At 12/1/09 03:07 PM, Lizzardis wrote: Barracks Roster 1st November 2009

Wow, we've gone back in time. *puts on stockings and suspenders*

LETS DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!

*watches in horror as about 2/3 people actually understand what he was up to*

What?

No. B/P / Gain / Average / Change / Username
01] 75,372 | 0,106 | 03.5 | - 11.40 Phantom Sup. Com.
02] 66,586 | 1,316 | 43.9 | - 5.97 Coop83 Sup. Com.

I'm slowly climbing the ladder, but I'll hopefully pass 66,666 B/P on Thursday and then back to the EGB focus of passing Phantom.

Top 5 Gainers
EagleRock - 1,597
Byteslinger - 1,568
Coop83 - 1,316
Lizzardis - 799
aldlv - 717

Top gainers, repeat offenders: byteslinger (11), Coop83 (10), Lizzardis (4), EagleRock (3)

byteslinger could make it a full year on the top gainers next month and hopefully, I won't be too far behind. Thanks for the update.

Thanks very much for the roster Lizz!

At 12/1/09 03:07 PM, Lizzardis wrote: Milestones:
Promotions:

Congrats to all you guys on your respective achievements.

Entering the list:
No one :(

Yeah it's odd; after a flurry of new members all seems to have gone quiet once again.

The List:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Change / Username
11] 27,351 | 0,105 | 03.5 | - 7.63 idiot-buster Com.
12] 18,836 | 0,366 | 12.2 | + 0.57 RohantheBarbarian Col.
13] 16,711 | 0,086 | 02.9 | - 1.57 ever-vigilant Mjr.

In a bit of a no-mans land at the moment; nobody is right up my ass in terms of my #12 spot, but at the same time there's a huge gap between myself and the next person up the list.

*gets lawn chair and cider* Looks like I'm gonna be here for a while.

Top 5 Gainers
EagleRock - 1,597
Byteslinger - 1,568
Coop83 - 1,316
Lizzardis - 799
aldlv - 717

Top gainers, repeat offenders: byteslinger (11), Coop83 (10), Lizzardis (4), EagleRock (3)

Congrats again to everyone, and especially to byte and Coop who should complete a year at the top by next February.

Total Gain for the month = 8,904
That's 296.8 points per day, or 8.7 per day per member.

You know it's a quiet month for the Barracks when I can be inactive as hell and still have a higher average than the overall average.

Any problems with the roster or your stats, just say so and I will correct it. If you choose not to reply back in the thread, you can always PM me and I will sort it out ASAP.

Great job dude, thanks again.

I forgot about the Roaster update the time gone by so fast in only a few weeks it will be Xmas and then new year fuck where has the year gone?! its flown by so quick. Thanks for the list Lizzardis my b/p been slow not much change there but I did level up yesterday and now have these lovely Throwing stars or Shurikens. The next Roaster will be in the new year so 2010. I noticed that one of the top five number 3 had been hacked again. I noticed it had a bit quiet well done on getting to your next badge.

At 12/1/09 06:32 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: I forgot about the Roaster update

ROASTER?!

Wait, when the fuck did we start cooking our fellow EGB members?! Also, Lizz, I don't owe you jack shit. You're the younger one, you're supposed respect your elders. :P So in reality, you're committing uttering. Writing of bad checks. GET YOUR ASS TO THE CONSTABLE'S ASAP!

Also, hilarious steak jokes Byte & Eagle. I too like mine medium-rare. Just rare enough that there is about a 1/2" strip of pink still in the meat. Topped with A1 Steak sauce and you're good to go.

Byte, you really should be a comedian instead. You've got one immensely incredible sense of humor that I just get a major kick out of. If it's not your sense of humor, it's your dry wit that just cracks me the hell up.

YAY! I'm not bottom of the damn roster anymore! :D

Not really expecting to get much further up it, mind you, but it's nice to know I'm not THE laziest B/P'er around here.

