728-2.swf.

I don't know what it is, but it doesn't look safe to open.

Sorry for the short post, I had to warn you guys.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-25 16:45:10


At 3/25/07 01:31 PM, LittleWashu wrote:
Unsuitable alert. Not only is it not rated correctly, but it is hateful towards wade fulp easy whistle points here people

I missed it :(

At 3/25/07 02:04 PM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote:
Don't know why it dropped in the first place but I have a good idea. I hope everyone is doing well in the portal.

A Whistle level can drop when you flag submissions or reviews incorrectly. I advise you to make sure the content you're flagging truly breaks the reviewing guildelines or if you're flagging a submission, make sure the section you're flagging it in pertains to that of the movie. For more information, consider looking in here.

I made over 100 b/p points yesterday!

That's good to hear soldier! Keep up the awesome work.

At 3/25/07 03:58 PM, MadCow wrote:
I could basically make sigs for everyone in this club, but since none of you guys ask, and seem to be pretty content with your mediocre sigs, that's cool :|

I would ask for a sig from you, but your current sig that consists of an angry Cow is intimidating and scary. Ha, kidding. <3 Thanks for offering, I shall look into it in the near future. :)

On another note, I became an Elite Guard Captain! :D Here's a screenie:

The Elite Guard Barracks

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-25 17:24:33


At 3/23/07 05:39 AM, Coop83 wrote: On patrol?

I suppose so.

How come? I've been around for long enough

I guess I never really paid too much attention. Or the fact that my attention span isn't exactly the highest in the world.

At 3/25/07 12:07 AM, MadCow wrote: IN CONCLUSION TO THE GLORIOUS POST: I noticed Casualty had an Angry Face sig, and I thought he might be interested in this sig, cuz it's coooool ;p

That sig makes mine look bad. :c

At 3/25/07 12:08 AM, MadCow wrote: Also, I'm super thanks for asking! ^___^

Nice South Park reference.

At 3/25/07 02:50 AM, PenguinLink wrote: Chasin' bunnies and being burnt by Phantom.

Are these both connected? Like Phantom is commanding them to chase the bunnies, and is burning them if they don't? Don't get me wrong, but roasted bunnies are good and all. But is it really worth burning people for?
>_>

*Keeps a watchful eye out for Phantom*
At 3/25/07 03:58 PM, MadCow wrote: Uhm, MadCow, duh.
Who else? The person that made your current sig? HAH.

Him? His stuff is mediocre at best. :P

Seriously, stop posting so much. You're making it difficult for me to catch up. >:C
At 3/24/07 04:23 AM, Phantom wrote: Also, 6,666 posts. Dread the evil of the post
At 3/25/07 04:45 PM, PenguinLink wrote: On another note, I became an Elite Guard Captain! :D Here's a screenie:

Grats on that, guys.


Filler text.

Because this space needs to be bigger than it already should be.

Jigen made this sig. madknt downsized it to fit the filesize limit. Go team.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-25 18:30:34


yo whatsup everybody?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-25 20:12:35


Just thought I'd warn everyone that there is an unusually large amount of spam going on right now.

Don't have too much fun.

Also I ranked up to EG Major General yesterday! :D

Congratz on the double bars PenguinLink!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-25 20:19:54


At 3/25/07 08:12 PM, pwroftheseagoat wrote: Just thought I'd warn everyone that there is an unusually large amount of spam going on right now.

Don't have too much fun.

Eh, I saw it, and voted on about 5 I think.
I can always use some free blam points ;P
I almost wish there was more crap movies, heh.


Also I ranked up to EG Major General yesterday! :D

Fuck fuck fuck!! You're catching up to me!
Congrats... T_T


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-25 20:55:50


At 3/25/07 03:58 PM, MadCow wrote:
Uhm, MadCow, duh.
Who else? The person that made your current sig? HAH.

