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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-19 21:26:51


Well, once again my rank has gone up. I passed 2500b/p points today and it seems easier to gain more b/p points now. Mainly with help from the program Casuality made.

I hope everyone else is having as easy a time as me in gaining more points.
*Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-19 21:32:09


At 3/19/07 09:20 PM, Zornkatzu wrote:
I think I must have missed something. Has the b/p update been posted and, if so, where can I find said update? :P

Ah, I was referring to the top 300 list posted in the Wi/Ht forum, rather than a Barracks update. Although the Barracks updates are great and much appreciated, I always measure my weekly pace from the other thread. As I understand it there is another Barracks update due tomorrow (or tonight, I'm a bit confused by all the time zones). I know Sterockicy said every other Tuesday anyway...

A good day in the portal today, and this new 'Portal Guard' is making sure I don't miss a thing! Plus I don't have to sit here refreshing all the time anymore, as I can hear whenever something comes in and can go fetch my points :D. It's amazing how many submissions I was missing before- some really small entries get blammed incredibly fast- without this new program I'd be unlikely to see them.

Plus Hemlok is now just 40 points ahead of me. It's taken me two months to catch up the two weeks I lost at Christmas, but the long hunt is finally coming to an end!

*Salutes*

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-19 23:42:10


At 3/19/07 03:09 PM, Casualty wrote: Except now, I got something VERY interesting for us B/P whores here! PORTAL GUARD! The dream of every B/Per! I'm not going to explain everything here, just read the thread and download that shit!

What the hell does that do? Can you please just, summarize it?
I can't download it or anythying, and I'm just wondering :[

Blams: 10561 (+30 since last log)
Saves: 11904 (+49 since last log)
Total B/P points: 22465
Total B/P points acquired today: 79
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Major General (1035 until next grade)
Avg. B/P Points per day: 21.876
B/P Rank: #138 (+2 move since last log)

Although there's currently 7 submissions UJ, so let's just say I voted correctly on 6 and got 85 points today.

Also, I'm happy that I went up 2 places, which is usually what I get each week, lmao. Maybe I'll go up a couple more ranks this week. Leading up to me being a forgettable number EGSC (probably something lame like 130 :[ )


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-20 00:06:49


At 3/19/07 11:42 PM, MadCow wrote:
At 3/19/07 03:09 PM, Casualty wrote: Except now, I got something VERY interesting for us B/P whores here! PORTAL GUARD! The dream of every B/Per! I'm not going to explain everything here, just read the thread and download that shit!
What the hell does that do? Can you please just, summarize it?
I can't download it or anythying, and I'm just wondering :[

It notifys you when something new is submitted to the portal. Its an awesome program really, it has helped me rack up more points than usual. I even went up another rank today!

No one noticed...

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-20 00:15:05


At 3/20/07 12:06 AM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote:
No one noticed...

*Walks into the Barracks*

Oh hey, Dark Lotus Juggalo, I just noticed that got a new B/P rank... Congrats on becoming Elite GUard Corporal. Keep it up.

And I finally got that Portal Guard thing to work and it is indeed worth it. It'll take some time for me to get used to it but hopefully now I'll be able to pick some extra blams and saves.

*Salutes*


My name is pepeatumi... But you already knew that!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-20 01:46:31


Barracks roster – March 6, 2007

The new feature has arrived!

As you can probably see I have added a new feature to the update. It basically tells you how much your average gain has risen/dropped. I hope you like it!

Top 5 Gainers:

pwroftheseagoat - 2359
pepeatumi – 1230
Sentio – 1166
life - 1031
PenguinLink – 998

Special Congratulatory list:

Mega Gainers: pwroftheseagoat!
Top gainers, repeat offenders: Sentio, life, pepeatumi!
New EGB members: Zornkatzu!
Biggest average rises: Major-punk = 50.7+, pwroftheseagoat = 153.8+!

