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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-09 00:15:01


Day's end report:

141 points. I expect to reach Elite Guard Captain in 3-4 days. ^_^
I may slow down a little in the next couple days...I have this tree fort outside that I made several years ago, and I want to fix it up for my little brothers to enjoy, and it'll take a couple hours of maintenance a day to make it return to its former glory, lol. But I also plan to do said repairs early in the morning when everything is slow anyway, so heh.
Back to the portal...good hunting, everyone! :salute:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-09 00:19:53


At 3/9/06 12:09 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 3/9/06 12:05 AM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: I don't mind if people download it but no one gets 500 downloads in one day someone just clicked the download button over and over. I don't mind if you check my audio out.
So you are claiming hat some one very bored kept pressing that button? Well considering this is the internet I'd say it's likely, but that is a good stat though...
BTW: I liked the golden track more than the diamond one. You're doing pretty good.

Yeah my first audio sucks even more that it is diamond I don't who could just sit there and click that button over and over I couldn't even do that and it's my audio and now my seventh audio is over 500 unreal downloads ahhhhhhhh... as long as it doesn't get any more unreal downloads.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-09 00:43:31


DEFCON Update:

I'm going to reduce the DEFCON to DEFCON 4 since we are in off-hours. However, note that the Portal is still showing signs of strength, so you can expect to get some point in before the night is out.

At 3/9/06 12:15 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Day's end report:

141 points. I expect to reach Elite Guard Captain in 3-4 days. ^_^

Congrats! I only hit around 110 myself...I was quite busy.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-09 02:16:28


I was browsing the front page a few minutes ago and noticed a funny flame war going on. some users were using "leave a message" to insult each other: each person insulting the person before them. Quite amusing actually. Shame i already used my message for the day (yay for NG public confessional).

And apparently Joker takes it in the bum and likes it.

Hi ;)

BP for today: no clue. but gave foamy a 2. its getting boring


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-09 04:53:59


At 3/9/06 02:16 AM, Peregrinus wrote: BP for today: no clue. but gave foamy a 2. its getting boring

I still like it, his animation is decent and he lets out all the rants many of us experience at some point of our lives or more. True, there is no lack of clichés again but I still like it.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-09 05:23:46


Guess who is back? ;) My 3 days' bbs ban is eventually over. It makes go nuts when people SPAM AFTER my post which cause me posting in a spammy thread. I posted in 2 two pages long thread 3 days ago and there was no way that the thread was spammy. Then I was informed that I received a 3 days' ban because of posting in the spam thread. If people spam after my post, it is not my fault posting there, is it? Sometimes, mods have no mercy, and they ban everyone in a thread. I have seen some other EGB members complain about the mods. I totally agree: you don't have to be nice to be a mod. Now the question is: how can we try not to get banned. I know that most of the people here get banned because of posting in spammy threads. But what to do if people spam after your post and make the whole thread spammy. Any idea? I am really tired of getting banned because of that.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-09 05:32:12


At 3/9/06 05:23 AM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: I am really tired of getting banned because of that.

I only have one solution which I use, stay off the general section. The general section is pure suicide. If you post there you really are asking for it... I stay close to the C&C and here and there, the Wi/Ht but that's all... The general section should come with a warning " post at your own risk".


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-09 06:07:56


its not as good as the others..
but its better then what youve got..
joker:

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-09 06:14:18


At 3/9/06 06:07 AM, madknt wrote: its not as good as the others..
but its better then what youve got..
joker:

oooooops:

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-09 07:01:27


At 3/8/06 10:42 PM, FretBuzzard wrote:
So my daily question of today would be...what happened?

Dunno, never got a chance to see it. I'm surprised it was just deleted too but tough luck I guess.

At 3/8/06 10:58 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote:
Like my sig.

That's it!

*down-votes all jokers audio*
At 3/8/06 11:50 PM, XwaynecoltX wrote:
15,000 Protects

Your awful humble for being 2nd user to ever reach 15k in 3 stats, soon to be all 5.

Anyway congrats on the round number. =)

At 3/9/06 02:16 AM, Peregrinus wrote:
And apparently Joker takes it in the bum and likes it.

lmao

At 3/9/06 05:23 AM, Dream_of_Duke wrote:
Sometimes, mods have no mercy, and they ban everyone in a thread.

uhh... it was just you.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-09 08:37:37


At 3/9/06 05:32 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 3/9/06 05:23 AM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: I am really tired of getting banned because of that.
I only have one solution which I use, stay off the general section. The general section is pure suicide. If you post there you really are asking for it... I stay close to the C&C and here and there, the Wi/Ht but that's all... The general section should come with a warning " post at your own risk".

I agree with you there Ghost_Phantom the general is the worst place on NG to go and post. any other thread if you get banned you caused it yourself but the general you can get banned for that and posting in spam threads. that is why I don't post there like that plus there are some real internet jackasses in the general that I would just rather not deal with well back to the portal for me

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-09 09:14:41


Sorry I haven't been in touch with the barracks lately. I got banned for a stupid spam topic..
Anyway, I got Corporal! Currently going for EG Seargeant, and then the B/P intervals change from 500 to 1000, so that shouldn't be MUCH of a problem, lol.
Oh yeah, that 300K race was crazy! Lol that was the reason I got Corporal.

