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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-12-30 20:07:12


****STOLEN FLASH****

Stolen from here:

http://www.thestylemachine.com/metele/

Reasoning:

I used to play this game back when I first used to browse for random games a few years ago. It's been around THAT long. It's probably on newgrounds somewhere, but it's stolen anyway.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-12-30 21:42:02


Good work on getting that flagged I don't know about the other one though. Not sure why this weeks TOTW has been blammed I have heard of the user carljohnson here is the flash now blammed. http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/52 2749. He called himself that because that is the protagonist in the classic GTA San Andreas, he called himself after that. Cool name but my point is why was it removed? was it against the rules? Not looking forward to new year but its soon now. Well I'm so pleased at beating the first boss in Silent Hill Home Coming a real plus to me I suck at games usually.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-12-31 18:40:31


Parody of Shirley Jackson's "Lottery"

Yeah it's a village of idiots.

Anyway I haven't been b/ping as much for the past few months, had a bit of a portal slump lately.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-12-31 20:54:29


At 12/30/09 05:01 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: If Eagle hasn't already told y'all, I'm here, but I'm not here "proper" per say. I'm mostly lurking till this whole parental control mess is over. For some reason, I can view page 1164, but not page 1165. It's really weird. And when I use a proxy bypass site, I can't post at all. Just thought I'd let y'all know about it.

Yeah, I didn't get around posting yet, as you told me after I posted, and I didn't want to double-post.

I'm still around, but I'm at the in-laws again for the New Year celebration. I hope you all enjoy the festivities and have much to look forward to in 2010!

So what are you all doing tonight?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-12-31 22:21:59


I'm sure this is a club penguin game. For those of you not sure:

http://www.miniclip.com/games/club-pengu in/en/

Can't directly link to it as registration is needed. And I'm not flagging because it could just be a fan-copy.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-12-31 22:24:00


Happy new year! I hope you are all enjoying yourselves!

For the second time in my life I've spent this day at home. We usually stay in another place with other relatives, in a less populated area. And there were lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of fireworks!

I know I haven't made a proper post here since Christmas, but don't worry, I will start posting here more often soon!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-12-31 22:25:28


At 12/31/09 10:24 PM, Ismael92 wrote: Happy new year! I hope you are all enjoying yourselves!

BTW here in Uruguay it's already 1:25 AM

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-12-31 22:55:22


At 12/31/09 10:21 PM, BabiesAteMyDingo wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/52 3063
I'm sure this is a club penguin game. For those of you not sure:

http://www.miniclip.com/games/club-pengu in/en/

Can't directly link to it as registration is needed. And I'm not flagging because it could just be a fan-copy.

Well, it got flagged either way, so you were probably right. Either way, Wade will figure it out.

At 12/31/09 10:24 PM, Ismael92 wrote: Happy new year! I hope you are all enjoying yourselves!

For the second time in my life I've spent this day at home. We usually stay in another place with other relatives, in a less populated area. And there were lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of fireworks!

I know I haven't made a proper post here since Christmas, but don't worry, I will start posting here more often soon!

Well, since it's already the new year for you, happy new year! For those of us in the states on the East Coast, we got an hour left!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-12-31 23:53:30


Am I a bad person for writing this?

Also notice some references to Michael Jackson songs...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-01-01 00:37:16


Happy New Year Barracks! Best wishes to everyone this year :3.

*salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-01-01 07:13:09


At 12/31/09 08:54 PM, EagleRock wrote: So what are you all doing tonight?

Not a fat lot, to be honest. Sitting in front of the computer, getting ready to welcome 2010 in, etc.

I've made a News Post (link in sig) about what I expect for 2010 and I've now finished the bedroom project, so things are looking up for the new year :)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-01-01 09:51:23


Hey all, just thought I'd come forth from the shadows to wish all here at the Barracks a happy New Year, and here's to an enjoyable and prosperous 2010!

Oh and by the way, I'm still around, but my time on the forums at the moment is divided somewhat in the ratio 99.9% lurking and 0.01% posting, I just lack the motivation to post much of anything unless something really grabs my attention.

Well so long guys, hope y'all enjoy yourselves this year.

*sinks back into shadows*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-01-01 09:53:23


At 1/1/10 09:09 AM, Lizzardis wrote: Of course, just because 2009 is over, doesn't mean that I will forget, I mean... How CAN I forget! Haha.

Alzheimer's.

Still, I spent the day at a friends last night. Since my mum was working at a cricket club and it was just members, I decided to stay there with my friends family. It was a nice night actually.

