Trailer made from gameplay footage:
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At 7/7/17 05:01 AM, YomToxic wrote: Suddenly, Flappy Bird Clone.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/696093
At 7/7/17 10:23 AM, Jackho wrote: Trailer made from gameplay footage:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/696109
Gone.
At 7/7/17 02:00 AM, EDM364 wrote:At 7/7/17 01:24 AM, JoeSketchConcepts-NG wrote: Any response will be appreciated, Sergeant EagleRock, SIR!Well, look what the cat dragged in, a newcomer! Sort of. Looks like last time you applied you were either looked over by accident or simply forgot the welcome wagon. Congratulations on your rank of Private. That's one tick off the list.
Yes, it's a good start.
Hmm.. I see you've already applied to the now defunct NGPD. Shame what's become of that place. A lot has changed over the years. You'll note that @EagleRock left us some time ago. Our current CBO is @byteslinger. Should she affirm my overview, you will be granted entrance to our Cadet program. If she or any other officers object, you'll have to do some leg work.
@EagleRock and I go way back; he's a good guy with a big heart, but as with many people here in Newgrounds, real life takes priority. As such, I have the honor of being the Chief Barracks Officer here, and more importantly, the privilege of working with the finest group of people I know. As such, I trust their judgment implicitly, and I do concur with @EDM364 that you are qualified for the ROTC. With a little training and guidance, you can work on that silver whistle and more detailed reviews and posts.
Am I addressing you properly with all the 'sirs'?That depends on your concept of sir, maggot! Drop and give me 2.5 minutes to think up another memetic phrase! Now that you're fresh out of pushup position, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to review our manifesto, code of conduct, and await debrief.
"Sir" is fine; it denotes the respect for the position, and not the gender base of the officer. However, I also will accept "Dark Queen over all that is not Linux" (an inside joke between EagleRock and me)
You have your orders. Dismissed!
@byteslinger, awaiting your confirmation.
@EDM364, I will confirm this appointment. I now open the floor up to all members of the Barracks to weigh in, publicly or privately, with their support or objections. Barring any major issues, I will issue a formal announcement within 48 hours.
RECO EDM364, out!
Thank you, job well done!
*Salutes*
More flappy bird clones... and this time, literally!
EDIT: HOLY QUANTUM TACOS WITH BBQ SAUCE ON TOP. I just realize that this was a crew with a specific joining requirement and recruitment policy.
Apologies in advance if I broke any in-house rules.
PU PI PI PU PI PIII
PU PI PI PU PI PIII
At 7/8/17 04:43 AM, YomToxic wrote: More flappy bird clones... and this time, literally!
Did it work for you? It only has a grey screen with some buttons that don't work for me. Anyone else have that issue?
Apologies in advance if I broke any in-house rules.
Nah, no rules on submissions by groups, other than don't unfairly upvote. :)
At 7/8/17 12:39 PM, Exedor wrote:At 7/8/17 04:43 AM, YomToxic wrote: More flappy bird clones... and this time, literally!Did it work for you? It only has a grey screen with some buttons that don't work for me. Anyone else have that issue?
Nah, no rules on submissions by groups, other than don't unfairly upvote. :)
Apologies in advance if I broke any in-house rules.
It loads up data from this site:
http://www.lexaloffle.com/bbs/?cat=7&sub=2
...and the account's been created on the 7th of july... so...
stolen content?
PU PI PI PU PI PIII
PU PI PI PU PI PIII
At 7/8/17 12:47 PM, YomToxic wrote: It loads up data from this site:
http://www.lexaloffle.com/bbs/?cat=7&sub=2
...and the account's been created on the 7th of july... so...
stolen content?
I think it may be legit :
https://www.lexaloffle.com/bbs/?uid=24876
https://itch.io/jam/fantasy-console-game-jam-1/rate/155589
Musicians make music , producers make products. * drops mic :D
Music video with only music and an image(the creator has some trouble with her/his submission):
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This game was stolen from here
http://discoverykids.com/games/volcano-explorer/
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It doesn't even work if it's not on the discoverykids.com server because it uses links to other apps on their site. Yet it still passed judgement. Sad!
