Congratulations on your promotion World_Famous, enjoy your shiny new badge.

Days End Report before Pico Day:
Start: 1598 B/ 1075 P
End: 1672 B/ 1105
Total: 104 B/P

My best day ever!!! I may sleep in tomorrow, so I may miss some stuff. Well, I hope I don't sleep in too long, and I've got homework. Oh well.

At 4/29/06 02:40 PM, The_Tower_Reversed wrote: hey what happened to Little Washu? I haven't seen her in.... 30 years! (O.O)

Well...I saw her yesterday. Sure she is not as active as she used to be, but she still shows up at least every other day. Maybe you should just come to the Barracks a bit more often. ;)

1st Lieutenant Punisher will no longer be seen in the Barracks due to unknown circumstances during an undercover Recon mission. Unfortunately no one will ever know the details leading to the 1st Lieutenant's disappearance/death because the Department of Defense and The Pentagon keeping them top secret/Level 5 classification. What is known is that he will be replaced by Captain Punisher until further notice.

*Salute*

punisher, you need better stories for when you move up the b/p ranks. that one was seriously lacking in action and i need to know what happened!

its been a boring day

Yeah, I know. I'm not too creative. I probably won't even bother trying next time.

"Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go."

-- T. S. Elliot

Here it is, Pico Day. There will be tons and tons of submissions today and plenty of (save) points. You'll definately want tabbed browsing and a few seperate windows for this event. Best of luck.

I'm aiming for 500 points today...

Day's end report:

161 points! All right! ^_^
More than halfway to Brigadier General now...sweet.

Ah, and Pico Day. I hope the main rush will wait til morning (NG time), cuz I'm sleepy...but if it begins soon, I'll just bite the bullet and stay up all night and all day tomorrow. I got lots of caffeine at the ready in event of emergency, heheh.

:salute:

The first Pico Day moive was pretty bad, it even did not work. I had to blam it. Not a good start I want to start the day. By the way, slash, ever since Afrostud (--Click----) changed the gender to female and posted a hot chick's picture on his profile, you have been PWNED almost every week. What's wrong with you? You are supposed to beat him and defend the honor of EGB. Stop jecking off in front of the picture, it kills your time. Aghhhh!!!!!

Daily Report For 4/29/06

Start: 8,174 Blams/4,157 Saves
End: 8,282 Blams/4,224 Saves
Total: 108 Blams/67 Saves (175 Total)

Next Rank: 1,494 Until Major

Today's Achievement: Promotion to Captain

Congratulations To:
Andersson for making General
Agent_Smith_ for making Private 1st Class
Peregrinus for reaching Level 10
world_famous for making 1st Lieutenant

Very good day today, and even better tomorrow. Happy Pico Day

Good Hunting, Everyone!

*Salute*

At 4/30/06 12:06 AM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: The first Pico Day moive was pretty bad, it even did not work. I had to blam it. Not a good start I want to start the day. By the way, slash, ever since Afrostud (--Click----) changed the gender to female and posted a hot chick's picture on his profile, you have been PWNED almost every week. What's wrong with you? You are supposed to beat him and defend the honor of EGB. Stop jecking off in front of the picture, it kills your time. Aghhhh!!!!!

I'm still pwning all of you. :-O OH SNAP!

XD

I've had interactions with real females to keep me busy this past week, and thus I haven't been able to go to full power. I think having the second fastest pace on Newgrounds for the week AND getting some action a few times is just as good as getting fastest...heh.

thanks for the congrats to anyone that mentioned me. nice job punisher on making it to captain (you move damn fast). it wasnt that long ago that i was ahead of you. and a congrats to peregrinus for making it to level 10. it feels like ive been stuck on this level forever.

hooray for pico day! hopefully it will be a great day for b/p points. definitely need to be on the watch for crappy flashes that people try to sneak in disguised as good pico entries.

Slash, my school books have hot hardcore sex with me all the night. :):P Because I am so obsessed with school that I am suprisingly not feeling the pain of being single. But for someone who claimed to have the fastest pace at NG, No.2 is a failure. :P Plus, I know that even a robot will get tired one day. My ultimate goal is to get at least 100000 total b/p points, even 200000. Will you be patient enough? ;)

At 4/30/06 12:19 AM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: Slash, my school books have hot hardcore sex with me all the night. :):P Because I am so obsessed with school that I am suprisingly not feeling the pain of being single. But for someone who claimed to have the fastest pace at NG, No.2 is a failure. :P Plus, I know that even a robot will get tired one day. My ultimate goal is to get at least 100000 total b/p points, even 200000. Will you be patient enough? ;)

lol, even if I get half the points I pull, a lot of people will still consider me to be the B/P madman because of me almost always pulling 100+ ever since I became active on the BBS...
As for my goals...all I want is number one for a short period of time...hopefully by then I'll have me a consistent woman and will be able to retire without regrets...