I busied myself with finishing the bedrrom project (I know, there is still painting to do, but over time I will come around and then it's a case of spending tomorrow getting the stuff from Bedroom 1, the old room, into bedroom 2, the new one.

That and my girlfriend wants to cover the walls with canvases. I wish that she'd just give me a break, because there are going to be no canvases on the walls unless I decide it. We're going to have the mother of all rows when we get a place together.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-01-01 11:19:57


Here's to everyone in the EGB.

Hope you had a great New Year (If you can still remember it), and that you didn't drink too much :p

Also I may finally get into a long and prosperous career in January, so I'll be a little less active.

Now, let's see what the Twenty-Ten's bring us.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-01-01 11:51:31


Happy New Year everyone! Wish you all a very merry new years day or something, and if you are going to get pissed, please stick to the lager ;)

Having a party at the moment, drifting in and out of it though, no within my age group and many kiddies so I seem to be going downstairs, having a few banters, getting a can of John Smiths and trotting on back upstairs to indulge in some internet. Call me sad but I'm still a little hung-over from last night, ha.

Oh, wishing a happy new years and realising how much stat whoring I've been doing all year.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-01-01 13:38:09


Happy New Year 2010!

Well, it's 13:25 EDT and I've managed to pull myself out of bed and putter around the house. Figured it was time to check in and say hello, and wish everyone here a terrific 2010. 2009 was definitely a roller coaster, but I guess that's life. It's good to know that I'm starting 2010 in good company with everyone here.

As far as my celebration went - had my family over here (about 12-15 people) for food, drinks, board games, TV, popcorn - just your standard party. Since I was the hostess (and didn't have to drive anywhere) I will admit to putting down more than my share of pina coladas and rum swizzles (I like a good, dark rum - one of my few downfalls that I only succumb to on special occasions).

By the way, did you know that after about 8 or 9 of those drinks, at 2:00 AM (after everyone had left), every flash on Newgrounds is extremely funny and worthy of a 5? It was quite a hoot. Fortunately, exhaustion caught up to me and I must have fell asleep by about 3:00 or so. Woke up about 5:00 am, reclined back in my desk chair - and had no idea why I was at my computer. Didn't even bother to turn it off - just wandered into the bathroom, offloaded some of the processed rum, and then managed to find the bedroom and catch some sleep.

It is days like these that I am grateful that I never replaced my webcam. It's not a pretty picture!

Anyway, I hope everyone had a great time last night, and that 2010 is healthy, happy and joyful for all of us!

Now, I gotta go clean up my place - and I think a shower is in order, too. See you around the Portal!

*Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-01-01 13:42:58


At 1/1/10 12:37 AM, MultiCanimefan wrote: Happy New Year Barracks! Best wishes to everyone this year :3.

*salutes*

*salutes* Same to you. I hope you've reconsidered leaving us just because General is annoying (heh), but let me know either way. I'll honor either choice.

At 1/1/10 07:13 AM, Coop83 wrote: I've made a News Post (link in sig) about what I expect for 2010 and I've now finished the bedroom project, so things are looking up for the new year :)

I'll have to check it out. :-)

At 1/1/10 09:09 AM, Lizzardis wrote: Hey guys.... Happy new year to you all! It seems that this year, while only being a few hours into it, I can see that there will be a lot in store for myself in the real world, and here on NG.

Sounds like you got a lot in store for you, and hope it all turns out well for you! Enjoy what the New Year brings to you!

Still, I spent the day at a friends last night. Since my mum was working at a cricket club and it was just members, I decided to stay there with my friends family. It was a nice night actually.

I actually looked up the rules to cricket once just because I was curious how similar it was to baseball. I think I ruptured a blood vessel trying to figure it out. :-P

Check them out yourself.... I mean they weren't bad.... And I actually didn't get to see the 350ft Rainbow... I must be blind, or it just didn't show up! Haha.

Wow, a 350 foot rainbow? That's crazy. Maybe you were watching at the wrong angle, and it appeared to be a line as opposed to the rainbow itself. The fireworks weren't bad though. They looked like a ball of light at times (too many in one place at once), but it was good otherwise.

Have a great 2010 everybody. I wish you the best of luck in the new year and I pray that it is a good one for you all! ;)

Same to you. *salutes*

At 1/1/10 09:51 AM, RohantheBarbarian wrote: Hey all, just thought I'd come forth from the shadows to wish all here at the Barracks a happy New Year, and here's to an enjoyable and prosperous 2010
Oh and by the way, I'm still around, but my time on the forums at the moment is divided somewhat in the ratio 99.9% lurking and 0.01% posting, I just lack the motivation to post much of anything unless something really grabs my attention.

