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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-30 00:06:43


End of Day Report for 6-29-06

Blams: 1458 (+35)
Saves: 630 (+12)

Total: 2088 (+47)

Currently EG Private First Class

Need +412 for next rank

I'm regaining some speed here now after a small slump, though still nowhere near the masters. Good day at the Portal everyone!

Salute!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-30 00:08:43


Blams: 10523
Saves: 5942
Total B/P points: 16465
Total B/P points acquired today: 171
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Lieutenant Colonel (1035 until next grade)

Another good day today. I'm hoping that the portal remains this active for a while. And congrats to all those who reached any milestones today,


My name is pepeatumi... But you already knew that!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-30 00:18:06


Daily Reportttt:
Saves: 50
Blams: 90

I AM A MACHINE


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-30 01:48:45


Daily Report 6/29:

Start: 21,773 blams. 7,927 saves.
End: 21,859 blams. 7,949 saves.
Overall: 86 blams. 22 saves. (Total: 108)

192 until EGSC. At least two more days. :D

At 6/29/06 05:13 AM, Turandot wrote: Of course it's me, I don't mod for free, we split the ad banner revenue 50 / 50 :p

It pays well, doesn't it?


Filler text.

Because this space needs to be bigger than it already should be.

Jigen made this sig. madknt downsized it to fit the filesize limit. Go team.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-30 01:52:22


At 6/30/06 12:08 AM, pepeatumi wrote: Blams: 10523
Saves: 5942
Total B/P points: 16465
Total B/P points acquired today: 171

>:( I'll get you one day.... :P
Its impossible for me to get that high amount of points since my friend come over to my house often.

Daily Report
Blams: 1729
Saves: 912
Total B/P points: 2641
Total B/P points acquired today: 84
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Corporal (359 until next grade)
Avg. B/P Points per day: 22.782
B/P Rank: #1336 (+12 move since last log)
Blam/Protect Ratio: 1.896

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-30 01:53:30


Yay, today I got 200 points :D, and a bit more on the way.

Total B/P points acquired today: 200
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Lieutenant General (1393 until next grade)

I have been doing great in the portal this week ^_^. Seems I have been geting quite a bit of achievements in as well =P.

84untilstarpace

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-30 02:50:15


Update
Blams:4344
Saves:1986
Total Blam/Protection points:6330
Total Blam/Protection points acquired today:137
670 until next upgrade.
A good day today. I hope it's like this tommorrow.

~Salute~


Xbox Live Gamertag: POTM

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-30 03:08:19


I officially hate sleeping in my time zone, the average 6 hours and I missed 20 saves. So much for a good week. Next week, I'm getting a hand full of alarm clocks ( even though the two I had didn't wake me ).


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-30 03:31:31


Hello, I am -Retardish-. Formally know as Socially-Failed. I will change my signature picture soon, and since my band broke up, I have no reason to continue the name. Anyways, do you like -Retardish- or Socially-Failed more?


Fudge dapping.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-30 03:34:05


At 6/30/06 03:31 AM, -Retardish- wrote: Hello, I am -Retardish-. Formally know as Socially-Failed. I will change my signature picture soon, and since my band broke up, I have no reason to continue the name. Anyways, do you like -Retardish- or Socially-Failed more?

Em.. I suggest a brainn storm about a new name, something catchy and nice will do.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-30 03:52:09


Rank: Elite Guard Praporshchik
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BLAMS: Involved in the termination of 5,759 crappy entries.
SAVES: Assisted in the protection of 2,378 quality entries.

been in service since 04....


NOTE: PSN Illegal-Product or ILLEGALPRODUCT

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-30 04:04:37


At 6/30/06 03:52 AM, Illegal-Product wrote: been in service since 04....

Is that some sort of awkward request to join? Because if it is then I’d like you to explain your current sig pic which matches that of F00D.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-30 04:19:01


Coop83 Report 30.06.06
Blams: 9,193 (+41)
Saves: 4,104 (+19)
Total: 13,297 (+60)
Points to EG Major: 703

At 6/30/06 04:04 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 6/30/06 03:52 AM, Illegal-Product wrote: been in service since 04....
Is that some sort of awkward request to join? Because if it is then I’d like you to explain your current sig pic which matches that of F00D.

I like the way he's put his email on his sig as "Report any illegal shit to Illegal-Product@newgrounds.com" A very silly way of trying to make people believe he's a mod.


Will it ever end. Yes, all human endeavour is pointless ~ Bill Bailey

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-30 04:55:37


At 6/30/06 04:04 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 6/30/06 03:52 AM, Illegal-Product wrote: been in service since 04....
Is that some sort of awkward request to join? Because if it is then I’d like you to explain your current sig pic which matches that of F00D.

It’s a very easy undercover… well cover…

At 6/30/06 04:19 AM, Coop83 wrote: Coop83 Report 30.06.06: : Is that some sort of awkward request to join? Because if it is then I’d like you to explain your current sig pic which matches that of F00D.

I like the way he's put his email on his sig as "Report any illegal shit to Illegal-Product@newgrounds.com" A very silly way of trying to make people believe he's a mod.

