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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-23 10:24:26


At 1/23/06 10:12 AM, K-Pingu wrote:
At 1/23/06 10:06 AM, Ragnerok-Shamuraii wrote: stuff
Youd probably be well to report into the NG Police when you achieve the rank of Security Guard (200 B/P). Just click the "NG Police" link in my sig and it will take you there directly. Good luck Patroller!

Thank you sir! All Hail Shadow!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-23 11:00:21


At 1/22/06 12:53 PM, EagleRock wrote: Well, duh, sir. :-) I mean let us know when you decide what you are doing. You said you might make it permanent...

Oh OK. I might think about changing back to Bahamut7 tonight, but it depends.

At 1/22/06 06:53 PM, Major_punk wrote: But I really dont understand the point of the gas-mask?, and it really doesnt have any relation to NG, B/Ping or the portal. (not like thats all were about)

Yeah, I was thinking of that as well. The logo's good, but I wasn't sure about the gas mask there.

At 1/22/06 07:34 PM, -Mitsubishi- wrote: Corporal -Mitsubishi- Reporting in, sir! :)

Good work on your new rank! *salutes*

At 1/22/06 07:56 PM, -Juggernaut- wrote: well...I got an idea sooner than I thought....see what you think.

A lot better and more relevant to the EG Barracks! That I really like.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-23 11:20:47


Major General Bahamut ordered me to tell that I just got a new rank; I am now a Elite Guard Brigadier General. =)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-23 12:25:47


At 1/23/06 11:20 AM, Andersson wrote: Major General Bahamut ordered me to tell that I just got a new rank; I am now a Elite Guard Brigadier General. =)

Congratulations, sir! That rank has a very cool sound to it...one of the few ranks that sounds as cool as "Master Sergeant", lol. :salute: Good work sir!

At 1/23/06 08:21 AM, Coop83 wrote: The Barney Bunch have struck againI voted to protect this, before it was fileswapped for what is there now.

I wasn't awake to see that be swapped, but ugh. So much for the long-lasting peace with the Barney Bunch...I'm not opening this one, but anyone know if it's malicious or just crap?

At 1/23/06 08:56 AM, iscRulz wrote:
Permission to speak. This is Tomfoolery over at the EGB forums. I request permission to be granted acess and to be member in those forums.

You're a Lieutenant General! You don't need to ask permission to speak sir! ^_^

I agree with First Lieutenant Ghost_Phantom's confusion on this. It probably would have been best if you'd asked here first so we'd have proof of who you are...I mean, any little n00b could go onto the forums and claim to be a high ranking user, ya know?
Sorry about the doubting your identity on the forums, sir, but we have our reasons...
In any case, welcome to the Barracks, sir. :salute:

At 1/23/06 10:06 AM, Ragnerok-Shamuraii wrote: Reporting Sir! New soldier for your service... may I say something sir?

This topic looks cool sir! Im not elite guard ranked, but when times come, I will be for you service... YOU ARE SO COOL! THIS TOPIC IS SO OLD AND YOU STILL COMING REPORTING... great...

Hello there, Safety Patroller! This topic isn't actually that old...made last November...but we've grown quite fast! I joined up as a Private First Class, and now I'm a Master Sergeant, so it inspires growth of its members, too...lol...
As Private K-Pingu said, once you become a Security Guard, go check out the Police Headquarters! They do fine work over there. :salute:

Well I'm gonna run over to the forums, then to the portal. It's quite slow today...:sigh:...well, good hunting, everyone! :salute:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-23 12:29:35


DEFCON Update:

I keep missing the heavy Portal hours lately...it's hard to get 100 B/P lately...however, the Portal definately reflects DEFCON 4 at this point, so I will keep it there until the Portal changes condition.

At 1/22/06 07:56 PM, -Juggernaut- wrote: well...I got an idea sooner than I thought....see what you think.

