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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-03-27 11:55:20


At 3/27/11 11:43 AM, Tycrane wrote: Well whaddya' know:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/56 5878
He's re-uploading stolen content again in hopes of it passing since the first time he tried his flash got insta-killed. Not today buddy.

Just noticed that as well lol. It always depresses me that these guys still think they won't be caught, but hey without idiots like these I would have nobody to help me keep my whistle all shiny D:
Anyway, nice catch man : )

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-03-27 12:11:28


At 3/27/11 11:55 AM, BigMike47 wrote:
At 3/27/11 11:43 AM, Tycrane wrote: Well whaddya' know:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/56 5878
He's re-uploading stolen content again in hopes of it passing since the first time he tried his flash got insta-killed. Not today buddy.
Just noticed that as well lol. It always depresses me that these guys still think they won't be caught, but hey without idiots like these I would have nobody to help me keep my whistle all shiny D:
Anyway, nice catch man : )

Hehe, true that. :P

Just looked up the flash and saw that it was instantly flagged. Man, the feeling that you've accomplished something here in NG feels mighty good! It's like Charlie Sheen all over again.

Anyways, I sent Wade a PM about those 2 flashes (Bale out & Dragon Ball Heroes) and hopefully they'll be deleted, I hate it when stuff like this passes through the portal.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-03-27 12:48:35


Looks like that Texas Holdem Poker passed. You think people would suspect something, considering that it doesn't fit the frame properly.

Oh, and the penguin thing passed too. I'm shocked, I thought that most users would vote to blam something that didn't even work.

Astounding. Just when you think it can't get any dumber...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-03-27 16:17:40


Well, we have another casualty of all of the crud being passed on the portal.

Bahamut has officially stopped the Top 300 BP list. In a nutshell, he's truly disgusted about all of the crap that passes, and he feels that he's rewarding all of these selfish statwhores by listing their names on a weekly basis.

I can't say that I blame him. I will miss the friendly banter, but I respect his decision.

I also invited him to join the EGB, since he'll have some free time now - and he feels the same way we do about the state of the portal.

Take this as a wake up call, soldiers! We need to keep fighting the good fight - and we need to build up our ranks with new members that are serious about keeping balance in the portal.

When the going gets tough - the tough get bigger guns and fight back harder!

That is all - see you at the front lines!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-03-27 17:33:10


Hmm, good bytes, I liked Mut's decision, I think it was pretty intelligent, there's lots of statwhores out there. just trying to enter his list.

Also, liked your attitude, inviting him to join us is pretty cool, I talk to him once in a while at AIM and he seems to be an awesomely cool guy. :)

Also, just saying that next week I'm gonna be out, going to Ozzy Osbourne's show! Gonna be the whole week away, so, no crying plz.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-03-27 20:44:17


At 3/27/11 04:17 PM, byteslinger wrote: I can't say that I blame him. I will miss the friendly banter, but I respect his decision.

I kind of agree with him, you know. Although I do think the mess is in part due to the daily flood of 12 year olds who got their sense of quality from YouTube, there is more than likely a lot of people on that very list who were blindly point-whoring just for the sake of being on it. If stopping the list wil discourage the main offenders in this respect, then so much the better, IMO.

I also invited him to join the EGB, since he'll have some free time now - and he feels the same way we do about the state of the portal.

Lol, check the first page of the EGB. He's an old, old ex-member already. I suppose we could let him back in... if he acts nice to Coop and doesn't get all terratorial over the mod-kennel. :P

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-03-28 01:22:04


At 3/27/11 04:17 PM, byteslinger wrote: Well, we have another casualty of all of the crud being passed on the portal.

Bahamut has officially stopped the Top 300 BP list. In a nutshell, he's truly disgusted about all of the crap that passes, and he feels that he's rewarding all of these selfish statwhores by listing their names on a weekly basis.

It is sad but true as many of these users love to see how they are doing. Then there are others who try to get as many points as they can so they can one day be on the list. If it had kept up then we would have most of the list looking like Toocool100 (the only user have seen who saves were earned and not gained in an ill manner)

I can't say that I blame him. I will miss the friendly banter, but I respect his decision.

I doubt this will have much of an impact as it hurt the few regulars who do the right thing instead of the statwhores who will continue doing this anyways despite there being no list.

I also invited him to join the EGB, since he'll have some free time now - and he feels the same way we do about the state of the portal.

