At 12/15/05 05:27 PM, EagleBellRock wrote: *salutes* :-)

Oh, now other people decided to join in the fun and salute. XD Oh well.

*salutes*

At 12/15/05 11:24 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: I have become an Elite Guard Corporal, sirs!

Great work, sir. With that pace, it could take you around 55 days to get to Elite Guard Praporshchik, which is crazy.

At 12/16/05 05:41 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Sir! As of right now I'm 13 points away from Praporshchik. God that is annoying... but it least I'm close. *Salutes till arms are sore*

And you're Praporshchik now. Good work, sir.

At 12/16/05 10:56 AM, Coop83 wrote: Thank you *salutes yet again*

You crazy people!

The Barney Bunch have struck:

http://www.newground..m/portal/view/283947

It appears to be a solo attack. I believe that no change in Defcon level is neccessary, sir!

Is Major_Punk planning a list? Because I would like to know if any decent progress is visible... I'll be moving on to Second lieutenant in less than 20 days I believe... Gotta strive for the best. I like to think of ranks in old Greek mythic style (swords and horses and things…) and I draw quite well designs of each level... But I have no scanner so I can't show you... Also even if I had Photoshop I don't draw on it as well as I would normally...

DEFCON Update:

Note that the recent Barney Bunch sumbit has not changed the DEFCON Level, as the current level is meant to reflect the occasional attack. We shall stay at DEFCON 3 until further notice. Thanks for your ears, soldiers!

At 12/16/05 11:37 AM, Bahamut7 wrote: Oh, now other people decided to join in the fun and salute. XD Oh well.

Okay, I'll stop, sir. Sorry.

*salutes*

*salutes*

At 12/15/05 11:24 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: I have become an Elite Guard Corporal, sirs!

Great work, sir. With that pace, it could take you around 55 days to get to Elite Guard Praporshchik, which is crazy.

Agreed. I thought I was the only crazy one around here, sir!

At 12/16/05 10:56 AM, Coop83 wrote: Thank you *salutes yet again*

You crazy people!

Yes. Yes we are, sir. :-)

At 12/16/05 11:38 AM, -Mitsubishi- wrote: The Barney Bunch have struck:

http://www.newground..m/portal/view/283947

It appears to be a solo attack. I believe that no change in Defcon level is neccessary, sir!

Not at all, Private. Read my DEFCON Update for details. Thanks for the intel, soldier!

At 12/16/05 11:55 AM, EagleBellRock wrote: DEFCON Update:
Note that the recent Barney Bunch sumbit has not changed the DEFCON Level, as the current level is meant to reflect the occasional attack. We shall stay at DEFCON 3 until further notice. Thanks for your ears, soldiers!

Yes, sir. That's fine. It was only barney flash, but if it gets worse later, then the DEFCON level would change. That flash just before was blammed. Hmm, I havn't seen one getting swapped and instead, more barney flashes uploaded UJ without doing the swap trick.

At 12/16/05 11:37 AM, Bahamut7 wrote:

Okay, I'll stop, sir. Sorry.

Alright, sir. Okay, it was just fun, but I'll try not to continue it incase I mess it up.

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/283971

Barney Bunch submission spotted!

Dammit. The spamming bastards are back, I'm afraid. I hope this is just anothe risolated incident. Unfortunately, it has the unified Barney Bunch Username on there. It could be a signof more movies to come. Remain vigilant soldiers!

http://www.newground..m/portal/view/283971

Has Littlewashu joined this club?

altough he's in the gold badges now

hey ill join but ill probably only come and post here once every 2 months

At 12/16/05 02:25 PM, Stayin_me wrote: hey ill join but ill probably only come and post here once every 2 months

If you want to join Wait for EagleRock to post and reply to you... I'm not sure if requirements were set yet or if they are valid... just wait for him to reply though even I know once ever 2 months won't make much of an asset to us...

At 12/16/05 11:48 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Is Major_Punk planning a list?

Ofcourse I am.
I might do one this weeked, but I wont say for sure becuase I dont want to put pressure on myself since I still need to finish Christmas shopping.
Ill do one during the Christmas Holidays for sure if I dont.

Because I would like to know if any decent progress is visible...

I do it all in one bulk sum.

At 12/16/05 02:59 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:

not sure if requirements were set yet or if they are valid... just wait for him to reply though even I know once ever 2 months won't make much of an asset to us...

Nothing really has been changed that will effect him joining the Elite Guard Barracks.

At 12/16/05 06:58 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: At 12/16/05 06:50 AM, -Mitsubishi- wrote: Its a snow day where I live, so I'll be able to rack up some big points today. I might be a Private First Class by the end of Sunday!