Honestly, sir, I like that a LOT better! I would recommend, however, not making it an animated .gif, as they do not seem to work when uploaded. Also, I would like to see the resize like you mentioned to see if the forums will take them. You could also be tricky and make the properly-sized image, then stretch it to 200x100. That way, when it is applied to the forums, it works. The only disadvantage would be pixelation, but hey...better than the stretchy look it has now.

We appreciate your work on the logo!

*salutes*

At 1/23/06 08:56 AM, iscRulz wrote: Permission to speak. This is Tomfoolery over at the EGB forums. I request permission to be granted acess and to be member in those forums.

First off, sir, you are a Lieutenant General. You do not need to ask permission to speak, sir. :-)

As far as the forums, I will make you a member immediately. I was unaware of the username and was unsure about making it a membership status. My apologies for the mixup, sir.

At 1/23/06 10:06 AM, Ragnerok-Shamuraii wrote: Reporting Sir! New soldier for your service... may I say something sir?

As you wish.

This topic looks cool sir! Im not elite guard ranked, but when times come, I will be for you service... YOU ARE SO COOL! THIS TOPIC IS SO OLD AND YOU STILL COMING REPORTING... great...

Well, we're glad to see that you are very charged about the Barracks, and hope that your enthusiasm will be channeled through your Portal protection. Indeed, we are a group of Portal protectors, and we value all that protect her. As Private K-Pingu noted, you might want to check out the NGPD, as you will soon qualify for their group. Please note that you are still welcome to post here while you are an officer. Also, please check out the Barracks Forums (link in sig) if you wish. Good luck on your journey to the Elite Guard!

Thanks sir!

No problem, Patrolman.

At 1/23/06 11:00 AM, VicinityOfObscenity wrote: Oh OK. I might think about changing back to Bahamut7 tonight, but it depends.

Of course, sir. Either name is fine, but I think you are more identifiable by "Bahamut," as it has been your alias this whole time.

At 1/23/06 11:20 AM, Andersson wrote: Major General Bahamut ordered me to tell that I just got a new rank; I am now a Elite Guard Brigadier General. =)

Congratulations to you, sir!

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-23 12:50:44


At 1/23/06 11:20 AM, Andersson wrote: Major General Bahamut ordered me to tell that I just got a new rank; I am now a Elite Guard Brigadier General. =)

Yes I did and you must be happy to be in the General ranks! Great work on getting to that promotion, Brigadier General Andersson! *salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-23 12:59:27


*salutes*

Just a quick moan really...
http://www.newground..m/portal/view/291119

This was recently file swapped on the portal. This wouldn't normally bother me all that much, it is a pretty common occurance these days, but this is the first time I have actually gone as far as reviewing the movie before it was swapped. I feel so dirty!!! The original flash was called BLAMMED!! and despite the name was pretty decent. Apparently it was stolen however, and now what has replaced it is a disgrace to the portal.
I was curious, is there any way you can tell a movie is going to be fileswapped in the future, or is it just bad luck if you review it like I did?? I'm aware that often the movies are stolen, but you can hardly be expected to know what is stolen and what isn't if it is an old submission with an average score.

Anyway, moan over. Donthurtme out *salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-23 13:03:10


At 1/23/06 12:59 PM, Donthurtme wrote: I was curious, is there any way you can tell a movie is going to be fileswapped in the future, or is it just bad luck if you review it like I did?? I'm aware that often the movies are stolen, but you can hardly be expected to know what is stolen and what isn't if it is an old submission with an average score.

All the information you need is on the Barracks Forums. You have clearance to the classified areas of the Forums where all you need to know can be found.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-23 13:07:27


At 1/23/06 12:59 PM, Donthurtme wrote: Anyway, moan over. Donthurtme out *salutes*

Most authors of NG are new and don't bother with B/P or depositing. So profiles whether they exist don't help.... There is no way to know... That's why we are building up the file swap list in out forums...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-23 13:20:00


At 1/23/06 01:03 PM, EagleRock wrote:
All the information you need is on the Barracks Forums. You have clearance to the classified areas of the Forums where all you need to know can be found.

