At 12/21/09 11:53 AM, SlntCobra1 wrote: LMFAO!!! Wow, great joke Phantom. That's just fucking great!!!! Is it me, or have we all gone completely mental at one point or another or have we just crossed that threshold? roflmfao

I'm rather positive we're all a bit bonkers if someone took a closer look, but in its own ways, it keeps us healthy. Imagine a man who isn't mental, he'd never survive on NG between every rickroll and the gay porn. So yeah, let's go crazy (reminds me of an old eminem song I can't recall).

I hope you all don't mind me popping in here out of the blue but regarding Afro_Stud and the newer flashes shown on his profile, it's still Afro_Stud himself using his own account but he allows all portal buddy requests if it means for him to get more flashes listened on his profile, even if they're all made by a completely different person. He claims he's happy seeing more and more flashes on his account no matter how crap they are. I still talk to the guy so that's how I know what he thinks about them.

As for myself, I may have contributed to these kind of flashes in the past but that's something in the past and should be left as it was, most especially when the staff thought enough was enough. Infact, I've even requested Afro_Stud to take me off all his ATWI80D flashes as I wasn't really a contributor to his own flashes and I wanted a clean up on my list of flashes.

At 12/21/09 12:03 PM, Phantom wrote: I'm rather positive we're all a bit bonkers if someone took a closer look, but in its own ways, it keeps us healthy. Imagine a man who isn't mental, he'd never survive on NG between every rickroll and the gay porn. So yeah, let's go crazy (reminds me of an old eminem song I can't recall).

Phantom, when did you decided to start posting again? You really haven't been to active since i first came here. I'm glad to see that you have the same sence of humor as i remeber. I am in shock with myself that i keep comming back to this place for more and more, I really have to have something wrong with me. It's good to see we can all act like children and keep that at a level where it dosen't go to far. As for eminem, i'm sure he has a rap like that; But miley cyrus has a song called let's get crazy :::our new theme song:::

At 12/21/09 11:54 AM, Ismael92 wrote: Also, in case you haven't noticed, Tom implied that we may be getting a "sent PM box" soon. Are you excited about it? I don't usually send PMs, but it might be useful.

Really? For some it may be a good thing. As for i, theres not to much use for it other then f i wanted to see who i voted for in the regulars list. Sill it's somthing to look forward too.

At 12/21/09 12:26 PM, Bahamut wrote: I've even requested Afro_Stud to take me off all his ATWI80D flashes as I wasn't really a contributor to his own flashes and I wanted a clean up on my list of flashes.

That sounds like the beginning of a very honest path, Bahamut.

At 12/21/09 01:05 PM, idiot-buster wrote: Phantom, when did you decided to start posting again?

3 minutes ago.

You really haven't been to active since i first came here. I'm glad to see that you have the same sence of humor as i remeber.

I just took a breather to catch up on real life and work. But on a very random search, I saw a post by Coop83, with him wishing I stay down and let him climb up the B/P ranks. After that, I felt like I have to come back and make his life miserable.

I am in shock with myself that i keep comming back to this place for more and more, I really have to have something wrong with me. It's good to see we can all act like children and keep that at a level where it dosen't go to far. As for eminem, i'm sure he has a rap like that; But miley cyrus has a song called let's get crazy :::our new theme song:::

I'd rather eat myself alive than have her as a theme song. I vote for Rammstein, what's more combatant than a german?

To think Bahamut was still around. Huh.

Lots of high levels and many old members.. not many from the early 00's...

is there still anyone who went here in the 90's?

I did, but my house didn't have a computer w/ internet til 01... many moons ago.

Cool though.

To answer your question of 'what we would be doing w/o NG':

Something else.

Is it that hard?

Could we live without Youtube after having it? We'd be really bored... but remember when we had no internet, cell phones, air conditioning. They're all conveniences that are quite nice, but unnecessary.

not to harp on your love... but figured I say it.