Rank // B/S // Gain // Gain/day // Gain rise/drop // Name

01 // 51702 // 833 // 59.5 // 16.9- // ADT
02 // 49339 // 773 // 55.2 // 9.2- // Phantom
03 // 48020 // 540 // 38.6 // 14.5- // X-Naut
04 // 46510 // 105 // 7.5 // 39.6- // BlueHippo
05 // 42289 // 884 // 63.1 // 50.7+ // Major-punk
06 // 41289 // 1230 // 87.9 // 5.8+ // pepeatumi
07 // 32991 // 192 // 13.7 // 2.9- // Seamonky
08 // 31740 // 0 // 0.0 // 0.0+ // EagleRock
09 // 30185 // 1 // 0.1 // 0.1- // SlashFirestorm
10 // 27553 // 971 // 69.4 // 1.0+ // Hemlok
11 // 27515 // 1166 // 83.3 // 9.3- // Sentio
12 // 27101 // 1031 // 73.6 // 2.9- // life
13 // 26596 // 912 // 65.1 // 7.9- // ArtDanVal
14 // 25801 // 76 // 5.4 // 1.1- // LittleWashu
15 // 22472 // 912 // 65.1 // 1.2+ // MadCow
16 // 21103 // 2359 // 168.5 // 153.8+ // pwroftheseagoat
17 // 16081 // 473 // 33.8 // 12.9- // arianna1
18 // 15898 // 276 // 19.7 // 4.2- // Casualty
19 // 12514 // 0 // 0.0 // 0.0+ // EIMaster
20 // 12184 // 998 // 71.3 // 5.9+ // PenguinLink
21 // 9074 // 193 // 13.8 // 5.1- // ever-vigilant
22 // 8394 // 775 // 55.4 // 5.1- // Sterockicy
23 // 7396 // 1 // 0.1 // 0.1+ // HoboPorn
24 // 6740 // 151 // 10.8 // 0.9+ // Dela
25 // 6589 // 340 // 24.3 // 4.9- // Shanus
26 // 6460 // 0 // 0.0 // 0.0+ // Perengrinus
27 // 6419 // 629 // 44.9 // 0.6+ // DarkSoldier
28 // 6229 // 28 // 2.0 // 0.1- // Nerijus
28 // 6229 // 98 // 7.0 // 20.5- // HomerDough
30 // 5932 // 59 // 4.2 // 3.0- // Sixers1fan
31 // 4161 // 0 // 0.0 // 1.2- // PossiblePancakes
32 // 4019 // 0 // 0.0 // 0.0+ // Turkeybean
33 // 3835 // 2 // 0.1 // 0.2- // dawin45
34 // 3679 // NEW // NEW // NEW // Zornkatzu
35 // 3530 // 17 // 1.2 // 1.2+ // RSQViper
36 // 3365 // 44 // 3.1 // 0.7- // Black-Flame
37 // 2544 // 622 // 44.4 // 44.4+ // DarkLotusJuggalo
38 // 2513 // 0 // 0.0 // 0.0+ // sparkingAC195
39 // 2401 // 223 // 15.9 // 11.8+ // Odyssic
40 // 2167 // 7 // 0.5 // 0.5+ // SilentSoldier
41 // 2165 // 89 // 6.4 // 4.1- // Gorillazrock
42 // 2122 // 53 // 3.8 // 3.7+ // KermitTheMuppet
43 // 2104 // 9 // 0.6 // 0.2+ // generalmario
44 // 1860 // 4 // 0.3 // 2.4- // Imacow
45 // 1690 // 0 // 0.0 // 0.6- // MrAngel

I have no idea how pwroftheseagoats managed to get 2359 points in 14 days. It may have been a miscalculation in my previous update. Sorry if I had made an error. Otherwise, if he did manage to get all of those points, I will get down onto my knees and bow down to him.

Sorry if there are any mistakes in this update. As you know, it is now mostly automated, I am still getting used to doing it this way and there therefore may be some small mistakes. Please point them out to me if you find any.