Thank you sir! Following your advice I now feel I am ready to tackle the portal again with my new found knowledge sir! It took me a little while to navigate the forums and find the desired information, but I now feel I will not make such mistakes again sir. Thanks again sir!

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-23 13:28:40


Reporting for the Day sir it is not even near the end of the day but I already got 800 flags in today I am going to try to get over 2,000 flags. as for that BB movie I saw it and flagged it but it still passed =( Oh one more thing as for the Flag off I was taking about here is how i will based who did the best. Post the links you flagged and then post where you stopped in each link at the end of the day I will add up the flags and in my end report i will post the top 5 flaggers in this group based on the amount of reviews there and where you stop. it is not a sure since you can't see the actual numbers or see the number you flagged for the day but I will try to maintain it in this thread. if you are in the group and think I should do this just oute this post and say so :)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-23 13:56:23


I didn't know you were a female, Captain sir...ma'am...what do I say??? lol...:confused: Your e-mail address looked like you were a guy, but yeah, sexy Washu is your pic...lol...

Someone just tried to submit that "Battle the Undead" minigame from Adventure Quest or whatever....lol...got flagged. But sigh, by the time I'd whistled, it was already marked for review...

The portal is slow so far, but everyone keep an eye out...there might be more BB fileswaps...so stay alert, and good hunting! :salute:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-23 14:08:33


At 1/23/06 01:56 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: I didn't know you were a female, Captain sir...ma'am...what do I say??? lol...:confused: Your e-mail address looked like you were a guy, but yeah, sexy Washu is your pic...lol...

It is ok My friend gave me that SN and he gave it a guy's name so it is to be expected. I just got tired of it so i just put in on my sig message. it also teaches you one thing never judge a book by it's cover as for my flagging I just reach 1000 flags Weekdays are my better days Lol

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-23 14:13:37


Damn effing fileswappers...we now have a total of 2 in the portal. They really bug me. There isn't much that keeps me coming to NG now. Its mainly a small handfull of ok flashes, and the BBS that keeps me here...

Nonetheless, I continue to try and make the portal a better place for new users and old. I'm going to try and pass 1700 B/P today. With any luck, I will.

See you in the portal!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-23 14:22:10


At 1/23/06 09:56 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: O.o? The same one yapping over drew pickles and using every excuse possible not to use your really email...

yeah sorry about that I like to use different emails

Firstly: Why the hell wouldn't just gave us some proof god dammit, no one would have said a thing if you gave me proof from the very beginning... Why didn't you? I'm babbled... O.o??

I thought what type of proof. Then I remember I switch emails to main email matching my profile.

And secondly: I'm sorry we didn't trust you but some of your remarks were not only controversial. They were also somewhat strange... And the alias on the forums? What the hell is up with that? Please explain because I'm so lost here...

I didnt expect the remarks to be controversial, And the name was made up on the spot. I enjoy it and dont mind having it.

At 1/23/06 11:20 AM, Andersson wrote: Major General Bahamut ordered me to tell that I just got a new rank; I am now a Elite Guard Brigadier General. =)

Job well done on your ranking up Brigadier General Andersson

At 1/23/06 12:25 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: You're a Lieutenant General! You don't need to ask permission to speak sir! ^_^

Roger that. I may have been addressing the officers.