At 4/30/06 12:24 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

As for my goals...all I want is number one for a short period of time...hopefully by then I'll have me a consistent woman and will be able to retire without regrets...

youve definitely built a legacy for yourself already slash. your freakish b/p numbers have probably left an impression on many people already. as for your goals, isnt that kinda pushing it? to have a life in newgrounds and the outside world is like crazy talk.

just kidding. i have an awesome life. but high school sucks >:(

At 4/29/06 11:46 PM, ThePunisher52 wrote: 1st Lieutenant Punisher will no longer be seen in the Barracks due to unknown circumstances during an undercover Recon mission. Unfortunately no one will ever know the details leading to the 1st Lieutenant's disappearance/death because the Department of Defense and The Pentagon keeping them top secret/Level 5 classification. What is known is that he will be replaced by Captain Punisher until further notice.

*Salute*

Again, congrats on your promotion. Sheesh, it seems everytime I post here a week, someone has become a captian, general, etc... Well, you guys always keep that passion here anyways. I'll post to you guys later when I reach Corporal.

/salute

At 4/30/06 12:06 AM, Dream_of_Duke wrote:

Stop jecking off

Haha

Jecking.

At 4/30/06 12:19 AM, Dream_of_Duke wrote:

Slash, my school books have hot hardcore sex with me all the night. :):P

lmao.

At 4/30/06 12:24 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

As for my goals...all I want is number one for a short period of time...hopefully by then I'll have me a consistent woman and will be able to retire without regrets...

You better hope Denvish slows down soon, his growing kids will probibly effect his pace in the near future but as long as MPA and ramagi don't wake up the #1 will be on shaky ground. =)

My ultimate goal is to be in the Top 100 for experience , reviews , responses , B/P , blams , saves , voting power, posts and be on teh Gfox's pentalist.

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Pico Day has been boring so far, I hope it picks up in the morning... terrible, terrible day in RL.

Yes im currently interested in joining The Elite Guards, sirs! i Am Not new to newgrounds and am familiar with the rules and conduct. sirs! i am tough and i will give respect b4 i even think of wanting it sirs!

Elite Guard Colonel =).

Almost got myself an 8.00 voting power as well, the rank up boosted me to 7.98.

Next up - Leaf badges.

Today I think I did pretty good, I woke up a lot earlier than normal which helped me a lot. I am going to start waking up earlier on week days as well to fit some points in before school...

At 4/30/06 12:55 AM, spikesgoldeneye wrote: Yes im currently interested in joining The Elite Guards, sirs! i Am Not new to newgrounds and am familiar with the rules and conduct. sirs! i am tough and i will give respect b4 i even think of wanting it sirs!

sorry, but you need 1500 b/p points (elite guard private status) before you can join up in this crew. hence the name, elite guard barracks. at 300 points you can go join the ngpd until you graduate and reach private. until then, good luck with your b/ping endeavors and maybe well see you back soon.

Good evening, soldiers!

Yeah, it's been a while. I've been lurking about (no mention of me, so I didn't really respond), and I will pretty much be AWOL until next Thursday. I have a 10-page paper on Sun Tzu's The Art of War due on Tuesday (ugh), a 15-page paper on Apple Computers due Thursday, and a final on Thursday, so I'll be nice and busy. Once I hit that, though, most of the smoke will be cleared (only one final the Thursday after), so it'll be smooth sailing 'till then.

In the meantime, congratulations to everyone that ranked up over the past few days, and a belated happy birthday to Ghost_Phantom.

Oh yeah:

At 4/30/06 12:24 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: As for my goals...all I want is number one for a short period of time...hopefully by then I'll have me a consistent woman and will be able to retire without regrets...

You do realize that these goals are contradictory, right? I don't see you doing both at the same time. I'd see you getting a girl AFTER you wean your NG time, but not before.

When I tell my fiance I rank-up, a fun conversation usually occurs. To my best recollection, here was the latest conversation I had with her about this when I ranked up to Brigadier General. I provided translations from Girlspeak to English in Italics for you single guys:

Me: Hey, guess what?
Her: What, babes?
Me: I made it to Brigadier General!
Her: ...Cooliebeans! (I don't give a shit, but I'd rather say "cooliebeans" rather than say "I don't give a shit.")
Me: ...Isn't that interesting?
Her: ...Sure, babes. (Didn't I already tell you I didn't give a shit?)
*short pause*
Her: So, how many more ranks do you have to go before the top one? (How much longer will this shit go on?)
Me: I have four ranks before Supreme Commander.
Her: That means you're almost done, right? (...and I won't have to deal with fucking Newgrounds anymore?)
Me: Well, sorta. The ranks get harder and harder after you go further.
Her: Well, how many points do you have now, and how many is the top rank? (I'd like to know around when to plan the celebration.)
Me: Well, I just made around 19,500 points, and you need 30,000 for Supreme Commander.
Her: So, you're almost 2/3 done, right? (That means the celebration isn't TOO far away, right?)
Me: Yeah.
Her: Didn't you say you were almost 2/3 done before? (Could this GO any fucking slower?)
Me: Yeah, but it takes a long time, even at 100 points a day?
Her: Well, when do you think you'll be done? (I'd like to inform the caterer.)
Me: According to my current schedule, assuming 100 points a day, August 3rd.
Her: And then you'll be done, right? (I'd better be able to detonate your computer after that date.)
Me: Well, I'll probably still B/P after that, but I'd be done going through the ranks...
Her: ...Oh. (That's what you think...)

