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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-26 13:21:32


At 3/26/07 01:14 PM, Sentio wrote:
MrAngel recently PM'd me this link as a place to temporarily host the FAQ, I don't know if he sent it to you as well. I haven't checked it out myself, but it may be worth finding somewhere while the site is down as it is a pain not being able to refer people to it.

What... That was our old forum that Angle used for our flash group....
That forum was deleted because Angle wanted to go to our old old forum...
So doesn't angle need to create a new forum then?
Why Jconserv?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-26 13:37:18


At 3/26/07 01:21 PM, DarkSoldier wrote:
What... That was our old forum that Angle used for our flash group....
That forum was deleted because Angle wanted to go to our old old forum...
So doesn't angle need to create a new forum then?
Why Jconserv?

I have no idea, I was simply relaying the PM I received, and knowing nothing about places that can host a document like that I can't suggest any alternatives. If anyone does know anywhere that may be suitable as a temporary hosting site for the FAQ then either post about it here or PM Phantom about it (I'm assuming Phantom is the only person with the FAQ saved...), as we could do with getting it back up while we wait on news about the site.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-26 13:49:00


At 3/26/07 01:37 PM, Sentio wrote:
I have no idea, I was simply relaying the PM I received, and knowing nothing about places that can host a document like that I can't suggest any alternatives. If anyone does know anywhere that may be suitable as a temporary hosting site for the FAQ then either post about it here or PM Phantom about it (I'm assuming Phantom is the only person with the FAQ saved...), as we could do with getting it back up while we wait on news about the site.

Hmm.. well why don't we post it here?
It's the EGB site?
Since it is the site it should have the FAQ don't you think?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-26 16:18:42


At 3/26/07 01:49 PM, DarkSoldier wrote:
Hmm.. well why don't we post it here?
It's the EGB site?
Since it is the site it should have the FAQ don't you think?

I thought I'd save my 1000th post for this place, and here it is! No longer am I a BBS noob :D.

I'd forgotten that site even existed! The roster on it hasn't been updated for over a year, and it looks very different from the current roster, not to mention a little depressing seeing all the people I was behind back then.

The decision rests with Phantom as and when he sees these posts- that site has been out of use for a long time, but it could be used just to put up the FAQ for us to link to, leaving the rest of the site out of date. The sooner the main site gets fixed the better!

The portal is behaving itself well today, with a reasonable flow of submissions, and not too much spam. What spam there has been got what it deserved as well, so everything is good. I'm guessing spring break in the US, and the Easter holidays in the UK and other countries are the reason behind the good turnout of submissions.

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-26 19:40:06


At 3/25/07 05:24 PM, X-Naut wrote:
Are these both connected? Like Phantom is commanding them to chase the bunnies, and is burning them if they don't? Don't get me wrong, but roasted bunnies are good and all. But is it really worth burning people for?

Hmm, that seems like a logical hypothesis you have there. These two concepts can indeed be interconnected with each other. How or why, is way beyond my understanding. :P

*Keeps a watchful eye out for Phantom*

You bette. He is quite the shadow lurker.

Grats on that, guys.

Thanks.

At 3/25/07 08:12 PM, pwroftheseagoat wrote:
Just thought I'd warn everyone that there is an unusually large amount of spam going on right now.

Yes, I noticed that yesterday. I'm very glad I was online during this spam attack. Yesterday was a day that truly boosted up by Blams, which is a good thing. :)

Don't have too much fun.

*PenguinLink is firing his rifle wildly at spam submissions that he doesn't notice he shot an average of 100 innocent birds.*

Meh. They solely don't serve any purpose, other than shitting all over the place.

Also I ranked up to EG Major General yesterday! :D

Congratulations Sir! At this rate you'll be an Elite Guard Supreme Commander in not time. :)

Congratz on the double bars PenguinLink!

Thanks. :D

At 3/25/07 08:55 PM, Sentio wrote:
Congrats on the new rank! You seem to be racing through the gold ranks at the moment!