I could basically make sigs for everyone in this club, but since none of you guys ask, and seem to be pretty content with your mediocre sigs, that's cool :|

Well I'm done with mediocre sigs! So consider this me asking, please :). Something involving reaching EGSC, and going along the same theme as the current one was supposed to be- something to do with judgment day (NOT the film!), preferably with an orange and black colour scheme. That would be awesome thanks, as your ability at making sigs is clearly far greater than most!

At 3/25/07 04:45 PM, PenguinLink wrote:
On another note, I became an Elite Guard Captain! :D Here's a screenie:

Congrats on the new rank! You seem to be racing through the gold ranks at the moment!

At 3/25/07 08:12 PM, pwroftheseagoat wrote: Just thought I'd warn everyone that there is an unusually large amount of spam going on right now.

I noticed, and I love it :D. There is nothing wrong with spam if it gets what it deserves, and my points are flying up as a result, so all I can say is...

"Please sir, can I have some more?"

Don't have too much fun.

There can never be too much fun!

Also I ranked up to EG Major General yesterday! :D

More congrats!

*salutes*


Sig by lebastic

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-25 21:29:52


At 3/25/07 03:58 PM, MadCow wrote:
I could basically make sigs for everyone in this club, but since none of you guys ask, and seem to be pretty content with your mediocre sigs, that's cool :|

I'm content with my current sig but i wouldn't mind a new one. I don't really have any restrictions like last time. I do still like the dark blue but it doesn't have to be as long as it looks good. Also I'm getting kinda bored with my profile pic. I've had the same one since sign up date! Again, knock yourself out. No rush either, and thanks. :)

At 3/25/07 08:19 PM, MadCow wrote:
At 3/25/07 08:12 PM, pwroftheseagoat wrote: Also I ranked up to EG Major General yesterday! :D
Fuck fuck fuck!! You're catching up to me!
Congrats... T_T

Don't worry it'll all be over soon. :D :D

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-25 22:01:24


Gosh, the Portal sure is busy tonight. It took me like 15 minutes to get passed the number 12, because so many new Flashes keep popping up. By the way, if you havn't gotten Portal Guard yet, do so, it makes getting B/P much easier.

As it is, how is everyone? I've been kind of busy with things lately, and I'm hoping to rank up soon. What are some of the issues going on in the EGB?


Fudge dapping.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-25 23:56:52


At 3/25/07 08:55 PM, Sentio wrote:
At 3/25/07 03:58 PM, MadCow wrote: I could basically make sigs for everyone in this club, but since none of you guys ask, and seem to be pretty content with your mediocre sigs, that's cool :|
Well I'm done with mediocre sigs! So consider this me asking, please :). Something involving reaching EGSC, and going along the same theme as the current one was supposed to be- something to do with judgment day (NOT the film!), preferably with an orange and black colour scheme. That would be awesome thanks, as your ability at making sigs is clearly far greater than most!

I actually worked really hard on it, lmao.
I tried a bunch of stuff that I've never actually done before, and it started getting complicated towards the end, heh.

Hope you like it :)

The Elite Guard Barracks


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-26 00:08:41


Well I am less then 400 b/p points from reaching my next rank in B/P.
I have achieved 3000 Blams!
I also want to congratulate PenguinLink on his new B/P level and everyone else who achieved something good.
I have been doing ok and trying not to miss any b/p points because Portal Guard doesn't work for me but that's ok but i wish it would have worked for me..

So.......

*salutes*

Need advice? Visit the RELATIONSHIP CREW!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-26 00:15:20


Today, as of like, 8:30 I got:

Blams: 10725 (+55 since last log)
Saves: 12098 (+48 since last log)
Total B/P points: 22823
Total B/P points acquired today: 103
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Major General (677 until next grade)
Avg. B/P Points per day: 22.095
B/P Rank: #138 (0 move since last log)

Plus 14 I got since then and 14 under judgement :o
Pretty good day, if I do say so myself!


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-26 01:36:40


At 3/25/07 11:56 PM, MadCow wrote:
I actually worked really hard on it, lmao.
I tried a bunch of stuff that I've never actually done before, and it started getting complicated towards the end, heh.