Goin to school. see u guys later.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-09 09:33:14


At 3/9/06 08:37 AM, LittleWashu wrote: I agree with you there Ghost_Phantom the general is the worst place on NG to go and post.

For sure sister ( sorry, 4.5 hours of Grand Theft Auto )

At 3/9/06 09:14 AM, -Crux- wrote: Goin to school. see u guys later.

Congratulations, don't forget to update your sig. You will soon be in the 1000 gap and I am in the 2000 gaps... no bitching.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-09 10:23:19


At 3/9/06 06:14 AM, madknt wrote:
At 3/9/06 06:07 AM, madknt wrote: its not as good as the others..
but its better then what youve got..
joker:
oooooops:

Thats a nice one madknt. Personally, I like the white outline around the word "blam" but I kinda think the shine on the badge isn't quite what it could be. It seems to cut across the badge, making the centre rank insignia harder to recognize (as there are two badges with the oak leaf insignia: Major and Lieutenant Colonel). Not trying to be mean (god knows I cant photoshop), just trying to give feedback to help you achieve perfection. Maybe I'm just wrong and my vision is messed up...who knows?

At 3/9/06 09:33 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: For sure sister ( sorry, 4.5 hours of Grand Theft Auto )

Lol. Put the uzi down, man. It's gonna be fine. We're calm, we're gonna be okay....

At 3/9/06 09:14 AM, -Crux- wrote: Goin to school. see u guys later.

Bye

Congratulations, don't forget to update your sig. You will soon be in the 1000 gap and I am in the 2000 gaps... no bitching.

Yeah. I dont like the 1000 point gaps. But right now thats more the fact that I have essays to write, and less time for BP...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-09 10:45:07


At 3/9/06 10:23 AM, Peregrinus wrote: Lol.

What you laughing about fool?

Put the uzi down, man.

Say what fool? What Uzi, Man that's old. A real OG today uses a SMG as a sub-machine gun.

It's gonna be fine. We're calm, we're gonna be okay....

Who sent ya? Tell me who? Was it Salvador? WHO!


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-09 10:46:42


At 3/9/06 02:16 AM, Peregrinus wrote: I was browsing the front page a few minutes ago and noticed a funny flame war going on. some users were using "leave a message" to insult each other: each person insulting the person before them. Quite amusing actually. Shame i already used my message for the day (yay for NG public confessional).

And apparently Joker takes it in the bum and likes it.
Hi ;)

LOL that is funny I posted one because the guy was talking shit about LittleWashu I took a screen shot. I didn't see the one about me because I went to sleep after I posted it. I upload the screen shot of the guys post and mine.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-09 10:49:11


I messed up sorry for the double post I spilt my full post.
:At 3/9/06 06:14 AM, madknt wrote:

At 3/9/06 06:07 AM, madknt wrote: its not as good as the others..
but its better then what youve got..
joker:
oooooops:

Yeah its ten times better then what I had thaks a lot.
Hey EagleRock Is madknt a member of the Elite Guard Barracks?

At 3/9/06 07:01 AM, Major_punk wrote:
At 3/8/06 10:58 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote:
Like my sig.
That's it!
*down-votes all jokers audio*

Oh no you don't

'Stands in way and try's to block your attack. Miner damage was taken. Damn your higher voting power.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-09 11:33:30


At 3/9/06 10:46 AM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: LOL that is funny I posted one because the guy was talking shit about LittleWashu I took a screen shot. I didn't see the one about me because I went to sleep after I posted it. I upload the screen shot of the guys post and mine.

lol, well, the next person wrote "Joker_ADT takes it in the bum. Amd he swallows (Hi)". Someone else wrote "(the guy before) takes it in the bum and he swallows (Hi)(hi)"

I wish I'd thought of taking a screenie. I was a tad too tired though.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-09 11:45:09


lol, I insulted the guy who insulted Joker, but didn't know the origin of it, lol. I wonder how long it went.
Poor Washu, getting shit for having the Gold Whistle. I tried to search for his profile to see if he had any abusive reviews, so we could all get vengeance, but he doesn't seem to have ever posted, so I couldn't. Eh.

Anyway, like Pingu said, I'm also kinda bored with illwillpress movies. I wrote a somewhat lengthy review for this most recent one. I thought it wasn't as bad as his last few miserable ones, but I just didn't find this one funny. lol, Pure Carnage's Foamy movie was much funnier.

Well, time to hit the portal. Good hunting, everyone! :salute:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-09 12:21:15


At 3/9/06 11:45 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: lol, I insulted the guy who insulted Joker, but didn't know the origin of it, lol. I wonder how long it went.
Poor Washu, getting shit for having the Gold Whistle. I tried to search for his profile to see if he had any abusive reviews, so we could all get vengeance, but he doesn't seem to have ever posted, so I couldn't. Eh.