Thanks! Yes, I wish these gold badges would last longer. :( The leaf badges later on tend to get a bit repetitive and boring if you ask me. But nonetheless, I still have lot of work to do in order to acquire such badges. :)

"Please sir, can I have some more?"

No, you may not. They're all mine, you hear me? All mine! >:)

*PenguinLink gives the signal for the guards to open the gate holding back Spam submissions.*

Here they come! Oh wait, they are coming in large numbers. Damn it! I need some backup!

*PenguinLink looks over to Sentio but he sees him with his arms crossed.*

Oh hell no.

At 3/26/07 12:08 AM, DarkSoldier wrote:
Well I am less then 400 b/p points from reaching my next rank in B/P.

Keep chuggin' at it and you'll have your new rank in no time. Keep up the great work soldier.

I have achieved 3000 Blams!

Congratulations. :)

I also want to congratulate PenguinLink on his new B/P level and everyone else who achieved something good.

Thank you.

At 3/26/07 01:36 AM, Sentio wrote: Oh, and 28,000 B/P or something, 2000 more to go...

Congratulations, buddy. Those 2,000 B/P Points that are left will go by quite fast if you keep up that awesome pace.

At 3/26/07 05:38 AM, ever-vigilant wrote:
On a positive note Im about 55 exp away from level 11 (not including the daily increase)

Early congratulatons on Level 11, bud. :)

At 3/26/07 06:26 AM, Phantom wrote:
If the guy doesn't show up for his NGDD list update, I'll kill him. Plain and simple.

I'll hopefully update the list sometime this week. As you can see, I was gone mostly last week and well I am currently getting things stabilized right now. Don't worry, you won't have to kill me............ yet. :)

Actually you are correct, but the EGB FAQ is currently down for god knows how long, so once it is back within this year, casualty be added a mention.

Sounds like a plan, Sir.

Yum

I'm glad you enjoyed those roasted bunnies. And if you are curious, they came from Teletubbie land. Best bunnies in the whole damn world if you ask me. :)

Bite me

*PenuinLink attempts to bite Phantom with his beak but then sees Phantom wave his index finger side to side, saying no and having a floating fireball in his left hand.*

Only post for today, sorry lads.

Oh, dang it! :'(

At 3/26/07 12:13 PM, pwroftheseagoat wrote:
I never had this pop up on the bbs before but I found this file on my computer after running one of the online virus scanners last night. There's a good chance a few of us have caught this.

Thanks for the warnings guys. I'll be sure to run a quick virus check sometime today.

At 3/26/07 04:18 PM, Sentio wrote:
I thought I'd save my 1000th post for this place, and here it is! No longer am I a BBS noob :D.

Congratulations on 1,000 Posts! :D But as I have always said, what counts is the quality of the posts, not the quantity. So don't worry, you were far from being a noob when you had 999 posts or less. :)

The decision rests with Phantom as and when he sees these posts- that site has been out of use for a long time, but it could be used just to put up the FAQ for us to link to, leaving the rest of the site out of date. The sooner the main site gets fixed the better!

That sounds reasonable. I don't really care in which site or place the FAQ is located at, all I care about is that we have access to it.

The portal is behaving itself well today, with a reasonable flow of submissions, and not too much spam. What spam there has been got what it deserved as well, so everything is good. I'm guessing spring break in the US, and the Easter holidays in the UK and other countries are the reason behind the good turnout of submissions.

Yes, the portal is quite busy today. As you've said a good guess could be that people are in spring break.

*salutes*

*Salutes*

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I have been wanting to tell you guys about this but I always forget to post it.

Our great leader EagleRock was User of the day in NGLog not this Saturday, but the one before it.

Congratulations, Sir! :D

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-26 20:48:14


New to the site sir! Would like to serve the core well, sir! Can I join, sir?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-26 21:01:05


At 3/26/07 08:48 PM, SUPADUDE111 wrote:
New to the site sir! Would like to serve the core well, sir! Can I join, sir?

You need to have at least 1,500 B/P Points in order to join. I like your attitude, so go out there and protect the portal. If you are new here, go check out Newgrounds' FAQ if you haven't done so. Good luck soldier.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-26 21:02:50


At 3/26/07 08:48 PM, SUPADUDE111 wrote: New to the site sir! Would like to serve the core well, sir! Can I join, sir?

