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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-29 14:48:20


Update For Yesterday
Total Blams/Protection points: 2281 +146: Total Blams/Protection points aquired today: 146

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-29 15:21:41


At 6/29/06 03:18 PM, TheUberGameRater wrote: This messeg is from the internet Corleones,
We need to enlist your help. We need you to make some anti NG mafia moves. Plz

Sorry buddy, I'm a former member and while I may have taken my leave, I will not help it be destroyed, take your offers elsewhere, we are at peace with the NG mafia.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-29 15:27:38


At 6/29/06 12:57 PM, Littlewashu wrote: http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/321869

this one looks like it is stolen it says your logo here in the corner I am not sure about this one could someone check on it?

That's pretty lame. I mean, you could make that in a couple minutes with flash lmao. Holding tab gets the ball up for a while, so it's poorly made :\

If you're going to steal, steal something worth while lmao


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-29 16:08:35


Argh I've been having some troubles for the past 30 minutes...I dont know why but the voting panel doesnt appear, no matter how much I wait. >:(

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-29 16:08:56


Great day today. I will have collected more than 100 b/p points when the UJ movies pass/die, which is good for me lol.

Blams: 5671
Saves: 3140
Total B/P points: 8811
Total B/P points acquired today: 96
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Praporshchik (689 until next grade)
Avg. B/P Points per day: 13.502
B/P Rank: #305 (+1 move since last log)
Blam/Protect Ratio: 1.806


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-29 16:19:05


It looks like we were given the wrong flash to whistle. Oh well, even us elite guarders make a few mistakes.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-29 16:32:19


At 6/29/06 04:08 PM, -Casualty- wrote: Great day today. I will have collected more than 100 b/p points when the UJ movies pass/die, which is good for me lol.

Nice new voting power Caualty. 7.77
Anyway, I should rank up soon. Only about 13 left to go.

And I accept that apology F00D. :)

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /777777

http://metaldart.webs.com/ My freewebs website. Check it out dog.

My old NG profile ID: 1321019

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-29 16:39:48


Yay, 20,000 blams. That's a lot of zero's voted over the years. Or actually the 269 (give or take) days I have been an active B/P'er overall.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-29 17:07:04


Damn, can't believe I missed page 400. Oh well, at least it's fun here in Paltlk. Wade needs to get on though.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-29 17:29:59


Well, recently I have... OH MY GOD RANK UP! :D
I am glad that my voting power is now in the 7's.

The Elite Guard Barracks


http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /777777

http://metaldart.webs.com/ My freewebs website. Check it out dog.

My old NG profile ID: 1321019

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-29 17:31:45


At 6/29/06 05:29 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: Well, recently I have... OH MY GOD RANK UP! :D
I am glad that my voting power is now in the 7's.

Congratulations! even though I have almost triple in blams. But congratulations on the rank up and the new and improved VP.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-29 17:42:53


All I need is 43 more B/P points and I level up

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-29 17:45:21


At 6/29/06 05:31 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Congratulations! even though I have almost triple in blams. But congratulations on the rank up and the new and improved VP.

At 6/29/06 05:42 PM, AustinR wrote,

All I need is 43 more B/P points and I level up

Why do you guys have to rain on my parade? ;( I'm so close to getting a gold badge, and then I'll take it easier. Why is it so close yet so far! Grrrrrrrr


http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /777777

http://metaldart.webs.com/ My freewebs website. Check it out dog.

My old NG profile ID: 1321019

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-29 17:48:05


At 6/29/06 05:29 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: Well, recently I have... OH MY GOD RANK UP! :D
I am glad that my voting power is now in the 7's.

Congrats man! Only one more rank and you'll be at the gold ranks so again Congrats and I hope you keep up the good work.


My name is pepeatumi... But you already knew that!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-29 18:49:35


At 6/29/06 04:39 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Yay, 20,000 blams. That's a lot of zero's voted over the years. Or actually the 269 (give or take) days I have been an active B/P'er overall.

Congrats on getting your 20,000th blam point I just got my 22,000th blam point and my 7,000th save point a little while ago.

At 6/29/06 05:29 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: Well, recently I have... OH MY GOD RANK UP! :D
I am glad that my voting power is now in the 7's.

Congrats Sergeant Major -MetalDart- wait until you get a VP of 8.

At 6/29/06 05:31 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 6/29/06 05:29 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: Well, recently I have... OH MY GOD RANK UP! :D
I am glad that my voting power is now in the 7's.
Congratulations! even though I have almost triple in blams.

Yeah you almost do!

