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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-08 00:09:58


At 3/7/06 11:57 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: Man that sucks but your not the only one it looks like Major_punk missed out as well I'm about to pass him up I'm sure he'll be really pissed.

It does suck, immensely but still I managed to hold LittleWashu off my back just on the edge so it's do for now.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-08 00:10:35


Maybe I am a little emo...

Day's End Report:

Only 171 points. :'(
:cries and puts on Linkin Park:

:-P Okay, enough super hyperness. I'm coming down from the rush, hehe.

At 3/7/06 11:57 PM, Peregrinus wrote: stuff

lol, it's alright Washu. I was just screwin' around.

Plus, those were the only two reviews. had we not reviewed, then poor Lt Slash would have felt unrecognized and unwanted, would turn emo, get a job, get a life (no offence, you know what I mean), and quit NG forever

This is true. I would have been horror-struck and done something crazy, like get a life. Pingu and Eagle SAVED me from the horrors of the "real world".

:-P

Today's significant accomplishments:
900 posts
100 review responses

Alright...I'm tired now. I'll just quietly B/P for a while. Good hunting! :salute:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-08 00:15:46


end of day report

B/P 100
submissions flagged since upgrade 5
Reviews flagged ???
PIHGB 7

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-08 00:31:17


At 3/7/06 11:38 PM, LittleWashu wrote: Eaglerock, and Peregrinus I am ashamed of you two. you know how I feel about abusive reviews even though slash made a spammy flash you never write a review that is abusive! if you don't know how it is abusive I will explain. those reviews didn't tell slash how to improve his work at all in other words they had no benifit to him what so ever. even though slash made a spammy flash you should have just blammed it and moved on and talk to him about it in here. >_<,

As true as your words may be, he and I were just having fun. Besides, First Lieutenant SlashFirestorms knows both of us well, and it was just a little something funny to do since he was willing to put his "flash" out under judgement in the first place.

Just in case you were wondering, that is not my usual review. I'm not claiming that I never wrote an abusive review, as I know that's not true (look at some of my original reviews back in 2003). In fact, had I not known Slash, I would have done just what I did with the rest of the flash UJ at the time: not write a review.

At 3/7/06 11:57 PM, Peregrinus wrote: Plus, those were the only two reviews. had we not reviewed, then poor Lt Slash would have felt unrecognized and unwanted, would turn emo, get a job, get a life (no offence, you know what I mean), and quit NG forever.

HAHA...there's a way to think of it! Clever response, Sergeant!

At 3/8/06 12:10 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Day's End Report:

Only 171 points. :'(
cries and puts on Linkin Park:

Sigh.

Anyway, I hit 160 B/P, and I'm going to stop there. Granted, I will probably hit well over 170 by the time I go to bed, but 160 is sufficient enough for me!

This is true. I would have been horror-struck and done something crazy, like get a life. Pingu and Eagle SAVED me from the horrors of the "real world".

-P

Wow. Apparently Peregrinus has quite the POV on this matter...

Today's significant accomplishments:
900 posts
100 review responses

Alright...I'm tired now. I'll just quietly B/P for a while. Good hunting! :salute:

I managed to get two really big accomplishments myself:

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-08 00:37:17


At 3/8/06 12:31 AM, EagleRock wrote: Anyway, I hit 160 B/P, and I'm going to stop there. Granted, I will probably hit well over 170 by the time I go to bed, but 160 is sufficient enough for me!

This isn't making me feel any better.

I managed to get two really big accomplishments myself:

congrats. Today I was so close but so far, I need something to hit.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-08 00:40:10


At 3/8/06 12:31 AM, EagleRock wrote: HAHA...there's a way to think of it! Clever response, Sergeant!

Thank you sir. I try.

Only 171 points. :'(
cries and puts on Linkin Park:
Sigh.

Dare I say "I told you so"?

This is true. I would have been horror-struck and done something crazy, like get a life. Pingu and Eagle SAVED me from the horrors of the "real world".