Why is that people always ask to join when the recruitment officer and Phantom are absent? Anyway, I'm sorry to say that you don't meet our requirements. You need at least 1500 B/P to enter the Elite Guard and become a member. Go and get some B/P in the portal, and you can join the NG Police Department when you reach Security Guard rank. I warn you now though, both clubs look at posting history and require some level of intelligent posting from new members.


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-26 23:57:59


Another good day:

Blams: 10767 (+42 since last log)
Saves: 12147 (+49 since last log)
Total B/P points: 22914
Total B/P points acquired today: 91
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Major General (586 until next grade)
Avg. B/P Points per day: 22.162
B/P Rank: #138 (0 move since last log)

Plus 22 under judgement submissions, so I probably got over 100 points today!
I also got to over 38,000 stats today (that's what the NG Log tells me and I'll believe it).

And today, I got suspended for 2 days (long, uninteresting story, I'm not really upset though), so I guess I'll get a lot of points today and tomorrow (and catch up on some HW I'm missing in various classes) :[


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-27 04:03:34


Ok, Once again I am making a post to tell you I have no time to double quote. Difference is that this time I will not be writing a 50 line post. :-P

I have read all of the posts up until now and all of those comments directed to me where taken in. Since I dont have time to reply to them just guess what I would have said. Estimate!

The reason for my absence you ask? (Not that you would actually ask because you dont care but I will tell you anyway because I want to and you have no say in it ) is because of School. I have had to study for end of term tests and it has consumed most of my nights. Luckily tomorrow is the last day of term for me, YAH! So from then on I will be able to post more often and even possibly get my b/p average over 100 points a day. Probably not by the next update but the one after. We will see.

Now onto something weird. I recently discovered that I rank up in strange ways.

On a good day of b/ping for me, I usually go up 1-2 ranks.
On a bad day of b/ping for me, I usually rank up 3-4 ranks.

What the???

Its so damn confusing and frustrating.

*Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-27 04:13:26


At 3/26/07 11:41 AM, pwroftheseagoat wrote: Well I may be getting deployed again a lot sooner than I thought.

That's a real shame, but by the sound of it, your wife might just carry the account for you while you're away... meaning I'm boned either way...

At 3/26/07 01:14 PM, Sentio wrote:
At 3/26/07 08:48 AM, Coop83 wrote: Pool, eh? I dabble, so lets play a few games *produces snooker cue*
Ooo, Game on!

*Racks up* You can break

At 3/27/07 04:03 AM, Sterockicy wrote: On a good day of b/ping for me, I usually go up 1-2 ranks.
On a bad day of b/ping for me, I usually rank up 3-4 ranks.

Naturally, on a good day, you pull yourself righ up to a bunch of inactive accounts and then on the bad day, you finally make the pass. As for me, I haven't ranked up (for the top B/Pers list) in over 3 weeks. I'm on the cusp of passing AfroUnderscoreStud's alt account, but that may only be short lived


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-27 04:19:12


At 3/27/07 04:13 AM, Coop83 wrote:

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At 3/27/07 04:03 AM, Sterockicy wrote: On a good day of b/ping for me, I usually go up 1-2 ranks.
On a bad day of b/ping for me, I usually rank up 3-4 ranks.
Naturally, on a good day, you pull yourself righ up to a bunch of inactive accounts and then on the bad day, you finally make the pass.

Thats a good theory.

As for me, I haven't ranked up (for the top B/Pers list) in over 3 weeks.

Thats a shame. Once you get up into the higher ranks it is very hard to rank up at all.

I'm on the cusp of passing AfroUnderscoreStud's alt account, but that may only be short lived

I dont know how it is possible for him to have an average of over 100 a day and also get an alt up to that many points. You can only vote on a movie once on a computer. Does he use something that allows him to have a different IP address or something? Please explain!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-27 07:37:49


At 3/27/07 04:19 AM, Sterockicy wrote:
As for me, I haven't ranked up (for the top B/Pers list) in over 3 weeks.
Thats a shame. Once you get up into the higher ranks it is very hard to rank up at all.

