At 12/16/05 08:59 PM, xthesnarfx wrote: sir perrmisstion to join severd been in the portale about a month now and already a safety patroller

At 12/16/05 09:29 PM, boloneyman wrote: Sorry man, you got to be an elite gaurd to join. Safety patrol doesn't cut it. Heres a list of the ranks.

At 12/16/05 09:54 PM, xthesnarfx wrote: this is gana take a while

Aww, don't fret soldier! You will be an Elite Guard soon enough. And hey, you can always join the NG Police Headquarters to find people more of your own rank.

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/284048

Another BB flash!!!

Warning! BB attack! Red alert, Elite Guards, let's terminate it!

At 12/16/05 10:03 PM, TITROTU wrote: At 12/16/05 08:59 PM, xthesnarfx wrote: sir perrmisstion to join severd been in the portale about a month now and already a safety patroller

Aww, don't fret soldier! You will be an Elite Guard soon enough. And hey, you can always join the NG Police Headquarters to find people more of your own rank.

He cant join the Police HQ yet either, damnI feel some of that guilt now, I went over to the Police HQ and watched him get rejected there also.

At 12/16/05 10:38 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/284048

Another BB flash!!!

Please sir SlashFirestorm, dont ever just post a link to an under-judgement flash again.

I say this because this is something the Blam Club was known for, When a moderator comes strolling through our Barracks and sees posts such as that they will think weve just recreated the Blam Club which we have not. It specificly says in its final post made by ramagi that any recreations of the Blam Club will be locked.

At 12/16/05 05:44 PM, Bahamut7 wrote:

Hmm, I wonder when there'll be a new update.

Alright, I can take a hint!

Ill start putting together the Names now, and sorting out the actives and the inactives. Although im gonna have to make tough decisions like DonDoli & iscRulz havent posted here in ages. I have no choice, I cant play favourites.

Ill also make a goodbye list so at least if they do come back they will know why their gone and not feel forgotten.
Still No set date . Ill let you know ahead of time so it wont just be all of a sudden.

Also I havent been aware of any former Police HQ members being honourably discharged and transferred over here, has anyone come yet that im not aware yet?

At 12/16/05 10:38 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/284048
Another BB flash!!!

Make that two. But don't worry, I'll deal with them. :)

At 12/16/05 10:54 PM, Major_punk wrote:
Please sir SlashFirestorm, dont ever just post a link to an under-judgement flash again.

I say this because this is something the Blam Club was known for, When a moderator comes strolling through our Barracks and sees posts such as that they will think weve just recreated the Blam Club which we have not. It specificly says in its final post made by ramagi that any recreations of the Blam Club will be locked.

Sorry sir, I will not do so again in the future! I would never intentionally do anything to risk the locking of the Barracks!
The first entry appears to have been whistled, as I do not see it in the graveyard. Hopefully the second will either be whistled as well or blammed in the next few minutes.
Ah, I'm 17 behind my point goal and only have 45 minutes until the next NG day! There are quite a few UJ flashes, though, and even if I don't meet my goal, the weekend is usually chock-full of entries, so it'll be easy to catch up.
I'm headed back to the portal...good hunting, everyone! :salutes:

At 12/16/05 10:54 PM, Major_punk wrote: He cant join the Police HQ yet either, damnI feel some of that guilt now, I went over to the Police HQ and watched him get rejected there also.

Yeah, thats true. We stretched the limit of "police headquarters" to include security guards. Hell, why not include civilians...

No, but really, he should be able to get 92 b/p easily. i passed that rank in a day...it's not hard.

Police Lieutenant Keights
Unit Operations Officer (NG Police)

At 12/16/05 08:27 PM, Turk wrote:

At 12/16/05 07:24 PM, -Rule- wrote: It seems our worst enemy is the Barney Bunch.

yesterday, I've spotted 3 movies, and 2 were blammed. I believe.

Yes but that's almost a good thing, it keeps us unified and gives us propose.

Yes, we keep the portal clean.

At 12/16/05 09:51 PM, Major_punk wrote: I didnt see anything too harmful in your post history but ofcourse a mod could have just deleted your post. But the closest thing I could see to a bannable offence is telling someone how to get past firewalls

Hell I dont care you were helping someone.

)

* salutes*

*Salutes*

Actually, thats not why I was banned. I posted a "Pass" pic in a thread that condemmed them. So I got a ban. And now I'm pissed, sir! :P

I'm headed to bed, but thought I should make a report.
Right now, as I type this, there are 26 under-judgement flashes in the portal! It's actually kind of beautiful...lol...some of them mention that today is apparently "F-day". I'm not quite sure what F-day is, but I'd advise my fellow soldiers to keep an eye out for these!
Anyway, I met my quota for today (getting to 2600 points) and then a bit...hopefully this weekend will let me get significantly ahead of my pace. Just because my goal is 100 a day doesn't mean I wouldn't jump for joy if I got 150...
Random, but I like when there are several flashes under judgement when the NG day changes...you can vote on them a second time and edge them closer to destruction/salvation! Sometimes that's all it takes to get a close point!
I'm headed off to bed...good luck everyone, and good hunting! :salutes:
(and watch out for those horrible...cutting flashes....:shudder: you all know what I mean...that HAS to be a war crime...)