I was once a member of the EGB and though my PM with him he lets me know that he lurks in this thread along with the NGPD to find stolen entries to flag. He also told me (as many of you may know) that if you see something stolen and he is online send him a PM and he will help to flag it.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-03-28 11:45:09


Hey guys, make sure you view my very own submission made to rant about the GoAnimate submissions out there that I do not find fitting for the portal, so I made one. Isn't that just edgy?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-03-28 14:31:06


Sorry to double post, but I had to express my utter disappointment with Newgrounds as my submission passed. I didn't even vote on it myself so that I wouldn't tip the scales. I didn't even get the frame crop right, I am very disappointed.

I guess Bahamut had a point, too many submissions pass without having earned the right to. It's just sad.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-03-28 16:06:25


Looks like this game is stolen, it has an activated sitelock that states that it is indeed illegally stolen from Adultswim!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-03-28 16:11:06


At 3/28/11 02:31 PM, Phantom wrote: I guess Bahamut had a point, too many submissions pass without having earned the right to. It's just sad.

Aye, yeah I totally agree and it's the fault of all those sheep out there who just mindlessly vote 5 to everything they are told to (or because they just want quick points).

Here is a perfect example to support my claim:

Basically in this flash it's just a loading screen that neatly says "vote 5 for free protection," but if one was to actually wait and show a little

patience

for the video to load they would realize it is just a picture of Charlie doing nothing (how this is even qualified as a flash I will never understand). Basically it's because many users just want a quick level up and don't think about the consquences of their actions, which really mucks things up for the rest of us : /

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-03-28 16:11:29


At 3/28/11 04:06 PM, Asandir wrote: Looks like this game is stolen, it has an activated sitelock that states that it is indeed illegally stolen from Adultswim!

Yeah, that guy's an idiot. Half of his stolen stuff doesn't even work. If that doesn't get blammed, I don't know what will. I can make a better flash with Microsoft PowerPoint.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-03-28 19:42:26


Tau Troops... wow, that's original.

Sadly, it's just another "new name, same old shit" group, so while you may eagerly consider the maligned button of zero, you must watch them first. One might be passable... though I doubt it.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-03-28 20:25:35


At 3/28/11 02:31 PM, Phantom wrote: Sorry to double post, but I had to express my utter disappointment with Newgrounds as my submission passed. I didn't even vote on it myself so that I wouldn't tip the scales. I didn't even get the frame crop right, I am very disappointed.

I heard your plea and gave it a zero like you wanted since an old battle comrade asked, but at the same time, I remember in the rules that it is illegal to submit flash for the soul purpose of getting blammed which if I am not mistaken you just did.

I guess Bahamut had a point, too many submissions pass without having earned the right to. It's just sad.

It is because of that I lost my blams being higher then my saves when came back from inactivity and like Coop who does the list I was usually in the top 5. But what saddens me is that when people were going blam crazy Wade took away those users B/P and EXP saying we need flash on NG but now that the opposite is happening they don't do anything. I swear if the admins came in and did like they did before to those who are letting this shit pass I am willing to bet the rest will shape up and start blamming the garbage.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-03-28 21:16:22


At 3/28/11 08:25 PM, LittleWashu wrote: I heard your plea and gave it a zero like you wanted since an old battle comrade asked, but at the same time, I remember in the rules that it is illegal to submit flash for the soul purpose of getting blammed which if I am not mistaken you just did.

It was more of a clarification on how unworthy the submissions are and how in general they should not be on Newgrounds. As I said I didn't even vote on it, and gained nothing out of it passing, except sadness. It's a cruel Irony that in 07' the blam rate was way more accurate and now even the flash that asks to you to blam it is passing.

It is because of that I lost my blams being higher then my saves when came back from inactivity and like Coop who does the list I was usually in the top 5. But what saddens me is that when people were going blam crazy Wade took away those users B/P and EXP saying we need flash on NG but now that the opposite is happening they don't do anything. I swear if the admins came in and did like they did before to those who are letting this shit pass I am willing to bet the rest will shape up and start blamming the garbage.

Admin intervention is rare and about as reliable as government intervention, now that the staff has gained a LOT more profit from their work and the portal's entry system is cared for a lot less.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-03-28 22:18:43


At 3/28/11 09:16 PM, Phantom wrote:
At 3/28/11 08:25 PM, LittleWashu wrote: I heard your plea and gave it a zero like you wanted since an old battle comrade asked, but at the same time, I remember in the rules that it is illegal to submit flash for the soul purpose of getting blammed which if I am not mistaken you just did.
It was more of a clarification on how unworthy the submissions are and how in general they should not be on Newgrounds. As I said I didn't even vote on it, and gained nothing out of it passing, except sadness. It's a cruel Irony that in 07' the blam rate was way more accurate and now even the flash that asks to you to blam it is passing.

