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Heads up guys, I think we got a dirty one here:
Reason being, the main menu contains extremely graphic images of a pig's head that has been cut in half - which serves as buttons to play each collaborator's contribution. Now since such images are against portal rules, I believe the verdict is... clear cut.
Haha....ha
Anyways, I leave the choice up to you. Also, Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
*salute*
Happily ETS'd.
If there's one thing I don't like about my PS3, it's that for some reason the browser won't let me vote on anything, but I can post in the BBS. Any ideas as to wht this might be?
Glad to know I'm not the only one who faces that issue, thanks for the info Lizz. Just thought I'd pop in, get my EXP deposited and make may small Portal round for the day, btw, my other post was on my PS3. This time I'm on my laptop, after I'm done in the portal, I'm back on my PS3, playing Dragon Age: Origins. Also, dammit Lizz, get on your PS3!!! DAMMIT!!! :P
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.
After an all-day marathon of unbridled gluttony, I finally get to sit back in a very loose sweatsuit and unwind from the day. Figured I'd drop in and see how things were going here. Along the way, I first found a few notable reviews to whistle - and then discovered that the account of kindo45 is now chock full of male, gay porn. The earlier (more reasonable) reviews make me think that this account may have been hacked or compromised - or the owner just had a psychotic episode. Either way, it's my opinion that the images on that page are WAAAAYYYY over the top, and maybe a mod or two need to look into this. What do you think?
Hope everyone is well - see you around the barracks!
*Salutes, and then collapses back into a soft, cushy chair*
Sorry about the double post - now I'm getting spam / hate PMs from these accounts as well. Keep an eye out for spam from "DevilShadow666", "furrysowhat","kindo45","xxxMike" and "MetaKnightPwns2".
Looks like some trouble is brewing....
I've gotten my share of spam PM's, although none have been from those users.
You folks don't object to an NGPD member posting here? ;)
At 11/26/09 11:40 PM, Kaizerwolf wrote: I've gotten my share of spam PM's, although none have been from those users.
You folks don't object to an NGPD member posting here? ;)
Not at all, as long as you stay on-topic. Many NGPD post here with helpful information and keen insight. We appreciate that, and it's always good when we work together for a common cause.
Ah sweet, cool. Just making sure i wasn't breaking some all sacred pact or something. :P
As to the spam PM's, I just got one from xxxMike. Something about me killing his wife...? I don't know. Usually whenever i get spam PM's, they are usually "girls" who are new to the site and want my email. Hatemail is always nice though. ;)
Yes they are way over the limit byteslinger thanks for the link the account may have been hacked, if you look at the post on one of them. I will report it to one of the mods or maybe Tom Fulp cant have sort of thing allowed on here. I had a nice Thanks Giving well I did not celebrate it as it not a holiday over here. I decided to get a guide for the game, I was going through faqs but though the it would be easier in the end just to buy the guide. Funny your using your PS3 to post I used my PS3 when I had one to post and it was slow and still cool you used it. Well I liked the The Weebel latest On The Moon series.
Archer I'm a good shot!
Fuck's sake.
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Stumbles into Barracks
Hey, what's up guys? Who had a...um...good Thanksgivin'?
Ya...that's right?
I had me some turkey and DRANK and man, I just don't feel that great.
Pukes
Oops...shit. I'll clean that up later. You guys have a good night...Imma go to my bunk bed and sleep.
Stumbles to Barrack's room and slams door shut
Formerly PuddinN64 - BBS, Icon, and Portal Mod
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At 11/27/09 08:31 PM, puddinN64 wrote: Stumbles into Barracks
Hey, what's up guys? Who had a...um...good Thanksgivin'?
Ya...that's right?
Mine was very good, thank you. Looks like yours was pretty good too - for what you can remember of it...
I had me some turkey and DRANK and man, I just don't feel that great.
You don't look that great, either. Oh, wait - you never look that great... just kidding...
*Pukes*
Hmmm.. Looks like someone had extra cranberry sauce and a double helping of pumpkin pie. I hope it smelled better going in than it did coming out.