*Salutes*

Link to previous update anyone?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-20 01:51:00


At 3/20/07 01:46 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster – March 6, 2007

The new feature has arrived!

As you can probably see I have added a new feature to the update. It basically tells you how much your average gain has risen/dropped. I hope you like it!

I think its actually pretty awesome! No complaints here!

37 // 2544 // 622 // 44.4 // 44.4+ // DarkLotusJuggalo

I went up 5 ranks from last time! Thats an accomplishment in my book, two things in one day. A new rank and going up 5 spots on the list.

*Salutes*

*Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-20 01:56:29


Woo, update time! Thanks Sterockicy!

At 3/20/07 01:46 AM, Sterockicy wrote:
The new feature has arrived!

Ooooooo....

As you can probably see I have added a new feature to the update. It basically tells you how much your average gain has risen/dropped. I hope you like it!

Nice little bonus feature there :)

Top 5 Gainers:

pwroftheseagoat - 2359

Lol, I told you after the last update that you gave him about 1000 points too few- this is what you get as a result! He would still have been top though, so congrats!

pepeatumi – 1230
Sentio – 1166
life - 1031
PenguinLink – 998

Congrats to all, and in the top 5 once again :D. That is all I could hope for this time around with one lost weekend and some crazy paces at the top.

Special Congratulatory list:

Mega Gainers: pwroftheseagoat!
Top gainers, repeat offenders: Sentio, life, pepeatumi!

Woo!

New EGB members: Zornkatzu!
Biggest average rises: Major-punk = 50.7+, pwroftheseagoat = 153.8+!

Congrats to all!

10 // 27553 // 971 // 69.4 // 1.0+ // Hemlok
11 // 27515 // 1166 // 83.3 // 9.3- // Sentio

So close now! This week could be the end for Hemlok's lead, although he pulled out 20 points this evening while I was off shooting Nazis again. My pace was solid, if unspectacular- I'll be hoping for better next time!

I have no idea how pwroftheseagoats managed to get 2359 points in 14 days. It may have been a miscalculation in my previous update. Sorry if I had made an error. Otherwise, if he did manage to get all of those points, I will get down onto my knees and bow down to him.

No need to bow, don't worry :)

Sorry if there are any mistakes in this update. As you know, it is now mostly automated, I am still getting used to doing it this way and there therefore may be some small mistakes. Please point them out to me if you find any.

I'll try and point any out if I see them- I'm too tired to look carefully now though.

*Salutes*

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-20 09:24:03


At 3/18/07 03:27 PM, Phantom wrote: BOO.

Wha...where'd you come from?

I really need to stop hanging around the shady parts in here.

And congratulations on your newly acquired level. May it be a symbol that many things in your life will be accomplished by swinging pipes around.

Thanks.

At 3/18/07 03:30 PM, PenguinLink wrote: *PenguinLink is still twitching and foam is forming in his mouth.*

I take that as a no, I presume?

It sure does. I'll be sure not to mess anyone who has one...... Why hallo thar Phantom!

5 seconds later...

*PenguinLink is on the floor with the another purple eye*

*Hands PenguinLink a bag of frozen peas*

That should help.

At 3/19/07 06:16 AM, Coop83 wrote: *Coop watches the hypnotic colours*

Great. We lost another one.

At 3/19/07 09:26 PM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote: I passed 2500b/p points today

Grats on that.

At 3/20/07 01:46 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster – March 6, 2007

Thanks again.

The new feature has arrived!

As you can probably see I have added a new feature to the update. It basically tells you how much your average gain has risen/dropped. I hope you like it!

That's pretty neat.

Top 5 Gainers:

pwroftheseagoat - 2359
pepeatumi – 1230
Sentio – 1166
life - 1031
PenguinLink – 998

Grats to them.