DEFCON Update:

Due to the massive onslaught of flash due to F-Day (Foamy Day), The DEFCON Level has been increased to DEFCON 1 all day. This is based on the fact that an average of 20 flash have been under judgement at any given time between 0000 and 0200 hours. This signifies a high percentage chance of a massive onslaught of flash that will require maximum Elite Guard representation. Get out there as much as you can, soldiers!

Unfortunately, I will have to be AWOL one last time on Saturday, so I will miss a good chunk of this day. I will also be on haitus over the next few days (until Thursday evening) which will hamper my abilities to be in the Barracks. I will make as many attempts as possible to stay my ground here, but if I am away, you know why.

finals week

At 12/16/05 06:01 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: I keep off the general section... never know what happens there... I'm here on my C&C and made almost all my posts here.

Smart move, sir. I was banned thrice on the General forum (all three for posting in a spam thread). In fact, two happened at the same time, because it was when I was first posting on NG and didn't fully understand what a spam thread was. The third was when I took a chance...and chance no more do I take.

At 12/16/05 08:59 PM, xthesnarfx wrote: sir perrmisstion to join severd been in the portale about a month now and already a safety patroller

As I'm sure you've read, there are many people that have turned you away rather harshly from here. Please note that as long as you have a vested interest in the Portal, you are our friend and can post here. I know you have been turned down from the NGPD, but you don't have far to go before you are allowed to join the NGPD. A good, long day of Portal work will get you into the Portal Security, which will allow you clearance there. Good luck, Safety Patroller!

At 12/16/05 10:54 PM, Major_punk wrote: He cant join the Police HQ yet either, damnI feel some of that guilt now, I went over to the Police HQ and watched him get rejected there also.

Spoken like a true leader, Sergeant Major, sir. I know you feel bad, but he can work for another 90 or so B/P. I'm sure he'll get into the Portal Security soon enough!

Please sir SlashFirestorm, dont ever just post a link to an under-judgement flash again.

Fully agreed, sir. This is not a flash voting form, this is the Elite Guard Barracks!

I say this because this is something the Blam Club was known for, When a moderator comes strolling through our Barracks and sees posts such as that they will think weve just recreated the Blam Club which we have not. It specificly says in its final post made by ramagi that any recreations of the Blam Club will be locked.

This is not something I or the other members of the Elite Guard Barracks condone. From now on, posts of under-judgement flash will be ignored and reprimanded. We must treat our Barracks with dignity and do everything we can to protect them from being shut down. Thank you for your insight, sir, and thank you for your cooperation, soldiers!

At 12/16/05 05:44 PM, Bahamut7 wrote:

Hmm, I wonder when there'll be a new update.

Alright, I can take a hint!

:-) Don't worry, sir.

Ill start putting together the Names now, and sorting out the actives and the inactives. Although im gonna have to make tough decisions like DonDoli & iscRulz havent posted here in ages. I have no choice, I cant play favourites.

Ill also make a goodbye list so at least if they do come back they will know why their gone and not feel forgotten.

If you wish, you can keep the goodbye list to yourself for your ease. Instead of posting all of the members that ever existed, just keep it for reference purposes. Make life easy, sir!

Still No set date . Ill let you know ahead of time so it wont just be all of a sudden.

Also I havent been aware of any former Police HQ members being honourably discharged and transferred over here, has anyone come yet that im not aware yet?

I have checked, sir. The last person to come here was Private DaMainman, sir. I think we are all set. I have periodically checked the top of the NGPD HQ's roster, and little action can be seen by the Captains there. I will do my best to inform you of potential dischargees in the future, sir.

At 12/16/05 11:15 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Sorry sir, I will not do so again in the future! I would never intentionally do anything to risk the locking of the Barracks!

Apology accepted, Corporal. My joining in Sergeant Major Major_Punk's concern is simply for the protection of the Barracks, so do not take it personally. You have always been a straight-shooter here, Corporal, so this can be very easily overlooked.

In the meantime, protect that Portal! Hooah!

At 12/16/05 11:16 PM, K-Pingu wrote: Yeah, thats true. We stretched the limit of "police headquarters" to include security guards. Hell, why not include civilians...

Good call, Police Lieutenant. I was surprised that Portal Security was officially allowed at that. I would think that Portal Security would be included almost as recruits, working in Portal Security while obtaining full-fledged officer training. However, that is purely the NGPD's call.