-P
Wow. Apparently Peregrinus has quite the POV on this matter...

Psychic, sir, psychic. I would hate to see a good man like Slash be burdened with the un-necessary weight of having what the "fake world" terms "a life" "a job", or dare I say, "a girlfriend". No one needs those. thats what the internet is for...

the internet is for porn, the internet is for porn, grab your dick and double click for porn porn porn...just kidding
Alright...I'm tired now. I'll just quietly B/P for a while. Good hunting! :salute:

:O it gets tired? wow... o.O odd...

I managed to get two really big accomplishments myself:

congrats sir


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-08 01:57:24


DEFCON Update:

Well, I kept the DEFCON at DEFCON 2 for a while, but in the end, we must say goodbye to it sometime. I am bringing the DEFCON down to DEFCON 4 where it belongs.

At 3/8/06 12:37 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: This isn't making me feel any better.

Ehh...in the end, Lt. Colonel, you only missed around 40 points. Take 40 away from, say, 30,000 points, and you still have tons of points, right?

congrats. Today I was so close but so far, I need something to hit.

Thanks for the congratulations, sir!

*salutes*

At 3/8/06 12:40 AM, Peregrinus wrote: Thank you sir. I try.

NO! Try not! DO....or do not! There is no "try."

Dare I say "I told you so"?

I think you just did, Sergeant. :-)

the internet is for porn, the internet is for porn, grab your dick and double click for porn porn porn...just kidding

*cues up the YTMND Soundtrack in Winamp*

I managed to get two really big accomplishments myself:
congrats sir

Thank you, Sergeant!

*salutes*

Anyway, I just had a Guiness on an empty stomach, which won't make me drunk, but it will definately make me fall asleep in 20 minutes. Therefore, I shall retire to the bunks now and see you all out on the Portal tomorrow!

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-08 02:21:27


At 3/8/06 01:57 AM, EagleRock wrote: Ehh...in the end, Lt. Colonel, you only missed around 40 points. Take 40 away from, say, 30,000 points, and you still have tons of points, right?

But here in the speed race to EGSC when you still have plenty of ranks of go through every point counts... But I'm sure I missed way beyond 40 points, I missed 10 saves and by looking at the obituaries I could have very well missed a 100 blams... This sucks. If ever get on the b/P list and it will says 890 points, I'm going to throw a tantrum.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-08 04:40:39


At 3/8/06 02:21 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 3/8/06 01:57 AM, EagleRock wrote: Ehh...in the end, Lt. Colonel, you only missed around 40 points. Take 40 away from, say, 30,000 points, and you still have tons of points, right?
But here in the speed race to EGSC when you still have plenty of ranks of go through every point counts... But I'm sure I missed way beyond 40 points, I missed 10 saves and by looking at the obituaries I could have very well missed a 100 blams... This sucks. If ever get on the b/P list and it will says 890 points, I'm going to throw a tantrum.

You weren't alone sir, I had some major internet problems last night and missed the whole thing!! I can't believe all those missed points, just when I had the time to get the whole lot and make real progress towards my next promotion. That was probably my last chance to make any real progress until Saturday, and it was wasted.

*kicks wall in frustration* oww!!

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-08 04:47:37


Were any soldiers taking patrol last night while the 300k submission was submitted, squad chiefs?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-08 05:09:58


At 3/8/06 04:40 AM, Donthurtme wrote: *kicks wall in frustration* oww!!

But you had no choice, you had to wait, if I just hung on in there a little more, practically minutes... God is a woman. How else could you explain all the pain and misery, but actually women should run the world, there would be no war, there won’t a second’s peace but there will be no war….

At 3/8/06 04:47 AM, Andersson wrote: Were any soldiers taking patrol last night while the 300k submission was submitted, squad chiefs?

Yeah, some were, I was dosing off 5 feet away from those 110 points I missed.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-08 07:52:29


At 3/8/06 05:09 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Yeah, some were, I was dosing off 5 feet away from those 110 points I missed.