Special Congratulatory list:

Mega Gainers: pwroftheseagoat!
Top gainers, repeat offenders: Sentio, life, pepeatumi!
New EGB members: Zornkatzu!
Biggest average rises: Major-punk = 50.7+, pwroftheseagoat = 153.8+!

Grats to them as well.

Rank // B/S // Gain // Gain/day // Gain rise/drop // Name

01 // 51702 // 833 // 59.5 // 16.9- // ADT
02 // 49339 // 773 // 55.2 // 9.2- // Phantom

Didn't gain much more than I did, but you guys still seem to enjoy pulling away from me.

And I still don't like it. >:(

03 // 48020 // 540 // 38.6 // 14.5- // X-Naut

Meh, not bad. But should be better by next update.

04 // 46510 // 105 // 7.5 // 39.6- // BlueHippo

Speed up, man. :(

05 // 42289 // 884 // 63.1 // 50.7+ // Major-punk
06 // 41289 // 1230 // 87.9 // 5.8+ // pepeatumi

These guys may cause some trouble in the near future.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-20 09:24:56


At 3/20/07 01:46 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster – March 6, 2007

w00t, another list I can getmyself onto.

14 // 25801 // 76 // 5.4 // 1.1- // LittleWashu
15 // 22472 // 912 // 65.1 // 1.2+ // MadCow
16 // 21103 // 2359 // 168.5 // 153.8+ // pwroftheseagoat

I'll hopefully be at number 15 when the next update gets to us all, but with a rampaging behemoth like pwroftheseagoat encroaching on me (and MadCow, of course) it could be difficult.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-20 12:02:53


At 3/20/07 01:46 AM, Sterockicy wrote: 02 // 49339 // 773 // 55.2 // 9.2- // Phantom

Obviously I've nearly dropped B/Ping all together in the sake of my school work and because quite honestly, I'm over NG and my obsession with it, it's over. I'd even sell my account at this point if the price was right.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-20 13:49:30


At 3/20/07 01:46 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster – March 6, 2007
New EGB members: Zornkatzu!
34 // 3679 // NEW // NEW // NEW // Zornkatzu

O no. I'm a n00b again! :(

I actually expected to be much lower than 34/45 on the list. In any case, I need to get my momentum back, because I hope to make it into the Top 1000 b/p by weeks end.

Congrats to everyone!

*Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-20 14:37:24


At 3/19/07 04:52 PM, Zornkatzu wrote: Nice product plug there, Casualty! :P

Thanks =)

Anyway, I'm using Portal Guard now and it seems to work pretty well. Thanks for making it, sir! It can be a lot of help.

That's exactly what I wanted it to be! Helping. Great!

At 3/19/07 05:13 PM, Coop83 wrote: To be honest, the only time I'm on a computer long enough to warrant using Portal Guard is when I'm in the office. If I get caught surfing NG while I'm supposed to be working.

Thanks but no thanks.

Hahaha no problem dude. Better keep your job than win some B/P Points...

At 3/19/07 06:25 PM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote: Also, Casualty, that program is awesome and its really helping me rack up more points than before! Such a great idea, I don't know why someone didn't think of it before.

I'm pretty sure people did, but they probably just didn't get around making it. Thanks for the comments!

At 3/20/07 12:15 AM, pepeatumi wrote: And I finally got that Portal Guard thing to work and it is indeed worth it. It'll take some time for me to get used to it but hopefully now I'll be able to pick some extra blams and saves.

Hope you enjoy it...

At 3/20/07 01:46 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster – March 6, 2007

The new feature has arrived!

As you can probably see I have added a new feature to the update. It basically tells you how much your average gain has risen/dropped. I hope you like it!

A good ol' Barracks Roster! I'm gonna have to post here more! I had already forgotten the charms of the Barracks! Also, awesome feature!

Top 5 Gainers:

Congrats!

Special Congratulatory list:
Mega Gainers: pwroftheseagoat!

Ultra gainer, I'd daresay...