Not that I haven't made any progress - I've just had a gap of 1,000 points to overcome.

I dont know how it is possible for him to have an average of over 100 a day and also get an alt up to that many points. You can only vote on a movie once on a computer. Does he use something that allows him to have a different IP address or something? Please explain!

Laptop, coupled with two separate ISPs - one for his main computer and one more for his laptop. That should work. Maybe I'll do that with my alt someday.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-27 12:30:56


At 3/26/07 01:49 PM, DarkSoldier wrote: Hmm.. well why don't we post it here?

If anyone can contact Captain Chu or whoever has the admin passwords for that site, because I don't have them, then I'll post some version of a bit older FAQ on it...

I see we're getting closer to the 700th page, don't worry, I should be around then. For a bit

Only post of the day so far

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-27 21:08:15


I noticed over the last few hours alot of "arthur fats" type movies, got me like 25 blams in a few hours. Which is always good. Aiming for 100B/P points today which hasn't happened in a long time. But all thanks to Portal Guard I can get everything.

I'm back to college on Monday which probably means I'll be even less active, or my luck might change and I may have time to B/P. I live and hope.

I'll post my stats so far today:

Blams: 1887 (+50 since last log)
Saves: 4942 (+36 since last log)
Total B/P points: 6829
Total B/P points acquired today: 86
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Master Sergeant (171 until next grade)
Avg. B/P Points per day: 25.03
B/P Rank: #511 (+1 move since last log)
Protect/Blam Ratio: 2.61780104712


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-27 21:30:28


At 3/26/07 06:26 AM, Phantom wrote: I do have the red aura, don't I?

Not to mention the 6,666 post count, that you got a while back helped enhance your evilness.

At 3/25/07 05:24 PM, X-Naut wrote:
How watchful? Enough to see this? * pulls out Katana with a "Swoosh" *

So, uh, Phantom.....I'd hate to ask, but where'd you get that nice, and very sharp-looking katana from?

Only post for today, sorry lads.

:(

At 3/26/07 07:40 PM, PenguinLink wrote: Hmm, that seems like a logical hypothesis you have there. These two concepts can indeed be interconnected with each other. How or why, is way beyond my understanding. :P

It's Phantom. Does it even need explaining?

You bette. He is quite the shadow lurker.

I know. This is just like when I went to see Hostel. Only this time, it's actually scary.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-28 00:04:49


Blams: 10801 (+34 since last log)
Saves: 12182 (+35 since last log)
Total B/P points: 22983
Total B/P points acquired today: 69
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Major General (517 until next grade)
Avg. B/P Points per day: 22.207
B/P Rank: #137 (+1 move since last log)

+6 that I also got, and +10 under judgement
So about 85 points today.

Not a bad day, but nothing to crap myself about ;p


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-28 01:19:55


At 3/27/07 09:08 PM, Shanus wrote: I noticed over the last few hours alot of "arthur fats" type movies, got me like 25 blams in a few hours. Which is always good. Aiming for 100B/P points today which hasn't happened in a long time. But all thanks to Portal Guard I can get everything.

They're back now, not that I am complaining. I missed most of the ones submitted earlier in the only hour and half I was away from my computer all day (thanks to a small mountain of stats work I need to get completed)- TYPICAL! That is also why I haven't posted here today- work is such a pain sometimes.

They are a great source of points though, and they are helping me keep above 100 points per day this week, which hasn't happened in a while. Lets hope they keep coming, although a load of those accounts must be portal banned by now.

And 13,000 saves today- I seem to get something new everyday!

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-28 23:58:53


Blams: 10833 (+32 since last log)
Saves: 12241 (+59 since last log)
Total B/P points: 23074
Total B/P points acquired today: 91
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Major General (426 until next grade)
Avg. B/P Points per day: 22.273
B/P Rank: #137 (0 move since last log)

Pretty good day I guess. There's 8 under judgement, but I accidentally voted on a couple with my alt, so I guss I'll say I got 4 and got 95 points today.

