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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-16 00:02:29


DEFCON Update:

Unfortunately, our anti-fallic friends are back. It seems the famous footage will grace the Portal again tonight, which has increased the DEFCON Level to DEFCON 2. Be wary of these entrants, soldiers! Keep on guard!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-16 00:09:47


At 12/16/05 12:02 AM, EagleBellRock wrote: DEFCON Update:

Unfortunately, our anti-fallic friends are back. It seems the famous footage will grace the Portal again tonight, which has increased the DEFCON Level to DEFCON 2. Be wary of these entrants, soldiers! Keep on guard!

aye sir. i'll keep a sharp eye out in the portal. *salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-16 04:21:15


At 12/15/05 08:33 PM, EagleBellRock wrote:
*salutes*
*salutes*
*salutes*
*salutes* :-)
*salutes*
*salutes*
*salutes*
*salutes*

Oh right, it's a sort of concussion tennis game. I get it

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-16 05:41:00


Sir! As of right now I'm 13 points away from Praporshchik. God that is annoying... but it least I'm close. *Salutes till arms are sore*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-16 06:50:48


At 12/16/05 05:41 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Sir! As of right now I'm 13 points away from Praporshchik. God that is annoying... but it least I'm close. *Salutes till arms are sore*

Well done, sir!

*Salutes*

Its a snow day where I live, so I'll be able to rack up some big points today. I might be a Private First Class by the end of Sunday!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-16 06:55:51


well done ghost_phantom.
i'll be a police captain by january the 24th :)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-16 06:58:17


At 12/16/05 06:50 AM, -Mitsubishi- wrote: Its a snow day where I live, so I'll be able to rack up some big points today. I might be a Private First Class by the end of Sunday!

Lucky bastard... Around here the coldest you'll ever see is rain. I have never even seen snow in person... While we might not ride camels in the desert as some think it's not very cold here either...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-16 07:01:57


At 12/16/05 06:57 AM, marchingtyrants wrote: I'll join in sir! Served in the great patriotic war, and served as military advisor in Cuba, Egypt, North Korea and Vietnam! Reporting for duty sir!

I'm afraid to join you need to be an Elite Guard in rank... But once you reach Security guard you may join and work at the NG police HQ while you will be in the police ranks and then to move to us... I'm afraid that citizens and safety patrollers have no clubs... Work till you get Security guard and one you become an Elite Guard fell free to come back.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-16 07:03:55


At 12/16/05 06:55 AM, the_fallen_one1 wrote: well done ghost_phantom.
i'll be a police captain by january the 24th :)

Good to hear! However, that will still not be enough to join these barracks. However, there is a Police Headquarters on the Clubs & Crews BBS that you are quite qualified for. Check it out!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-16 07:05:41


At 12/16/05 07:03 AM, -Mitsubishi- wrote: Good to hear! However, that will still not be enough to join these barracks. However, there is a Police Headquarters on the Clubs & Crews BBS that you are quite qualified for. Check it out!

Ha ha... he is already a member there -Mitsubishi-... but when addressing people to the HQ it's best to provide a link...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-16 07:59:57


At 12/16/05 05:41 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Sir! As of right now I'm 13 points away from Praporshchik. God that is annoying... but it least I'm close. *Salutes till arms are sore*

Good job comrade, I'm only 80 points away from Elite Guard Second Lieutenant. *salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-16 08:06:05


At 12/16/05 07:59 AM, boloneyman wrote: Good job comrade, I'm only 80 points away from Elite Guard Second Lieutenant. *salutes*

Sir! I don't suppose you are willing to stop B/P for 2 weeks for me to catch up eh? Oh well If you work it could be yours today even... Rank update, 8 points left and 10 submissions under judgment.*Salutes while mumbles about moving slowly through ranks*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-16 08:22:01


It's my lunch hour, so as usual, I hit the portal. I can't believe how busy it is out there. All week, there's only been a couple of flashes, most of which get protected, not all of a sudden, there's loads of blam bait out there.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-16 08:48:03


It's almost like the submissions are coming in waves. Rarely one at the time, more like two or three. Or even four. But that might be beacuse i play cs when the portal seems a bit inactive.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-16 08:53:46


At 12/16/05 08:48 AM, Frostbreath wrote: It's almost like the submissions are coming in waves. Rarely one at the time, more like two or three. Or even four. But that might be beacuse i play cs when the portal seems a bit inactive.

Well whatever it is, it's a lot more active today. Maybe it's got something to do with the snow that I'm hearing about in the Northern States and Canada.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-16 08:54:27


At 12/16/05 08:48 AM, Frostbreath wrote: It's almost like the submissions are coming in waves. Rarely one at the time, more like two or three. Or even four. But that might be beacuse i play cs when the portal seems a bit inactive.