Top gainers, repeat offenders: Sentio, life, pepeatumi!

Congrats again!

New EGB members: Zornkatzu!

Welcome!

Biggest average rises: Major-punk = 50.7+, pwroftheseagoat = 153.8+!

Wuh, 153+! I got 4- =P

18 // 15898 // 276 // 19.7 // 4.2- // Casualty

There I go then. Wandering trough the land of B/P, slowly but steadily, on my way to the final goal of... Idunnohowmanyyet B/P! Well, EGSC would be nice to begin with.

I have no idea how pwroftheseagoats managed to get 2359 points in 14 days. It may have been a miscalculation in my previous update. Sorry if I had made an error. Otherwise, if he did manage to get all of those points, I will get down onto my knees and bow down to him.

I shall bow with you. 2359 Points in 2 weeks gives an avg of 1179.5 per week, or 165.5 per day. That's... HUGE.
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Time for something I have done countless times before... A good old hardcore

*Salute*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-20 16:57:35


At 3/20/07 01:46 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster – March 6, 2007
pwroftheseagoat - 2359

My wife still backs me up when I can't b/p so that helps me too. But I doubt I got that much. I'd say it's probably closer to 90-100 a day. I'd have to check to be sure but I'm almost positive I didn't get that much.

It makes me look good though. :)

Thanks for the update!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-21 09:47:06


At 3/20/07 02:37 PM, Casualty wrote:
At 3/19/07 05:13 PM, Coop83 wrote: To be honest, the only time I'm on a computer long enough to warrant using Portal Guard is when I'm in the office. If I get caught surfing NG while I'm supposed to be working.

Thanks but no thanks.
Hahaha no problem dude. Better keep your job than win some B/P Points...

Well, the inner stat-whore is yelling at me defiantly "Never! Fuck the job!"

*Salute*

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-21 11:57:10


At 3/21/07 09:47 AM, Coop83 wrote:
Well, the inner stat-whore is yelling at me defiantly "Never! Fuck the job!"

That's the spirit!

It sure was quiet in here last night... and I don't really have a great deal to say now, but I'll do my best to pad this post out :)

I passed Hemlok last night, after 2 months of chasing him back down after the weeks I lost at Christmas. I'm not sure if he has even noticed yet, his pace is still remarkably slow, but I'm not complaining. It's been a fun battle, and with various plans over the next month he may well take the spot back again, but for the time being enjoy the screen shot I whipped up this morning :D (I'm the top one by the way...)

And on a side note, I made a topic in general last night (a rare event!), so go check it out and post in it if you want to give it a bump :D

Witnessed a guy get stabbed

It even had a couple of parodies! It's a true story by the way.

*salutes*

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-21 17:30:14


At 3/21/07 03:30 PM, Odyssic wrote: My my my, the portal isn't very active today. I was hoping to get a new Badge today but can't win them all, hoping I'll get it tomorrow.

*Salute*

Yeah it's been really slow. I actually got half the day off today so I expected to rack up a few extra points. So I turn the computer on check the portal and find a measly 4 movies under judgement!! I think I've gotten maybe15 or 20 so far today. Now that might not sound so bad to some of you so let me put it into perspective. Usually by this time I have around 50 or 60 points already. Hopefully these next few days will pick up, I'm soo close to EG Major General! Less than 300 poins now!

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At 3/21/07 05:30 PM, pwroftheseagoat wrote:
At 3/21/07 03:30 PM, Odyssic wrote: My my my, the portal isn't very active today. I was hoping to get a new Badge today but can't win them all, hoping I'll get it tomorrow.

*Salute*
Yeah it's been really slow. I actually got half the day off today so I expected to rack up a few extra points. So I turn the computer on check the portal and find a measly 4 movies under judgement!! I think I've gotten maybe15 or 20 so far today. Now that might not sound so bad to some of you so let me put it into perspective. Usually by this time I have around 50 or 60 points already. Hopefully these next few days will pick up, I'm soo close to EG Major General! Less than 300 poins now!

