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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2021-10-10 08:29:06



It's a tikTok video. While yes it is animation but I'm not sure if this breaks any rules or not.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2021-10-10 09:09:52


At 10/10/21 06:17 AM, DeepCrimson wrote:https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/817897
@Exedor Do we allow visualizers, Commander Exedor? The author doesn't seem to have submitted it in bad faith but double-checking just in case. Debatable as far as submission guidelines go but I'm not touching it for the time being.


To quote the rules:

Do not submit something that is merely a sound visualizer set to music, or a recording of your music project timeline. If you want to promote your song in the movie portal, it should be set to original animation like a proper music video; otherwise stick to the Audio Portal.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2021-10-10 09:14:15 (edited 2021-10-10 09:17:39)


At 10/10/21 09:09 AM, Pokemonpoeguygcn wrote:To quote the rules:
Do not submit something that is merely a sound visualizer set to music, or a recording of your music project timeline. If you want to promote your song in the movie portal, it should be set to original animation like a proper music video; otherwise stick to the Audio Portal.

Looks like I should stop pulling all-nighters reviewing and judging 200+ submissions.


Thanks, Commander Pokemonpoeguygcn! *salutes*

Reported accordingly as this is not a proper MV.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2021-10-10 10:38:23 (edited 2021-10-10 10:51:59)


#817912: Someone's going batshit crazy with the NG API here, lol.

Hundreds of queries per second, obviously 429s to high hell but also means both a browser crasher and saturating the NG servers.


Should I ping Herbie (or someone else) about this?


(Jare's games don't ping this hard so they're pretty much safe, this one's kinda dangerous though.)


Edit: Formatting. Left a review in case this was an accident (happened a few times for things like clickers that wrongly use the API - though in this case it pings constantly, not even on a click).


The loop starts on a click and will also break local storage in the browser. Waiting for user to reply to the review, I'll file a malicious report if I get the green light from a NG moderator.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2021-10-10 10:59:40 (edited 2021-10-10 11:07:00)


Update: It now spams invalid post score API queries as well, around 50 QPS, directly after the very first click.


(Sorry for multiposting, senior officers, edit timeframe...)


Edit: User fixed the medal, told them they should check on the API calls as well.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2021-10-10 11:10:26


How often does Jare usually ping?


- they/she🏳️‍⚧️

- My voice sucks, twice as much as usual

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2021-10-10 11:14:55 (edited 2021-10-10 11:25:14)


At 10/10/21 11:10 AM, Anonymous-Frog wrote:How often does Jare usually ping?

Depends on the game really, but nothing above 10 QPS from my experience so it'll only really mess with the scoreboard and not post the score if something blows up (as he also limits the playing time).


#817916: Gameplay footage.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2021-10-10 14:04:23 (edited 2021-10-10 14:09:14)


#817936: Is that another suicide by cop?


Seeing as the user also hates M-Bot, they probably didn't understand why M-Bot contacted them in the first place.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2021-10-10 15:20:57 (edited 2021-10-10 15:23:12)


#817941: https://uploads.ungrounded.net/alternate/1765000/1765073_alternate_157614_r2.zip

Erm... This is a string to me. Technically, of course. Or a path. *coughs*


I guess we know that it was made with Godot, but we have to hack into the user's computer to know what it is. :3

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2021-10-10 15:42:49


#817946: No animation.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2021-10-10 17:02:17 (edited 2021-10-10 17:08:33)


#817954: Embedding an audio recording within an animation now... Is this considered creative?


And stolen from GabDro Ep7, too...

Gab-chan's still cute but nope

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2021-10-10 18:39:04 (edited 2021-10-10 18:44:15)


#817964: Misrated. Should be E for Everyone.


I'm going to start and keep track of my tokens. Trollgrounds wasn't this bad back in my time but eh, they all say things change and you just gotta adapt. *old female grunt sigh*


Our mission is to make it better, after all...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2021-10-11 01:11:09


At 10/10/21 06:39 PM, DeepCrimson wrote:#817964: Misrated. Should be E for Everyone.

Rated E for "Eulogy."

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2021-10-11 01:15:18


At 10/11/21 01:11 AM, Exedor wrote:
At 10/10/21 06:39 PM, DeepCrimson wrote:#817964: Misrated. Should be E for Everyone.
Rated E for "Eulogy."


Don't forget to also rate T for 'Too shitty", M for "More of this and I'll blow my brains out" and A for "Awful"


- they/she🏳️‍⚧️

- My voice sucks, twice as much as usual

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2021-10-11 03:15:13



I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2021-10-11 07:05:55


No animation


- they/she🏳️‍⚧️

- My voice sucks, twice as much as usual

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2021-10-11 08:48:22


At 8/9/21 09:35 AM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 7/17/21 11:29 AM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 7/4/21 11:37 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 6/16/21 07:07 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 4/15/21 09:25 AM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 1/12/21 11:14 AM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 1/3/21 01:06 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 12/30/20 12:37 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 12/12/20 11:54 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 11/11/20 06:59 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 10/15/20 07:29 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 9/21/20 09:01 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 9/7/20 10:44 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:"dis is a reupload"

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/765218

I have no words.

