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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-29 15:49:09


At 4/29/06 03:46 PM, BonusStage wrote: Oh fuck Agent_Smith_ and has load of faggotry is here, fuck.

Excuse me but...What the fuck are you talking about?


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-29 15:50:37



http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /777777

http://metaldart.webs.com/ My freewebs website. Check it out dog.

My old NG profile ID: 1321019

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-29 15:51:46


At 4/29/06 03:46 PM, BonusStage wrote: Oh fuck Agent_Smith_ and has load of faggotry is here, fuck.

............. I........... disagree?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-29 15:51:54


At 4/29/06 03:50 PM, MetalDart wrote: What do we do with a picture spammer?

Wait for a mod to have a field day with that one... They smell them miles away.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-29 16:06:23


At 4/29/06 03:50 PM, MetalDart wrote: What do we do with a picture spammer?

We kick his emo ass because he likes Greenday.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-29 16:52:21


JackofBladesX, reporting for duty. I've served my portal since my sign-up date. I am part of the Safety Patrol. I may be nowhere near Elite, but i aint no damned civilian!!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-29 16:58:43


At 4/29/06 04:52 PM, JackofBladesX wrote: JackofBladesX, reporting for duty. I've served my portal since my sign-up date. I am part of the Safety Patrol. I may be nowhere near Elite, but i aint no damned civilian!!

146 points down, 1,354 to go before you're eligible

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-29 17:00:58


At 4/29/06 04:52 PM, JackofBladesX wrote: JackofBladesX, reporting for duty. I've served my portal since my sign-up date. I am part of the Safety Patrol. I may be nowhere near Elite, but i aint no damned civilian!!

1).Do you want to join the Barracks? Well read on

a).The initial requirement the barracks has put is 1500 B/P points, meaning Elite Guard Privates and above my request to join, you may post in the thread looking for some help or general conversation of the topic. To see ranks look here

b). one of the officers must accept you to recognized by the barracks organization, meaning that regular members, though they have an opinion to state cannot accept or deny prospects.

2). I have less than 1500 points, am I getting screwed over?

Not just yet. For those who have under 1500 points but above 200 are more than welcomed to stay and train in the N.G Police Headquarters. Once you finish your training there you may report to join our staff.

3). I have less than 200 points, now what?

Tough.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-29 17:01:04


At 4/29/06 04:52 PM, JackofBladesX wrote: JackofBladesX, reporting for duty. I've served my portal since my sign-up date. I am part of the Safety Patrol. I may be nowhere near Elite, but i aint no damned civilian!!

as much as i like to welcome new members to the barracks, your b/p numbers are a little thin for this crew. you need to be a rank for elite guard private (1500 b/p minimum) to join. when you hit 300 points though head over to the ngpd and sign up. when you make elite guard status you can join here. good luck.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-29 17:04:03


At 4/29/06 05:00 PM, MetalDart wrote: 1).Do you want to join the Barracks? Well read on

Copy rights bitch. my lawyer is gonna fuck you...


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-29 17:06:26


At 4/29/06 05:04 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 4/29/06 05:00 PM, MetalDart wrote: 1).Do you want to join the Barracks? Well read on
Copy rights bitch. my lawyer is gonna fuck you...

Sorry. I just posted that because those were the rules there. :(
Are we supposed different rules each time?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-29 17:11:14


At 4/29/06 05:06 PM, MetalDart wrote: Sorry. I just posted that because those were the rules there. :(
Are we supposed different rules each time?

Just post the link to the FAQ...

BTW, it is copy-righted. as of now.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-29 17:13:46


At 4/29/06 05:11 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: BTW, it is copy-righted. as of now.

Okay, sorry for not posting the link, I'll know from now on. Still, I wish you a happy birthday! :D


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-29 17:20:59


At 4/29/06 05:13 PM, MetalDart wrote: Okay, sorry for not posting the link, I'll know from now on. Still, I wish you a happy birthday! :D

Actually, the stake gave me the runs, long story, good overall....


