timmysjp reporting for duty-
Blams: 3367
Saves: 1849
Elite Guard Sergeant First Class

Happy to join the war against horrible movies.

At 4/25/06 11:00 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote:
Well I guess it's 84.597 points a day. If you want to see your average B/P go here I'm not sure if you have been there but it's helpful.

That is a truely sick average. Nice work. The NG Log is amazing. I have never seen that. i have reviewed a great deal of Denvish's things, but have never come across that. I cannot believe everything it is able to keep track of. That makes it a great deal easier to keep track of everything. It is really intresting to see where everyone is at with the click of a mouse. Sorry to but into the conversation, I just wanted to thank you for posting that.

At 4/25/06 11:14 PM, timmysjp wrote: timmysjp reporting for duty-
Blams: 3367
Saves: 1849
Elite Guard Sergeant First Class

Happy to join the war against horrible movies.

Hello there, SFC! Welcome to the Barracks! First up, read the Barracks FAQ at our forums, and, if you don't have any questions, sign up and make a thread in the Recruitment Center requesting to join. Chief Barracks Officer EagleRock will register you as soon as he notices it.

And on another note, while it is a duty for the EGB to vote your mind on a movie, we are not for or against any group. We have members of various groups among us, and a look at my profile's flash list will show the diversity we have, lol. We are, however, against flashes that break rules, such as stolen flashes and fileswaps, so be vigilant!

Anyhow, welcome aboard, and good hunting! :salute:

---Barracks Recruitment Officer Colonel Firestorm

At 4/25/06 11:16 PM, Turkeybean wrote:

That is a truely sick average. Nice work. The NG Log is amazing. I have never seen that. i have reviewed a great deal of Denvish's things, but have never come across that. I cannot believe everything it is able to keep track of. That makes it a great deal easier to keep track of everything. It is really intresting to see where everyone is at with the click of a mouse. Sorry to but into the conversation, I just wanted to thank you for posting that.

Actually I belief -Casualty- made it I think Denvish just hosts it! I don't mind if you join the conversation I was hoping that someone would that's why I provided a link.

At 4/25/06 11:35 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote:
Actually I belief -Casualty- made it I think Denvish just hosts it! I don't mind if you join the conversation I was hoping that someone would that's why I provided a link.

Your absoulutly right. I guess that would explain why i had not come across it. He was involved in the testing, but creation rights do go to -Causualty-. I wonder if this is somthing that will ever be officially intergrated into Newgrounds. Instead of being an off site log having open and known access to Newgrounds users. Granted I would probably lose a lot of ranks if it was open, but it would be intresting to be able to have more of an accurate count. As of right now only 207 users are registered with NG Log. Very small census, but very fun. It is great comparing everyhting. There are people ranked higher in some areas than I realized they were. Couple people ahead of others and so forth.

Day's end report:

109 points. Pfft. It was a slow day.
Ugh, I know I said I'd go 100% this week...20 hour B/P runs and all...but I keep getting distracted by these damn...creatures with breasts. They talk to me and all of a sudden, I find myself more interested in them than Newgrounds! What's wrong with me? :'(

lol

So I guess I'll go 100% next week, lol.
Back to the horrible portal...good hunting, everyone! :salute:

Daily Report For 4/25/06

Start: 7,877 Blams/4,024 Saves
End: 7,962 Blams/4,056 Saves
Total: 85 Blams/32 Saves

Next Rank: 482 Until Captain

Good Hunting, Everyone.

*Salute*

At 4/26/06 12:05 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Ugh, I know I said I'd go 100% this week...20 hour B/P runs and all...but I keep getting distracted by these damn...creatures with breasts. They talk to me and all of a sudden, I find myself more interested in them than Newgrounds! What's wrong with me? :'(

You are finally growing up, soon you will be interested in a whole new portal. but worry not, once you marry one they will all seem like a pain in the ass and not worth the agony you would go through for...tits.