At 7/12/17 02:24 PM, GUTHRIE wrote: This game was stolen from here http://discoverykids.com/games/volcano-explorer/
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/696313
It doesn't even work if it's not on the discoverykids.com server because it uses links to other apps on their site. Yet it still passed judgement. Sad!
Removed it. Thanks for the original source and report.
At 7/13/17 05:17 AM, NekoMika wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/696356
Speed painting videos are fine but crap like this is not. To me, it just says "look at how little effort I put into this 'game' to get into the portal as fast as possible."
I preface this by saying that I have no idea why a person who got locked before for breaking all sorts of rules (StaticSkull) is allowed to have another account and just continue like before.
You are, however, deluding yourself if you think this submission is any worse than the average speedpainting on Newgrounds. Speedpaintings are allowed and this submission doesn't break any rules, so it will stay up. The EGB is not for witchhunting, if you endevour to get rid of the user (something I support, taking the lying about breaking the rules nature of StaticSkull in mind), then aim your message towards the adminstration, as no portal mod can help you with that case.
Personally, I think that any of his submissions (art, movies, games, etc.) should be taken off based on the fact that he is avoiding the locking of his account by creating multiple others but that's not up to me to decide.
At 7/13/17 10:18 AM, NekoMika wrote:At 7/13/17 09:41 AM, Asandir wrote:You are, however, deluding yourself if you think this submission is any worse than the average speedpainting on Newgrounds. Speedpaintings are allowed and this submission doesn't break any rules, so it will stay up. The EGB is not for witchhunting, if you endevour to get rid of the user (something I support, taking the lying about breaking the rules nature of StaticSkull in mind), then aim your message towards the adminstration, as no portal mod can help you with that case.
Not witch hunting, was unaware speed dev videos were allowed. Speedpainting I'm aware is always allowed, guess I shall keep it in mind for speed dev videos as well now.
What I see in the video is him painting a character of the low quality game up to 4:32, the rest is programming and moving flash boxes around (the only part worth debating about if it breaks the rules). Speed dev would be someone exclusively recording himself coding a game. You could make a fair case that the majority of the video is not a speed painting and worth deleting but I am not hedging my bets of it staying unpublished, with how generous the rules have been interpreted for SkullKid in the past (up to allowing him more accounts and letting him still submit content).
At 7/13/17 05:17 AM, NekoMika wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/696356
Speed painting videos are fine but crap like this is not. To me, it just says "look at how little effort I put into this 'game' to get into the portal as fast as possible."
HellboundGoth/StaticSkull is a douche for the way he's manipulated and violated the rules.
Regardless of that, I voted to blam that submission based on its quality, but now that it's passed judgement I don't think it warrants Mod intervention.
I give most speedpaints a flat zero and don't know who's coming to NG for that type of content. Fair enough when the finished drawing is really impressive (though imo it's more suited to the art portal with maybe a youtube link to the process), but when the artwork isn't even good I just don't understand what people are seeing to think it deserves 2/5 or above.
I don't know how clicker games ever pass judgement either though and they almost always do, so clearly my tastes and those of most portal voters are totally disparate.
Anyway, in other news I just ranked up from Master Sergeant to Sgt. First Class and now I'm also packing a shiny deity whistle! The latter is mainly thanks to all the stolen content over on the audio portal (and to the audio mods for being so quick to remove it).
I'm looking forward to the next roster update since I've been really active on the portal this past week or two.
At 7/14/17 12:10 PM, Jackho wrote: I give most speedpaints a flat zero and don't know who's coming to NG for that type of content. Fair enough when the finished drawing is really impressive (though imo it's more suited to the art portal with maybe a youtube link to the process), but when the artwork isn't even good I just don't understand what people are seeing to think it deserves 2/5 or above.
Agreed. Speedpaints are artwork over time, and should be uploaded to the art portal for proper reviews.
I don't know how clicker games ever pass judgement either though and they almost always do, so clearly my tastes and those of most portal voters are totally disparate.
The term you're looking for is "point whores" - since mathematically it's easier for something to pass than it is to be blammed. It's all about rank points. Been that way since the portal was opened.
Anyway, in other news I just ranked up from Master Sergeant to Sgt. First Class and now I'm also packing a shiny deity whistle! The latter is mainly thanks to all the stolen content over on the audio portal (and to the audio mods for being so quick to remove it).