Haha, I've been there, and still am at times. When I see a page and a half of posts, I feel obligated to respond to them all. I rarely get to, though. :-/

At 1/1/10 09:53 AM, Coop83 wrote: Alzheimer's.

That's so not right, but yet true. :-P

That and my girlfriend wants to cover the walls with canvases. I wish that she'd just give me a break, because there are going to be no canvases on the walls unless I decide it. We're going to have the mother of all rows when we get a place together.

Ahaha...that really made me laugh. I love the British vernacular, as it adds an extra zing to whatever you're saying. Problem is, if I use the same terms around here, I usually get blank stares from those who have no clue what I'm talking about, or a snide comeback about me "going for tea and crumpets later." *sigh*

At 1/1/10 11:19 AM, BabiesAteMyDingo wrote: Now, let's see what the Twenty-Ten's bring us.

Alliteration?

At 1/1/10 11:51 AM, DumbassDude wrote: Happy New Year everyone! Wish you all a very merry new years day or something, and if you are going to get pissed, please stick to the lager ;)

So the scotch is off-limits? Phooey.

Having a party at the moment, drifting in and out of it though, no within my age group and many kiddies so I seem to be going downstairs, having a few banters, getting a can of John Smiths and trotting on back upstairs to indulge in some internet. Call me sad but I'm still a little hung-over from last night, ha.

Nah, not sad. That's what happens. Of course, I had to get sick for New Years, so I didn't drink at all. Now THAT is sad, when the drink you're toasting with is DayQuil. :-/

Oh, wishing a happy new years and realising how much stat whoring I've been doing all year.

I like how you basically quintupled your B/P over the year. I also notice how many saves people actually get these days. Kinda makes me sad. I yearn for the days that getting a 2 actually required effort. ;-(

At 1/1/10 12:32 PM, SCTE3 wrote: Just dropping by to say hello and Happy New Year people, what's up?

Not much. Might go to another party tonight, and today I'm going to end up reinstalling Windows for my Dad's PC. Whee. I tried getting Windows 7 on there, but I'd be damned if eMachines could be arsed to release the Win7 drivers for their PCs. Oh, well. Back to XP for him.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-01-01 13:49:46


Wow, getting sick on new years and having to toast with DayQuil. That's funny as hell. lmao

Anyway, I think I've found a way around the posting issue. I just have to go to the first page then hit the reply button. lol.

Also, for those of us who are on the East Coast of the USA, THERE IS AN ALL DAY "LOONEY TUNES" MARATHON ON CARTOON NETWORK!!!!!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-01-01 14:57:11


At 1/1/10 01:49 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Anyway, I think I've found a way around the posting issue. I just have to go to the first page then hit the reply button. lol.

Well look at you. You could become a hacker after all. :-P

Also, for those of us who are on the East Coast of the USA, THERE IS AN ALL DAY "LOONEY TUNES" MARATHON ON CARTOON NETWORK!!!!!

Freaking awesome. I'll have to check that out. Who doesn't love Looney Tunes?

At 1/1/10 01:38 PM, byteslinger wrote: Happy New Year 2010!

Same to you!

Well, it's 13:25 EDT and I've managed to pull myself out of bed and putter around the house. Figured it was time to check in and say hello, and wish everyone here a terrific 2010. 2009 was definitely a roller coaster, but I guess that's life. It's good to know that I'm starting 2010 in good company with everyone here.

Glad you think so, and I of course feel the same.

As far as my celebration went - had my family over here (about 12-15 people) for food, drinks, board games, TV, popcorn - just your standard party. Since I was the hostess (and didn't have to drive anywhere) I will admit to putting down more than my share of pina coladas and rum swizzles (I like a good, dark rum - one of my few downfalls that I only succumb to on special occasions).

Awesome. Popcorn, board games, rum, what else would you want? (Scotch maybe...) And I like the darker rums too. Much more flavor. I also am a big fan of spiced rum, such as good ol' Captain Morgan. Around here would be the point where I quip "I've had a little Captain in me," but that would sound just a bit gayer than I would prefer. :-)

By the way, did you know that after about 8 or 9 of those drinks, at 2:00 AM (after everyone had left), every flash on Newgrounds is extremely funny and worthy of a 5? It was quite a hoot. Fortunately, exhaustion caught up to me and I must have fell asleep by about 3:00 or so. Woke up about 5:00 am, reclined back in my desk chair - and had no idea why I was at my computer. Didn't even bother to turn it off - just wandered into the bathroom, offloaded some of the processed rum, and then managed to find the bedroom and catch some sleep.