At 12/21/09 04:22 PM, Lizzardis wrote: Why? What was so bad when he was active?

You know, it was his +1 attitude about everything, he made stats more important than they really are, which is...hardly.

Why what's up with you? It sounds like you're having a tough time if you're thinking that you're the the dirt at the bottom of the boot. However, it's good that you actually get back up and make other peoples life miserable. Hehe.

Having a tough time is part of life, and if you have low expectations, then you're more likely to be surprised for the better.

Ahahaha. Yes that's very good of you to do that. Can I have a chunk of it when you do it though?

Are you mad? no one cuts up a diamond, after it is styled nothing but a buffer should go near it. And since when do people just hand out free stuff, This is the internet, we're too hardcore to give things away.

At 12/21/09 04:50 PM, Lizzardis wrote:

They're all conveniences that are quite nice, but unnecessary.

1) I didn't actually ask the question.
and
2) I know that I would be doing other things if NG wasn't around, I'm making the point that I've learned a lot from NG and that it has become a part of my daily routine to check this site.

not to harp on your love... but figured I say it.

It's hardly love.... It's the internet.... You can't love something which isn't real.

....nice.

(You didn't ask the question, sure, but I still said "figured I'd say it")

Well, after countless images searched on DA and Google, here's what my final product looks like for my recent art.

Legend Of Zelda -- Madness Edition

I'm thinking maybe I should have another 9mm on the left side to balance it out.

feel free to scout/rate/vote/review my art. THANKS!!!

I really like your art its so cool how you mixed up Zelda with Madness it works your art is really good. I like the theme and it works. It would be so handy to have art reviews you have flash review and audio, but no art this is a real shame. I don't often go to ART section and people if leave abusive reviews. I don't get why this feature has not been added yet maybe be soon. I'm love the snow but hate how it effects travel its mucked up all the road and travel at the moment. Sort of snowed in cant really go anywhere with the heavy snow. Nice to see Phantom and Bahamut on here again. I'm thrilled my review got rated.

I'm just going to leave this here:

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At 12/21/09 02:55 PM, Phantom wrote: 3 minutes ago.

Haha, very funny Mr.smart ass.

I just took a breather to catch up on real life and work. But on a very random search, I saw a post by Coop83, with him wishing I stay down and let him climb up the B/P ranks. After that, I felt like I have to come back and make his life miserable.

Yes, That is the most important thing. Iet this take over my life and needed to get away and looking back this became a large part in what i did every day :::3-4 hours::: I did see that to in the top b/p list Coop did get much closer to you, but at 7,000 i think you just being back reminds him how far away he is @;-}> I just want to pass up Fro again, i was right with him and zimzap at one point and now look at me 4,000+ away.

I'd rather eat myself alive than have her as a theme song. I vote for Rammstein, what's more combatant than a german?

I'll give you that, just was joking with you@;-}>
All i can say about here is i can't wait until she is 18, end story.
Rammstein? never heard of them, but if there german and what i think they are; I'm sure it would fit good with this place.

At 12/22/09 09:53 PM, idiot-buster wrote: Rammstein? never heard of them

Du hast to be kidding.

(joke.) Never heard anyone say/saw anyone type that before, though. It's a first.

At 12/22/09 09:53 PM, idiot-buster wrote: Haha, very funny Mr.smart ass.

you should meet my cousin, Dr. smart ass, he's in proctology.

Yes, That is the most important thing. Iet this take over my life and needed to get away and looking back....

I used to compete with courtday for a while, but it was a lost battle against someone with such machine like pace and the fact it seems like he didn't even know a list exists.

All i can say about here is i can't wait until she is 18, end story.

I've seen more attractive female stars than her at that age.

Rammstein? never heard of them, but if there german and what i think they are; I'm sure it would fit good with this place.

Never? It's only the greatest music you can think of. Or at least valuble when you want something beyond normal cheery songs.