Also:

Remember that old thread where some noob was trying to link the BBS to his hard drive in a thread? Well, it's happened in a flash this time:

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  by <deleted>

  Under Judgment

  (Everyone)

The only thing he managed to upload was his real name. XD

Please be legible pleasebelegiblepleasebelegible....!!

At 12/1/09 03:07 PM, Lizzardis wrote: Barracks Roster 1st November 2009

Thanks for the roster :)
You did a nice job, but we're in December :P

Milestones:

Promotions:

Congrats to all of you!

No. B/P / Gain / Average / Change / Username
20] 07,237 | 0,083 | 02.8 | - 9.33 Ismael92 Mas. Sgt. -1

I WILL get active sooner or later >:(

Top gainers, repeat offenders: byteslinger (11), Coop83 (10), Lizzardis (4), EagleRock (3)

Yay, nearly a year of ass-kicking :D

Also, this is a new submission that everyone should see:

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  Grandma's Cheese

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  Grandma likes cheese that's easy to squeeze.

  Movie

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At 12/1/09 07:16 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote:

ROASTER?!

Wait, when the fuck did we start cooking our fellow EGB members?! Also, Lizz, I don't owe you jack shit. You're the younger one, you're supposed respect your elders. :P So in reality, you're committing uttering. Writing of bad checks. GET YOUR ASS TO THE CONSTABLE'S ASAP!

Comedy Central's Roast.

Consistent typo.

At 12/1/09 03:07 PM, Lizzardis wrote: Barracks Roster 1st November 2009

thanx man... is an awesome update =)

Milestones:

congrats to everyone

Promotions:

congrats to every here too

Entering the list:
No one :(

since when we don't have a new recruit?

The List:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Change / Username
01] 75,372 | 0,106 | 03.5 | - 11.40 Phantom Sup. Com.
02] 66,586 | 1,316 | 43.9 | - 5.97 Coop83 Sup. Com.
03] 49,843 | 0,171 | 05.7 | - 2.90 Idiot-Finder Sup. Com.
04] 48,437 | 0,160 | 05.3 | - 0.43 Little-Rena Sup. Com.
05] 42,536 | 1,594 | 53.1 | - 8.77 EagleRock Sup. Com.
06] 41,403 | 1,568 | 52.3 | - 4.93 byteslinger Sup. Com.
07] 34,594 | 0,000 | 00.0 | + 0.00 SlashFirestorm Sup. Com.
08] 32,377 | 0,144 | 04.8 | - 1.13 Shanus Sup. Com.

i just realize until now.. but all the names here... except for byte... i had always saw then as 'way to far to reach'... but now i am very close, it will still take a lot of time, but i am only 1k and 3k points from shanus and slash... that's amazing

if you tell me the day i enter NG that i was going to be so clse to them i would had never believe it

09] 31,891 | 0,717 | 23.9 | - 12.33 aldlv Sup. Com. 1

20+ cool

Top 5 Gainers
EagleRock - 1,597
Byteslinger - 1,568
Coop83 - 1,316
Lizzardis - 799
aldlv - 717

I am on the top gainers????? haha.. fantastic, had been about a year since the last time i was here i think...

anyway... back to the portal
*salute*

Yea, that was me Lizz, I was the one who tried to link something from my computer here on the BBS. But that was like 300 posts ago. So sue me, >_>

Anyway, aside from everyone else quoting the "roaster" it's gotten somewhat dead.

Oh, for those who are on the East Coast, did y'all see the moon at around 10:15 last night?!