Yeah, same here. But I didn't go to bed untill 0130 hours, so there was no way I'd stay up longer. XP

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-08 07:54:24


And guess who missed the 300000th rush? Yep, me. However, I will tkae some satisfaction thanks to this. The reviews for the 300000th submission. Full of shit.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-08 08:27:41


At 3/8/06 07:52 AM, Andersson wrote: Yeah, same here. But I didn't go to bed untill 0130 hours, so there was no way I'd stay up longer. XP

And I fell at 02:00 hours... God I'm angry with myself for missing it, does any one of you know how close LittleWahu is to beating after I spent a whole weekend passing her.

At 3/8/06 07:54 AM, -Casualty- wrote: And guess who missed the 300000th rush? Yep, me. However, I will tkae some satisfaction thanks to this. The reviews for the 300000th submission. Full of shit.

Nice... I had some points there. Fellow comrade of bad timing...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-08 08:46:45


At 3/8/06 08:27 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: And I fell at 02:00 hours...

Hmmm, I live at GMT + 1 hour, you?

God I'm angry with myself for missing it, does any one of you know how close LittleWashu is to beating after I spent a whole weekend passing her.

Remember, they are just blam points.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-08 08:51:59


What?! there were like 47 flashes in the portal under judgement? Man i missed the whole thing when i was sleeping. So when is clock day?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-08 09:31:50


At 3/8/06 08:46 AM, Andersson wrote: Hmmm, I live at GMT + 1 hour, you?

GMT +2, Israel. Land of the damned

Remember, they are just blam points.

Yeah but it's a good waste of time.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-08 09:38:14


At 3/8/06 08:51 AM, JohnCena751 wrote: What?! there were like 47 flashes in the portal under judgement? Man i missed the whole thing when i was sleeping. So when is clock day?

Yeah, when's clock day. I don't want to miss that!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-08 11:07:13


At 3/7/06 05:36 PM, ElectricMoose wrote: Now this is my kind of thread! Reporting for duty, sirs.

Welcome to the EG Barracks! *salutes*

At 3/7/06 10:19 PM, EagleRock wrote: DEFCON Update:

Well, too bad that battle for the 300000th flash had to be on last night. Why not on a weekend when I would've had the chance for more B/P? Extra B/P just for the 300k flash, I'm so bad at getting on NG at a good time. :S

At 3/7/06 11:16 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: Maybe we should make a defcon 0 for something like this...

Heh, Clock Day was worse. I think there were around over 50 - 70 flashes UJ at once.

At 3/8/06 12:31 AM, EagleRock wrote: I managed to get two really big accomplishments myself:

Congrats on 5000 saves. 5000 more and you'll be doublelisted! *salutes*

At 3/8/06 08:51 AM, JohnCena751 wrote: What?! there were like 47 flashes in the portal under judgement? Man i missed the whole thing when i was sleeping. So when is clock day?

15th August. Thank God it's on during the school holidays.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-08 11:11:49


DEFCON Update:

Still DEFCON 4. Sorry, the 400,000th submission isn't coming for a while.

At 3/8/06 04:47 AM, Andersson wrote: Were any soldiers taking patrol last night while the 300k submission was submitted, squad chiefs?

I believe this is the list of soldiers there (at least the ones I could confirm):

- Colonel -Rule-
- Lieutenant Colonel LittleWashu
- Major EagleRock
- Major Joker_ADT
- First Lieutenant SlashFirestorm
- Sergeant Major world_famous
- Master Sergeant Grizzley
- Sergeant wizardman


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-08 12:04:33


At 3/8/06 11:11 AM, EagleRock wrote: DEFCON Update:

Still DEFCON 4. Sorry, the 400,000th submission isn't coming for a while.