At 12/23/09 01:38 AM, KrevZabijak wrote: Du hast to be kidding.
(joke.) Never heard anyone say/saw anyone type that before, though. It's a first.

Only 2 Google references under exact search. +1 e-cookie for you.

Hey everyone! I'm still around here, just a bit busy with holiday stuff. I'll be home all day today though, so I should be quite active, at least for a while.

At 12/23/09 01:38 AM, KrevZabijak wrote:

At 12/22/09 09:53 PM, idiot-buster wrote: Rammstein? never heard of them

Du hast to be kidding.

I'll have to admit, that was a funny one!

At 12/23/09 02:06 AM, Phantom wrote:

At 12/22/09 09:53 PM, idiot-buster wrote: Haha, very funny Mr.smart ass.

you should meet my cousin, Dr. smart ass, he's in proctology.

Nice to see you back in the Barracks, Phantom! I can see the status quo for you hasn't changed (consistently smartassy remarks, pickled with references to Spaceballs). Glad to know some things in this life stay stable!

It's not just a spaceship, IT'S A TRANSFORMER!!!

Okay, who put mistletoe over my bunk bed? I AM NOT kissing Cobra.

Almost Xmas now where has this year gone?! really looking forward to Xmas though and I have seen some good Xmas flashes so far. I would love to see one with the Clock Crew though that would be just wicked. sadly I have not maybe though. I have been watching people play games on Youtube and its so annoying how good they are with the games the ones I have seen look so easy damn wish. I was that good at playing those games. Still makes you want to play your own way. Love your chainsaw Phantom its looks so cool that is a level I wont reach for ages. Looking at reviews on my old account there are awful cap locks no pauses or spaces. Thank god my reviews have improved since 2001.

At 12/23/09 02:06 AM, Phantom wrote:

Hey, glad to see you around here again!

Rammstein? never heard of them, but if there german and what i think they are; I'm sure it would fit good with this place.

Never? It's only the greatest music you can think of. Or at least valuble when you want something beyond normal cheery songs.

It is fairly awesome. Never really got into them, mainly because I can't speak German, but I don't mind listening to them.

Favorite song by them.

At 12/23/09 01:38 AM, KrevZabijak wrote: Du hast to be kidding.
(joke.) Never heard anyone say/saw anyone type that before, though. It's a first.

Only 2 Google references under exact search. +1 e-cookie for you.

A little research made me see wat u did thar.

Meh, too much bass for a metal song.

At 12/23/09 07:56 PM, Lizzardis wrote:

At 12/23/09 07:32 PM, puddinN64 wrote: Okay, who put mistletoe over my bunk bed? I AM NOT kissing Cobra.

*Looks*

*Giggles*

Well I don't know.... Maybe it was Cobra himself. Don't be mad at him though, you could always.... Kiss and make up! Hahaha.

*Walks off into the distance*

Oh, very funny you two, very funny.
/sarcasm

Enough with this foolishness, I have some EXTREMELY EXCITING NEWS TO SHARE!!!!!!!!

1. I HAVE MY DEITY WHISTLE!!!!! HELL YEA!!!!!!!!!
2. I passed my Ethics, Invetigative photography, & my Criminalistics classes with "B"s!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. I made "A"s in my Intro to Computers & my Psychology classes!!!!!!!

All in all I'd say this year ended on a good note as far as I'm concerned.

save far one incident with my laptop & my parents. >_<

Cobie surfin pronz again?

At 12/20/09 05:29 PM, Phantom wrote:

At 12/20/09 05:13 PM, Coop83 wrote: This sentiment is usually accompanied by you tearing off a string of 60-70 B/P per day weeks and watching as I scream powerless at my monitor.

Well, if you were actually close enough to be a couple ranks closer to me, I might even consider, out of the goodness of my heart, to let you pass and have you hold the burden for a while, but you'll need to do better than Eight Thousand points away from me. If you want me in the game, it's a game.