Last night for a while there things were going crazy, there was a new submission about every 10 seconds or so, according to Portal Guard, I was having the time of my life getting things left and right. Things are going to start picking up soon. I can feel it...

*Salutes and wanders back to Portal*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-21 22:33:19


Only a quick post.

Life getting back on track, thank god. Only Problem now is the college thing. But I could alway repeat the year. So it's not that bad.

At 3/20/07 01:46 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster – March 6, 2007

Nice update Stero :D

25 // 6589 // 340 // 24.3 // 4.9- // Shanus

Haha, thought I did alot worse, well I hope it's only on the up. Portal Guard's helping alot, and I thank Casualty for it.

Congrats to everyone that level'd up, level'd down or just acheived anything. May get 75 points today. Not to bad at all.

*SALUTES*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-22 09:39:36


At 3/21/07 11:57 AM, Sentio wrote: That's the spirit!

Spirit? Southern Comfort and Coke if you're going, please

*salutes*

*returns salute, smartly*

At 3/21/07 05:30 PM, pwroftheseagoat wrote: I'm soo close to EG Major General! Less than 300 poins now!

I think I'm that far from Lieutenant General, myself. I can't believe how slow it's going after the start we had to the week -.-

At 3/21/07 10:33 PM, Shanus wrote: Life getting back on track, thank god. Only Problem now is the college thing. But I could alway repeat the year. So it's not that bad.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-22 12:31:03


At 3/21/07 09:47 AM, Coop83 wrote: Well, the inner stat-whore is yelling at me defiantly "Never! Fuck the job!"

Hahaha, that's the spirit indeed! But you gotta be strong, because a job is a bit more important than some bytes on the internet. And that's too bad...

*returns salute*

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-22 17:29:08


At 3/22/07 12:31 PM, Casualty wrote:
At 3/21/07 09:47 AM, Coop83 wrote: Well, the inner stat-whore is yelling at me defiantly "Never! Fuck the job!"
Hahaha, that's the spirit indeed! But you gotta be strong, because a job is a bit more important than some bytes on the internet. And that's too bad...

Like I said, it was only my inner stat-whore. My outer stat-whore knows that there are far more stats outside of NG, like bank balances :P

*returns salute*
*Salute again*

Lieutenant Colonel, please refrain from returning my return of salute

*returns salute again*

At 3/22/07 05:21 PM, Odyssic wrote: It looks like the portal was active to get me Elite Guard Corporal,

Nice work. I note that you have a decent Saves to Blams average as well. Some day, I'll get an average like that, but by then I'll be very close to EGSC.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-23 00:09:52


It's been over 5 hours without a response. Where is everyone?

At 3/20/07 01:49 PM, Zornkatzu wrote: O no. I'm a n00b again! :(

lulz.

At 3/21/07 09:47 AM, Coop83 wrote: Well, the inner stat-whore is yelling at me defiantly "Never! Fuck the job!"

I don't think I remember seeing this side of you, Coop. :o

At 3/22/07 05:21 PM, Odyssic wrote: It looks like the portal was active to get me Elite Guard Corporal

Congrats on that.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-23 00:49:53


At 3/22/07 09:39 AM, Coop83 wrote:
Spirit? Southern Comfort and Coke if you're going, please

Not what I meant, but I like that meaning better, so sure :D. Cheers! (though I'm more of a JD guy).

I think I'm that far from Lieutenant General, myself. I can't believe how slow it's going after the start we had to the week -.-

During the day (when you are on) it is horribly slow. You'll be delighted to hear it picks up in the evening, which is helping the rest of us keep a half decent pace. It still isn't great though, and I'm well short of 100 per day again.

No Illegitemus Carborundii - Don't let the bastards grind you down.

Couldn't have put it better myself.