Hope you like it :)

Wow, that was far faster than I was expecting, but it looks awesome, thanks! That is much more like what I had in mind when I requested a sig in the sig makers- I guess I just stumbled across some of their more average members.

Of course it will be another 4 weeks or so before I can use it, but you can bet that once I get to EGSC I'll be keeping it for good :)

Thanks again- you have some serious sig making talent :D

*salutes*

Oh, and 28,000 B/P or something, 2000 more to go...

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-26 05:38:58


Just to let you know this is stolen from hentaikey.com. They done the same thing but with Dragonball Z clips I think.

On a positive note Im about 55 exp away from level 11 (not including the daily increase)
e-v

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At 3/24/07 09:36 AM, Coop83 wrote: Congratulations

Thanks very much.

At 3/24/07 12:46 PM, pepeatumi wrote: Well, I'm alive... As far as I'm concerned that's a victory for me... How are you?

As far as realistic terms are, I'm living too, but on my internet life, I'm pretty much dying as I've lost interest in NG and the internet in general at this point, for whatever real life reason

Congrats you evil, evil NG user.

I do have the red aura, don't I?

At 3/25/07 12:08 AM, MadCow wrote: Yeah, because you're leaving or whatever. Maybe you shouldn't have gotten to the top 50 list, heh. I don't think I'll bother to do that. Maybe I'll go to 35k-45k if I get bored, but meh.

I actually liked B/Ping at that time but the love is now gone. I do it out of habit and only a bit. I feel like ramagi, I know my accomplishment is not half her size, but I think I know what she thinks about B/Ping now.

Also, I'm super thanks for asking! ^___^

Great, that makes one of us. If it wasn't for the strains of school, I'd be oh so happy as well.

Heh, congrats.

Thanks.

At 3/25/07 01:31 AM, Sentio wrote: Ah, I was wondering what had happened to PenguinLink- seeing your post count I can only assume you have done some sort of horrible thing to him of which I'd rather not know.

If the guy doesn't show up for his NGDD list update, I'll kill him. Plain and simple.

Other than that I'm fine thanks. My day was pretty dull. I walked into Denver to watch Israel against England, half drowning in the process it was raining so hard.

It ended 0-0 so you didn't miss much. England tied against us, poor lads, bet the manager is going to get sacked

At 3/25/07 02:50 AM, PenguinLink wrote: Phantom and I are have decided to put and honorable mention in the Elite Guard Barracks' FAQ. You, sir, truly deserve it.

Actually you are correct, but the EGB FAQ is currently down for god knows how long, so once it is back within this year, casualty be added a mention.

Chasin' bunnies and being burnt by Phantom.

Yum

Hello.

Bite me

At 3/25/07 05:24 PM, X-Naut wrote: *Keeps a watchful eye out for Phantom*

How watchful? Enough to see this? * pulls out Katana with a "Swoosh" *

Only post for today, sorry lads.

Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-26 08:48:32


At 3/25/07 12:07 AM, MadCow wrote: Yeah, I was thinking that looking at the top 300 list today. Although you're at a decent pace, maybe in the next month or so I'll pass you :)

I'm not really that bothered about people passing me, because while my pace is similar to that of a tortoise, I'll carry on for a long while yet :P People come and people go. I have my own agenda for my account.

And unless Afro decides to suddenly b/p on LOA again and get like, 1000 fuckin points, I'll probably pass that too :P

Two weeks time... so he said in B/P ranks 51+

At 3/25/07 01:31 AM, Sentio wrote:
At 3/24/07 09:36 AM, Coop83 wrote: BARMAN! two JD and Cokes, on the rocks!
Woah, woah, I don't buy drinks, rather I find a likely looking sucker at pool and win them. In the last 3 months I haven't had to buy a single pint, and I'm unbeaten on the local pool tables. Americans don't know how to handle a snooker player :D. JD and coke on the rocks does sound good though... cheers!