Late-night drunken B/Ping? Me? Never did it once. Also, I don't conveniently happen to have photos of it on Facebook. (Yeah yeah, that's what happens when you're bored at 4AM B/Ping and drunk, lol)

It is days like these that I am grateful that I never replaced my webcam. It's not a pretty picture!

I know what you mean. Drunken geekiness does not equal chic. :-)

Anyway, I hope everyone had a great time last night, and that 2010 is healthy, happy and joyful for all of us!

Now, I gotta go clean up my place - and I think a shower is in order, too. See you around the Portal!

*Salutes*

Sounds like a plan. I have to see if I can get chipper enough for a party out with friends, but I doubt it.

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-01-01 21:24:35


Happy new year everyone and here hoping 2010 is a good year like 2009 was. 2009 was a great year mostly I think for me anyway. Cool to see lots of people posting here I did not celebrate the new year, but then I never do. I noticed a few Kitty Krew stuff in the portal but don't know if there back again cool if they are. Not done much B/ping but annoyed that Silent Hill Home Coming is really hard great game though. This will be my first post for 2010. Hopefully this year I will get more b/p I level up next month so that is cool start to this new year.


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At 1/1/10 09:24 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: 2009 was a great year mostly I think for me anyway.

Not so much here. I mean, yeah, I had some fun, but it wasn't my favorite year. No, I hope 2010 is like 2004. Greatest year EVER.

I noticed a few Kitty Krew stuff in the portal but don't know if there back again cool if they are.

They just don't die! I guess cats really do have nine lives, and for that matter a few continues. I haven't heard of an "official" revival though, though I've seen a few former members around recently that I hadn't talked to since 2008.

Hopefully this year I will get more b/p I level up next month so that is cool start to this new year.

Yeah. I spent too much time in 09 doing other things and not enough B/Ping. In fact, that's my New Year's resolution: get my ass back to B/P. I've wasted enough time.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-01-02 09:44:24


At 1/2/10 09:19 AM, Lizzardis wrote: Barracks Roster 2nd January 2010!
Welcome everybody to the first roster of a new decade! Woohoo!

Woot.

I'm happy that I could bring this roster to you, as I think that it is a great one to post. Mainly for the fact its the first to be posted, or that I have posted and the EGB has received, in a new decade!

Haha. While this is all good and well, there was a few things I wanted to point out in the roster.

For one, I think I'm finally getting the hang of the roster, I seemed a lot easier this time around, as not a lot of users gained milestones... And I was disappointed to see that NO-ONE received a promotion. Due to the holidays being upon us, I guessed that you guys were just too busy to B/P, so I put it down to that instead of me just messing up the roster. Haha.

I take it you don't use a script or anything to do the list, wouldn't think so considering it isn't a very big list at all. Just finding the time to do it I suppose.I actually went up a rank if that puts your mind at ease :)

Secondly, Even though I do distinctly remember DumbassDude being a part of the EGB earlier last year.... I can't seem to pull up the records, so if you don't mind, I've added you as a new member.... Just for the time being. However, I'd like to congratulate Dingo for coming aboard and I hope he can stay a part of this club for a while.

I actually joined in 2008, and my first roster was 07/01/09.

Lastly, Since a few of you were having a laugh and a joke about the "Top Gainers, Repeat offenders" part of the roster... Since I'm a killjoy and like ruing your fun (Muhaha) I've changed it to repeat Appearances. I think it looks better, but its up to you guys and what you think. It's your roster. Haha.

Maybe we should make it more themed around the military that relates to B/P, it would be more in spirit with the thread I suppose, 'Repeat Appearances' sounds too mundane to be honest.

I still think we should have an EGB match of Counter - Strike : Source, sometime in the new year!

I'm all for that, my computer isn't up to scratch to run Modern Warfare 2 unfortunately but I am partial to Counter-Strike. My steam is 'DumbassDudeNG'.

So yeah... Out with the old, and in with the new... I wish you all a great new year and I hope that it's a good one.

I reckon we should make an EGB resolution like last year, we most of us managed (get 1 blam on clock day).

Milestones:
Idiot-Finder - 50k B/P Total
EagleRock - 20k Saves
byteslinger - 9k Blams
aldlv - 11k Blams
RohantheBarbarian - 19k B/P Total
Ever-Vigilant - 17k B/P Total
Lizzardis - 9k Saves, 12k B/P Total
Calipe - 7k Saves
puddinN64 - 3k B/P Total

Promotions:
No-one :(

Entering the list:
DumbassDude
BabiesAteMyDingo

Back again to do my thaaaang.