I agree with First Lieutenant Ghost_Phantom's confusion on this. It probably would have been best if you'd asked here first so we'd have proof of who you are...I mean, any little n00b could go onto the forums and claim to be a high ranking user, ya know?
Sorry about the doubting your identity on the forums, sir, but we have our reasons...
In any case, welcome to the Barracks, sir. :salute:

I can see about anyone looking at the member rank list and picking on of those names and posing. No worrys about the identity confusing. *salutes back*

Well I'm gonna run over to the forums, then to the portal. It's quite slow today...:sigh:...well, good hunting, everyone! :salute:

Well I have seen 2 BB file switches taken place to day I however didnt recieve any infomation. Hmm BARNEY GOATSE JOY is using accounts from 05 and a few flashes one was dragontalescockfun cant remember where thats from. I guess the author wants those accounts deleted. AYe


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-23 14:29:08


At 1/23/06 02:22 PM, iscRulz wrote: yeah sorry about that I like to use different emails

Well at least it's settled so we can put it behind us... Though it was a weird moment. Good to see you active again sir...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-23 15:25:08


At 1/23/06 01:20 PM, Donthurtme wrote: Thank you sir! Following your advice I now feel I am ready to tackle the portal again with my new found knowledge sir! It took me a little while to navigate the forums and find the desired information, but I now feel I will not make such mistakes again sir. Thanks again sir!

*salutes*

No problem, SFC. I am glad to help.

At 1/23/06 01:56 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: I didn't know you were a female, Captain sir...ma'am...what do I say??? lol...:confused: Your e-mail address looked like you were a guy, but yeah, sexy Washu is your pic...lol...

I was unaware as well, sir. I know that some female officers prefer to be addressed as ma'am, but the customary moniker for any gender officer is "sir." Which do you prefer, sir?

At 1/23/06 02:22 PM, iscRulz wrote:
And secondly: I'm sorry we didn't trust you but some of your remarks were not only controversial. They were also somewhat strange... And the alias on the forums? What the hell is up with that? Please explain because I'm so lost here...
I didnt expect the remarks to be controversial, And the name was made up on the spot. I enjoy it and dont mind having it.

I am glad you took it so well, sir. We are of course jittery about such matters as we had a very suspicious individual attempt to gain access to the Barracks Forums. Surely you understand the need for security with our confidential material. At least the whole matter is finished and overwith.

Again, we thank you for your understanding, sir, and welcome you to the Barracks Forums.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-23 16:30:21


DEFCON Update:

Finally, I'm tasting the upswing of the Portal, which has moved the DEFCON up to DEFCON 3. It should have been DEFCON 3 an hour or so ago, but I am busy with my civilian work and was unable to do so. My apologies, soldiers.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-23 16:30:31


It is ok My friend gave me that SN and he gave it a guy's name so it is to be expected. I just got tired of it so i just put in on my sig message. it also teaches you one thing never judge a book by it's cover as for my flagging I just reach 1000 flags Weekdays are my better days Lol

How can you tell that you've reached 1000 flags?

Hello I'm a new Elite Guardian and I wish to join here :)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-23 16:32:38


At 1/23/06 04:30 PM, mathias_carlson wrote: How can you tell that you've reached 1000 flags?

She counts. Otherwise, there is no way in telling. Captain LittleWashu counts how many she does every day and posts them here. Knowing her, she will make it up to 2000 flags today.

Hello I'm a new Elite Guardian and I wish to join here :)

Well, as the Chief Barracks Officer, allow me to welcome you to the Barracks! If you wish, I would have you peruse the Barracks Forums (link is in sig), where you may find a lot of information regarding the Barracks. Indeed, not all of our conversations go on just here.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-23 16:37:18


I just finished school moments ago and it was great to see that the portal is active. In addition, there are quite a few good-quality UJ entries there as well. Happy hunting. :D


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-23 16:39:07


At 1/23/06 04:30 PM, EagleRock wrote: DEFCON Update:

Yep, indeed it has increased activity in the portal, which is good. :)

At 1/23/06 04:30 PM, mathias_carlson wrote: Hello I'm a new Elite Guardian and I wish to join here :)

Cool, welcome to the barracks! *salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-23 16:41:39


At 1/23/06 04:37 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: I just finished school moments ago and it was great to see that the portal is active. In addition, there are quite a few good-quality UJ entries there as well. Happy hunting. :D