Great work on the roster as always my friend. I finally got 1k blams which is something that would've been a fuck ton easier if I would've stayed active a few years back, but what can you do? :P Our absolutely fantastic financial department in the army has absolutely shit all over my records and as a result, I stopped getting paid. Still in the process of getting everything worked out, but until it's all done and I get all the money I'm owed, I don't even have enough cash to drive home at the end of the day, which is where I get internet connection. So don't be surprised if I'm not around much, but I'll be back active as ever before too long. Keep up the statwho- I mean portal protecting guys. :)

At 12/2/09 04:09 PM, Lizzardis wrote:

At 12/2/09 03:58 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Yea, that was me Lizz, I was the one who tried to link something from my computer here on the BBS. But that was like 300 posts ago. So sue me, >_>

Hehe. It's also been deleted too. I checked the threads you made on threadgrounds and it didn't come up. So you're in the clear ;)

Actually, I was thinking of this one. Still funny, even now.

You see the moon at night? NO WAY! WOW! I SEE IT IN THE DAY OVER HERE!

YOU LIE! No-one's seen the moon OR the fucking sun here for weeks! It's been pissing it down to the point of flooding everywhere, remember?!

lol :P

Also, nice job catching the malicious flash Lizz. You may pick up your cookie at reception.

You know I get the roster spelling mixed up but I'm did not mean to roast LOL anyone, but yep been a bit quiet here lately. Its true though what Coop83 said in the Where is/ How To Level up lounge about by the time you get to my level you find the novelty wears off which is a shame. I remember being really eager to get to level 30 then it happened maybe because its take so long. Love level 34 wish I could get that exciting feeling back when I level up anyone else find that? Maybe because I have been on here so long. I want the old feeling back. Think the closing of Rage's thread made me miss it so much, and it effected me a lot still find Newgrounds cool but since then not been quite the same still love it but miss that thread so much. I get why was i closed but it sad when you see people leaving whom you seen on here since the start. Anyway need another good thread again on WH/HT.

My post was a bit rambling don't want to get depressing hate when thing seem quiet ,anyway I have seen the nominations for the year some good ones by the look of it a user called davidxyr asked to be deleted! and some good nominees this year. I was curious I seen this word but what it is short for MMORPGs.

At 12/2/09 10:03 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: Its true though what Coop83 said in the Where is/ How To Level up lounge about by the time you get to my level you find the novelty wears off which is a shame.

LOL - I was referring to the fact that you've got shuriken, followed by shuriken. Other "repeater levels" get spread out, unlike 33 and 34.

Think the closing of Rage's thread made me miss it so much, and it effected me a lot still find Newgrounds cool but since then not been quite the same still love it but miss that thread so much. I get why was i closed but it sad when you see people leaving whom you seen on here since the start.

For someone like you, who is dedicated and actually can spot the abusive reviews and flash consistently, you're one of the innocent victims here. Unfortunately, for the greater good, the thread was locked. Copycat threads in people's news posts are born of the same ideal, but ultimately are the road to hell - paved with good intentions.

Anyway need another good thread again on WH/HT.

Agreed. I like the idea of that forum having a few more active and helpful topics.

At 12/1/09 03:07 PM, Lizzardis wrote: Barracks Roster 1st November 2009
Welcome to the roster :)

Thanks for the update Lizzardis. I always seem to forget all about having these. I like it better that way though as it makes the thread not about stats.

Yes. One of those. I've been going out quite a lot.

Yeah, we all (almost) reach the point where this is more important in our life.

However, i plan to stay in some more now and be more active as, to be quite frank.... It's bloody freezing outside now over here. Plus my heating is bust, so i also apologise for the mistakes i could do. It's not my fault.... I'm just cold. HA! That's what she said! Hehe.

See you have the right idea here. I never understand why people get more active when summer comes around. It's warm go outside and have fun! When winter comes along is when I get most active as well because I just hate the cold. The walk to the gym isn't as fun anymore so sometimes the computer is a better option in my mind. It probably really is too because my sinuses and ears bother me an awful lot during the winter time.

So yeah. I was waiting impatiently with this roster. I wanted to get it done so badly, yet i was 4 B/P away from Praporshchik! So i had to wait just cause i'm a stat whore :P

Cheater! Not really. Congrats.