Congrats on your promotion and the deity whistle! I did notice that on the current roster scan, and yes, it will be mentioned in the August 1st roster update.
I'm looking forward to the next roster update since I've been really active on the portal this past week or two.
You've been doing fine! Keep up the great work!
*Salutes*
At 7/14/17 01:11 PM, byteslinger wrote:At 7/14/17 12:10 PM, Jackho wrote: I give most speedpaints a flat zero and don't know who's coming to NG for that type of content. Fair enough when the finished drawing is really impressive (though imo it's more suited to the art portal with maybe a youtube link to the process), but when the artwork isn't even good I just don't understand what people are seeing to think it deserves 2/5 or above.Agreed. Speedpaints are artwork over time, and should be uploaded to the art portal for proper reviews.
The art, yes, the videos, no. Speedpaint videos has been discussed and deemed to be ok. Some are great and it's interesting to see awesome pieces go together sometimes. But yes, then there are the other ones. That's where we give the Newgrounds Community their voice in the matter.If they pass one that has crappy art being produced, then that's their decision. Yes, vote appr0priately, whatever your heart desires.
I don't know how clicker games ever pass judgement eitherThe term you're looking for is "point whores" It's all about rank points. Been that way since the portal was opened.
This is true. People have forgotten that it's about whether it's good, enjoyable, and worth keeping, not about whether something works, even tho it sux.
At 7/15/17 02:35 PM, NekoMika wrote: http://bmimo.newgrounds.com/
Stealing other people's games and uploading them as their own.
Removed, thanks for the report.
No animation in here, just a slideshow of T-shirt pics.
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Musicians make music , producers make products. * drops mic :D
Takes a full song from South Park:
At 7/13/17 09:41 AM, Asandir wrote:
Speedpaintings are allowed
An unfortunate state of affairs which I intend to take the piss out of on Clock Day
A shovelware game from NsrEscapeGames:
I'm not sure if it also happens to anybody else's computers but this game doesn't open on mine,it only has 'Simple Snake is compatible with every browser, just open it with it or embed it in'.
At 7/17/17 10:33 AM, MchectorII wrote: I'm not sure if it also happens to anybody else's computers but this game doesn't open on mine,it only has 'Simple Snake is compatible with every browser, just open it with it or embed it in'.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/696578
Loads up and plays fine for me but it is just a simple snake game so I don't see it lasting anyway.
This music video only has music playing and a few images:
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Straight rip of this classic Super Flash Bros game. "Part 2" my ass.
At 7/18/17 10:28 AM, Jackho wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/696633
Straight rip of this classic Super Flash Bros game. "Part 2" my ass.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/552005
It is gone! Spooooooky!
Boo! Leave the stage.... booo? Get it? Ok, I'll go now.
This video uses images from Teen Titans Go:
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And this belongs more on the Art Portal:
This passed judgement but I suspected it's just a compilation of several other people's work:
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This submission contains age-rated material and requires an account to view.
For some proof, I took a screenshot of the first loop and reverse image searched it, which lead to
(nsfw) where it's credited to someone named Ellowas, and the second loop lead back to
(nsfw again), where it was uploaded under the username Arhoangel who seems to be the original creator as well. Some of the other loops in the compilation also come from this tumblr page.
The NG user may or may not be responsible for adding sound to the loops, but even so that means most of the upload is still not his.
Just your friendly neighborhood porn detective keeping it real over here.
This has been uploaded and presumably blammed at least twice already, unless it was removed for another reason. Rule breaking?
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At 7/19/17 08:26 PM, Jackho wrote: This has been uploaded and presumably blammed at least twice already, unless it was removed for another reason. Rule breaking?
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/696697
I found in the Obituaries that it got blammed once, but I did not see the submission then, so I don't know if the author made improvements to the upload or not. Considering that it got blammed yesterday, though, I doubt it.
Removing it now.
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.
At 7/19/17 08:51 PM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: I found in the Obituaries that it got blammed once, but I did not see the submission then, so I don't know if the author made improvements to the upload or not. Considering that it got blammed yesterday, though, I doubt it.
Removing it now.
I think this is the same thing uploaded
yet again
under a different title. To be honest I didn't exactly commit the previous uploads to memory so he may have changed or extended it.