The List:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Change / Username
10] 31,536 | 0,094 | 03.0 | -- 1.07 Fro Sup. Com.
11] 27,536 | 0,185 | 06.0 | + 2.47 idiot-buster Com.
36] 19,615 | ???? | ???? | ???? DumbassDude Brig. Gen. NEW
12] 19,216 | 0,380 | 12.3 | + 0.06 RohantheBarbarian Col.

Damn, I have to be a Supreme Commander, AND MORE, to be in the top ten? Thats my goal for this year, to get into the rosters top ten.

Top gainers, repeat appearances: byteslinger (12), Coop83 (11), Lizzardis (5), EagleRock (4), aldlv (2)

Will Byte be the first repeat offender that has lasted for over a year come next month?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-01-02 09:52:48


At 1/2/10 09:19 AM, Lizzardis wrote: Barracks Roster 2nd January 2010!
Welcome everybody to the first roster of a new decade! Woohoo!

Wooohooooo! Thanks for the roster!

Lastly, Since a few of you were having a laugh and a joke about the "Top Gainers, Repeat offenders" part of the roster... Since I'm a killjoy and like ruing your fun (Muhaha) I've changed it to repeat Appearances. I think it looks better, but its up to you guys and what you think. It's your roster. Haha.

Oh, but it was an ancestral tradition! :*(

The last thing I would like to mention, is that I have recently and almost purposely (Hehe) got EagleRock into playing Call of Duty : Modern Warfare 2. It seriously rocks... I mean... Wow. However, we play it on the PC. I was wondering, if your computers and your wallets are up for it, if you wanted to get the game and we could all play against each other sometime since it's a brilliant game. However, if Call of Duty isn't your style.... I still think we should have an EGB match of Counter - Strike : Source, sometime in the new year!

Sorry, but neither my computer nor wallet are up for it! Since I mostly use consoles for gaming, I don't really care about my computer being better as long as it can load a web page.

Milestones:
Idiot-Finder - 50k B/P Total
EagleRock - 20k Saves
byteslinger - 9k Blams
aldlv - 11k Blams
RohantheBarbarian - 19k B/P Total
Ever-Vigilant - 17k B/P Total
Lizzardis - 9k Saves, 12k B/P Total
Calipe - 7k Saves
puddinN64 - 3k B/P Total

Congrats to you all, keep up the good work!

Entering the list:
DumbassDude
BabiesAteMyDingo

Welcome aboard guys. Welcome to the list ;)

Welcome indeed!

The List:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Change / Username
20] 07,358 | 0,121 | 03.9 | + 1.14 Ismael92 Mas. Sgt.

+1.14 FTW I am the best.

Top 5 Gainers
byteslinger - 1,727
EagleRock - 1,684
Coop83 - 1,477
aldlv - 1,106
Lizzardis - 1,078

Congrats! Looks like in the end byte took advantage of Eagle's inactivity :P

Top gainers, repeat appearances: byteslinger (12), Coop83 (11), Lizzardis (5), EagleRock (4), aldlv (2)

Congrats again to byteslinger, for being one of the top gainers for a whole year!

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At 1/2/10 09:19 AM, Lizzardis wrote:

Thanks for the update Lizzardis.

10] 31,536 | 0,094 | 03.0 | -- 1.07 Fro Sup. Com.

That's perfectly fine with me. I've been living life and having fun. These are what I get when I deposit my experience each day.

As far as New Years goes, I've been really busy. I participated in a few things that I can't mention because I'm going to be a teacher here in a year and a half. :P I then went on to sled down the hill nearby. First I stuck with the regular sleds, went to snowboarding the regular sleds, then pulled out things such as pool rafts and tubes.

I guess it can be said that I'm still recovering physically. Woke up the next day with a dislocated shoulder, which I didn't figure out until the end of the day. (Just figured it was sore) Hopefully I can just walk today. :P

Also, some great college football games this week. It's easy to say it's been a great week.

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At 1/2/10 09:19 AM, Lizzardis wrote: Barracks Roster 2nd January 2010!
Welcome everybody to the first roster of a new decade! Woohoo!

w00t. Great work on the roster, and thanks for all the effort!

For one, I think I'm finally getting the hang of the roster, I seemed a lot easier this time around, as not a lot of users gained milestones... And I was disappointed to see that NO-ONE received a promotion. Due to the holidays being upon us, I guessed that you guys were just too busy to B/P, so I put it down to that instead of me just messing up the roster. Haha.

To be honest, this does kinda help me out a bit...I have less promotions to work into my story :-PPP

Secondly, Even though I do distinctly remember DumbassDude being a part of the EGB earlier last year.... I can't seem to pull up the records, so if you don't mind, I've added you as a new member.... Just for the time being. However, I'd like to congratulate Dingo for coming aboard and I hope he can stay a part of this club for a while.