But it's up now. Oh! Before i forget.... The next roster will be on the 2nd of January if it's okay with you guys. That gives you an extra day to B/P and stuff. So the next roster will be on the 2nd of January 2010.

An extra day for me might mean 2 B/P difference. :P It doesn't matter.

Milestones:
EagleRock - 19K Saves

Congrats, not too far away from me and if you stay active you'll probably pass it up sometime in the future.

ByteSlinger - 40K B/P Total

A great total, I'm trying to head that direction too, but it's going to take quite awhile.

Everyone else

Congrats.

Promotions:

Congrats to everyone.

Entering the list:
No one :(

We haven't had any new recruits for awhile. It's a shame.

The List:

08] 32,377 | 0,144 | 04.8 | - 1.13 Shanus Sup. Com.
09] 31,891 | 0,717 | 23.9 | - 12.33 aldlv Sup. Com. 1
10] 31,442 | 0,123 | 04.1 | - 8.73 Fro Sup. Com. -1

Nobody behind me will catch up for quite awhile, but eventually I won't be in the top ten on the list any more. Looks like I"m not going to catch up to Shanus very quickly if he gains more than I do between updates. :P

At least one of, if not the most honest B/Per in the club has retaken his rightful spot over me. Congrats aldlv.

At 12/3/09 09:32 AM, Fro wrote:

At 12/1/09 03:07 PM, Lizzardis wrote: Entering the list:
No one :(

We haven't had any new recruits for awhile. It's a shame.

yes... i notice that too
too bad there is not a way to promote ourselves

At least one of, if not the most honest B/Per in the club has retaken his rightful spot over me. Congrats aldlv.

hahaha... you consider me one of the most honest? i am going to get blush
i should had enter NG a lot of years before, i would really had fit with the big blamers of the past

btw... i was seeing this on the Wi/Ht? level up! Lounge... how much '1' do you vote?... honestly
i think i am voting about one '1' for each 3 to 5 '0'... but in the past (when i started on NG) i rarely voted '1'

At 12/2/09 10:17 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: I was curious I seen this word but what it is short for MMORPGs.

MMORPGs is an acronym:

Massive
Multiplayer
Online
Role
Playing
Games

Pronounced Muh-Mor-Peh-Gers <--
To himself: I hate having to do pronunciations on the BBS. >_>

At 12/1/09 03:07 PM, Lizzardis wrote:

34] 02,887 | 0,064 | 02.1 | + 1.73 puddinN64 Pte. -1

Damn, we need new members, so that I'm not at the bottom anymore.

At 12/3/09 02:29 PM, Lizzardis wrote:

At 12/3/09 02:14 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Pronounced Muh-Mor-Peh-Gers <--

Really? We pronounce it like this:

Em - Em - Oh - Ar - Pee - Gees, so we are basically saying each letter.

This is news to me. I had no idea not everyone says it the way Lizz does.

Sorry I haven't been on in a while. Life is getting to me. But with Christmas looming, my college applications (and a very important interview for U Penn) are done, and I've gotten my Eagle Scout, 4 days before my 18th birthday.

Also, I haven't had much to say.

At 12/3/09 02:29 PM, Lizzardis wrote:

At 12/3/09 02:14 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Pronounced Muh-Mor-Peh-Gers <--

I didn't know Yahtzee knew about Newgrounds and could hack accounts.

Really? We pronounce it like this:

Em - Em - Oh - Ar - Pee - Gees, so we are basically saying each letter.

Probably just the difference between American and British accents and the change in the way things are said. Meh.

Wait, Lizz says it the ways Brits do? I thought it was a joke, since Lizz is pronouncing it phonetically while Americans just pronounce each letter.

At 12/3/09 02:14 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote:

At 12/2/09 10:17 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: I was curious I seen this word but what it is short for MMORPGs.