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-29 18:18:27


At 4/29/06 03:46 PM, BonusStage wrote: Oh fuck Agent_Smith_ and has load of faggotry is here, fuck.

What? I didn't do anything against you. I guess I must of set you off without even knowing it. Sorry if I have caused you any problems, but I don't see any problems that I may have done.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-29 18:21:02


At 4/29/06 03:50 PM, MetalDart wrote: What do we do with a picture spammer?

I got a mod onto him, no need to worry

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-29 19:24:56


My fellow officers.... there is a submission called "crack that whip." Please flag this porngraphy.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-29 19:27:01


At 4/29/06 07:24 PM, Agent_Smith_ wrote: My fellow officers.... there is a submission called "crack that whip." Please flag this porngraphy.

I did.....

my eyes... (O.O)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-29 20:43:44


Officers.... I have another malicious flash reported at the portal.
This flash is titled "Oh Lord."
I warn you to not open this at all, and please flag this immediately.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-29 20:49:16


At 4/29/06 08:43 PM, Agent_Smith_ wrote: Officers.... I have another malicious flash reported at the portal.
This flash is titled "Oh Lord."
I warn you to not open this at all, and please flag this immediately.

It's been deleted already.. that stupid flash made my taskbar fill up and I had to restart the fucking computer.....

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-29 20:51:50


i got the chance to flag that right before it messed me up too. another submission has been sent in by the name of Oh Lord 2 but i didnt watch it long enough to see if the same thing would happen. does anyone know it that should be whistled as well?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-29 20:52:19


At 4/29/06 08:51 PM, world_famous wrote: i got the chance to flag that right before it messed me up too. another submission has been sent in by the name of Oh Lord 2 but i didnt watch it long enough to see if the same thing would happen. does anyone know it that should be whistled as well?

YES! do it now, quick.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-29 20:54:15


At 4/29/06 08:52 PM, Agent_Smith_ wrote:
YES! do it now, quick.

damn. refreshed the computer too late. thanks for the heads up but i missed the second one. o well. i appreciate the effort. at least i got one.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-29 20:57:12


I missed both of them.. they didn't load fast enough....

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-29 20:59:03


Guess I should consider myself lucky. All I got was a white screen and a bunch of noise. Firefox caught whatever it was.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-29 21:01:39


At 4/29/06 08:59 PM, ThePunisher52 wrote: Guess I should consider myself lucky. All I got was a white screen and a bunch of noise. Firefox caught whatever it was.

lucky man. msn got anal raped by whatever it was in that flash. at first i thought it was just a bunch of noise but i realized pretty quick it was gonna screw up the computer so i got in a late flag.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-29 21:05:31


shit... I passed my 1337 post without realizing it.... dammit, now I have to wait until my 10,000 post landmark.....

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-29 21:12:01


At 4/29/06 09:05 PM, The_Tower_Reversed wrote: shit... I passed my 1337 post without realizing it.... dammit, now I have to wait until my 10,000 post landmark.....

just post in the level up thread and someone can edit it for you to keep a screenshot of. or you can do it yourself if you know how. im only coming up on that hellish 666 post now. well that and 1st Lt. on another note, i whistled the most recent submission as being hateful (just a picture that says die jews or something. my cousins are jewish so not cool). im pretty sure it should get flagged.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-29 21:37:42


sorry for the double post, but hopefully i will be forgiven, as i have dire news:

2nd Lieutenant world_famous was killed earlier today while parachuting from a C-130 while leading an assault on the tribes of New Guinea. He missed the intended pillow factory and landed in a pepsi bottling plant. he will be replace by 1st Lieutenant world_famous starting now.

yayy!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-29 22:13:24


At 4/29/06 09:37 PM, world_famous wrote:

He missed the intended pillow factory and landed in a pepsi bottling plant.

That is not all to be happy about. You landed in a "number two" factory as well. I got this pic from your profile.

Lol I said number two. (as in poop)

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