Ehh, no big deal. He will show up as a full member in February, so no big loss. It only would've shown his monthly gains, which we don't have record of anyway.

The last thing I would like to mention, is that I have recently and almost purposely (Hehe) got EagleRock into playing Call of Duty : Modern Warfare 2. It seriously rocks... I mean... Wow. However, we play it on the PC. I was wondering, if your computers and your wallets are up for it, if you wanted to get the game and we could all play against each other sometime since it's a brilliant game. However, if Call of Duty isn't your style.... I still think we should have an EGB match of Counter - Strike : Source, sometime in the new year!

Hell, I'm up for most games that involve guns and shooting. Especially first-person shooters. and yes it is awesome, but it requires a semi-beefy computer to truly enjoy, I'll admit. Counter-strike is a bit easier on the graphics card, so most can enjoy it.

So yeah... Out with the old, and in with the new... I wish you all a great new year and I hope that it's a good one.

Here, here!

Milestones:

Nice work everyone! Some good numbers in that mix!

The List:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Change / Username
05] 44,220 | 1,684 | 54.3 | + 1.19 EagleRock Sup. Com.
06] 43,130 | 1,727 | 55.7 | + 3.44 byteslinger Sup. Com.

Top 5 Gainers

byteslinger - 1,727
EagleRock - 1,684

I can see Byte bested me this month by a good 60 B/P...nice work! It's good to have an evenly-matched B/P rival to keep my numbers up...even back in the day when pain-in-the-ass "I'm on NG 22 hours a day" Slash was my B/P rival he always bested me by at least 20 B/P a day. Now I've got a fighting chance. :-)

At 1/2/10 09:44 AM, DumbassDude wrote: I'm all for that, my computer isn't up to scratch to run Modern Warfare 2 unfortunately but I am partial to Counter-Strike. My steam is 'DumbassDudeNG'.

Did you ever come to the right place, lol. I run my own CS server and I even wrote an EGB story based on Counter-Strike...might want to check it out. :-)

And, I have one more line to address:

At 1/2/10 09:21 AM, Lizzardis wrote: I feel quite good about myself. Haha!

My response:

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At 1/2/10 12:05 PM, SCTE3 wrote:
At 1/2/10 12:01 PM, EagleRock wrote:
At 1/2/10 09:21 AM, Lizzardis wrote: I feel quite good about myself. Haha!
My response:
I certainly hope that isn't you EagleRock, that would scar me forever..

Hahahahah...dear God no. That's a pic I found on 4chan that made me laugh my ass off. There's a pic of me on my user profile if you want to see what I look like.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-01-02 12:29:28


At 1/2/10 09:19 AM, Lizzardis wrote: Barracks Roster 2nd January 2010!
Welcome everybody to the first roster of a new decade! Woohoo!

Way to go, Lizz! It's the of a brand new era!


I'm happy that I could bring this roster to you, as I think that it is a great one to post. Mainly for the fact its the first to be posted, or that I have posted and the EGB has received, in a new decade!

And I'm happy that you're happy - which means you're happy that I'm happy that you're happy, which means that I'm happy that you're happy that I'm happy that you're happy...oh, we're all just SOOOO happy!


Haha. While this is all good and well, there was a few things I wanted to point out in the roster.

Since a few of you were having a laugh and a joke about the "Top Gainers, Repeat offenders" part of the roster... Since I'm a killjoy and like ruing your fun (Muhaha) I've changed it to repeat Appearances. I think it looks better, but its up to you guys and what you think. It's your roster. Haha.

Hey, I don't mind being called a a "repeat offender" - but after 12 months in a row, doesn't that classify it as a career choice?

So yeah. I hope you all had a wonderful Christmas, and a very happy new year. I hope that 2010 is going to be a great year. I have a feeling its going to be an eventful one.... But a good one. I hope you guys didn't drink TOO much (Yes byte, I'm looking at you! You and your rum! xD) and that you have recovered from the marathon of drinking you must have been doing!

I'm feeling much better now, thank you. Actually, I was feeling pretty good the entire time. Wonderful thing about rum - I don't seem to get hangovers from it. A little tired, maybe - but nothing debilitating. Not a big drinker, really - at best, I consider myself a "social" drinker - and only if I'm not driving. If I drink 5 or 6 times a year, that's a lot for me. But when I do - well, sometimes, I do make up for lost time...hehehe

The last thing I would like to mention, is that I have recently and almost purposely (Hehe) got EagleRock into playing Call of Duty : Modern Warfare 2. It seriously rocks... I mean... Wow. However, we play it on the PC. I was wondering, if your computers and your wallets are up for it, if you wanted to get the game and we could all play against each other sometime since it's a brilliant game. However, if Call of Duty isn't your style.... I still think we should have an EGB match of Counter - Strike : Source, sometime in the new year!