At 3/22/07 05:21 PM, Odyssic wrote: It looks like the portal was active to get me Elite Guard Corporal, and thanks to Portal Guard it has made me active in the Portal. Thanks for making it Casualty, and with alittle help from FireWorks I made this little Stats Whore picture :P

Congrats on the new rank- and there's nothing wrong with a nice little stat whore pic... keep up the good work!

At 3/23/07 12:09 AM, X-Naut wrote: It's been over 5 hours without a response. Where is everyone?

I have no idea, it's been really quiet around here for a couple of days now. It's probably why I've been posting in general so much, I must be getting desperate!!
Damn you real life, getting in the way!

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-23 02:10:56


Ok, I dont have enough sugar in my system to double quote. Its a Friday night and all I feel like doing is maybe playing some computer games (halo) online.

-For Everyone-

Sorry for my absence in the barracks lately. I havent been able to get on the computer much almost all of this week. I think I have made only 75 points since the last update, SHOCKING! I am no longer b/ping during the late night/early morning, which is also wearing down my pace. Luckily I only have 3 more days of school left until holidays and when that happens I will be b/ping crazy.

I would like to inform you all that pwroftheseagoats did not make as many points as my update said. As Sentio posted after I made it, It was in fact an error and it was a previous update that gave him 1000 less points. Meaning this week it appeared he had made 1000 more. Luckily it does not effect the top 5 gainers list and he still holds the top position for that.

-For pwroftheseagoats-

I cant believe your wife helps you to b/p! What a great chick you have there. Congrats on your still amazing pace for this week.

-For Coop83-

I see you posting around here more often. I will have to add you to the next update eh! Nearly 50 member now, COOL!

-For Sentio-

Congratulations on passing Hemlok!

Sorry for not seeing your post after my last update. I think I am running out of ways to screw up the update now so I should get it right pretty soon!

-For Shanus-

I am glad to here your life is getting back on track. Keep up that sweeeet b/p pace! :-)

-For Odyssic-

Congratulations on ranking up. Your screenshot was one off but it looks cooler that way. Your blams and saves have exactly the same digits in them!

-For Casualty-

Your wonderful program has worked fine for me. I know you must recieve a lot of annoying posts saying it doesnt work so I will make you feel better by telling you that IT WORKS GREAT.

I have a few questions for you now, I would love to know the answer to them.

Does Tom Fulp and the whole NG crew know about your great work for NG?

If so, Have the acknoledged you in any way?

Have you ever created any non NG related programs, websites etc.?

If so, SHOW US!

Whats your dream job?

And finally a no brainer,

Are you cool?

:-)

Final notes.

Sorry if I missed anyone. LOL, I just realised it would have been just as fast to double quote. Oh well!

I bet you I have missed something, I always do!

*Salutes*


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At 3/23/07 12:09 AM, X-Naut wrote: It's been over 5 hours without a response. Where is everyone?

On patrol?

At 3/21/07 09:47 AM, Coop83 wrote: Well, the inner stat-whore is yelling at me defiantly "Never! Fuck the job!"
I don't think I remember seeing this side of you, Coop. :o

How come? I've been around for long enough

At 3/23/07 12:49 AM, Sentio wrote:
At 3/22/07 09:39 AM, Coop83 wrote: Spirit? Southern Comfort and Coke if you're going, please
Not what I meant, but I like that meaning better, so sure :D. Cheers! (though I'm more of a JD guy).

I will drink JD, but as Rye Whiskeys go, I prefer Southern Comfort. Though you can never go wrong with a proper single malt, preferably scotch

I think I'm not that far from Lieutenant General, myself. I can't believe how slow it's going after the start we had to the week -.-
During the day (when you are on) it is horribly slow. You'll be delighted to hear it picks up in the evening, which is helping the rest of us keep a half decent pace. It still isn't great though, and I'm well short of 100 per day again.

It's all a matter of being online as much as possible to maximise the production of the account.

At 3/23/07 02:10 AM, Sterockicy wrote: -For Coop83-

I see you posting around here more often. I will have to add you to the next update eh! Nearly 50 member now, COOL!