Not to mention test flashes as well. I remember whenever a test flash would enter the portal it would be blammed and 95% of the time the author wanted it blammed. Now I am seeing crappy test flash movies pass judgement as well. Before I went inactive the first time I could get blam points very easily and a lot more the just a few hundred blam points in a month. But as soon as I came back it only took a couple of months for my saves to pass my blams. Now if the crap and half assed flashes were getting blammed like they were supposed to and this happened I would really have cared that much but it isn't and once again I was facepalming.

It is because of that I lost my blams being higher then my saves when came back from inactivity and like Coop who does the list I was usually in the top 5. But what saddens me is that when people were going blam crazy Wade took away those users B/P and EXP saying we need flash on NG but now that the opposite is happening they don't do anything. I swear if the admins came in and did like they did before to those who are letting this shit pass I am willing to bet the rest will shape up and start blamming the garbage.
Admin intervention is rare and about as reliable as government intervention, now that the staff has gained a LOT more profit from their work and the portal's entry system is cared for a lot less.

They were doing so some time ago to stop the KK and the spam crew flash movies from getting TOTW. For a few months the portal was actually getting a turd of the week that was just like the old days until that KK flash adding insult to injury to what happened in Japan won turd.

So if they can do that then I think they can appoint some staff that can watch the portal and get rid of the shit that they know shouldn't be passing but is due to bad statwhores bad voting habits.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-03-29 00:07:59


This is why this site is dying:

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-03-29 08:08:33


Considering the offer byteslinger gave to me to join (or rather rejoin) the Elite Guard Barracks, I felt it was only fair to make a response here. As much as I'd love to help out with you guys, I feel I won't be of any help here. The only times when I even check the latest portal submissions is when I'm depositing my alts and see what I can blam with my Toohot100 alt. Although there's flashes that will need to be flagged and my Deity whistle will come in handy, I fear flagging it with my main will only give me a blam point later on and some of you should know how much I want to stay at 77,777 B/P forever or at least until they add new ranks. Any submissions that need to be flagged will have its whistle blown by another account of mine.

To be honest, I'm not one that wants to pay tons of attention to the under judgment portal anymore. Without the need to check the portal all the time, it eases up my time to do other things such as spending more time on games, writing up more stuff (rants, reviews, etc) and I'd much rather do that. As for watching/playing any flashes, I'd like to save all my energy for either icon modding or medal games. For all these reasons I've explained, I don't think I'm the officer you're seeking for but I appreciate the thought nonetheless.

At 3/27/11 08:44 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: Lol, check the first page of the EGB. He's an old, old ex-member already. I suppose we could let him back in... if he acts nice to Coop and doesn't get all terratorial over the mod-kennel. :P

We have enough fights on the other side of the BBS. :P

At 3/28/11 01:22 AM, LittleWashu wrote: He also told me (as many of you may know) that if you see something stolen and he is online send him a PM and he will help to flag it.

Washu isn't telling a lie here. Even though I'm not really wanting to pay a lot of attention to the recent submissions, I'm all good with anyone bringing up submissions to me that need to be flagged. At least then we'll have a bit more power to pull down one flash.

At 3/28/11 07:42 PM, Coop wrote: Tau Troops... wow, that's original.

Oh wow, another Clock Crew clone. It's sad to see kids are still trying to make flash groups in this age. To me, flash crews died in 2008 and anyone continuing them now is just beating a dead horse. When I heard about this small wave of spam in the portal, I did help out with some zeros on Toohot100. Sad to see one of them passed since that's all they need from now on to get every crappy submission of theirs to pass if they intend to spew more crap in the near future.

At 3/28/11 09:16 PM, Phantom wrote: Admin intervention is rare and about as reliable as government intervention, now that the staff has gained a LOT more profit from their work and the portal's entry system is cared for a lot less.