It's not you... with not far from 900 K users that most of them are new to flash they submit flash all over the world at the same time.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-16 08:59:42


At 12/16/05 07:05 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Ha ha... he is already a member there -Mitsubishi-... but when addressing people to the HQ it's best to provide a link...

o-0...then why did he just randomly post here? I'm lost here, sir!

At 12/16/05 08:48 AM, Frostbreath wrote: It's almost like the submissions are coming in waves. Rarely one at the time, more like two or three. Or even four. But that might be beacuse i play cs when the portal seems a bit inactive.

I absolutely agree, sir! At 7:20am there was one wave. Then all was quiet, so I left my post to attend other matters. I came back at 8:30 and BAM! Another shit load of flash coming through! As if outta no where!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-16 09:02:35


At 12/16/05 08:53 AM, Coop83 wrote: Well whatever it is, it's a lot more active today. Maybe it's got something to do with the snow that I'm hearing about in the Northern States and Canada.

I think it's beacuse it's Friday. From Friday to Sunday, the portal gets a lot more active. It doesn't matter what time it is either :)

At 12/16/05 08:54 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: It's not you... with not far from 900 K users that most of them are new to flash they submit flash all over the world at the same time.

Though not even a fifth of our 900k users have flash at all. But i get your point. I bet there will be a lot of submissions after christmas too, beacuse of all the kids with rich parents who buy flash 8 to their kids.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-16 09:03:56


At 12/16/05 08:59 AM, -Mitsubishi- wrote: I absolutely agree, sir! At 7:20am there was one wave. Then all was quiet, so I left my post to attend other matters. I came back at 8:30 and BAM! Another shit load of flash coming through! As if outta no where!

I propose a new measure. Let's all get out there and protect the portal!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-16 09:11:39


At 12/16/05 08:53 AM, Coop83 wrote: Well whatever it is, it's a lot more active today. Maybe it's got something to do with the snow that I'm hearing about in the Northern States and Canada.

I believe it does. I'm outta school 2day because of the snow. I may just make Private First Class sooner rather than later thanks to Mother Nature! This may also influence the amount of crap that comes into the portal. Hell have no wrath like that of a board n00b with Flash MX!!!

At 12/16/05 09:03 AM, Coop83 wrote: I propose a new measure. Let's all get out there and protect the portal!

Agreed. As Sergent First Class EageBellRock would say "Hooah!"


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-16 09:33:35


At 12/16/05 09:11 AM, -Mitsubishi- wrote: Hell have no wrath like that of a bored n00b with Flash MX!!!

Yeah, they can be really hard to stop, but we can do it.

Agreed. As Sergent First Class EageBellRock would say "Hooah!"

*Coop turns into Commando* Hut! Hut!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-16 09:40:38


At 12/16/05 08:59 AM, -Mitsubishi- wrote: o-0...then why did he just randomly post here? I'm lost here, sir!

Barracks and HQ members have no real restriction to post on each others threads...
On a lighter note:
3 months have passed. For 3 months almost every day I found time to be in the portal… and now all that effort has proven. 3 months ago I had just over 100 B/P points. And now… The golden Elite Ranks. Well now on to get Elite Guard Second Lieutenant.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-16 09:48:08


At 12/16/05 09:02 AM, Frostbreath wrote: Though not even a fifth of our 900k users have flash at all. But i get your point. I bet there will be a lot of submissions after christmas too, beacuse of all the kids with rich parents who buy flash 8 to their kids.

While I do not support any illegal conduct it takes no more then 5 minutes to download a trial version and find an unused entry code to use and have the full version without paying a dime... no one will probably buy flash.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-16 09:52:25


Wow. I'm still a lowly Private. It saddens me that I can't attainb B/P points very quickly due to responsiblities at home. However, hell nor high water shall stop me from becoming Private First Class by 11:59 PM Sunday Night! I'm over half way there and still have 13 hours and 10 minutes 2day! I'm already looking past Private. I'm hoping to become a Corporal by years end...

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-16 09:59:58


At 12/16/05 09:52 AM, -Mitsubishi- wrote: Private. I'm hoping to become a Corporal by years end...

A lofty goal, private. Though it is attainable.

I myself am hoping to get to Praporshchik by New Year, but I think it may take me a few weeks after the new year to get there. (read : months)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-16 10:17:56


With luck, I should be hitting the first of the Sergeant ranks by the end of the weekend, and with MAJOR luck, I'll be hitting the next Sergeant rank before my educational duties (school) start back up on January 3rd.

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At 12/16/05 10:17 AM, psykolord wrote: With luck, I should be hitting the first of the Sergeant ranks by the end of the weekend, and with MAJOR luck, I'll be hitting the next Sergeant rank before my educational duties (school) start back up on January 3rd.

Ah, the influx of more flashes and more people protecting the portal, commonly known as Xmas, means a vicious fight for any points out there. I'll be there fighting too :)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-16 10:31:33


At 12/16/05 09:59 AM, Coop83 wrote:
At 12/16/05 09:52 AM, -Mitsubishi- wrote: Private. I'm hoping to become a Corporal by years end...
A lofty goal, private. Though it is attainable.

