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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-24 21:23:38


At 4/24/06 08:28 PM, FretBuzzard wrote: Well, at least you found the up side of not having a girlfriend. And if you messed your knee up bad enough, they won't be able to draft you when it finally comes to that.

Lucky me, my country doesnt have the draft. And the knee isnt bad, but just makes walking an annoyance.

At 4/24/06 08:32 PM, FlashSpark wrote: Oh bugger sorry I just gave you something to look forward to.

Thanks for ruining my day >:( It was going fine until you showed up

kidding, sarcasm. I just try to not think too hard on how things can be worse

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-24 23:49:54


At 4/24/06 08:44 PM, cheesebizkit wrote: line up for chow bitches

The only reason a mod isn't biting you as we speak is because you didm't get a warning, now here it is, another post by you here of that nature and I'll get some one who ignores the 30 day limit for a ban, you know those could be renewed right? An endless ban, I'm sure you don't want that.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-25 00:11:02


Day's end report:

128 points...eh, not much compared to the past few days, but ain't bad! ^_^

Well, the portal is pretty slow...so I'll just multitask and play video games, watch the portal, and maybe even talk to a girl, omg! lol, good hunting, everyone. :salute:


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was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-25 00:11:58


Daily Report For 4/24/06

Start: 7,807 Blams/3,973 Saves
End: 7,877 Blams/4,024 Saves
End: 70 Blams/51 Saves (121 Total)

Next Rank: 599 Until Captain

Good Hunting, Everyone.

*Salute*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-25 00:17:05


At 4/25/06 12:11 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Day's end report:

128 points...eh, not much compared to the past few days, but ain't bad! ^_^

Not a bad day at all. I took a massive hit on the last update so i will have a lot of work ahead of me. I never can seem to make 100 for the day. You are one lucky fella.


Well, the portal is pretty slow...so I'll just multitask and play video games, watch the portal, and maybe even talk to a girl, omg! lol, good hunting, everyone. :salute:

The portal just died off here a little while ago. It seemed steady there for a while and then just nothing. This is about time for it to slow down anyway though, so i don't expect to see it pick up. Talk to a girl eh? Don't let little washu get geleous or anything. Have fun sir.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-25 00:25:44


At 4/24/06 08:15 PM, FretBuzzard wrote:
At 4/24/06 06:28 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: ...system owns me...
LOL Was this a fruedian typo, or was that on purpose?

Anyone who found the entry funny is sick. It was a dude comitting suicide with another one jizzing on his collapse. Sick! It is a shame that such a sick and immature flash passed the judgement. Feel sorry for those who lost the blam point.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-25 00:30:15


Oh, the frogger game passed the judgement too, I hate losing whistle points when I am right. Anyone emailing Wade?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-25 01:10:30


At 4/25/06 12:30 AM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: Oh, the frogger game passed the judgement too, I hate losing whistle points when I am right. Anyone emailing Wade?

I didn't flag it because no one supported a link to the real one and I don't think anyone e-mailed wade.

Only 15 more days until I become a level 11. I can't wait because I hate the boxing glove.

Hey Ghost_Phantom I'm getting close to passing you up.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-25 03:07:12


At 4/25/06 01:10 AM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: Only 15 more days until I become a level 11. I can't wait because I hate the boxing glove.

good riddence (my alt is higher leveled than you for now :0) heh

you'll level up a couple days before me. goodbye to the boxing glove for me as well :D

well i forgot to log my b/p before i went to bed last night as i was up doing a project, and was pretty tired :/

so i don't know how many points i have gotten today, but in order to stay active, i will post something :D

points left until finally reaching elite guard supreme commander:
1,684

getting closer, i can almost taste it. mmm. delicious.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-25 05:19:32


At 4/25/06 01:10 AM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: Hey Ghost_Phantom I'm getting close to passing you up.