At 3/28/07 07:50 PM, ElementalSoldier wrote: Corporal Elemental Soldier reporting for duty,so exactly how do you join,sir?

Eh, someone will tell you eventually.
I don't have the entire copy and paste membership thing that the recruiting officers or whatever post, lmao.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-29 01:03:45


At 3/28/07 07:50 PM, ElementalSoldier wrote: Corporal Elemental Soldier reporting for duty,so exactly how do you join,sir?

Lol, maintaining the tradition of requesting to join when the recruitment officer is absent I see :). As Relations officer I guess I'll be doing it then...

The requirements B/P wise are to have over 1500 (therefore be an elite guard) and so on the criteria you are fine. We also check posting history, and although you have some bad ones, there are also plenty of decent posts littered around, so I say welcome aboard (somewhat unofficially should Phantom disagree...)! Be warned that we don't tolerate one line posts in here, so please make an effort to improve your posting habits a little.

This is the point where I would point you to the FAQ, but it is down for the moment. The main thing is to post well, and a few examples of rules that tend to be broken:
DO NOT respond to spammers, ever. Responding will only encourage them.
No stat only posts- if you want to post daily gains and the like then include some other topic of conversation in your post as well.
No encouraging mass voting in any way, shape or form. We as the elite guard encourage voting fairly on submissions, with a full range of votes from 0-5, and do not vote simply to get points. I don't care if it is a spam group that always have their flash pass, we still vote as the flash deserves.

That's pretty much it- hopefully the FAQ will be back up soon and you can browse through that. In the mean time pick a bunk and get acquainted with everyone- I suggest looking over the last 5-10 pages of posts to see what we usually talk about. I warn you that Phantom likes to torture the new recruits, and PenguinLink has a bit of a bunny fetish, but other than that we are fairly normal :D

My B/P pace took a hit today after a very busy day at work, and then going off to the Nuggets game this evening (which they lost). It's the first NBA game I've seen, and I must say the atmosphere was pathetic compared to British football or rugby matches, at least until the last couple of minutes. It was a good game though, with plenty of lead changes, so I got my moneys worth :)

So about 70 points today- still pretty good, but not the 100+ I've been getting the rest of the week.

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-29 01:51:13


At 3/29/07 01:03 AM, Sentio wrote:
PenguinLink has a bit of a bunny fetish, but other than that we are fairly normal :D

Now, now. Just because I go out and try to hunt some bunnies in order for us to get some decent food around here isn't technically called a 'bunny fetish'. I call it "Bunny hunting'. :P Thanks for helping out with the recruit anyway. :)

And for my absence- sorry about that. I don't have an excuse of chasing bunnies this time. My excuse is rather relevant since it has to do with something that is much more important than bunnies and that is school. Test and presentations and what not. Shit? Yes it is. Tiring? Yep. Frustrating? Damn right. Worth it? Meh. I guess so.

*salutes*

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At 3/29/07 01:51 AM, PenguinLink wrote:
Now, now. Just because I go out and try to hunt some bunnies in order for us to get some decent food around here isn't technically called a 'bunny fetish'. I call it "Bunny hunting'. :P Thanks for helping out with the recruit anyway. :)

No problem- I guess part of my role as Relations Officer is to fill in when you aren't around anyway, as you are a part of the relations department. I was looking for an excuse to post anyway- I try and get at least one in every day around here.

And, well, you do seem to disappear off for hours at a time with only the bunnies for company, and you have been spotted chasing after them with drool coming from your mouth/beak... it's ok, we all have our needs, we won't judge you here :P. After all, admitting that you have a problem is the first step to solving it :D

And for my absence- sorry about that. I don't have an excuse of chasing bunnies this time. My excuse is rather relevant since it has to do with something that is much more important than bunnies and that is school. Test and presentations and what not. Shit? Yes it is. Tiring? Yep. Frustrating? Damn right. Worth it? Meh. I guess so.

It's that crappy time of year when school and exams get in the way for a lot of people, so don't worry about being around a little less. I'm enjoying the fact that this is the first year since I was 10 that I haven't had end of year exams (11 YEARS!), but not having an Easter break is rubbish when all my friends back home are off.