It's this same fucking game again! Why do people submit this shit so constantly?

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/766472

Here it is AGAIN

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/768755

Here it is AGAIN!!

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/771440

Same story, different day.

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/774296

Here's the same fucking game again!

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/776231

What is it about this god damn game that causes people to submit it so often?

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/776719

It's hard to see, but here it is again! Twice! Fuck!

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/777569

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/777570

Here it is again with a little nazi symbolism (for extra flavor?). Fuck these kids.

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/788927

It's back for another round!

Ayyyyyy here it is again!

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/803594

Anybody want to play a little Firey's Candy Bar Adventure?

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/805677

One more time, am I starting to like this game?

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/809332

(no I am not)


Hi everyone! Anyone miss this old firey friend?


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2021-10-11 09:22:30


At 10/11/21 08:48 AM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 8/9/21 09:35 AM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 7/17/21 11:29 AM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 7/4/21 11:37 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 6/16/21 07:07 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 4/15/21 09:25 AM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 1/12/21 11:14 AM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 1/3/21 01:06 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 12/30/20 12:37 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 12/12/20 11:54 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 11/11/20 06:59 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 10/15/20 07:29 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 9/21/20 09:01 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 9/7/20 10:44 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:"dis is a reupload"

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/765218

I have no words.

It's this same fucking game again! Why do people submit this shit so constantly?

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/766472

Here it is AGAIN

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/768755

Here it is AGAIN!!

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/771440

Same story, different day.

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/774296

Here's the same fucking game again!

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/776231

What is it about this god damn game that causes people to submit it so often?

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/776719

It's hard to see, but here it is again! Twice! Fuck!

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/777569

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/777570

Here it is again with a little nazi symbolism (for extra flavor?). Fuck these kids.

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/788927

It's back for another round!

Ayyyyyy here it is again!

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/803594

Anybody want to play a little Firey's Candy Bar Adventure?

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/805677

One more time, am I starting to like this game?

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/809332

(no I am not)

Hi everyone! Anyone miss this old firey friend?

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/818013

Oh dear. Does "Resubmissionception" count as a valid report?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2021-10-11 10:18:24


No animation.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2021-10-11 14:07:10 (edited 2021-10-11 14:12:31)


#818048: swf has nothing inside. webm is a FnF mod gameplay footage.


#818047: No animation.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2021-10-11 14:44:26


No animation.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2021-10-11 18:38:31


Any difference between those two besides the initial delay in the second one?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2021-10-11 18:52:11


At 10/11/21 06:38 PM, DeepCrimson wrote:Any difference between those two besides the initial delay in the second one?
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/818068
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/818075


Usually when they submit the same thing twice, we give them b00th the same sc0re


I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2021-10-11 19:01:03


At 10/11/21 06:52 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:
At 10/11/21 06:38 PM, DeepCrimson wrote:Any difference between those two besides the initial delay in the second one?
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/818068
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/818075

Usually when they submit the same thing twice, we give them b00th the same sc0re

This was also my thinking, Commander DoctorStrongbad, thanks. :3

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2021-10-11 19:33:16


#818082: Voice acting with Jevil meme pictures. No animation.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2021-10-11 19:45:02 (edited 2021-10-11 19:46:30)


At 10/11/21 06:38 PM, DeepCrimson wrote:Any difference between those two besides the initial delay in the second one?
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/818068
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/818075

One has like 2 extra frame. I expect blam on both, tho


At 10/11/21 06:52 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:Usually when they submit the same thing twice, we give them b00th the same sc0re

Yeah, pretty ...m00ch.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2021-10-11 23:15:52


The author comments contain a referral link. What should we do, Commanders?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2021-10-12 06:18:51 (edited 2021-10-12 06:20:39)


#818126: 2 pictures taken together. No animation. (Adult warning.)


The usual resubmission duty.


Just let me know if you feel like I should post these here ever again, Commander @Exedor, thanks!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2021-10-12 09:56:19



I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2021-10-12 10:11:33 (edited 2021-10-12 10:23:02)


At 10/12/21 09:56 AM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:Nonton Film Bokep Kroasia Full Porno Khusus Dewasa : Mlada Sogorica (2021) - Full Movie | (Subtitle (newgrounds.com)

It is a picture with no animation

And also an ad for porn.


Keyboad issues so might have trouble typing... Need to replace that thing someday.


#818145: Misleading, redirects to pornsite, same sites and user as Commander DoctorStrongbad's report.


Might want to "scout" the user...


Edit: Both gone. Thanks, NG moderation team!