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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-07 23:30:03


At 2/7/06 11:26 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: .....hold me? :'(

If I did that sir, then you would get haggled for fraternizing with an enlisted rank. Thats a no-no...however, I'll give you a casual nod of the head to recognize that you exist...*e-nod*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-07 23:34:13


At 2/7/06 11:13 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
At 2/7/06 11:04 PM, iangb wrote: I'll be a qualifying member in a week or so.
Excellent!

Incidentally, think I beat you on average no. of B/P per day, SlashFirestorm. As of today (8th of Feb) I've been a NG member for exactly a month, and my B/P count is 1127 in total.
O RLY? lol, well maybe per day, if we take our entire account time into account. I'm too lazy to do that math though, lol. But my b/p daily average as of the last top 300 list update was over 140 a day...heheh...I didn't start seriously b/p'ing until shortly before I entered the Barracks as a PFC...then I became the madman I am today, lol. But your speed is impressive...I look forward to you joining us! :salute:

Heh, fair enough. I just read what I posted, and I come across as a total arrogant pr*ck. Hah. Anyway, cool. :salute:

More like :kowtow:, but there we go.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-08 00:14:32


Days end report:
BP - a dismal 14. day off tomorrow (today) so hoping to make corporal.
Flags: 1 submission

now back to kings of chaos...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-08 00:15:49


end of day report

B/P 53
submissions flagged 1
Flagged reviews 1200

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-08 00:19:13


Day's end report:

112 points. :'( A lot for most people, but sad for me...my daily average for this week is now only 139.7...I am ashamed.

lol
At 2/7/06 11:30 PM, K-Pingu wrote:
At 2/7/06 11:26 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: .....hold me? :'(
If I did that sir, then you would get haggled for fraternizing with an enlisted rank. Thats a no-no...however, I'll give you a casual nod of the head to recognize that you exist...*e-nod*

I feel so privileged...lol...

At 2/7/06 11:34 PM, iangb wrote:
Heh, fair enough. I just read what I posted, and I come across as a total arrogant pr*ck. Hah. Anyway, cool. :salute:

Nah, it's okay. I'm arrogant a lot too (although I do deserve to be, heheh)...

Back to the portal! Good hunting, everyone! :salute:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-08 00:48:31


Just came back from UNC Chapel Hill a while ago as I had lots of fun teasing the UNC fans there after my school beat them by 4 in an away game. Yea, I know that it is werid for girls to be interested in b/p. But hey, ramagi is a girl, LittleWashu is a girl. So I guess that it is not a big deal after all. Considering that the portal is fairly active, I may be able to get 45-50 points despite a busy day. :P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-08 07:14:55


At 2/8/06 12:48 AM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: Just came back from UNC Chapel Hill a while ago as I had lots of fun teasing the UNC fans there after my school beat them by 4 in an away game. Yea, I know that it is werid for girls to be interested in b/p. But hey, ramagi is a girl, LittleWashu is a girl. So I guess that it is not a big deal after all. Considering that the portal is fairly active, I may be able to get 45-50 points despite a busy day. :P

Yeah but most women don't care too much for internet or NG... But anything can happen in a place like that... By the way, you changed you sig just a tad too early... 2 points actually... Almost had me fooled there...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-08 08:25:36


Midday report.

Earlier this week, I was well past my 30/day. Now I find myself this morning playing catchup from the lack of flash yesterday. So far I have scored 5 points of todays 'allowance' of 30, plus maiking up 8 from yesterday's missed quota. 13 so far, I need more UJ flash.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-08 10:51:46


At 2/7/06 05:05 PM, Major_punk wrote: I actually aim to stay above 40% but I just thought the combination of those three numbers was pretty nifty lookin. I'll start reviewing again shortly but I don't really enjoy all that much.

Well, don't worry about dropping 40% at the moment. That won't ever happen and I'm sure you'll keep reviewing flashes that'll get you a response.

50/day is fine for me to, it's actually my daily quota but for the past... oh maybe 6 weeks I've been averaging near 100/day. Big drop.

Yep, you crazy B/P for the last few weeks. It seems to be since the christmas holidays you've gained a very fast pace on B/P.

At 2/7/06 11:04 PM, iangb wrote: Incidentally, think I beat you on average no. of B/P per day, SlashFirestorm. As of today (8th of Feb) I've been a NG member for exactly a month, and my B/P count is 1127 in total.

That's pretty good. I've only seen one other 2006 account getting to Elite Guard. 1127 in a month is a good amount of B/P. Good luck getting to Elite Guard.

At 2/7/06 10:20 PM, Major_punk wrote: Unrelated:
Anyone want to take any guesses of when the top 50 will be full of EGSC's?

I think Saturday.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-08 11:05:03


At 2/7/06 10:49 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
At 2/7/06 09:51 PM, EagleRock wrote: Wow...being referred to in the same category as the Praporshchik is refreshing...makes me think like I can still B/P!
lol, you're not THAT much slower than me, sir. Compared to most people, you're a speed demon too!