Thanks for the input as always!

*salutes*

At 12/16/05 11:27 PM, -Mitsubishi- wrote: Actually, thats not why I was banned. I posted a "Pass" pic in a thread that condemmed them. So I got a ban. And now I'm pissed, sir! :P

I wouldn't let it get to you, Private. I've been banned before, and frankly, I just let the time go out. I'm not going to bother the mods over a mandatory ban (all my bans were for posting in a spam topic that was deleted). I just let the clock run and and eventually stepped away from those threads entirely. Very rarely do you see me on the General Forum nowadays...

Now, if you will excuse me, fellow soldiers, I must retire to my bunk, as I have testing tomorrow for my training! Hooah!

damn Financial Management final...

Salutes, EagleBellRock! To be honest, I believe that most of the Foamy moives will pass due to the fact that it is Foamy Day. Sir, I really don't want to lose b/p points by blamming moives that will probably pass. So I will vote 2 on those moives. Sir, I appreciate that today is F-Day which means that I will have a big harvest at the end of the day.

At 12/17/05 02:15 AM, EagleBellRock wrote: I have checked, sir. The last person to come here was Private DaMainman, sir. I think we are all set. I have periodically checked the top of the NGPD HQ's roster, and little action can be seen by the Captains there. I will do my best to inform you of potential dischargees in the future, sir.

Yes, this is correct. I've wondered myself whether Police Captains RedGlare and -B4R0N- have moved on. They have not posted in a long while. However, there are several Police Lieutenants who should be promoted to Captain within the next week or so. Among them: Lt _DarK_, Lt CaptinChunnukh, Lt CrimsonRocker, and myself. I will be sure to referr all discharged members to the Barracks, you can be sure of that. All the above mentioned Police Lieutenants are hard working, and have the best of intentions.

Good call, Police Lieutenant. I was surprised that Portal Security was officially allowed at that. I would think that Portal Security would be included almost as recruits, working in Portal Security while obtaining full-fledged officer training. However, that is purely the NGPD's call.

Thanks for the input as always!

Not a problem, SFC EagleRock. If you have been keeping up with your reconnaisance (which you undoubtedly have), you may have noticed that in our membership listing, we differentiate between the Police Corps and the Security Corps. Once a member achieves the rank of Police Officer, they are moved onto the Police members listing.

On a final note, I will be sure to inform my Unit of Foamy Day. We fight at your side!

Thank you for your hospitality!

*Salutes

Police Lieutenant Keights
Unit Operations Officer (NG Police)

At 12/17/05 02:27 AM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: To be honest, I believe that most of the Foamy moives will pass due to the fact that it is Foamy Day. Sir, I really don't want to lose b/p points by blamming moives that will probably pass. So I will vote 2 on those moives.

It's times like this that a soldier must ask himself; what is more important? Eliminating the crap, or getting a protection point? I for one will be voting on these movie fairly. If it is pure crap, (Which most of them seem to be anyway) I will give it a low score. I will remain true to the portal and my duties as an Elite Guard.

You on the other hand, may do as you wish. My power only can't change your mind. Happy voting.

At 12/16/05 07:24 PM, -Rule- wrote: yesterday, I've spotted 3 movies, and 2 were blammed. I believe.

Let me guess, the last one got flagged?

At 12/16/05 09:54 PM, xthesnarfx wrote: this is gana take a while

Private isn't hard to get. Just keep B/P'ing and you'll eventually get it. :)

At 12/16/05 10:54 PM, TITROTU wrote: Make that two. But don't worry, I'll deal with them. :)

I may have not been there at the time, but at least they're getting rightfully blammed.

At 12/17/05 02:15 AM, EagleBellRock wrote: DEFCON Update:

Whoa, a Foamy Day. Alright, I'll try and highly concentrate on the portal then, sir. I should be out for most of the day, but other than that, I should get to see a lot of F-Day flashes depending how many of them are submitted.

Yesterday was a good day for me... Lots of B/P. Well back to the portal...

At 12/17/05 02:15 AM, EagleBellRock wrote: DEFCON Update:

I knew something was up as soon as I checked the portal and noticed 3 BB flashes.

The latest new craze to be hitting the portal (with sucess) is the Matchstick flashes. really quite funny and decent animations.

At 12/17/05 05:54 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Yesterday was a good day for me... Lots of B/P. Well back to the portal...

I got myself a good number of B/P as well. Maybe around 50 - 60, which is good. I was able to stay here for two hours longer since my sister was out last night.

At 12/17/05 06:08 AM, Coop83 wrote: The latest new craze to be hitting the portal (with sucess) is the Matchstick flashes. really quite funny and decent animations.

Yeah, I've noticed those matchstick flashes as well, sir. I've only seen two of them so far, however.

At 12/17/05 06:11 AM, Bahamut7 wrote: Yeah, I've noticed those matchstick flashes as well, sir. I've only seen two of them so far, however.