End of Day:
51 b/p points. I have officially been promoted to Elite Guard Sergeant Major! Talk about having a good day.

At 4/26/06 01:51 AM, space_cowboy101 wrote: End of Day:
51 b/p points. I have officially been promoted to Elite Guard Sergeant Major! Talk about having a good day.

Congratulations! One of the coolest lookin badges, lol. Keep up the good work! :salute:

I don't know if any of you saw it but a "flash" was submitted and when opened up a voice would scream "HEY EVERYONE I'M WATCHING GAY PORN" with a slid show of what else gay porn also something was freezing up my Internet provider so I was not able to flag it in time. The reason I'm posting this is because people who submit this crap most likely submit it multiple times so watch out it's file size was less then 2 Kb.

Well I'm going to sleep.

At 4/26/06 01:51 AM, space_cowboy101 wrote: End of Day:
51 b/p points. I have officially been promoted to Elite Guard Sergeant Major! Talk about having a good day.

Congratulations Sergeant Major! I would have to say that does count for a good day. Keep it up, you are well on your way.

At 4/26/06 01:51 AM, space_cowboy101 wrote: End of Day:
51 b/p points. I have officially been promoted to Elite Guard Sergeant Major! Talk about having a good day.

Congrats on your new rank one of the cooler looking ones.

Where getting close to the 300 page mark!

At 4/26/06 01:56 AM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: Gay antics

I saw that one just a little while back. It crashed my browser the first time through so i did not have the unholy pleasure of watching it. When I loaded it the second time it was a birage of a big, fat guys but flashing around. The strange thing about it, is that the movie window itself moved around the screen. It is the first time I have seen a movie window do that. It moved very quickly and was just plain wrong. I did not have the chance to flag it, unfourtanatly. I am sure you are right in the fact that it will be resubmitted. It is rare that things of that nature only come into the portal once.

At 4/26/06 01:56 AM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: I don't know if any of you saw it but a "flash" was submitted and when opened up a voice would scream "HEY EVERYONE I'M WATCHING GAY PORN"

Froze my Firefox, whistled it seconds later.

At 4/25/06 05:40 AM, mr_trivia wrote: 4/25/06 Report - As of 0530 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #490 +3 from yesterday
Blams: 3529 +6 from yesterday
Saves: 2029 +3 from yesterday
Next Rank: 442 points until Master Sergeant

4/26/06 Report - As of 0520 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #489 +1 from yesterday
Blams: 3533 +4 from yesterday
Saves: 2034 +5 from yesterday
Next Rank: 433 points until Master Sergeant

At 4/25/06 11:35 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote:

Actually I belief -Casualty- made it I think Denvish just hosts it! I don't mind if you join the conversation I was hoping that someone would that's why I provided a link.

Yep I made it indeed. Denvish was kind enough to accept hosting it.

At 4/25/06 11:53 PM, Turkeybean wrote:

Your absoulutly right. I guess that would explain why i had not come across it. He was involved in the testing, but creation rights do go to -Causualty-. I wonder if this is somthing that will ever be officially intergrated into Newgrounds.

I hope it will

Instead of being an off site log having open and known access to Newgrounds users. Granted I would probably lose a lot of ranks if it was open, but it would be intresting to be able to have more of an accurate count. As of right now only 207 users are registered with NG Log. Very small census, but very fun. It is great comparing everyhting. There are people ranked higher in some areas than I realized they were. Couple people ahead of others and so forth.

Right you are. I could automatically log every user on NG, but that would slow down NG and just fucking kill it, and we don't want that, do we?

At 4/25/06 11:14 PM, timmysjp wrote: timmysjp reporting for duty-

Welcome aboard, Sergeant 1st class. *salutes*

Happy to join the war against horrible movies.

