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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-30 12:02:58


At 4/30/06 10:12 AM, EagleRock wrote:
At 4/30/06 09:28 AM, EagleRock wrote:
OMG SRY DOUBLEPOST!!!111
Actually, now that I think of it, she won't ever DARE to touch my computer, laptop, or server. One, she's scared shitless of Linux, and two, you forgot the Golden Rule of IT:

"NEVER bite the hand that fixes your computer whenever you're an idiot and break it."

Haha.. NG is kinda secret for me.. lol when I get on the computer, no one knows where I'm going ----->.>------<.<-----

congrats to Peregrinus for his level up :).. I'm jealous of teh gloveness....
also congrats to FlashSpark on his rank up.. I see your handling the 500 point interval pretty well, soldier.. Most of the people within the NGPD work very slowly, but you're the only one I think besides Hot_and_Charming (who currently doesn't exist...) who has made it here with decent pace...

*salute*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-30 12:39:18


crux (yea im gonna keep callin you that cause its easier and im lazy) your so close to the top 500 b/pers. just two spots left to go. hurry up and get some good points in on this glorious (what?) pico day.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-30 12:41:22


A few posts I forgot to look after...

At 4/30/06 01:53 AM, EagleRock wrote: Good evening, soldiers!

Good afternoon!

Yeah, it's been a while. I've been lurking about (no mention of me, so I didn't really respond), and I will pretty much be AWOL until next Thursday.

NG > school any day...(not)

I have a 10-page paper on Sun Tzu's The Art of War due on Tuesday (ugh),

Sounds fun

a 15-page paper on Apple Computers due Thursday,

15 pages? I'd be done after typing the words "I don't like them very much"...

and a final on Thursday, so I'll be nice and busy.

Good luck

Once I hit that, though, most of the smoke will be cleared (only one final the Thursday after),

Smoke is bad for the health

so it'll be smooth sailing 'till then.

This is the elite guard, not some pansy navy!

In the meantime, congratulations to everyone that ranked up over the past few days, and a belated happy birthday to Ghost_Phantom.

Seconded

Oh yeah:
I doubt my high rank makes her lust for me...

She's just very skilled at hiding it.

Which reminds me, when are you due to get married?

At 4/30/06 12:02 PM, The_Tower_Reversed wrote: Haha.. NG is kinda secret for me.. lol when I get on the computer, no one knows where I'm going ----->.>------<.<-----

pr0n

congrats to Peregrinus for his level up :).. I'm jealous of teh gloveness....

Thanks! If you had deposited more, you would have achieved it before me.

*salute*

*salute*salute*salute*....


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-30 12:43:58


At 4/30/06 12:39 PM, world_famous wrote: crux (yea im gonna keep callin you that cause its easier and im lazy) your so close to the top 500 b/pers. just two spots left to go. hurry up and get some good points in on this glorious (what?) pico day.

yes.. I was hoping to jump from 517 to somewhere around 500 or 499 yesterday, but I didn't stay up late enough.. 120 points wasn't enough.. (sigh)...

But I'm doing phenomenal today! almost 30 points in an hour and a half! so yeah I think I'll jump into the top 500 by the end of today :)...

nah, I don't mind "crux" being used as a nickname.. I like the name and may one day revert to it again, but I feel that I gotta keep this name for now...

Happy Pico Day! :D

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-30 13:04:13


At 4/30/06 02:26 AM, -Casualty- wrote: Today is Pico day and for the moment it's rocking! Almost all the current submission are protect-worthy!

Almost. Later in the day I guarantee the lock legion or clock crew will surely try to demorilize the value of Pico with one of their movies but that will not bother me because I have my promotion and thats all that matters at the moments and the welfare of the barracks. I wish everyone good luck on this a day and a reminder to add to your favs resident Pico! Tom and mind chambers have done their best work with that one and I hope it gets the awards it deserevs ( Tom could probabaly hand them all to himself), nicely done.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-30 13:05:52


At 4/30/06 12:41 PM, Peregrinus wrote:
congrats to Peregrinus for his level up :).. I'm jealous of teh gloveness....
Thanks! If you had deposited more, you would have achieved it before me.

*salute*
*salute*salute*salute*....

yeah, if I had ended up being active from 11/9/05 to sometime around mid January, I definitely would have had it... but no, I had to NOT do it... :(

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-30 13:07:16


WHISTLE ALERT!!!
http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/310319

Don't let the all audiences rating fool you! Two guys where a cartoon guy is giving a blowjob saying "I AM WATCHING PICO PORN!" Whistle.


http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /777777

http://metaldart.webs.com/ My freewebs website. Check it out dog.

My old NG profile ID: 1321019

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-30 13:14:57


I've been seeing some topics about a surprise. Does anyone here know what it is or is just some users spreading rumors?


My name is pepeatumi... But you already knew that!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-30 13:25:57


At 4/30/06 01:14 PM, pepeatumi wrote: I've been seeing some topics about a surprise. Does anyone here know what it is or is just some users spreading rumors?