Well you gotta do whatcha gotta do…
But its all good…I mean it don’t hurt no one…


NOTE: PSN Illegal-Product or ILLEGALPRODUCT

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-30 05:42:27


Daily report

Blams: 73
Saves: 39
Total B/P: 112
Posts: 21
Reviews: 0

And that will be my last daily report until 9th July since I am off on holiday to Portugal tomorrow. Have fun B/P'ing and flagging. :P

At 6/29/06 07:06 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Either this is a great excuse, or AOL is as bad as everybody says.

It really is bad. They're fucking evil. I hope to get rid of the piece of shit soon, but I listened to someone trying to cancel their AOL account and it took him ages for AOL to cancel the account.

At 6/29/06 07:40 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: How about you get AOL and see how many UJ's your able to vote on.

I never have any problems voting on UJ entries.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-30 06:42:34


At 6/30/06 04:55 AM, Illegal-Product wrote: Well you gotta do whatcha gotta do…

Where does it say that you've got to do it?

But its all good…I mean it don’t hurt no one…

Isn't there some sort of thing about impersonating Mods in the FAQ? I'd better read it...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-30 06:44:48


At 6/29/06 06:01 AM, mr_trivia wrote: 06/29/06 Report - As of 0530 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #466 +1 from yesterday
Blams: 3939 +8 from yesterday
Saves: 2255 +3 from yesterday
Next Rank: 806 points until Sergeant Major

06/30/06 Report - As of 0630 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #464 +2 from yesterday
Blams: 3945 +6 from yesterday
Saves: 2265 +5 from yesterday
Next Rank: 795 points until Sergeant Major


Jack of all trades, Master of none

Head Scientist of NG Mafia

& proud member of Anime Club

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-30 06:55:14


I think I found NG HQ over Google Earth. I'm not sure though. I assume everyone creamed their pants when they saw it, that it the only reason why there isn't any replies yet.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-30 07:08:14


Blams: 4548
Saves: 2702
Total B/P points: 7250
Total B/P points acquired today: 15

whoops! but I did write 32 reviews yesterday, which was fun.


S&Box, the game Facepunch Studio have been working on.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-30 11:22:03


Hey guys what's whit the downtimes?

At 6/30/06 07:08 AM, milinko959 wrote: Blams: 4548
Saves: 2702
Total B/P points: 7250
Total B/P points acquired today: 15

whoops! but I did write 32 reviews yesterday, which was fun.

lol 32 reviews I think I will never match that...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-30 11:25:40


At 6/30/06 11:22 AM, -Casualty- wrote: Hey guys what's whit the downtimes?

The goverment is trying to shut down NG to avoid leaks of a project.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-30 11:30:37


At 6/30/06 11:25 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: The goverment is trying to shut down NG to avoid leaks of a project.

*sidles over to Ghost_Phantom*

With all due respect sir, Sssh, don't give the game away

*salutes and sidles off*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-30 12:47:16


At 6/30/06 11:30 AM, Coop83 wrote: With all due respect sir, Sssh, don't give the game away

That downtime sucked. But I don't even care about Eon8 any more...


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-30 12:47:24


Hey guys I leveled up! :D

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-30 13:55:44


Alright, just so you know, I may be going through several name changes until I find one that everbody likes. That being said, you may know that I was formally Socially-Failed. Anyways, please rate my new name, -LowStandards-, from a 1-10. 10 being the most and 1 being the least. Then after that, please tell me why you rated what you did.

Anyways, in the B/P matter, I have been asked why I can't B/P, but I can post on the BBS. Well, my mother and father do not wish for me to go into the Portal on their computer, but they it was ok to go to the BBS only. Soon I will have my laptop back, and all will be swell.

Elite Guard Sergeant -Low Standards-

Salutes

Fudge dapping.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-30 13:56:50


At 6/30/06 12:47 PM, AustinR wrote: Hey guys I leveled up! :D

Congraulations on your promotion to Corporal. Now, you need to start working on your next rank. So, keep up the good work on B/P.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-30 14:09:04


At 6/30/06 01:55 PM, -LowStandards- wrote: Elite Guard Sergeant -Low Standards-
Salutes

7 out of 10, a nice name if you ask me, catchy, simple. Fine by me. Bad chances at a star this week. I slacked all week long.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-30 14:16:56


At 6/30/06 02:09 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: 7 out of 10, a nice name if you ask me, catchy, simple.

Thanks, I decided to get rid of -Retardish- because I felt like I would get bashed too much.


Fudge dapping.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-30 14:28:59


At 6/30/06 04:04 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 6/30/06 03:52 AM, Illegal-Product wrote: been in service since 04....
Is that some sort of awkward request to join? Because if it is then I’d like you to explain your current sig pic which matches that of F00D.

Meh, F00D's sig is funny, average NG users suck lmao.


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-30 14:53:34


At 6/30/06 12:47 PM, AustinR wrote: Hey guys I leveled up! :D

congrats man I remember wen i was at that rank it was so long ago back for this group was created when I was at level 9 ^_^ good times back then. well back to my work in the salt mines later OXOXOXOX <3