Lucky bastard... Around here the coldest you'll ever see is rain. I have never even seen snow in person... While we might not ride camels in the desert as some think it's not very cold here either...

Let me guess Isreal
*waits for Ghost_Phantom to ask how I knew*

At 12/16/05 12:36 PM, Bahamut7 wrote: Yes, sir. That's fine. It was only barney flash, but if it gets worse later, then the DEFCON level would change. That flash just before was blammed. Hmm, I havn't seen one getting swapped and instead, more barney flashes uploaded UJ without doing the swap trick.

That does bother me, sir. Perhaps the Barney Bunch ran out of IPs to play with...

Either that, or they are trying to do other things besides fileswapping.

At 12/16/05 02:25 PM, Stayin_me wrote: hey ill join but ill probably only come and post here once every 2 months

If you're going to post only every couple of months, I wouldn't recommend becoming a member. Sergeant Major Major_punk, the Barracks Records Officer, is in the habit of removing inactive members. Also, it wouldn't make sense to become a member of something you don't really plan on participating in. However, if you do wish, you are more than welcome to come here and post whenever you can. If you manage to post more regularly, we will gladly make you a member, Corporal!

At 12/16/05 03:12 PM, Major_punk wrote: Let me guess Isreal
*waits for Ghost_Phantom to ask how I knew*

Because I said it once or twice... Or maybe the land is famous for one nature phenomenon you will never see...

At 12/16/05 02:22 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Barney Bunch submission spotted!

Thank you for the update, Corporal. I have been guarding the portal all mourning and I will not let this spam through.

At 12/16/05 02:25 PM, Stayin_me wrote: Has Littlewashu joined this club?

According to major_punk's members list, Littlewashu hasn't joined yet. If he finds this place, he is very much welcome. :)

Salutes! I am back from a three days' BBS ban. Despite the fact that the portal is not so active lately, I still managed to keep my pace at around 50 b/p points per day, sir! It will be my last day at school before leaving for Xmas, and I am planning to take my laptop with me so that I keep the portal clean and safe during the break, sir! End of my report for now, sir!

At 12/16/05 03:57 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: Salutes! I am back from a three days' BBS ban. Despite the fact that the portal is not so active lately, I still managed to keep my pace at around 50 b/p points per day, sir! It will be my last day at school before leaving for Xmas, and I am planning to take my laptop with me so that I keep the portal clean and safe during the break, sir! End of my report for now, sir!

I don't know how this is taken in the Barracks but in the Mafia getting banned is severally frowned upon because it makes mods hate the poster & the clubs he is in ( Mafia almost died because of it). Why were you banned? Was it at least justified?

At 12/16/05 04:02 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: I don't know how this is taken in the Barracks but in the Mafia getting banned is severally frowned upon because it makes mods hate the poster & the clubs he is in ( Mafia almost died because of it). Why were you banned? Was it at least justified?

That is a good question, sir. Was it simply posting in a spam thread, or did you commit a further offense? I don't think it's quite as big of a problem as the NG Mafia might have had, but I think it is important to know so that we don't attract negative attention to the Elite Guard Barracks. Then again, how bad of an offense could it have been for only a three-day ban?

As I'm sure you know, the Barracks have nothing but the best intentions for Newgrounds and her Portal. I'm only asking you about the offense as a precautionary measure, as we do not want to run into trouble like the NG Mafia did.

At 12/16/05 03:28 PM, TITROTU wrote: At 12/16/05 02:25 PM, Stayin_me wrote: Has Littlewashu joined this club?

According to major_punk's members list, Littlewashu hasn't joined yet. If he finds this place, he is very much welcome. :)

you know there is a more recent one on page 9 , but ya still no Littlewashu.

At 12/16/05 04:15 PM, EagleBellRock wrote:

That is a good question, sir. Was it simply posting in a spam thread, or did you commit a further offense? I don't think it's quite as big of a problem as the NG Mafia might have had, but I think it is important to know so that we don't attract negative attention to the Elite Guard Barracks. Then again, how bad of an offense could it have been for only a three-day ban?

As I'm sure you know, the Barracks have nothing but the best intentions for Newgrounds and her Portal. I'm only asking you about the offense as a precautionary measure, as we do not want to run into trouble like the NG Mafia did.