Fair enough - every one of the 24 accounts left for me to pass for B/P, I view as passable. We'll see over the fullness of time, in all honesty.

Umm hi.

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Mistletoe over your bed, Puddin? Gee, I wonder who could have done that? No, not little old me! ... well, actually, I might have had something to do with it...

I'm not quite sure what a "mistle" is, but why do we lop off it's toes, make it a festive decoration, and then force people to osculate in it's presence? A very odd Christmas tradition, indeed. By the way, does anybody see the irony that we celebrate the birth and life of Christ by cutting down and killing a perfectly good fir tree, dragging it inside, keeping it alive by sticking the stump in some water, and when New Years rolls around, chuck out the corpse on the street? Where does it say that we must sacrifice coniferous trees to celebrate the Savior? (BTW, I've had the same artificial tree now for over 20 years, and when it's decorated and lit up, looks just as good as a real one - but no lost needles, no fire hazards, and no waste!)

At 12/24/09 06:45 AM, Lizzardis wrote:

At 12/24/09 01:48 AM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Oh, very funny you two, very funny.
/sarcasm

Wait till you open the present he got you...hehehe

Hehe. S'all good fun :3

Enough with this foolishness, I have some EXTREMELY EXCITING NEWS TO SHARE!!!!!!!!

OMGYEY!

1. I HAVE MY DEITY WHISTLE!!!!! HELL YEA!!!!!!!!!

Congratulations on blowing it longer and harder - well done, indeed!

2. I passed my Ethics, Investigative photography, & my Criminalistics classes with "B"s!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nice work! BTW, they have classes now to become a criminal? Wow. When I was growing up, we had to do it the old-fashioned way - we made it up as we went along. And why do I find it ironic that you had taken an "Ethics" as well? Is it because that most of the "Ethics Committee" in Congress are criminals, and most criminals have no ethics?

3. I made "A"s in my Intro to Computers & my Psychology classes!!!!!!!

Excellent. You are well on your way to joining the Dark Side, young padawan.

Very very good! Man, I can't wait until I get to College. I wanna learn sumfin interestin!

All the shit at High school is boring as hell! GAH!

It'll get better, Lizz. High School is "general" studies, but once you're in college, you have a bit more control over the classes you take. If you declare your major early on, you'll avoid all of the "liberal arts" classes that are pretty much just an extension of high school.

All in all I'd say this year ended on a good note as far as I'm concerned.

Yes it did! I am happy for you, Cobra!

That's good to hear. I think most of us can say the same, including myself. Even though I receive my grades in January, this year or the past few months have been brilliant for me, as explained in the EGB forums.

And Lizz is ending this year on a good note as well. Yeah!

save far one incident with my laptop & my parents. >_<

*Fap fap fap*

HA! I giggled :3

Are you giggling because you heard about the fapping - or because you were witness to it?

At 12/24/09 03:38 AM, KrevZabijak wrote: Cobie surfin pronz again?

Mefinks it's time for Auntie Krev to gives Cobie the talk on the birdies and the bees :3

Tell me what the mating habits of avians and insects have to do with the courtship and dating rituals of the human species? I mean, in a bee hive, there is one queen and countless male drones, all serving her until death, not questioning her demands. That's a strong example of a balanced and healthy relationship, right? And with birds, while most birds take a mate and then nest to have offspring, once they are born and fed for a few months, they are literally tossed out of the nest, and those that fly away are now on their own - and those that don't, well they make little messes on the sidewalk. This is a good example for humans on raising and nurturing children?

Cobra doesn't need a lesson about the birds and the bees - I'm sure he knows (generally) how it all works. He just needs to find some quiet time every day with an active young woman to help relieve his stresses. But at $50 a pop, he's running through his savings account really fast!

Just kidding!