I saved his profile and I'm keeping an eye on it so when he does review I'll mark if its abusive If you want his profile here it is.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-09 12:31:40


At 3/9/06 12:21 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: I saved his profile and I'm keeping an eye on it so when he does review I'll mark if its abusive If you want his profile here it is.

clever move. I'll bookmark it too.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-09 12:33:32


Looks like he switched his alias, lol. He's the same guy who posted about me, too, isn't he? The prick...I'm tempted to e-mail him, but eh, I'm too lazy to. :-P Plus then he'd know my e-mail, assuming he doesn't already, and I have enough spam and hate mail and im's as it is.


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by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-09 13:09:19


sorry I haven't posted since my last one but I have been flagging the idiots in the abuse review thread for the past few hours. there are so many of them to flag and so far i got about 1400 flags and I am still going for more. The portal was moving a little slow before as well. oh as for the guy who gave me shit in the general don't hold anything against that guy the general is the most common place to find internet jackasses and haters who have better stats then them especially if you brag about them and in a way I was asking for it whenI went on and stated bragging about my whistle. well I am going back to the portal to find some more jerks later

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-09 13:39:31


thanks for defending me but what you did was add fuel to a flame war. I know you can get banned for something like that but still that doesn't seem right. I am surprised that that person would insult me when he doesn't even know anything about me except that I have the gold whistle. I wonder what will happen if I ever get deity

besides ramagi hunting me down and with her sword/ mallet

I bet it will just get even worse. but do me a favor if someone says something about me again just ignore them. don't stoop down to their level and they can't argue if they are by themselves since it takes 2 to argue.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-09 14:56:11


I was just informed that because of a major celebrity involved event in my small town this Sunday I will be securing the area with the police for a heavy 6 hour shift school included. It's gonna suck B/P wise because I will be missing 12 hours straight but hey, watch'a gonna do?


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-09 15:12:51


At 3/9/06 01:39 PM, LittleWashu wrote: stuff

Well ma'am, I don't think you CAN get banned for using the "leave a message". I'm guessing you mis-interpreted the stuff above as BBS posts, which they werent. Or maybe I'm mis-interpreting you...whatever.

SO I'm slowly trying to learn flash and photoshop. I was bored in class, so I made the sig below. It doesn't look like total crap, and it fits under the maximum file size by a fair bit, so those are improvements over my previous attempts. I'm happy.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-09 15:12:54


At 3/9/06 05:32 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 3/9/06 05:23 AM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: I am really tired of getting banned because of that.
I only have one solution which I use, stay off the general section. The general section is pure suicide. If you post there you really are asking for it... I stay close to the C&C and here and there, the Wi/Ht but that's all... The general section should come with a warning " post at your own risk".

Thanks for your advice. As a matter of fact, when I have not been posting as many as I used to in the general section since 2006. I believe that it is just a matter of luck. If you get lucky, say the mod is in a bad mood, you are dead. But hey, I will follow your advice. Oh, madknt, glad to see you here. I am about to rank up, can you change the badge to EGLC on my sign and save everything else? I am not good at computer, and I have no clue how to change it. :P I had a terrible judgement day yesterday as I misvoted at least 20% of the entries I voted, but I somehow still managed to gain 109 points which brought my weekly average to 105.8 points. Amazingly, I found myself AWEFULLY close to RemRulzz now. He seemed to pull me away 1 week ago. Ghost, if I top him by the next update, you are the person I need to thank to. He seems to be discouraged after you finally passed him. ;) On a side note, I am ranked No.133 now which is a new high for me. Considering the huge gap (around 500 points) between No. 130 and 131, I will be happy if I manage to climb to No.131 by the next update. Also, I gained 126 points the day before yesterday thanks to the "battle for 300000" which is my new daily record. Back to the portal. ;)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-09 15:40:30


Another question: how do you guys deal with trailers? I personally find it hard to get points from voting on trailers. Some trailers are so well animated, but they are so short (up to 20 seconds) which confuse me from voting. I struggle a lot from voting 1 or 2 lately. (You know the difference.) My decisions are normally based on efforts, if a trailer is super short, I would vote 1 anyway despite good animations. If a trailer does not have great animation, and the author shows efforts, I will vote 2 as long as the graphics are not that bad. But my methods are not helping me from getting the points well lately. Do you people have some other good methods that I can share?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-09 15:47:39


At 3/9/06 03:12 PM, Peregrinus wrote:
At 3/9/06 01:39 PM, LittleWashu wrote: stuff
Well ma'am, I don't think you CAN get banned for using the "leave a message". I'm guessing you mis-interpreted the stuff above as BBS posts, which they werent. Or maybe I'm mis-interpreting you...whatever.

I mean't to say can't get banned but you know what happens when you don't proof read your posts before you post them. but thanks fot giving me the BOTD

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-09 16:14:18


Following the letter of the law, Trailers don't belong in the portal, they belong in the Alpha's section. I fought the good fight for a while, but eventually had to give it up. I don't even review them anymore. I blam most of 'em, but really pretty ones get a pass.