*Salutes*

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-29 02:24:54


At 3/29/07 02:02 AM, Sentio wrote::
And, well, you do seem to disappear off for hours at a time with only the bunnies for company, and you have been spotted chasing after them with drool coming from your mouth/beak... it's ok, we all have our needs, we won't judge you here :P. After all, admitting that you have a problem is the first step to solving it :D

Ok, you know what? This is the last time I'll chase/hunt bunnies for you guys. Go eat tofu for all I care. From this point on, get someone else to chase the bunnies, not me. You want a recommendation? Err... Uhh, I don't know. But anyone other than me. I've had it, damn it. >:(

*PenguinLink wipes the drool streaming down his beak and wobbles away mumbling and cursing.*

It will be quite sad not to go Bunny hunting at this time of the year since it is close to Easter time and well tis' the time for roasted bunnies. :(
It's that crappy time of year when school and exams get in the way for a lot of people, so don't worry about being around a little less. I'm enjoying the fact that this is the first year since I was 10 that I haven't had end of year exams (11 YEARS!), but not having an Easter break is rubbish when all my friends back home are off.

You must be enjoying your first year of not having any exams. Although not having an Easter Break is a total bummer. Your friends back home must be drinking their asses away and you're here going to work. :P

Also, I've been meaning to ask you. Have you had the time to read "100 Years of Solitude?" Or did that 5-Dollar priced book get blown away by some kind of fierce wind and get blown right into the Atlantic Ocean, got picked up by Pirates, and then got traded in exchange for the Black Pearl? :P

*Salutes*
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At 3/29/07 02:24 AM, PenguinLink wrote:
Ok, you know what? This is the last time I'll chase/hunt bunnies for you guys. Go eat tofu for all I care. From this point on, get someone else to chase the bunnies, not me. You want a recommendation? Err... Uhh, I don't know. But anyone other than me. I've had it, damn it. >:(

Hehe, have I hit a nerve? :P

It will be quite sad not to go Bunny hunting at this time of the year since it is close to Easter time and well tis' the time for roasted bunnies. :(

Yeah, bunnies seem to be in an abundance at this time of year, and they have that sweet chocolate centre as well...

You must be enjoying your first year of not having any exams. Although not having an Easter Break is a total bummer. Your friends back home must be drinking their asses away and you're here going to work. :P

Who said anything about not drinking?!?! I'll just have to make the most of weekends and evenings. I may take a few days off in a couple of weeks as well, as my Dad is in town.

Also, I've been meaning to ask you. Have you had the time to read "100 Years of Solitude?" Or did that 5-Dollar priced book get blown away by some kind of fierce wind and get blown right into the Atlantic Ocean, got picked up by Pirates, and then got traded in exchange for the Black Pearl? :P

I did receive it, but I haven't had chance to start it yet as I've got a mountain of genetics books that need reading before the Summer. Now that it is sunnier I spend a lot of time down at the local park reading, so I'll get to it sooner rather than later. It's top of my non-boring books pile :D

And I caught this pic about 20 minutes ago (and have been waiting for you to post ever since to avoid a double!!). All alone with a bunny killer... (and who knows what else :P)

Oh shi.....!

*salutes*

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-29 02:54:23


At 3/29/07 02:32 AM, Sentio wrote:
Hehe, have I hit a nerve? :P

Ok, now you've done it! >:(

This.... Is.... Penguin Sparta!!!!!!

*Foam forms in the beak of PenguinLink and he goes mad and grabs every bunny in sight. He holds them up to his beak and chops them in half with his strong beak one by one until they aren't any bunnies left in sight. PenguinLink calms down but then sees Sentio laughing his head off so he gets even more mad and he digs a deep hole in the ground with his beak and goes in it. He then peeks at Sentio with burning eyes full of hatred and waits for Sentio to grab a dead bunny for a midnight snack so that he could pull him down the hole and give him a beating he won't forget.*

Yeah, bunnies seem to be in an abundance at this time of year, and they have that sweet chocolate centre as well...