I protected my third and fourth today. Something to keep an eye on though.

At 12/17/05 06:11 AM, Bahamut7 wrote: I got myself a good number of B/P as well. Maybe around 50 - 60, which is good. I was able to stay here for two hours longer since my sister was out last night.

Really? I think I got about 80 points keeping my average the way it is... today on the other hand is slower but maybe it's just early...

At 12/17/05 06:36 AM, Coop83 wrote: I protected my third and fourth today. Something to keep an eye on though.

Yeah, but I havn't seen any more of those flashes so far, sir.

At 12/17/05 06:55 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Really? I think I got about 80 points keeping my average the way it is... today on the other hand is slower but maybe it's just early...

Well, I wasn't on all night or like that. I was on until around 6PM EST, which is still good since I did get the time to B/P when the portal is more active. :D

At 12/17/05 12:02 PM, EagleBellRock wrote: DEFCON Update:

That's fine, sir. I've seen a couple of F-Day flashes right now. Also, one of the flashes I just saw was pornographic and disgusting.

I regret that I must still be AWOL until around 1500 hours, after which I will attempt to post again. Unfortuately training does not permit much time.

That's fine, sir. Not everyone can be able to be on at all times or most of the time. At 1500 hours, I might not be here since I'll be out having dinner with my family.

Sirs!
*salutes*
Approximately two minutes ago, I acheived the rank of Elite Guard Sergeant. What is more, I got the blam movie with my promotion.
Now, to return to defending the portal!
*salutes again and again and again*

At 12/17/05 12:02 PM, EagleBellRock wrote: It sounds like a good idea, Lieutenant, but I'd rather wait for the opinions of my colleagues and until you are close to become an Elite Guard Private.

How about it, fellow Guards...do we want our own website?

i think that we should sir. it could help out with the chain of command as well as other info.

At 12/17/05 12:09 PM, psykolord wrote: Sirs!
*salutes*
Approximately two minutes ago, I acheived the rank of Elite Guard Sergeant. What is more, I got the blam movie with my promotion.

congrats on your new rank Sergeant.
*salutes*
it seems that that movie was waiting just for you.

I was promoted to Elite Guard Second Lieutenant last night. It only took me about a month too. Don't you love the feeling of a new badge?
*salutes*

At 12/17/05 01:20 PM, boloneyman wrote: I was promoted to Elite Guard Second Lieutenant last night. It only took me about a month too. Don't you love the feeling of a new badge?
*salutes*

Congratulations, sir! I also enjoy a good rank-up...it's nice at the early Elite Guard ranks when you can get one every five days, as well!
I just got onto the portal, and it seems quite active...I personally will vote fairly, even if it means losing a protection point. But some of the submissions are quite good, as well, and deserve protection! I'm headed off to patrol the portal, so good hunting, everyone! :salutes:

At 12/17/05 12:09 PM, psykolord wrote: Approximately two minutes ago, I acheived the rank of Elite Guard Sergeant. What is more, I got the blam movie with my promotion.

That's great, sir! Now, you will have to get 1000 B/P in order to rank up again, but that shouldn't be too bad. *salutes*

At 12/17/05 01:20 PM, boloneyman wrote: I was promoted to Elite Guard Second Lieutenant last night. It only took me about a month too.

Good work, sir. You should reach 10000 B/P by the end of the year. *salutes*

Don't you love the feeling of a new badge?

Of course, sir, but I won't get that nice feel of a new badge for a while. Maybe not until around the end of the year.

At 12/17/05 01:38 PM, Bahamut7 wrote: Don't you love the feeling of a new badge?

yes sir. the feeling of a new badge is one of a kind.

Of course, sir, but I won't get that nice feel of a new badge for a while. Maybe not until around the end of the year.

i won't get a new badge until about 200 or so b/p points. but that's not too bad.

At 12/17/05 01:20 PM, boloneyman wrote: I was promoted to Elite Guard Second Lieutenant last night. It only took me about a month too. Don't you love the feeling of a new badge?

1,500 in a month is pretty good! I rarely have a pace like that. Congrats on your new badge.

At 12/17/05 01:38 PM, Bahamut7 wrote: Of course, sir, but I won't get that nice feel of a new badge for a while. Maybe not until around the end of the year.

I wouldn't call that a long time. I still have another 1,000 to go, so i'll have to wait until january before i rank up.

At 12/17/05 12:09 PM, psykolord wrote: Approximately two minutes ago, I acheived the rank of Elite Guard Sergeant. What is more, I got the blam movie with my promotion.

At 12/17/05 01:20 PM, boloneyman wrote: I was promoted to Elite Guard Second Lieutenant last night. It only took me about a month too. Don't you love the feeling of a new badge?

Congratulations to you both. You must be very proud of yourselves. :)