MMORPGs is an acronym:

Massive
Multiplayer
Online
Role
Playing
Games

No, it's not Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game.

It's:
Many
Men
Online
Role
Playing
Girls

At 12/5/09 06:07 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 12/3/09 02:14 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote:

At 12/2/09 10:17 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: I was curious I seen this word but what it is short for MMORPGs.

MMORPGs is an acronym:

Massive
Multiplayer
Online
Role
Playing
Games

No, it's not Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game.

It's:
Many
Men
Online
Role
Playing
Girls

Ok smartass, you win. :\ lmao. +6 internets. Alright, so what's everyone doing for the Christmas holiday?

At 12/5/09 01:54 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote:

Alright, so what's everyone doing for the Christmas holiday?

I'll probably be playing with whatever Wii games I get.

At 12/5/09 01:54 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Ok smartass, you win. :\ lmao. +6 internets.

I second this. That made me laugh a LOT!

Alright, so what's everyone doing for the Christmas holiday?

Pretending I don't exist. Hopefully I can find a car park or vacant bridge archway to hide in on the day.

I'm fucking bored of Christmas.

At 12/5/09 05:16 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote:

At 12/5/09 01:54 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote:

I'm fucking bored of Christmas.

This is why we need to organize that NG Christmas meet-up.

At 12/5/09 05:17 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote: This is why we need to organize that NG Christmas meet-up.

Believe me, if I had any choice in the matter (i.e. any money to escape with), I wouldn't be stuck in this ridiculous non-event of a town pretending to like my insipid family for YET ANOTHER YEAR.

God, it makes me want to fake my own death at times. >:(

If you understand Metal Gear then you should understand this.

Yes the Metal Gear will become relevant in the later chapters.

Well hopefully doing what I do every Xmas going to my Grandparents house on Xmas day and that is all i think. On the console front games wise I'm getting Grand theft Auto Episodes from Liberty City a really cool looking game, Resident Evil 5, Silent Hill Homecoming and maybe a Sonic game for my XBox 360 only a few weeks new. Thanks for telling me what that stands for one massive RPG would be World Of WarCraft not my thing. Yes Rage's thread had trouble for months before it got closed but getting locked in January sucked. Still anytime would have been bad. I guess Fable 2 kinda like a RPG but not all of it. Not into RPG like Final Fantasy totally baffled me the fighting bosses bit looked so hard.On level 34 I love that level so cool looking don't care if its like level 33.

At 12/5/09 01:54 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote:

At 12/5/09 06:07 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 12/3/09 02:14 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote:

At 12/2/09 10:17 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: I was curious I seen this word but what it is short for MMORPGs.

MMORPGs is an acronym:

Massive
Multiplayer
Online
Role
Playing
Games

No, it's not Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game.

It's:
Many
Men
Online
Role
Playing
Girls

Ok smartass, you win. :\ lmao. +6 internets. Alright, so what's everyone doing for the Christmas holiday?

Well, actually, there are a few more acronyms:

Many
Months
Of
Rejected
Parents
Grumbling

-or-

Mental
Madness
Overtakes
Reality
Playing
Games

- or -

Mental
Midgets
Organizing
Really
Pathetic
Games

As for Christmas, I've already started decorating the place, and we're going to have a big get-together at my Mom's on Christmas day. I guess I'm pretty lucky - I don't have to pretend that I like my family just for the day - I like them all every day, and we get along better than most. Oh, yeah, it's not perfect, we have our squabbles. But at the end of the day we do care about eachother and get along. (with the exception of my sister's husband, who's one shade below useless, and my brother's second wife, who is 4ft 10 inches of pure psycho-bitch. Other than these two miscreants, everyone else is OK!)

"...And I heard exclaim as he sailed into the night,
Happy Christmas to All, and to All, a Good Night!"

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  Cubefield

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  Dodge oncoming cubes at increasing speed

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