One thing to keep in mind is how much they're focused on the upcoming redesign. I'm sure they have tons to work on right now and shouldn't pile more work on the staff members. That reason alone is why I haven't complained to Tom or Wade about the state of the portal. And besides, Tom has at least expressed his thoughts on cookie cutter flash games so there may be some hope but for now I'd rather forget the B/P updates.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-03-29 13:48:49


At 3/29/11 12:07 AM, Phantom wrote: This is why this site is dying:

Yep, a live action video just passed judgment on the

flash

portal..... Is that even acceptable, I mean from what I understood Newgrounds was a place for flash games/movies not homemade videos. Lately the amount of stuff passing judgment has gotten kind of crazy, but this is pretty much the final nail in the coffin. I think it may be time for Wade to make an appearance to the voters and address all this crap that is passing judgment ( I mean we have the blam button for a reason).

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-03-29 14:57:28


At 3/29/11 01:48 PM, BigMike47 wrote: Yep, a live action video just passed judgment on the flash portal..... Is that even acceptable

Live action flashes have been accepted before. One great example is Awesome Video Games who actually have their own series page so live action videos are accepted but only if they show actual effort, not typical YouTube crap like the one we just saw. They should be blammed on sight.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-03-29 15:05:44


Can I be in the elite guard? Ill give you a haypenny.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-03-29 15:37:44


At 3/29/11 03:05 PM, blahblahblahblah wrote: Can I be in the elite guard? Ill give you a haypenny.

Unfortunately, you do not meet our minimum qualifications to request membership at this time. You need to be a rank of Private or better (2,500bp), with at least a Bronze whistle, and a history of helpful reviews and BBS posts. Might I recommend contacting TailsPrower at the Newgrounds Police Department (NGPD) if you are interested in starting a career in defending the Portal. Many of the current Elite Guard have worked their way through the NGPD.

Good luck - we wish you well. When you are ready, please feel free to drop by again.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-03-29 15:45:39


There is another of these Chocobreak-flashes, can you blow your whistle of them? Because the weren´t deleted in the past despite me blowing the whistle on them, so I don´t know if they are considered stolen by the moderators.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-03-29 15:49:48


I click the Flash portal button by mistake, and Look what I see Yet another person trying to pass chocobreak as their own work.

We all know Tom called this Chocobreak taboo for the portal So it is up for flags people.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-03-29 20:24:43


At 3/29/11 02:57 PM, Bahamut wrote:
At 3/29/11 01:48 PM, BigMike47 wrote: Yep, a live action video just passed judgment on the flash portal..... Is that even acceptable
Live action flashes have been accepted before.

Extremely relevant:

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-03-29 22:51:43


At 3/29/11 08:24 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote:
Live action flashes have been accepted before.
Extremely relevant:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/20 6373

Holy crap, the Numa Numa guy was originally from Newgrounds....My day=Made.

Also, thanks you guys for clarifying that live action movies are acceptable for the portal (wasn't sure).

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-03-29 23:03:11


Seems we may have our next group of spammers to crawl out of the darkness and onto NG.

Figured to post this here so you guys can see this for yourselves. Judging by how NG votes on flashes, these guys have it made since their preloader and opening credits have more effort in them than the entire contents of the rest of their flashes.

Something tells me this won't be the last time these people, the L* (Lucky Stars) will be showing up in the portal. :/


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-03-29 23:26:35


PowerPrower if you look at the sign update on the account it is from 2007. I have seen a few I would not count it as spam in my view, but it looks dull not really a fan of anime dubbing. One user who does bother me slightly is Vegat40 submitting the same crap Alien Seduces Women. Its a real shame you are not doing the top 300 Bahamut but I get why its a shame stat whores have to ruin it.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-03-30 04:26:25


At 3/29/11 03:49 PM, LittleWashu wrote: I click the Flash portal button by mistake, and Look what I see Yet another person trying to pass chocobreak as their own work.

ERROR - No submission ever existed with ID 566069.

Well that's something, I don't recall seeing that error message before other than Clock Day.

At 3/29/11 08:24 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote:
At 3/29/11 02:57 PM, Bahamut wrote: Live action flashes have been accepted before.
Extremely relevant:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/20 6373

Damn, how on earth could I forget Numa Numa, especially when it was BIG in 2005 and before a time YouTube even existed? It's sad to see it has more views on YouTube now but I could at least understand that for fitting better over there than here.

At 3/29/11 11:03 PM, PowerPrower wrote: Something tells me this won't be the last time these people, the L* (Lucky Stars) will be showing up in the portal. :/

I'll give the portal a helping hand if I see any of their flashes under judgment while I'm depositing my alts.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-03-30 10:59:35


Notice to ALL EGB Members.

The roll call for March 2011 is now over. Please review the results here.

That is all.

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