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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-26 16:35:07


At 4/26/06 04:14 PM, Major_punk wrote: OH FUCK almost page 300!
1st post reserved for Phantom. *nods*

For sure... I'll get a post ready once we hit 299. hi hi... and good luck with RR, he is good but he doesn't even know he is on a list...


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-26 17:22:14


At 4/26/06 03:43 PM, Littlewashu wrote: unsuitable alert

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/309580

goatse is in this one

When I saw that I strangely didn't feel disgusted or anything, I had no emotion, I just thought "k" and I blammed and whistled it.

Maybe I've become immune to goatse?

At 4/26/06 04:28 PM, milinko959 wrote:
Is pico day going to be like Star day with a couple hundred easy saves?

I'd assume so, but theres always gonna be dozens of people who decide to make a last minute, 25kb Pico flash just to be a part of it. So watch out for them.

More submissions the better.

At 4/26/06 04:35 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
For sure... I'll get a post ready once we hit 299.

Perfect.

I wonder if Wylo/NaughtyKitty made a new scary picture for us?

hi hi... and good luck with RR, he is good but he doesn't even know he is on a list...

Maybe I should email him about it, no harm in doing that and he'd probibly be interested in that list. I'm surprised he can stay so motivated without it though...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-26 17:23:05


At 4/26/06 04:28 PM, milinko959 wrote: Is pico day going to be like Star day with a couple hundred easy saves?

My guess would be no, but I could be wrong >_>.

As star day a lot of crews mass voted and all and seeing that there isnt some "Pico" crew or anything the lame submissions will die.

Unless tons of people submit good stuff, I am sure there will be a lot more good stuff then there is on a normal day though =P.

There will probably be a lot of blams as well...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-26 17:26:12


At 4/26/06 05:22 PM, Major_punk wrote: Perfect.
I wonder if Wylo/NaughtyKitty made a new scary picture for us?

I'm sure he is, he is always watching. And my post is ready for 300...

Maybe I should email him about it, no harm in doing that and he'd probibly be interested in that list. I'm surprised he can stay so motivated without it though...

Tried that...nothing, poor guy, doesn't even know about the list, he just B/Pes...


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-26 17:26:51


At 4/26/06 05:22 PM, Major_punk wrote:
At 4/26/06 03:43 PM, Littlewashu wrote: unsuitable alert

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/309580

goatse is in this one
When I saw that I strangely didn't feel disgusted or anything, I had no emotion, I just thought "k" and I blammed and whistled it.

Maybe I've become immune to goatse?

same here I just flagged it and moved on maybe I will send it to slash I bet he will get a kick out of it

"I bet he will"

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-26 17:45:06


At 4/26/06 05:22 PM, Major_punk wrote:
goatse is in this one
When I saw that I strangely didn't feel disgusted or anything, I had no emotion, I just thought "k" and I blammed and whistled it.

Maybe I've become immune to goatse?

Immune? Probably not, you've just gotten used to it its been submitted so many times and one sees it so much that it just isn't as disturbing as it once was.


My name is pepeatumi... But you already knew that!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-26 21:48:07


well i would like to say congrats to warhammer_40k for the badge upgrade, also i upgraded to elite guard seargent major.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-26 21:53:23


Wow. 3 new Sergeant Majors today. Congratulations to you Irish, Warhammer, and space_cowboy.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-27 00:17:19


At 4/26/06 09:48 PM, Irish-Pimp wrote: well i would like to say congrats to warhammer_40k for the badge upgrade, also i upgraded to elite guard seargent major.

Congrats on your new rank and your updated sig looks good.

Green is my favorite color!
At 4/26/06 05:26 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
I'm sure he is, he is always watching. And my post is ready for 300...

That's if we get to 300 pages come on people start posting.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-27 00:19:09


Daily Report For 4/25/06

Start: 7,962 Blams/4,056 Saves
End: 8,047 Blams/4,083 Saves
Total: 85 Blams/27 Saves (112 Total)

Next Rank: 370 Until Captain

Congratulations To:
space_cowboy101 for making Sergeant Major
Irish-Pimp for making Sergeant Major
Warhammer_40K for making Sergeant Major

Welcome To:
Sergeant 1st Class timmysjp

Another pretty stagnant day, portal wise. Surprised I got as many as I did. Hopefully things will speed up today.

Good Hunting, Everyone.

*Salute*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-27 00:24:08


Day's end report:

122 points...pfft. The portal needs to hurry the hell up. I was having star pace early in the week, thanks to Glock Revival Day and Star Day, but now...I dunno, the portal needs to kick it into high gear.
Also, I'm already bored of Colonel and want Brigadier General because I am impatient, lol...well, almost halfway there...lol...

:salute:


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-27 00:41:48


At 4/26/06 05:22 PM, Major_punk wrote:
When I saw that I strangely didn't feel disgusted or anything, I had no emotion, I just thought "k" and I blammed and whistled it.

Maybe I've become immune to goatse?

Immune is probably the right word. There has been so much of it in the portal lately it is hard to really be disgusted by. If you have seen one you have seen them all. Watch, Blam, Whistle and then just move on. That is really the best way to go. The more people dwell on the fact that is was there the worse it can get.


At 4/26/06 05:26 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
I'm sure he is, he is always watching. And my post is ready for 300...

Great. It will be intresting to see what you have come up with for the top of 300. It is scary to know we are almost there already though. If feels as though we just passed 200. Time really flies in here. Being able to say we have 299 pages of quality is somthing not very many clubs can say. So another plus for us.


Maybe I should email him about it, no harm in doing that and he'd probibly be interested in that list. I'm surprised he can stay so motivated without it though...
Tried that...nothing, poor guy, doesn't even know about the list, he just B/Pes...