Hah...true. It just seems that there are plenty of people here that get 100 B/P days now. Maybe it's just me, but I feel like I've either slown down, or everyone else has sped up.

Part of my job, sir. I gotta be respectful to anyone who asks about the Barracks, but I will bring up anything unusual I happen to find for other soldiers to know about.

Thanks for your service, Praporshchik!

Glad I didn't have to deal with it. It appears the post was deleted...the user must be gone.
Yeah, the spam problem in the NGPD spilled over here, although in a much smaller degree. The mods took care of everything though. Special <3 goes to the mods who helped us all out.

That's good to hear. Of course, I've noticed most Barracks members handle the situation well anyway.

At 2/8/06 12:19 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Day's end report:

112 points. :'( A lot for most people, but sad for me...my daily average for this week is now only 139.7...I am ashamed.
lol

I only got 90 points yesterday. I was very busy and couldn't make the quota. However, I'm still 80 points ahead and have a great chance of skipping another day (all I need is 120 B/P).

Nah, it's okay. I'm arrogant a lot too (although I do deserve to be, heheh)...

Hmm...I think you just broke my Arrogance Meter.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-08 11:34:32


At 2/5/06 03:45 PM, Danatom wrote: Reporting in sir! Genuinely inrested in Blaming and Protecting sir! Will work tirelessly to get there sir!

i just quoted my self. yep im crazy. discharge me now.


If a man that always tells the truth comes up to you and says that another man always tells lies, and the man who always lies come up to you and says "I'm lying", then is he?

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-08 11:38:14


At 2/7/06 10:55 PM, sprint-T wrote: hello, I know you hate me for bothering you but how much B/P do I need to get in.

your a citizen right now. you need to be an elite officer, that measn going thorught 10 levels. work for it andits yours though! i go to the portal everyday to rack up my B/P points!


If a man that always tells the truth comes up to you and says that another man always tells lies, and the man who always lies come up to you and says "I'm lying", then is he?

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-08 11:39:45


At 2/8/06 11:38 AM, Danatom wrote:
At 2/7/06 10:55 PM, sprint-T wrote: hello, I know you hate me for bothering you but how much B/P do I need to get in.

also, you need about 10000 B/P points to be an elites guard lutenite, bnut about 5000-6000 to get in.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-08 11:40:30


Finally, I reached Elite Guard Major which gave me a total VP of 8.04! :D It took me much longer than I expected, especially the final 2 points. :P But hey, it is better late than never. ;) I got 55 points yesterday which was not too bad. However, I found out that my ranked still dropped by one spot, grrrr... (Yea, No.139 AGAIN. :( ) But as long as I kepp my pace at 40-45 per day, I will be moving forwards. :P The portal is slow right now, suggest keeping the DEFCON level at 4. Salutes!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-08 11:47:02


At 2/8/06 11:40 AM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: Finally, I reached Elite Guard Major which gave me a total VP of 8.04! :D

Congrats on reaching Elite Guard Major AND getting to over 8.00VP. :) *salutes* Good luck on getting to 9.00 VP which I am 0.01 VP short of getting that number.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-08 12:11:33


At 2/8/06 11:39 AM, Danatom wrote: also, you need about 10000 B/P points to be an elites guard lutenite, bnut about 5000-6000 to get in.

Actually, it's 1,500 B/P to get Elite Guard Private. If you want to get a higher rank, that's a different pergoative. However, getting into the Barracks only takes Elite Guard Private.

Also, please don't make spam-like posts over and over again. We welcome all that are friendly to the Portal, but don't fill up the Barracks with spam. Thank you.

At 2/8/06 11:40 AM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: Finally, I reached Elite Guard Major which gave me a total VP of 8.04! :D It took me much longer than I expected, especially the final 2 points. :P But hey, it is better late than never. ;)

I noticed your sig was changed when I posted in the WWE club...congratulations, sir! May that extra VP do you well on the Portal, sir!

I got 55 points yesterday which was not too bad. However, I found out that my ranked still dropped by one spot, grrrr... (Yea, No.139 AGAIN. :( ) But as long as I kepp my pace at 40-45 per day, I will be moving forwards. :P

Very true, sir. However, I can imagine that you wouldn't back that far, especially with a steady 40-45 B/P pace.

The portal is slow right now, suggest keeping the DEFCON level at 4. Salutes!

I agree. It's not budging until I get a real reason to do so.

*Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-08 12:27:50


At 2/8/06 11:05 AM, EagleRock wrote: Hah...true. It just seems that there are plenty of people here that get 100 B/P days now. Maybe it's just me, but I feel like I've either slown down, or everyone else has sped up.

I wish I had no life like firestorm, I like B/P a lot but weekdays give me about 10 hours B/P to work with and the time zones make even those not too active. on weekends I lock myself in and B/P till I drop...

At too many times Danatom wrote:
i just quoted my self. yep im crazy. discharge me now.

Homie, you were never hired.

your a citizen right now. you need to be an elite officer, that measn going thorught 10 levels. work for it andits yours though! i go to the portal everyday to rack up my B/P points!