Indeed :-( Only 14 points before you do pass me but for today I keep the spot, and know this, now that the gap is closer than ever I'm gonna play hardball, no longer with this kiddy things such as sleep and...school. I will B/P for as much as I can non-stop, and if the power goes out again, I'm gonna beat the fuck out of the mayor.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-25 05:40:38


At 4/24/06 05:59 AM, mr_trivia wrote: 4/24/06 Report - As of 0520 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #493 +1 from yesterday
Blams: 3523 +12 from yesterday
Saves: 2026 +3 from yesterday
Next Rank: 451 points until Master Sergeant

4/25/06 Report - As of 0530 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #490 +3 from yesterday
Blams: 3529 +6 from yesterday
Saves: 2029 +3 from yesterday
Next Rank: 442 points until Master Sergeant


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Head Scientist of NG Mafia

& proud member of Anime Club

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-25 08:20:25


At 4/25/06 03:07 AM, BlueHippo wrote: getting closer, i can almost taste it. mmm. delicious.

Plenty of relish there. How many days left? It can't be that many.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-25 10:55:33


At 4/25/06 12:30 AM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: Oh, the frogger game passed the judgement too, I hate losing whistle points when I am right. Anyone emailing Wade?

If you flag something and it passes judgement you don't lose whistle points the flag are just cleared you only lose whistle points if it got marked for review, the NG staff checked it out and sent it back into the portal for not breaking NG rules.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-25 11:06:38


Daily report:
Blams: 42
Saves: 20. I SHOULD GET 7777 SAVES TODAY! :D
Total B/P: 62. Very good for a school day.
Posts: 13 (actually 21).
Reviews: 0

And I have 28k B/P around now! :) Around one month until EGSC!

At 4/24/06 06:28 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: Hey, did you guys see that "Teletubby fun land" passed the judgement with a score of 0.95 after 268 votes?

Maybe it was a portal glitch. It's happened before, unfortunately.

*** JUST A TEST ***
At 4/25/06 03:07 AM, BlueHippo wrote: points left until finally reaching elite guard supreme commander:
1,684

I need around 2000 B/P now! :D

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-25 12:50:22


At 4/25/06 11:06 AM, Bahamut- wrote: *** JUST A TEST ***
Like for quotes?

Any way I'm glad that I'm still ahead of Joker, even though he is really close... as of now his average is higher but I'm hanging in there.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-25 15:35:18


For those who like Cyanide and Happiness, your lives now have meaning.

Just thought you should share what my current immersion in the general forums have turned up...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-25 15:53:14


At 4/25/06 03:35 PM, Peregrinus wrote: For those who like Cyanide and Happiness, your lives now have meaning.

Hilarious, it’s like a shoe that says don’t wear or a floor that isn’t meant to be walked on. Very nice indeed.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-25 17:53:28


At 4/25/06 03:53 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 4/25/06 03:35 PM, Peregrinus wrote: For those who like Cyanide and Happiness, your lives now have meaning.
Hilarious, it’s like a shoe that says don’t wear or a floor that isn’t meant to be walked on. Very nice indeed.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-25 18:00:31


At 4/25/06 03:07 AM, BlueHippo wrote:
At 4/25/06 01:10 AM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: Only 15 more days until I become a level 11. I can't wait because I hate the boxing glove.
good riddence (my alt is higher leveled than you for now :0) heh

Well My account is only 8 months old so cut me some slack.

At 4/25/06 05:19 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 4/25/06 01:10 AM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: Hey Ghost_Phantom I'm getting close to passing you up.
Indeed :-( Only 14 points before you do pass me but for today I keep the spot, and know this, now that the gap is closer than ever I'm gonna play hardball, no longer with this kiddy things such as sleep and...school. I will B/P for as much as I can non-stop, and if the power goes out again, I'm gonna beat the fuck out of the mayor.

I went to sleep after posting that so now you got 31 points over me.
Who will be the winner (biggest loser)

ME

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-25 18:15:59


At 4/25/06 06:00 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: Who will be the winner (biggest loser)
ME

O RLY?