Well, my hand-to-eye coordination is just just a shade better than an epileptic with parkinson's disease trying to feed himself during a seizure. (No offense here - just trying to show comparative coordination skills). My claim to fame is to be the fastest one fragged in any Halo or COD I've ever played. I guess spinning in circles, shooting randomly until out of ammo is really a poor defense. I tend to get engrossed in the "wow, that's great realism. What's over there? How far are the game boundaries?" I like to play the "explore and solve" games (think Myst, etc). But when you're wandering around aimlessly, staring at the artwork, the other players tend to use you as target practice.


So yeah... Out with the old, and in with the new... I wish you all a great new year and I hope that it's a good one.

Without further ado, I present to you, your first roster of 2010 ;)

**APPLAUSE**

Milestones:

Congrats to all who made their mark!


Entering the list:
DumbassDude
BabiesAteMyDingo

Wait - wasn't D-A-D on here already? Man, I gotta lay off that rum....

The List:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Change / Username
01] 76,024 | 0,652 | 21.0 | + 17.50 Phantom Sup. Com.
02] 68,063 | 1,477 | 47.6 | + 3.78 Coop83 Sup. Com.
03] 50,140 | 0,297 | 09.6 | + 3.88 Idiot-Finder Sup. Com.
04] 48,576 | 0,139 | 04.5 | -- 0.85 Little-Rena Sup. Com.
05] 44,220 | 1,684 | 54.3 | + 1.19 EagleRock Sup. Com.
06] 43,130 | 1,727 | 55.7 | + 3.44 byteslinger Sup. Com.

I'm gonna be at #6 for a while. Looks like our illustrious leader is still hammering away at his keyboard.


Top 5 Gainers
byteslinger - 1,727
EagleRock - 1,684
Coop83 - 1,477
aldlv - 1,106
Lizzardis - 1,078

The usual suspects.


Top gainers, repeat appearances: byteslinger (12), Coop83 (11), Lizzardis (5), EagleRock (4), aldlv (2)

And, yes, for those of you thinking about it - I plan on being here again for #13. I'm on a roll!

Total Gain for the month = 10,233
That's 330,1 points per day, or 9.7 per day per member.

Glad I could do my part! :)

December update.

Thanks again, Lizz! Another update well done. I'll update the website shortly!

*SALUTES*


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At 1/2/10 12:24 PM, SCTE3 wrote:
At 1/2/10 12:13 PM, EagleRock wrote: Hahahahah...dear God no. That's a pic I found on 4chan that made me laugh my ass off. There's a pic of me on my user profile if you want to see what I look like.
Ahahahaha, you look like you're getting ready to beat someone's ass in your profile. Good times, good times.

Actually, that picture was taken about 4 in the morning while my friend and I were assembling furniture in my new home. We both were tired as hell and I took an epic pose as he took a shot on his iPhone. Naturally, he had to put it up on Facebook, so I grabbed and have been using it since. :-)

At 1/2/10 12:29 PM, byteslinger wrote: I'm feeling much better now, thank you. Actually, I was feeling pretty good the entire time. Wonderful thing about rum - I don't seem to get hangovers from it. A little tired, maybe - but nothing debilitating. Not a big drinker, really - at best, I consider myself a "social" drinker - and only if I'm not driving. If I drink 5 or 6 times a year, that's a lot for me. But when I do - well, sometimes, I do make up for lost time...hehehe

Why is the rum gone? :-)

Well, my hand-to-eye coordination is just just a shade better than an epileptic with parkinson's disease trying to feed himself during a seizure. (No offense here - just trying to show comparative coordination skills). My claim to fame is to be the fastest one fragged in any Halo or COD I've ever played. I guess spinning in circles, shooting randomly until out of ammo is really a poor defense. I tend to get engrossed in the "wow, that's great realism. What's over there? How far are the game boundaries?" I like to play the "explore and solve" games (think Myst, etc). But when you're wandering around aimlessly, staring at the artwork, the other players tend to use you as target practice.

You must have liked Half-Life 2 then...all those physics engine demonstrations and puzzles to solve...fun stuff.

I'm gonna be at #6 for a while. Looks like our illustrious leader is still hammering away at his keyboard.