I myself am hoping to get to Praporshchik by New Year, but I think it may take me a few weeks after the new year to get there. (read : months)

Thanks for the encouragement, sir!

*Salutes*

Although, with many things I have planned coming up I have changed my goal slightly as with these activities, 500 B/P may just be unattainable for me in that time frame. I now hope to become Corporal by January 8th 2006 (The day be4 school starts up again). That may be more likely for me than December 31st...

At 12/16/05 10:17 AM, psykolord wrote: With luck, I should be hitting the first of the Sergeant ranks by the end of the weekend, and with MAJOR luck, I'll be hitting the next Sergeant rank before my educational duties (school) start back up on January 3rd.

I wish you all the best luck in your new endevour, sir!

*salutes*

Now, I'm back to the Portal. Hopefully, things have sped up from a few minutes ago...

*General salute*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-16 10:41:58


DEFCON Update:

Luckily, only two anti-phallic entrants came through last night. Unfortunately, I fell asleep before I could change the DEFCON Level back. Please be advised the DEFCON Level has beed reduced from DEFCON 2 to DEFCON 3 until further notice.

At 12/16/05 05:41 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Sir! As of right now I'm 13 points away from Praporshchik. God that is annoying... but it least I'm close. *Salutes till arms are sore*

Not anymore, sir! Congratulations on your achievements!

*salutes*

At 12/16/05 06:50 AM, -Mitsubishi- wrote: Its a snow day where I live, so I'll be able to rack up some big points today. I might be a Private First Class by the end of Sunday!

Excellent talk, Private! I'll be glad to see that day! Now, get out on that Portal and prove yourself worthy of the rank! Hooah!

At 12/16/05 06:55 AM, the_fallen_one1 wrote: well done ghost_phantom.
i'll be a police captain by january the 24th :)

It looks like you're getting the hang of things, Police Lieutenant. I recommend forumating more efficient stratgies down the road, though. The Elite Guard will require about as much from you after Police Captain as it takes for you to become Police Captain. Afterwards, it gets much steeper. I'm sure you'll work it out in time, though. Good luck, the_fallen_one1!

At 12/16/05 06:57 AM, marchingtyrants wrote: I'll join in sir! Served in the great patriotic war, and served as military advisor in Cuba, Egypt, North Korea and Vietnam! Reporting for duty sir!

I see from my colleages that he has already found his way to the NGPD. Thanks for the great work, soldiers!

At 12/16/05 09:11 AM, -Mitsubishi- wrote: Agreed. As Sergent First Class EageBellRock would say "Hooah!"

Well, you know that is the traditional Army shout, Private... Hooah!

At 12/16/05 09:33 AM, Coop83 wrote: *Coop turns into Commando* Hut! Hut!

Hut Hut!

At 12/16/05 08:59 AM, -Mitsubishi- wrote: o-0...then why did he just randomly post here? I'm lost here, sir!

Maybe he posted here first, then went to the NGPD to find a place to be?

At 12/16/05 09:48 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: While I do not support any illegal conduct it takes no more then 5 minutes to download a trial version and find an unused entry code to use and have the full version without paying a dime... no one will probably buy flash.

I got Flash 8 Professional from my civilian employer for free. Kind of a thank-you for saving their ass. They needed a nice holiday card in no time, and noone knew flash. I had to learn it and do it ASAP. They were very thankful, as you can see, sir. :-)

At 12/16/05 09:52 AM, -Mitsubishi- wrote: Wow. I'm still a lowly Private. It saddens me that I can't attainb B/P points very quickly due to responsiblities at home. However, hell nor high water shall stop me from becoming Private First Class by 11:59 PM Sunday Night! I'm over half way there and still have 13 hours and 10 minutes 2day! I'm already looking past Private. I'm hoping to become a Corporal by years end...

Fear not, Private. You will taste the glory of Corporal soon enough. Just get out on that Portal and PROVE yourself, soldiers! Hooah!

At 12/16/05 10:17 AM, psykolord wrote: With luck, I should be hitting the first of the Sergeant ranks by the end of the weekend, and with MAJOR luck, I'll be hitting the next Sergeant rank before my educational duties (school) start back up on January 3rd.

Scary...

Oh, and before I forget:

At 12/16/05 04:21 AM, Coop83 wrote:
*salutes*
*salutes*
*salutes*
*salutes* :-)
*salutes*
*salutes*
*salutes*
*salutes*
*salutes*

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-16 10:56:26


At 12/16/05 10:41 AM, EagleBellRock wrote:
*salutes*
*salutes*
*salutes*
*salutes* :-)
*salutes*
*salutes*
*salutes*
*salutes*
*salutes*
*salutes*

Thank you *salutes yet again*


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