It wasnt anything too bad. I actually remember this happening he just posted after the question was already answered , but on the brightside congrats on 2000th posts I would post a screenie but you already did in the Wi/ht level up lounge.
Nice to know your keeping up your pace. : )

At 12/16/05 04:48 PM, Major_punk wrote: It wasnt anything too bad. I actually remember this happening he just posted after the question was already answered , but on the brightside congrats on 2000th posts I would post a screenie but you already did in the Wi/ht level up lounge.
Nice to know your keeping up your pace. : )

Nothing too harsh then I see... We just had to ban another spammer in the Mafia 5 minutes ago... I had to call every mod online to get it done... In the mafia if you got banned you will have been questioned about the reason and possibly demoted... I have never been banned... yet.

At 12/16/05 04:48 PM, Major_punk wrote: It wasnt anything too bad. I actually remember this happening he just posted after the question was already answered , but on the brightside congrats on 2000th posts I would post a screenie but you already did in the Wi/ht level up lounge.
Nice to know your keeping up your pace. : )

Well, that clears that up. Nothing to worry about, Praporshchik Ghost_Phantom, sir.

At 12/16/05 04:53 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Nothing too harsh then I see... We just had to ban another spammer in the Mafia 5 minutes ago... I had to call every mod online to get it done... In the mafia if you got banned you will have been questioned about the reason and possibly demoted... I have never been banned... yet.

I see the remnants of the confrontation there, Praporschick, sir. If that person was a member of the NG Mafia, I'm scared to think about what happened to him!

Also, I certainly hope you do not get banned, sir. I'd hate for you to lose the Capo position you worked so hard for!

At 12/16/05 02:22 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/283971

Hmm, not seen another Barney flash after that, sir. Things seem fine at the moment. Just a barney flash or two, but nothing else yet.

At 12/16/05 03:57 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: Salutes! I am back from a three days' BBS ban.

Welcome back, sir. Try to be careful and read the threads in the Wi/Ht forum that have a few replies before posting or you'll get another ban. :(

At 12/16/05 04:48 PM, Major_punk wrote: you know there is a more recent one on page 9 , but ya still no Littlewashu.

I was thinking about that update as well, sir. Hmm, I wonder when there'll be a new update.

I've been gathering quite a few B/P points over the last couple of days, since coming off of a 3-Day ban. I'm sorry if I'm bringing negativity to this fine group, however I can assure you my ban was unjustified and I commited no serious offense.

Anyway, Private -Mitsubishi- reporting in. I have attained around 80 B/P points today thus far, sir! That is my second best haul since signing up for Newgrounds (the first being on Clock Day 2005). I have been patroling the portal off and on throughout the day and have seen next to no spaming and/or malicious activity. All is unusually quiet on the Portal front, sir! I am planning a minor infiltration of the Barney Bunch BBS to see if they are planning anything. It is unlike them to only have 2 minor attacks on a Friday. I'll report back with any news. Private -Mitsubishi- over and out!

At 12/16/05 05:13 PM, EagleBellRock wrote: Also, I certainly hope you do not get banned, sir. I'd hate for you to lose the Capo position you worked so hard for!

I keep off the general section... never know what happens there... I'm here on my C&C and made almost all my posts here.

It seems our worst enemy is the Barney Bunch.

yesterday, I've spotted 3 movies, and 2 were blammed. I believe.

At 12/16/05 04:48 PM, Major_punk wrote: you know there is a more recent one on page 9?

I know, I just linked to page 6 because the members list was the first post. :)

At 12/16/05 07:24 PM, -Rule- wrote: It seems our worst enemy is the Barney Bunch.

yesterday, I've spotted 3 movies, and 2 were blammed. I believe.

Yes but that's almost a good thing, it keeps us unified and gives us propose.

sir perrmisstion to join severd been in the portale about a month now and already a safety patroller

At 12/16/05 08:59 PM, xthesnarfx wrote: sir perrmisstion to join severd been in the portale about a month now and already a safety patroller

Sorry man, you got to be an elite gaurd to join. Safety patrol doesn't cut it. Heres a list of the ranks.

http://www.newground../lit/badge_list.html

At 12/16/05 06:00 PM, -Mitsubishi- wrote: I've been gathering quite a few B/P points over the last couple of days, since coming off of a 3-Day ban. I'm sorry if I'm bringing negativity to this fine group, however I can assure you my ban was unjustified and I commited no serious offense.

I didnt see anything too harmful in your post history but ofcourse a mod could have just deleted your post. But the closest thing I could see to a bannable offence is telling someone how to get past firewalls

Hell I dont care you were helping someone.

)

* salutes*

Sorry man, you got to be an elite gaurd to join. Safety patrol doesn't cut it. Heres a list of the ranks.

http://www.newground../lit/badge_list.html

this is gana take a while

At 12/16/05 09:54 PM, xthesnarfx wrote: this is gana take a while

you'll be a private in no time. just go to the portal often. it'll be fast, trust me.