Don't view it solely as a war against shite flash. There are dispcable people out there who try to blam movies on the cusp of protection, which deserve it. These felons also try to mass protect flash like Barney Bunch abominations, which we abhore

Daily report:
Blams: 26
Saves: 11
Total B/P: 37
Posts: 13

And I should get 7777 saves soon! :)

At 4/25/06 06:00 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: Well My account is only 8 months old so cut me some slack.

My alt is almost a year old and has more EXP than you! :D But you'll soon overtake my alt with EXP since I won't be depositing with it as much now.

Who will be the winner (biggest loser)

ME

Yay! :)

At 4/26/06 01:56 AM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: I don't know if any of you saw it but a "flash" was submitted and when opened up a voice would scream "HEY EVERYONE I'M WATCHING GAY PORN"...

I've heard of something like that before. Lucky I wasn't on at the time!

At 4/26/06 10:43 AM, Bahamut- wrote: Yay! :)

Nay! I shall win and become the biggest loser...Wait, that didn't come out right. But for now I'm 25 points ahead.

I believe thhis is stolen:

http://www.newground..m/portal/view/309548

This is the original one

http://www.newground..m/portal/view/203314

At 4/26/06 12:04 PM, pepeatumi wrote: I believe this is stolen:
http://www.newground..m/portal/view/309548
This is the original one
http://www.newground..m/portal/view/203314

Well spotted. I had given it a protect, but upon checking, it is indeed stolen. Duly whistled.

At 4/26/06 12:04 PM, pepeatumi wrote: I believe thhis is stolen:

This movie has received enough bad publicity for it to be temporarily removed from the Portal Population, pending the outcome of an Administrative investigation.

I got the killing blow, yay!

Ugh, today is slow as fuck so far. I got up at 8:30 my time, but pfft, I could have slept in three more hours and not have missed much...but seeing as it's storming where I am (yay), I won't be going outside, soooo may as well keep an eye on the portal...

Well as of now Joker has earned a spot in my books for being my second B/P oppenent ever since I took down RemRulzz. And this battle could go on for quite some time... Too bad next week I'll be away from my usual computer and might miss a few extra submissions... very annoying being away from my loved home pc...

unsuitable alert

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/309580

goatse is in this one

At 4/26/06 03:43 PM, Littlewashu wrote: unsuitable alert

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/309580

goatse is in this one

I was just about to post that...Well I flagged it.

At 4/26/06 03:43 PM, Littlewashu wrote: unsuitable alert

Yep. I was the last one to flag that.

At 4/25/06 11:14 PM, timmysjp wrote: timmysjp reporting for duty-

Welcome to the Barracks.

At 4/26/06 07:49 AM, -Casualty- wrote:

Right you are. I could automatically log every user on NG, but that would slow down NG and just fucking kill it, and we don't want that, do we?

I don't quite understand how you would do that since I know squat about coding and all. But I'm sure there wouldn't be any noticeable difference if you logged everyone in the top 500 in all those stats. Anyway I think it would be much appreciated by hundreds of users.

Why you thinking of adding more features to it soon? =)

At 4/26/06 10:43 AM, Bahamut- wrote:

And I should get 7777 saves soon! :)

Your two away right now, congrats on the lucky sevens. Heh you seem to be fascinated with the number seven, nice.

At 4/26/06 01:41 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:

since I took down RemRulzz.

And now hes my problem, well not really a problem. He'll help keep me sharp and speed up some of my short-term b/ping goals.

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OH FUCK only 4 more days until Pico Day!

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OH FUCK almost page 300!

1st post reserved for Phantom. *nods*

At 4/26/06 04:14 PM, Major_punk wrote: ------------------

OH FUCK only 4 more days until Pico Day!

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Is pico day going to be like Star day with a couple hundred easy saves?

At 4/26/06 04:28 PM, milinko959 wrote:

At 4/26/06 04:14 PM, Major_punk wrote: ------------------

OH FUCK only 4 more days until Pico Day!

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Is pico day going to be like Star day with a couple hundred easy saves?

I hope so I want my protect to catch up with my blams and clock day alone won't help me do that