Pool, eh? I dabble, so lets play a few games *produces snooker cue*

At 3/25/07 08:12 PM, pwroftheseagoat wrote: Also I ranked up to EG Major General yesterday! :D

So I'm getting the last rankup of higher value than yours this week, I take it... Congratulations, I'll see you at EGSC


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-26 11:41:09


At 3/26/07 08:48 AM, Coop83 wrote:
At 3/25/07 08:12 PM, pwroftheseagoat wrote: Also I ranked up to EG Major General yesterday! :D
So I'm getting the last rankup of higher value than yours this week, I take it... Congratulations, I'll see you at EGSC

Well I may be getting deployed again a lot sooner than I thought. I had hoped to be EGSC before my next trip but it's not gonna happen. I'll get there eventually though. Maybe my wife will be the one to get it! If she gets that far I'll have to have her stop until I get back. So I guess MadCow wins again! Congratz! :'(

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Sorry for the double post but I found this on my computer too.

At 3/25/07 04:39 PM, MrAngel wrote: This might seem weird, but there's a suspicious flash on the BBS. It's popped up twice for me.

The name of the file: sp2-cydoor-728-2.swf.

I don't know what it is, but it doesn't look safe to open.

Sorry for the short post, I had to warn you guys.

I never had this pop up on the bbs before but I found this file on my computer after running one of the online virus scanners last night. There's a good chance a few of us have caught this.

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At 3/26/07 05:38 AM, ever-vigilant wrote:
On a positive note Im about 55 exp away from level 11 (not including the daily increase)
e-v

You're probably hoping that the mythical site redesign isn't on the 1st of April then, as has been suggested by a few jokers :). Although someone out there is going to be a deposit away from ranking up when the new levels come...

At 3/26/07 06:26 AM, Phantom wrote:
I actually liked B/Ping at that time but the love is now gone. I do it out of habit and only a bit. I feel like ramagi, I know my accomplishment is not half her size, but I think I know what she thinks about B/Ping now.

Yeah, anyone that B/Ps for a long time feels like that sooner or later- it just loses all meaning after a while. It does become a habit though, and I automatically clear up anything new in the portal when I switch my laptop/computer on, but there I don't sit and refresh like I used to.

Great, that makes one of us. If it wasn't for the strains of school, I'd be oh so happy as well.

Well school sucks :)

It ended 0-0 so you didn't miss much. England tied against us, poor lads, bet the manager is going to get sacked

Lets put it this way, if he doesn't get sacked soon I'm going to fly home and 'sack' him myself. He's the worst manager we've had in a long time (possibly ever...), and seeing what could be a great team fail like that match after match makes me a little mad.

Actually you are correct, but the EGB FAQ is currently down for god knows how long, so once it is back within this year, casualty be added a mention.

MrAngel recently PM'd me this link as a place to temporarily host the FAQ, I don't know if he sent it to you as well. I haven't checked it out myself, but it may be worth finding somewhere while the site is down as it is a pain not being able to refer people to it.

At 3/26/07 08:48 AM, Coop83 wrote:
Pool, eh? I dabble, so lets play a few games *produces snooker cue*

Ooo, Game on!

At 3/26/07 11:41 AM, pwroftheseagoat wrote:
Well I may be getting deployed again a lot sooner than I thought. I had hoped to be EGSC before my next trip but it's not gonna happen. I'll get there eventually though. Maybe my wife will be the one to get it! If she gets that far I'll have to have her stop until I get back. So I guess MadCow wins again! Congratz! :'(

It's a shame that you may have to leave so soon after coming back, but with your wife backing you up I suspect your pace will remain solid :). At least that is one less person behind me to worry about!

At 3/26/07 12:13 PM, pwroftheseagoat wrote:
I never had this pop up on the bbs before but I found this file on my computer after running one of the online virus scanners last night. There's a good chance a few of us have caught this.

Thanks for the warning guys, I'll be sure to check out my laptop when I get home this evening. I don't think I was online when the problem came up though, so hopefully I got away with it.

*salutes*


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