Hammering? Actually, I was using a Sawzall... :-) That's my secret to high B/P... :-P

Top 5 Gainers
byteslinger - 1,727
EagleRock - 1,684
Coop83 - 1,477
aldlv - 1,106
Lizzardis - 1,078
The usual suspects.

Judging by the people in this bunch, I'd say it was a descriptive term, too.

Top gainers, repeat appearances: byteslinger (12), Coop83 (11), Lizzardis (5), EagleRock (4), aldlv (2)
And, yes, for those of you thinking about it - I plan on being here again for #13. I'm on a roll!

That's a big deal, too...consistency is a big deal, and you gots it. :-) Big kudos to you!

*SALUTES*

*salutes*


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At 1/2/10 09:19 AM, Lizzardis wrote: Barracks Roster 2nd January 2010!
Welcome everybody to the first roster of a new decade! Woohoo!

yay!, thanx for the awesome roster

Milestones:
aldlv - 11k Blams

was hard to get... hahaha

The List:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Change / Username
07] 34,595 | 0,001 | 00.0 | + 0.03 SlashFirestorm Sup. Com.

now i have to pass Slash... sounds fantastic, but i'm still far away

08] 32,997 | 1,106 | 35.7 | + 11.78 aldlv Sup. Com. 1

35+, great... i miss having a 40+, anyway, 1K+ points a months is great

Top 5 Gainers
byteslinger - 1,727
EagleRock - 1,684
Coop83 - 1,477
aldlv - 1,106
Lizzardis - 1,078

A top gainer, fantastic, congrats to you too guys

Top gainers, repeat appearances: byteslinger (12), Coop83 (11), Lizzardis (5), EagleRock (4), aldlv (2)

an offender, i mean, a repeated appearance... very nice, i hadn't had a "repeated" for a year or more...
and congrats to byte, 1 year... that's awesome

Anyway, happy new year guys... 2010 sounds like an awesome year


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-01-02 15:05:14


At 1/1/10 10:04 AM, Lizzardis wrote:
At 1/1/10 09:53 AM, Coop83 wrote: Alzheimer's.
Oh you always have to put a downer on things don't you Coop? Haha.

I happen to think that it beats Jimmy Carr's two word joke "Dwarf Shortage" by some distance.

I busied myself with finishing the bedrrom project (I know, there is still painting to do, but over time I will come around and then it's a case of spending tomorrow getting the stuff from Bedroom 1, the old room, into bedroom 2, the new one.
Nice. It's always nice to finish something off just before the new year so you can feel like you have accomplished something and that you can start something new in the new year! Just a question, how long did it actually take you? From start to finish?

Well, from start to finish, counting all of the time that I spent doing other stuff as is customary in the run up to Xmas, it has taken me some 15 days to strip one wall, patch up the holes, paper over the top, paint the ceiling and three other walls (I need to touch up some spots here and there, still), buy and assemble a bed, move the furniture around and get the computer up and running in my old bedroom, now referred to as the Study, until I get the old bed out of there and relocate my weights to that room :P

At 1/2/10 09:19 AM, Lizzardis wrote: Barracks Roster 2nd January 2010!

Thanks for the update.

And I was disappointed to see that NO-ONE received a promotion.

Well, DumbassDude got promoted to Brigadier General, but since he wasn't already on the list, it may have just been missed ;)

01] 76,024 | 0,652 | 21.0 | + 17.50 Phantom Sup. Com.
02] 68,063 | 1,477 | 47.6 | + 3.78 Coop83 Sup. Com.

Nice, I've pushed past 68k and now as I've noted in the B/P thread, I should be up to 23rd within the week. Then the pursuit of gfoxcook starts in earnest. Will he beat me to 70k? At the moment, it looks improbable, but all it takes is for him to come back and have a good few days at the helm to beat me to that one.

Phantom has awoken again, possibly due to my taunting, but we'll see if his heart is in it for the long run.

Top 5 Gainers
byteslinger - 1,727
EagleRock - 1,684
Coop83 - 1,477
aldlv - 1,106
Lizzardis - 1,078

Nicely placed there. I'm still some distance behind byte and Eagle, but it's not insurmountable. 11 months straight now and it shouldn't be too much of an issue to reach a full 12 months in the top 5 gainers.

At 1/2/10 12:29 PM, byteslinger wrote: I'm gonna be at #6 for a while. Looks like our illustrious leader is still hammering away at his keyboard.

What, you B/P with a keyboard? I find it much more efficient to B/P with a mouse these days :P

And, yes, for those of you thinking about it - I plan on being here again for #13. I'm on a roll!

Mmm, rolls.


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