Think of it more as the return of an old friend.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-23 07:05:07


At 3/21/07 11:57 AM, Sentio wrote: Witnessed a guy get stabbed

Damn...

*salutes*

Congrats.

At 3/22/07 05:21 PM, Odyssic wrote: *Salute*

Congrats to you too.

Also, that new portal program, doesn't work for me >:-(

And, Hi

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At 3/23/07 07:05 AM, Phantom wrote:
Also, that new portal program, doesn't work for me >:-(

Yeah neither for me? If you look in the Where is/How To forum section and click the thread "NG's log ideas" by casualty and casualty has been trying to help me and the others but none of Casual's ideas to help make this program work don't work?

And, Hi

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At 3/23/07 02:10 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Ok, I dont have enough sugar in my system to double quote. Its a Friday night and all I feel like doing is maybe playing some computer games (halo) online.

Mmmmm... sugar

-For Everyone-

Sorry for my absence in the barracks lately. I havent been able to get on the computer much almost all of this week. I think I have made only 75 points since the last update, SHOCKING! I am no longer b/ping during the late night/early morning, which is also wearing down my pace. Luckily I only have 3 more days of school left until holidays and when that happens I will be b/ping crazy.

Well, pace goes up and down, as I well know. If I'd been B/Ping at my current pace from the start I'd have 80,000 points by now, and be around 5th overall. It's just a case of making the most of it when you do get the chance. Enjoy those holidays- this is the first year I've been wprking instead of studying, so no Easter break for me :(.

I would like to inform you all that pwroftheseagoats did not make as many points as my update said. As Sentio posted after I made it, It was in fact an error and it was a previous update that gave him 1000 less points. Meaning this week it appeared he had made 1000 more. Luckily it does not effect the top 5 gainers list and he still holds the top position for that.

Yeah, it isn't the end of the world, but you can tell when something is very out by looking at the top 300 list (for the higher ranked users anyway), and seeing the pace they have had on there. Pwroftheseagoat was going at just around 100 per day on that, so there had to be something wrong. Plus anything higher than about 110 per day just isn't going to happen at this time of year. He still had a damn good pace though!

-For Sentio-

Congratulations on passing Hemlok!

Thanks, it may not mean much to you lot, but for me it's a big deal as he has been my target for months now. He's slowed down a lot this week, and I'm pulling out a good gap for the time being. Something tells me he'll be back though.

Sorry for not seeing your post after my last update. I think I am running out of ways to screw up the update now so I should get it right pretty soon!

Hehe, the odd mistake is inevitable with that much data, and I'm happy to carry on pointing them out to you. Those updates are great, and it's nice that they are becoming a regular thing again. It's appreciated that you put the effort in, so the odd blip here and there doesn't matter (unless it is costing me top spot!!!!)

At 3/23/07 05:39 AM, Coop83 wrote:
I will drink JD, but as Rye Whiskeys go, I prefer Southern Comfort. Though you can never go wrong with a proper single malt, preferably scotch

Yeah, Southern Comfort is good, but myself and my friends have always been JD fans and so it shall remain :D

At 3/23/07 07:05 AM, Phantom wrote:
Damn...

Yeah, I've had more enjoyable Saturday nights... good to see someone read about it anyway!

And on a final note, 15,000 blam points will soon be mine... So much rubbish destroyed at the click of a button :D

*salutes*


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Blams: 10628 (+26 since last log)
Saves: 12016 (+47 since last log)
Total B/P points: 22644
Total B/P points acquired today: 73
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Major General (856 until next grade)
Avg. B/P Points per day: 21.963
B/P Rank: #139 (0 move since last log)

Fucking gay as hell...
for the first time...
in a long time....
I went down a rank D:

I used to be #138, but I didn't go one Newgrounds for a day, so I missed a day of b/p, and I wound up going down one rank :[


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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