Did you say sweet chocolate center? Hmm... The possibilities are endless... Nougat, Caramel, Spartan eyes, etc...

Who said anything about not drinking?!?! I'll just have to make the most of weekends and evenings. I may take a few days off in a couple of weeks as well, as my Dad is in town.

Darn it! And I was trying to get you to stop drinking. Kidding. :) Hey, that reminds me. Where's that bud you promised me? :)

I did receive it, but I haven't had chance to start it yet as I've got a mountain of genetics books that need reading before the Summer. Now that it is sunnier I spend a lot of time down at the local park reading, so I'll get to it sooner rather than later. It's top of my non-boring books pile :D

Heh, it's good to hear you got it. I was quite worried it would have ended up in Captain Jack's hands. By the way, do those genetics books have any pictures of Bob in them? :P

And I caught this pic about 20 minutes ago (and have been waiting for you to post ever since to avoid a double!!). All alone with a bunny killer... (and who knows what else :P)

Yes, I noticed that as well. :D To tell you the truth, I was quite glad no one else was here at that time, since they wouldn't have witnessed the beating I would have given you. But, unfortunately, Hemlok is lurking around here so I guess that won't happen anytime soon. :P

Oh shi.....!

Oh yes, there will be blood. (And chocolate) :D

*salutes*

*Salutes*

(Dang it! You cut off the Salute chain!) >:(

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-29 03:41:28


At 3/27/07 09:30 PM, X-Naut wrote: Not to mention the 6,666 post count, that you got a while back helped enhance your evilness.

Yay, cool.

So, uh, Phantom.....I'd hate to ask, but where'd you get that nice, and very sharp-looking katana from?

I'd show you exactly how sharp it is, but you got redemption for the lines below

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It's Phantom. Does it even need explaining?
I know. This is just like when I went to see Hostel. Only this time, it's actually scary.

lol. I like being flattered. Or do I. I'll let my Katana speak for me.

At 3/29/07 01:03 AM, Sentio wrote: so I say welcome aboard (somewhat unofficially should Phantom disagree...)! Be warned that we don't tolerate one line posts in here, so please make an effort to improve your posting habits a little.

He's fine with me. Good to see you are taking care of things in my absence. Should it be prolonged, I may need an official replacement but not just yet Officer ;-)

I warn you that Phantom likes to torture the new recruits.

Not that much. But unless some one washed the floor clean within the next 10 minutes, 5 random members will be discarded. :D


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I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-29 08:43:47


At 3/29/07 02:24 AM, PenguinLink wrote: You must be enjoying your first year of not having any exams. Although not having an Easter Break is a total bummer. Your friends back home must be drinking their asses away and you're here going to work. :P

Ahh, this is where I come into my element - I'm doing another day and a half before taking ten whole days off for Easter / Birthday Season.

My girlfriend's, My Mum & Dad's Wedding Anniversary, My birthday, My brother's birthday and then my mum's, all within 10 days!

Party time!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-29 08:46:35


At 3/29/07 02:24 AM, PenguinLink wrote: You must be enjoying your first year of not having any exams. Although not having an Easter Break is a total bummer. Your friends back home must be drinking their asses away and you're here going to work. :P

Ahh, this is where I come into my element - I'm doing another day and a half before taking ten whole days off for Easter / Birthday Season.

My girlfriend's, My Mum & Dad's Wedding Anniversary, My birthday, My brother's birthday and then my mum's, all within 10 days!

Party time!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-29 10:52:33


Ugh I know these 2 flashes are stolen, but I don't feel like finding the originals (I gotta go to school), and they're going to pass :[

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/370931 because they don't even know the name of the FMA character in it :/

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/370934 because these hentai flashes are always stolen, meh


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-29 11:32:49


At 3/29/07 10:52 AM, MadCow wrote: Ugh I know these 2 flashes are stolen, but I don't feel like finding the originals (I gotta go to school), and they're going to pass :[

Argh, I hate it when they do that.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/370931 because they don't even know the name of the FMA character in it :/

Niether do they but it as much theirs as anybody's.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/370934 because these hentai flashes are always stolen, meh

Boy are they.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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