Clock day will come first before we see the 400k spam


At 3/8/06 04:47 AM, Andersson wrote: Were any soldiers taking patrol last night while the 300k submission was submitted, squad chiefs?
I believe this is the list of soldiers there (at least the ones I could confirm):

- Colonel -Rule-
- Lieutenant Colonel LittleWashu
- Major EagleRock
- Major Joker_ADT
- First Lieutenant SlashFirestorm
- Sergeant Major world_famous
- Master Sergeant Grizzley
- Sergeant wizardman

I think Sergeant Peregrinus was there as well because he reviewed SlashFirestorm's "flash" after you did agreeing with you.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-08 12:18:26


At 3/8/06 12:04 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: I think Sergeant Peregrinus was there as well because he reviewed SlashFirestorm's "flash" after you did agreeing with you.

How on Earth did I forget that? Here's the updated list:

- Colonel -Rule-
- Lieutenant Colonel LittleWashu
- Major EagleRock
- Major Joker_ADT
- First Lieutenant SlashFirestorm
- Sergeant Major world_famous
- Master Sergeant Grizzley
- Sergeant wizardman
- Segeant Peregrinus


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-08 12:29:16


Well i am back, i got banned but still remained on the portal since the start of the week i have got about 150 blam/ protect which is not a lot but considering i was banned i am happy. Well i just thought i would tell you why i was absent *salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-08 13:21:05


At 3/8/06 09:31 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: GMT +2, Israel. Land of the damned

Hmmm, shows that you would have needed to be up pretty late to patrol during the event then, Lieutenant Colonel Phantom.

At 3/8/06 11:11 AM, EagleRock wrote: I believe this is the list of soldiers there (at least the ones I could confirm)...

Oh, thank you, Major Eagle.

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At 3/8/06 01:21 PM, Andersson wrote: Hmmm, shows that you would have needed to be up pretty late to patrol during the event then, Lieutenant Colonel Phantom.

That's why I hate it here, because of the difference in time zones the portal gets active really late here. But hell, I tried.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-08 15:07:32


the portal has reall slowed down right now and these are suppose to be the biggest spam hours

when people sent the most stuff into the portal

oh well I might as well find some more jerks to post in the abusive thread. oh eaglerock in your flash movie there is an abusive review in it.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-08 15:19:27


At 3/8/06 01:24 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: That's why I hate it here, because of the difference in time zones the portal gets active really late here. But hell, I tried.

Hehe, well some would say that it's better in one way... NO MODS! ;-)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-08 15:37:56


At 3/8/06 03:07 PM, LittleWashu wrote: oh well I might as well find some more jerks to post in the abusive thread. oh eaglerock in your flash movie there is an abusive review in it.

"Growl, Grrrr", who dares thee, I shall bite upon his neck. I suppose you mean the one that was just short and didn't criticize the actual flash at all right?

At 3/8/06 03:19 PM, Andersson wrote: Hehe, well some would say that it's better in one way... NO MODS! ;-)

That's why I have street smarts, I made friends with a couple of mods to bail me out if worst comes to worse...As long as I don’t do stupid shit the mods and I are cool. You have to be a good lad if you ever want a shot at being one… Though I’m probably at the bottom of the list if at all with people like ~X~ on hold and stuff.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-08 15:46:33


DogboyX reporting for duty. A NG citezen willing to take a fall for this site.I will report to the portal to fufill my duty sargent! Right after I finish an ms paint comic i was making for fun.
Sargent: are you afraid?
soldiers: sir! no! sir!
Sargent: Are you willing to die for your country?
soldiers: sir!yes!sir!
Sargent: Does your mother know you're gay?
soldiers: sir! n..... huh?!
Sargent: It's a trick question. Wether you say yes or no it implies....
Soldier #1: she does she does! (cries)
(soldier backs away from soldier 1)
Quote from a stick flash by rob denblyker

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-08 15:52:46


At 3/8/06 03:46 PM, dogboyx wrote: stuff

sorry man but you need 1500 B/P points total to join this club. and right now you don't have any Go here and vote on the movies highlighted in grey and when you get 1500 B/P points come back ok?