"Rack up points"? Man look around before you get all arrogent like firestorm ( though he earned some bragging credit which ends now you haven't )...

also, you need about 10000 B/P points to be an elites guard lutenite, bnut about 5000-6000 to get in.

Now aren't you the ignorant one? You better check the badge lists again homie... It only takes 1,500 points to become a private... 10,000 are insane demands for any club... Get a grip man.

At 2/8/06 11:40 AM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: Finally, I reached Elite Guard Major which gave me a total VP of 8.04!

My congrats man, just when we were talking at the same height... Ah, I got used to it. Enjoy the new rank.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-08 12:42:56


resubmitted alert http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/294183 the guy sent the same thing in twicw without improvement you can see it for yourself plus it is rated incorrectly back to the portal now for me

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-08 12:50:42


At 2/8/06 11:39 AM, Danatom wrote:
At 2/8/06 11:38 AM, Danatom wrote:
At 2/7/06 10:55 PM, sprint-T wrote: hello, I know you hate me for bothering you but how much B/P do I need to get in.
also, you need about 10000 B/P points to be an elites guard lutenite, bnut about 5000-6000 to get in.

...you only need 1500 to be a member (Elite Guard Private). Full list here. It's not really that hard if you put your mind to it. A month or two at a decent pace and you can reach it.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-08 13:43:56


here is one i am not sure about http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/294190 check it out for yourself and could someone help me out?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-08 13:47:24


At 2/8/06 01:43 PM, LittleWashu wrote: here is one i am not sure about http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/294190 check it out for yourself and could someone help me out?

Seems crappy but I don't think it breaks any rules... Do you? I simple blammed it and got it over with there...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-08 13:48:09


At 2/8/06 01:47 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 2/8/06 01:43 PM, LittleWashu wrote: here is one i am not sure about http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/294190 check it out for yourself and could someone help me out?
Seems crappy but I don't think it breaks any rules... Do you? I simple blammed it and got it over with there...

I rechecked it and I found a link to another site in their

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-08 13:50:34


At 2/8/06 01:48 PM, LittleWashu wrote: I rechecked it and I found a link to another site in their

do you mean "click here to get it" in the loader bar? cause that links to denvish's site


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-08 13:54:42


At 2/8/06 01:48 PM, LittleWashu wrote: I rechecked it and I found a link to another site in their

Last time I checked links aren't against the rules if they must be clicked to open. They are against the rules only if they spawn on you and the flash revolves around only them. Nothing spawned up on me so I found nothing wrong with it... Did you?


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I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-08 14:35:39


At 2/8/06 01:54 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 2/8/06 01:48 PM, LittleWashu wrote: I rechecked it and I found a link to another site in their
Last time I checked links aren't against the rules if they must be clicked to open. They are against the rules only if they spawn on you and the flash revolves around only them. Nothing spawned up on me so I found nothing wrong with it... Did you?

thanks for clearing that up but what is with people these days? they keep on sending in the same crap over and over again lately check This out i say this yesterday and it got blammed why must they keep sending in the same crap without improvement?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-08 14:49:32


At 2/8/06 02:35 PM, LittleWashu wrote: thanks for clearing that

Any time.

what is up but what is with people these days?

They are morons, as if we didn’t know that one already.

they keep on sending in the same crap over and over again lately check This out i say this yesterday and it got blammed

Veni, Vidi, blammed ( I came, I saw, I blammed. ) ( corrupting the words of Julius Caesar...)

why must they keep sending in the same crap without improvement?

Because they are too damn lazy to make a crappy flash more than once.


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I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-08 14:53:22


Now that I think about it "Veni, Vidi, Blammed would make for an excellent slogan... Eagle? What do you say? The original being “Veni, Vidi, Vici” it looks nice if you ask me.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-08 15:35:15


At 2/8/06 12:42 PM, LittleWashu wrote: resubmitted alert http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/294183 the guy sent the same thing in twicw without improvement you can see it for yourself plus it is rated incorrectly back to the portal now for me

I rarely flag resubmittion now unless the author resubmits them back to back. I am fed up with watching resubmissions get blammed after I flag. Nevertheless, it is good that the you pointed out was flagged. Thanks for all the people who congratulated me. :) Talking about the badge of Elite Guard Major. When I saw first saw it at BBS when I was level seven, I thought that the sivler leaf was a cookie. Then I was curious how could the NG designers put a cookie shape of thing on the badge. I was thinking about it until someone said that it was a silver leaf months ago. Because of that, it became one of my favourite badges. I am sure that I will have a great time with it. :D


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-08 15:53:29


At 2/8/06 03:35 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: Cookie!

Now that Major, was funny. You should take a gander at what EagleRock once posted for me. The real ranks. NG made things a bit more different but the basics are still there.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-08 16:07:01


1, 2, 3, four! Quicken your steps!
My feets know they've walked thousand miles for sure!

1, 2, 3, four! Quicken your steps!
My feets know they've walked thousand miles for sure!

ramagi told us: "Blam and Save!"
I will take her orders to my grave

Hear up soldiers! Take my word!
There isn't a better platoon in the world!

1, 2, 3, four!
1, 2, 3, four!

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