Well, that I must certainly must agree on, Captain, sir. I know it has sped up recently, but I have been busy during the active times due to activites that I was required to attend to over the weekend. Maybe I'll be able to catch up and get a good 130-140 B/P day. I have a training seminar tonight, but knowing my usual classes, that should be B/P reaping time for me.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-23 16:42:45


At 1/23/06 04:32 PM, EagleRock wrote: Well, as the Chief Barracks Officer, allow me to welcome you to the Barracks! If you wish, I would have you peruse the Barracks Forums (link is in sig), where you may find a lot of information regarding the Barracks. Indeed, not all of our conversations go on just here.

And may I add 2 things?
1) Welcome to the Elite Guard, where chances are that everyone is in a higher position than YOU!
2) Yay, I'm not the most junior Guardsman anymore!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-23 16:43:06


At 1/23/06 04:32 PM, EagleRock wrote:
At 1/23/06 04:30 PM, mathias_carlson wrote: How can you tell that you've reached 1000 flags?
She counts. Otherwise, there is no way in telling. Captain LittleWashu counts how many she does every day and posts them here. Knowing her, she will make it up to 2000 flags today.

o_o that's a lot! I hardly make 20 a day -.-"


Hello I'm a new Elite Guardian and I wish to join here :)
Well, as the Chief Barracks Officer, allow me to welcome you to the Barracks! If you wish, I would have you peruse the Barracks Forums (link is in sig), where you may find a lot of information regarding the Barracks. Indeed, not all of our conversations go on just here.

Yep I've joined :) now I'm just waiting for a mail so I can fully register. Nice meeting you all btw

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-23 16:44:17


At 1/23/06 04:30 PM, mathias_carlson wrote:
It is ok My friend gave me that SN and he gave it a guy's name so it is to be expected. I just got tired of it so i just put in on my sig message. it also teaches you one thing never judge a book by it's cover as for my flagging I just reach 1000 flags Weekdays are my better days Lol
How can you tell that you've reached 1000 flags?

She's crazy good.

Hello I'm a new Elite Guardian and I wish to join here :)

Welcome to the Barracks, Private! I'm Barracks Recruitment Officer Slash Firestorm. If you have any questions, feel free to ask me or any one of our soldiers! And as Chief Barracks Officer EagleRock said, go check out the forums and sign up, so he can register you. Good hunting! :salute:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-23 16:51:15


At 1/23/06 04:44 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
At 1/23/06 04:30 PM, mathias_carlson wrote:
How can you tell that you've reached 1000 flags?
She's crazy good.

Yeah must be... I don't have that much spare time -.-"

Hello I'm a new Elite Guardian and I wish to join here :)
Welcome to the Barracks, Private! I'm Barracks Recruitment Officer Slash Firestorm. If you have any questions, feel free to ask me or any one of our soldiers! And as Chief Barracks Officer EagleRock said, go check out the forums and sign up, so he can register you. Good hunting! :salute:

Thanks I'm working on it, going pass k-pingu so I'm not the lowest rank here xP

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-23 16:52:21


At 1/23/06 04:51 PM, mathias_carlson wrote: Thanks I'm working on it, going pass k-pingu so I'm not the lowest rank here xP

Not for a while you wont.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-23 16:56:48


At 1/23/06 04:52 PM, K-Pingu wrote:
At 1/23/06 04:51 PM, mathias_carlson wrote: Thanks I'm working on it, going pass k-pingu so I'm not the lowest rank here xP
Not for a while you wont.

Yeah I know... but even a 1000 mile journey starts with one step. Last post for the day going to go and sleep xD

blam/protect today 40

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-23 16:58:46


At 1/23/06 04:56 PM, mathias_carlson wrote: Yeah I know... but even a 1000 mile journey starts with one step. Last post for the day going to go and sleep xD

Good luck, then. And good night.


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