I'll have you know that you go to sleep in times I'm fully active and from now on, surprise! I don't sleep. You won't win without a good battle first.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-25 18:17:34


Okay, here it is. My first flash.
I made this in two days, no experience whatsoever. I would like comments and hope you enjoy. My 30 day trial ends tomorrow, and I've been playing around for a long time. Hope you enjoy.


http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /777777

http://metaldart.webs.com/ My freewebs website. Check it out dog.

My old NG profile ID: 1321019

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-25 18:20:58


At 4/25/06 06:17 PM, MetalDart wrote: Okay, here it is. My first flash.
I made this in two days, no experience whatsoever. I would like comments and hope you enjoy. My 30 day trial ends tomorrow, and I've been playing around for a long time. Hope you enjoy.

I've seen worse, on NG I'd give it a 1. I'm not encouraging hacking programs but it might come in handy soon ;-)


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I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-25 18:41:37


At 4/25/06 06:20 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 4/25/06 06:17 PM, MetalDart wrote: Okay, here it is. My first flash.
I've seen worse, on NG I'd give it a 1. I'm not encouraging hacking programs but it might come in handy soon ;-)

I have to agree with phantom, I have seen a great deal worse. You did at least give a movie a try instead of making a dress-up game or somthing of similar disgust. You may have a chance with flash. At the least you should probably pick up another 30 day trial and see what you can do. Good luck.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-25 18:47:45


At 4/25/06 06:41 PM, Turkeybean wrote:
At 4/25/06 06:20 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
good comments

I know I can make a lot better, but I had to do this pretty fast. Thanks for the comments!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-25 20:10:47


Reporting for duty Brigadier general
i just signed up and i think i have some potential
i have experience at other sites
i understand chains of command
i am a beginner but i can go far here
please cosider sir!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-25 20:16:47


At 4/25/06 08:10 PM, on-the-3rd-planet wrote: Reporting for duty Brigadier general
i just signed up and i think i have some potential
i have experience at other sites
i understand chains of command
i am a beginner but i can go far here
please cosider sir!

Read this (link)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-25 20:18:43


you guys im almost to next badge look at my profile


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-25 21:33:20


At 4/25/06 01:10 AM, JoKeR_ADT wrote:
At 4/25/06 12:30 AM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: Oh, the frogger game passed the judgement too, I hate losing whistle points when I am right. Anyone emailing Wade?
I didn't flag it because no one supported a link to the real one and I don't think anyone e-mailed wade.

Only 15 more days until I become a level 11. I can't wait because I hate the boxing glove.

Hey Ghost_Phantom I'm getting close to passing you up.

I gotta ask you Joker whats your average B/P because you soared in 8 months then what I could do in that alloted time. Only curious because that must be twice as much as slash's or somewhere around that area but damn did you ever level up so quickly.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-25 22:52:41


At 4/25/06 11:06 AM, Bahamut- wrote: Daily report:
Blams: 42
Saves: 20. I SHOULD GET 7777 SAVES TODAY! :D
Total B/P: 62. Very good for a school day.
Posts: 13 (actually 21).
Reviews: 0

And I have 28k B/P around now! :) Around one month until EGSC!

At 4/24/06 06:28 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: Hey, did you guys see that "Teletubby fun land" passed the judgement with a score of 0.95 after 268 votes?
Maybe it was a portal glitch. It's happened before, unfortunately.

Maybe it is because a member of the NG staff thought the movie was good enough to pass and decided to save it manually I read one in the BBS that wade did that in the pass because people were mass voting a flash so it would get blammed

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-25 23:00:46


At 4/25/06 09:33 PM, Warhammer_40K wrote:
I gotta ask you Joker whats your average B/P because you soared in 8 months then what I could do in that alloted time. Only curious because that must be twice as much as slash's or somewhere around that area but damn did you ever level up so quickly.

Well I guess it's 84.597 points a day. If you want to see your average B/P go here I'm not sure if you have been there but it's helpful.