Tom mentioned in a news post that Pico day would entail some "redesign" of some sort. He mentioned the guy who did the NG logo as being a part of the secret.

picogrounds.com?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-30 14:38:49


At 4/30/06 01:25 PM, Peregrinus wrote: Tom mentioned in a news post that Pico day would entail some "redesign" of some sort. He mentioned the guy who did the NG logo as being a part of the secret.

picogrounds.com?

possibility? sounds like people are getting a little too excited. like on april fools day when he pretended everyone was an admin and nobody noticed. ok some people did but it wasnt obvious at first. maybe it will be better this time.

i hope that everyone's pico day is going well. ive been having a pretty good day even though i woke up late and missed several really good submissions. but i did manage to get another milestone in 4000 saves. good luck to everyone.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-30 16:08:04


http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/310379 it is that jacking off flash again

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-30 16:34:16


At 4/30/06 04:08 PM, Littlewashu wrote: http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/310379 it is that jacking off flash again

Looks like the person or persons is spaming it again. Remember if the file size is 247.3 Kb then it is most likely that crap.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-30 17:28:03


At 4/30/06 04:34 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote:
At 4/30/06 04:08 PM, Littlewashu wrote: http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/310379 it is that jacking off flash again
Looks like the person or persons is spaming it again. Remember if the file size is 247.3 Kb then it is most likely that crap.

was just submitted and flagged again. thanks for reminding me of the file size. got the whistle while avoiding having to see it.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-30 17:28:27


I finally caught it and got to report it.


S&Box, the game Facepunch Studio have been working on.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-30 18:40:12


113 so far today XD! (counting the ones past 12:00 last night also..)

I feel good today >:)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-30 18:41:58



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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-30 18:50:13


I have 159 so far! O_O
Today is indeed quite awesome. Even if I did miss my 13000th blam milestone. :-P


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-30 19:01:11


I have 101 so far I should have more but the power left in my house for about 3 hours but its still a good day.


My name is pepeatumi... But you already knew that!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-30 19:07:44


For the past week, I've just been dropping into NG to fiven the top 5 of all time and deposit. I'm the Beetle Bailey of the Barracks. :(

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-30 19:18:01


A splendid day it is as I have passed the 100 barrier and whent 103 and continues. What a wonderful day this has been and stil is.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-30 19:20:12


Seems like everyone is doing great ^-^.

I know it is a good day when i have sen every single flash in the "50 most recent".

I have been doing awesome, i have gotten over 100, and the day is yet to be over =).

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-30 19:40:50


Attention everyone. Since my last end of day report, I have gathered 170 B/P flashes, 10 reviews AND a response from Afro_Ninja! I have gotten some posts and a cool Pico Day sig. This is a great day for me. If I break 200, wow.
HAPPY MOTHERF*CKING PICO DAY!!!! :D


http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /777777

http://metaldart.webs.com/ My freewebs website. Check it out dog.

My old NG profile ID: 1321019

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-30 20:00:58


At 4/30/06 06:50 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: I have 159 so far! O_O
Today is indeed quite awesome. Even if I did miss my 13000th blam milestone. :-P

Right now I'm sitting at 225. Not bad for almost losing the computer entirely. =)

bestest day evar!!!

As of 7:56pm NG time.

157 entries blammed
101 entries saved
? entries under admin review.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-30 20:11:48


Ugh, sorry for the double post.

At 4/30/06 04:08 PM, Littlewashu wrote:
http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/310379 it is that jacking off flash again

I saw it and it was already put under admin review before you posted that link. heh.

At 4/30/06 08:00 PM, Major_punk wrote:
Right now I'm sitting at 225.

Whoops really bad typo. It's supposed to be only 125. (still good though)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-30 20:38:44


man, this day is awesome.. I passed Mr.Trivia XD.. Grizzleys next on mah hit list >:)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-30 20:56:13


Officers... I have another whistle advisory for you. The submission is called Plague of the Living Dead, and the one on the portal right now is a double submission. Check the graveyard if you don't believe me.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-30 21:02:16


Don't bother to whistle resubmits. Let it get blammed and the author will get banned, 30 days I think it is. Athought that doesn't that never stops anyone. They just use alts to get around it. But the point is: Do not whistle resubmissions.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-30 21:04:37


At 4/30/06 09:02 PM, ThePunisher52 wrote: Don't bother to whistle resubmits. Let it get blammed and the author will get banned, 30 days I think it is. Athought that doesn't that never stops anyone. They just use alts to get around it. But the point is: Do not whistle resubmissions.

Well for me it's different, sometimes it works, but it just gets annoying how some people don't pay attention to details like that. Okay, enough of ranting, better news: just saw Metal Gear Awesome, and laughed my head off.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-30 21:07:32


At 4/30/06 09:04 PM, Agent_Smith_ wrote: Well for me it's different, sometimes it works, but it just gets annoying how some people don't pay attention to details like that. Okay, enough of ranting, better news: just saw Metal Gear Awesome, and laughed my head off.

Well for MGA, frigging finally! How could you have missed that?! It was hilarious and it is my favorite animation overall. As for the resubmissions, I just blam it. Why whistle it? It'll just get repetitive and he will get banned. Plus, I get blam points. And if it passes, you can email Wade, I think, for trying to get mass vote. SOmething along those lines.


http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /777777

http://metaldart.webs.com/ My freewebs website. Check it out dog.

My old NG profile ID: 1321019

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-30 21:12:11


Official Barracks policy is no whistling resubmits, just for the record.

So...anyone wanna guess which Pico flash will win first place in the contest? I'm not sure I can pick a single clear winner, myself...I thought the Newgrounds Museum one was pretty good, myself.


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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