Anyway, let me wish you all a very Merry Christmas, Happy Hannuka, Joyous Kwanza, Happy Festivis, Glorious Winter Solstice or whatever you are celebrating this year, and I hope that 2010 is better for all of us! I am grateful for having all of you around - you are all good friends and a load of fun, and I look forward to much more of it all next year!

*Salutes*

At 12/24/09 01:48 AM, SlntCobra1 wrote: 1. I HAVE MY DEITY WHISTLE!!!!! HELL YEA!!!!!!!!!

Congrats ;)

At 12/24/09 09:23 AM, byteslinger wrote: I'm not quite sure what a "mistle" is, but why do we lop off it's toes, make it a festive decoration, and then force people to osculate in it's presence? A very odd Christmas tradition, indeed. By the way, does anybody see the irony that we celebrate the birth and life of Christ by cutting down and killing a perfectly good fir tree, dragging it inside, keeping it alive by sticking the stump in some water, and when New Years rolls around, chuck out the corpse on the street? Where does it say that we must sacrifice coniferous trees to celebrate the Savior? (BTW, I've had the same artificial tree now for over 20 years, and when it's decorated and lit up, looks just as good as a real one - but no lost needles, no fire hazards, and no waste!)

lol. There's no Christmas tree in my house, because no-one cares about it. Anyway, since you brought this up, if you are the kind of person that cares a lot about the environment, you may want to read this: 8 tips for a Green Christmas. Apparently, Americans produce about 1 million extra tons of trash around the holidays, so if you feel like it, take those advices ;)

And here's something that some of you may find interesting too: 12 Last-Minute Gifts for tech addicts. I know it may be late, but if it wasn't late it wouldn't be a last minute gift, right? I think that the "Scratch-N-Scroll" is pretty cool and it isn't too expensive.

And yeah, I'm feeling pretty happy today (I even included an emoticon in this post!) Even some of my most unfriendly friends texted or phoned me to wish me a merry Christmas, so I thought I would do the same. I've been calling most of my friends, and for some reason, it makes me feel a better person :D

As opposed to most years, I will be home for the next few weeks (I usually go on vacation for a week or two this time of the year). So I guess I will be able to stay relatively active. I just wanted to wish you all a merry Christmas in case I don't see you tomorrow. And in case you aren't Christian, it doesn't matter what religion you belong to, I wish you a happy holiday!

I'm glad that things have gone well I would like to say Merry Christmas although not actually yet but almost. Now I'm ready all presents wrapped and I'm looking forward to Xmas but new year cant say I'm looking forward to it. Next year in 2010 It will be two years in february that I joined the barracks ,and seen people come and go and new members joining good link Ismael92 happy vacations everyone. I also level up too.

At 12/24/09 09:10 AM, reverend wrote: Umm hi.

Hello. :)

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Damn right. The author comments are the most retarded piles of words I've ever read on an NG submission:

"READ FIRST:
I KNOW THIS IS FROM CLUB PENGUIN
EVERYTHING ILL UPLOAD WILL BE CREATED BY DISNEY
I HAVE NOT DONE ANY OF THE FLASHES I UPLOAD
I ONLY UPLOAD IT BECAUSE I WANT PEOPLE TO BE INFORMED
SO STOP TELING ME I STEAL, I DONT STEAL."

If ever there was a use for that watchlist, this would be it.

*Quietly snickers at Cobra's inability to hide his porn stash.*

Need some help here, I'm having trouble deciding which idea I should use on the next intermission chapter:

1) The truth behind Cal Ripken Jr's streak (based from some urban legend)

2) Canas getting phished

Hey fellas, I thought I'd drop by with a present. Happy holidays everyone!

As the author comment indicates, this is the opening to Sonic CD. Neither the animation nor the audio was made by the user. Also, aside from the replay button, I don't see any modifications or additions at all. It's your call.

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The original author also happens to have have an account on newgrounds, though he hasn't posted this particular animation here.

Merry Christmas guys.

I can't sleep so I am guarding the portal.