I doubt my high rank makes her lust for me...

Today is Pico day and for the moment it's rocking! Almost all the current submission are protect-worthy!

At 4/29/06 11:39 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote:

At 4/29/06 02:40 PM, The_Tower_Reversed wrote: hey what happened to Little Washu? I haven't seen her in.... 30 years! (O.O)

Well...I saw her yesterday. Sure she is not as active as she used to be, but she still shows up at least every other day. Maybe you should just come to the Barracks a bit more often. ;)

sorry for not posting in a while but I have been doing my NG job in the abuse review thread I get so busy that I forget to post here sometimes. Plus I have to deal with abusive idoits in the abuse thread as well. so if I don't post here it doesn't mean I am inactive it 9/10 means I am flagging up a storm

At 4/30/06 01:53 AM, EagleRock wrote: When I tell my fiance I rank-up, a fun conversation usually occurs. To my best recollection, here was the latest conversation I had with her about this when I ranked up to Brigadier General. I provided translations from Girlspeak to English in Italics for you single guys:

Very funny, but I think you need more points with her than in NG... I'm sure she will sell your computer the second you're not looking. Or kick the hell out of Tom Fulp.

Daily report:
Blams: 80
Saves: 39
Total B/P: 112 B/P! Excellent! Let's see how well I do today!
Posts: 35
Reviews: 30. Yeah, I know, that's a fucking lot of reviews made yesterday.

At 4/30/06 12:54 AM, Major_punk wrote: Pico Day has been boring so far, I hope it picks up in the morning... terrible, terrible day in RL.

Yeah, not very good activity at the moment. =( I thought there'd be a good 30 - 50 UJ entries when I got on NG today at once, but I was wrong.

At 4/30/06 12:58 AM, harryjarry wrote: Elite Guard Colonel =).

Congrats! One more rank until the leaf badges! =)

Almost got myself an 8.00 voting power as well, the rank up boosted me to 7.98.

Even better!

At 4/30/06 04:41 AM, FlashSpark wrote: 2 hours into Pico Day, so many submissions. I've done about 50 so far. Plenty more to come in the next 24 hours and according to Tom Fulp it might be carried on to the first of May as well.

Really, 2 days?

Oh and my long overdue promotion to Private First Class. Whoppde Do.

Congrats!

At 4/29/06 05:34 AM, mr_trivia wrote: 4/29/06 Report - As of 0520 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #487 unchanged from yesterday
Blams: 3540 +4 from yesterday
Saves: 2045 +1 from yesterday
Next Rank: 415 points until Master Sergeant

4/30/06 Report - As of 0535 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #488 -1 from yesterday
Blams: 3545 +5 from yesterday
Saves: 2047 +2 from yesterday
Next Rank: 408 points until Master Sergeant

Happy Pico Day all.

Unfortunately for me, I missed a few of my plans for today. I didn't get my rank up in time, nor 2k posts or 100 reviews. oh well.

And I'm busy all day, so I miss most of Pico day, unfortunately. ="(

At 4/30/06 02:41 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:

At 4/30/06 01:53 AM, EagleRock wrote: When I tell my fiance I rank-up, a fun conversation usually occurs. To my best recollection, here was the latest conversation I had with her about this when I ranked up to Brigadier General. I provided translations from Girlspeak to English in Italics for you single guys:

Very funny, but I think you need more points with her than in NG... I'm sure she will sell your computer the second you're not looking. Or kick the hell out of Tom Fulp.

Nah. Sure, she's not a big fan of Newgrounds, but that's not exactly an issue between us. It's more of a joke between us than an argument, anyway.

At 4/30/06 09:28 AM, EagleRock wrote: Nah. Sure, she's not a big fan of Newgrounds, but that's not exactly an issue between us. It's more of a joke between us than an argument, anyway.

OMG SRY DOUBLEPOST!!!111

Actually, now that I think of it, she won't ever DARE to touch my computer, laptop, or server. One, she's scared shitless of Linux, and two, you forgot the Golden Rule of IT:

"NEVER bite the hand that fixes your computer whenever you're an idiot and break it."