I cannot beleive that he can stay motivated after all this time. That is true dedication. I thought that list would be a god send to somone like that. People are picking up on it faster and faster though. About 15 people signed up after I did last night. It is moving along quite well. My places are dropping more and more now, but it is great to have that much more reason to get out and work.


At 4/26/06 09:48 PM, Irish-Pimp wrote: well i would like to say congrats to warhammer_40k for the badge upgrade, also i upgraded to elite guard seargent major.

Congratulations to the both of you. I have always known warhammer to be very dedicated to his work and take pride. he has certainly earned the promotion. You Irish-Pimp have moved extremly quick. I know you of course have been around for quite some time, but you have really flown through the ranks. Nice work. Glad you like your sig btw. It should carry you through Seargent Major well. Good luck on your next promotion.

I wish the best of luck to everyone. i know with today being so slow it is difficult to want to be in the portal, but there are points to be made. I sadly had a slow day myself. I thought I had picked up more than I did. When you sit in the portal all day it always seems like you cannot gain enough. Only 51 points before I get out of my private ranks. That will be quite exciting. I hope to make seargent by the time I level up to 10. It would be a nice combination of de-noobing advances.

*Salutes


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-27 01:25:00


bigbeggarboy (10:11:39 PM): I just want to let you know, that i am going to do everything to make sure that i get the first post on page 300 in the Elite Gurad barracks
Phantom NG mafia (10:11:51 PM): why?...
bigbeggarboy (10:12:16 PM): lol, because i fell like getting it...im not sure why
Phantom NG mafia (10:12:45 PM): You do know I got the first on page 100 and 200, how fast is your post button?...
bigbeggarboy (10:12:58 PM): oh its on buddy

Oh, its mine!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-27 01:31:10


At 4/27/06 01:25 AM, -Speedy- wrote: Oh, its mine!

You'll be asleep by then LA boy. And you don't even have a technique... miserable.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-27 01:34:11


At 4/27/06 01:31 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 4/27/06 01:25 AM, -Speedy- wrote: Oh, its mine!
You'll be asleep by then LA boy. And you don't even have a technique... miserable.

Not if i keep this posting going....


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-27 01:35:34


At 4/27/06 01:25 AM, -Speedy- wrote:
Oh, its mine!

You do realize what phantom will do to you if you steal his place on page 300 don't you? You are either very brave, or just very dumb. It has ben good having you as my capo speedy. You will surely be missed. I will make sure to create a forum in your honour.

It is going to be very, very messy around here. I have now set up a safe bunker far outside the boundries of the BBS and actually Newgrounds in general. If anyone would like to join me in said bunker all I require is a half-rack of beer and a bag of chips so we may all survive. Leave all requests here and I will be sure to give you access. To those of you not willing to join me, I wish you the best of luck.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-27 01:38:25


Turk!
Im not talking to you utill you make me my sig that i requested abazillion years ago..


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-27 01:42:31


At 4/27/06 01:38 AM, -Speedy- wrote: Turk!
Im not talking to you utill you make me my sig that i requested abazillion years ago..

If you can tell me how many turkeys were innoclently slaughtered in the last bazillion years, I will make you one right now. Can you tell me that? I thought not. So how about you just tell me what you want instead. That should be a great deal easier to figure out eh? Besides, by telling me what you just did, you have already talked to me, lol. Good going there. So yeah, tell me what you want and i'll see what I can do for you.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-27 01:45:16


At 4/27/06 01:35 AM, Turkeybean wrote: You do realize what phantom will do to you if you steal his place on page 300 don't you? You are either very brave, or just very dumb. It has ben good having you as my capo speedy. You will surely be missed. I will make sure to create a forum in your honour.

Ha ha...good one, but I'll beat him even if he stays awake, I have a system. good joke though Turk. Remind me not to piss you off if I even need a sig.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-27 01:46:08


At 4/27/06 01:42 AM, Turkeybean wrote:
If you can tell me how many turkeys were innoclently slaughtered in the last bazillion years, I will make you one right now. Can you tell me that?

Yes, yes i can. 1,000,000,000,000,000,0000,000,337,328,724 and a half

I thought not. So how about you just tell me what you want instead. That should be a great deal easier to figure out eh? Besides, by telling me what you just did, you have already talked to me, lol. Good going there. So yeah, tell me what you want and i'll see what I can do for you.

I was hoping that i could get a sig similar to the one you made with those pigs and the grenade launcher...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-27 02:03:47


Hahaha this funny who will win the first post in the 300 page will it be Ghost_Phantom or -Speedy-...or some random noob.

Random noob
Hey guys I'm super leet I have 5 B/P points and 40 exp. Can I join?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-27 02:18:09


At 4/27/06 02:03 AM, JoKeR_ADT wrote:
Random noob
Hey guys I'm super leet I have 5 B/P points and 40 exp. Can I join?

Lol, that would be pretty funny...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-27 02:25:50


Its going kinda slow...lets speed things up a bit...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-27 02:27:02


Remeber Speedy, I have over-rated access to your account, play fair.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-27 02:27:35


Hey Turk!
If you could drop the sig off in the mafia that would be great!
Thanks...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-27 02:29:16


At 4/27/06 02:27 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Remeber Speedy, I have over-rated access to your account, play fair.

Ya, i know...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-27 02:33:43


You know when to draw... Keep in mind our little talk... a real stand-off.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-27 02:34:10


28 posts...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-27 02:34:50


now that's just spam...pathetic. kind of.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-27 02:38:32


Well, looks like post 30...