To bad I have more then triple! ;)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-29 18:53:21


At 6/29/06 06:49 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: Congrats on getting your 20,000th blam point I just got my 22,000th blam point and my 7,000th save point a little while ago.

Bah, I was out for 3 weeks at the time and I still have more saves.

Congrats Sergeant Major -MetalDart- wait until you get a VP of 8.

Or 9 VP, which really rocks and can only look like crap around some one with 10 VP.

Yeah you almost do!
To bad I have more then triple! ;)

A matter of time, step by step, I'm catching up.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-29 19:01:07


At 6/29/06 06:53 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 6/29/06 06:49 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: Congrats on getting your 20,000th blam point I just got my 22,000th blam point and my 7,000th save point a little while ago.
Bah, I was out for 3 weeks at the time and I still have more saves.

Yeah you may have been gone for three weeks but your account it almost a year older then mine and I'm not trying to get a lot of saves!

I like to blam
Congrats Sergeant Major -MetalDart- wait until you get a VP of 8.
Or 9 VP, which really rocks and can only look like crap around some one with 10 VP.

It would be nice to have a VP of ten if only there was a way to get more then 10 exp a day.

Yeah you almost do!
To bad I have more then triple! ;)
A matter of time, step by step, I'm catching up.

Yeah you try getting a lot of points using AOL.

It sucks when there is 20 UJ's and you can't vote on even one of them.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-29 19:06:31


At 6/29/06 07:01 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: Yeah you may have been gone for three weeks but your account it almost a year older then mine and I'm not trying to get a lot of saves!
I like to blam

I told you, my account is older but I have been B/Ping for exactly 269 days.

It would be nice to have a VP of ten if only there was a way to get more then 10 exp a day.

But then we'd all use it and it would be no fun.

Yeah you try getting a lot of points using AOL.
It sucks when there is 20 UJ's and you can't vote on even one of them.

Either this is a great excuse, or AOL is as bad as everybody says.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-29 19:16:21


I'll join u when I earn a better badge sir!


Read this and the terrorists win...

YOU BASTARD!!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-29 19:17:40


At 6/29/06 07:16 PM, imaJackass wrote: I'll join u when I earn a better badge sir!

In the mean time, read this.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-29 19:40:52


At 6/29/06 07:06 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: I told you, my account is older but I have been B/Ping for exactly 269 days.

Talking about great excuses!

lol
Yeah you try getting a lot of points using AOL.
It sucks when there is 20 UJ's and you can't vote on even one of them.
Either this is a great excuse, or AOL is as bad as everybody says.

How about you get AOL and see how many UJ's your able to vote on.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-29 19:43:00


At 6/29/06 07:40 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: Talking about great excuses!
lol

I do it for a living.

How about you get AOL and see how many UJ's your able to vote on.

Probably nothing, but I don't have it and I don't cross bridges I haven't gotten to yet.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-29 20:15:38



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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-29 20:35:04


Wogh, dont take the internet too seriously now.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-29 21:12:57


At 6/29/06 08:15 PM, KungFuCow wrote: Nothing to see here.

That's one big fucking dick.


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-29 21:15:15


At 6/29/06 09:12 PM, Mad-Cow wrote: That's one big fucking dick.

I know, right? I had to fold it under my leg and make it come back out at an angle for it to firt in the screen. I guess I over-did it.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-29 22:09:53


At 6/29/06 09:15 PM, KungFuCow wrote:
At 6/29/06 09:12 PM, Mad-Cow wrote: That's one big fucking dick.
I know, right? I had to fold it under my leg and make it come back out at an angle for it to firt in the screen. I guess I over-did it.

Yeah, I thought only black people had huge penises :o

lolracism

REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-29 22:41:40


At 6/29/06 07:01 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: Yeah you try getting a lot of points using AOL.
It sucks when there is 20 UJ's and you can't vote on even one of them.

Haha dont make me laugh.
You trying getting a lot of points with dial up that is 52k when it wants to, and is usually 28.8kbps and disconnects every 5 minutes and the voting panel doesnt appear.
:D

But all thats about to stop, incredibly, after more than 1 year I was able to convince my dad to get cable, we're calling them tomorrow, and they should come to install it in about a week or 2.
Im so happy :)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-29 23:11:07


I'm back! I will get to blamming and protecting in just a moment now!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-30 00:05:31


Daily Report For 6/29/06

Start: 12,990 Blams/6,732 Saves
End: 13,051 Blams/6,759 Saves
Total: 61 Blams/27 Saves (88 Total)

Next Rank: 1690 Until Major General

Congratulations to -MetalDart- for making Sergeant Major

Good Hunting, Everyone.

*Salute*