Oops...shit. I'll clean that up later. You guys have a good night...Imma go to my bunk bed and sleep.
No, someone else will mop it up now. You'll be getting extra KP duty for that little mishap, soldier!
Stumbles to Barrack's room and slams door shut
Some boys just can't hold their liquor...
You know, it's bad enough we have to clean up other people's crap from the portal.
*Gets mop and bucket from closet, and then looks over the roster...*
Let's see - who's low man on the totem pole that gets this lovely cleanup detail - ah, yes - that would be Sheizenhammer...now, where is HE hiding...
Sorry about the double post - but when I wrote the previous one, I didn't know that I'd be completing Chapter 18 - "Cumulative Errors" a little while later.
A lot of new questions asked - and a lot of things will be questioned - like sanity and loyalty.
Hope you like it!
At 11/27/09 11:34 PM, byteslinger wrote:At 11/27/09 08:31 PM, puddinN64 wrote: Hey, what's up guys? Who had a...um...good Thanksgivin'?Mine was very good, thank you. Looks like yours was pretty good too - for what you can remember of it...
Ya...that's right?
well, i had exams... and i get the result the same day, and fortunately i pass the class (by few)
been trying to make something in flash, but i just, don't find the inspiration... i really don't know what to do, don't you hate it, when you have the time and the mood to do something, but you just can't?
and interesting issues with this kindo45... he already changed the profiles, so hope he stopped
sorry if i had been a little lost lately, but you know, finals, study... you understand haha
well, i will go out to the portal, and continue b/ping a few before going to sleep
*walks away... treads on something and falls off*
ouch?... ahh what's this? wtf!!!!! damn it!
Byte... forget Sheizenhammer, i already 'mopped' the floor
i hate you puddinn64
At 11/26/09 11:40 PM, Kaizerwolf wrote: I've gotten my share of spam PM's, although none have been from those users.
You folks don't object to an NGPD member posting here? ;)
Our NGPD brethen and sistern, as ByteSlinger mentioned, are always welcome to post here. We just ask you abide by our posting standards, that's all.
Well, I hope you all enjoyed Thanksgiving, and I like all of the hard work you're putting on the Portal. :-) I'm framing my basement today, so I don't have much time to post, but I did finally get Chapter 6 ready to go, so I wanted to leave that off before I was away for the day:
At 11/27/09 11:34 PM, byteslinger wrote:At 11/27/09 08:31 PM, puddinN64 wrote: Stumbles into BarracksMine was very good, thank you. Looks like yours was pretty good too - for what you can remember of it...
Hey, what's up guys? Who had a...um...good Thanksgivin'?
Ya...that's right?
You don't look that great, either. Oh, wait - you never look that great... just kidding...
I had me some turkey and DRANK and man, I just don't feel that great.
*Pukes*Hmmm.. Looks like someone had extra cranberry sauce and a double helping of pumpkin pie. I hope it smelled better going in than it did coming out.
Oops...shit. I'll clean that up later. You guys have a good night...Imma go to my bunk bed and sleep.No, someone else will mop it up now. You'll be getting extra KP duty for that little mishap, soldier!
WTF is KP duty?
Stumbles to Barrack's room and slams door shutSome boys just can't hold their liquor...
You know, it's bad enough we have to clean up other people's crap from the portal.
*Gets mop and bucket from closet, and then looks over the roster...*
Let's see - who's low man on the totem pole that gets this lovely cleanup detail - ah, yes - that would be Sheizenhammer...now, where is HE hiding...
*pulls open the armoire* HERE HE IS BYTE!!! GET HIM!!! I have to mop the floor at work every friday and saturday I work, so I know exactly how you feel. Get your ass over here Sheizen. Shirking your duties, eh? GET TO WORK, PRIVATE!
Some of you at the 51+ thread earlier this year should get what happened. Especially that infamous incident involving icean.
"As the old saying goes...what was it again?"
All paid leave has been cancelled.
Tim Curry's Spamalot has been unleashed upon the portal. 8 Episodes of pure, unadulterated joy. Happy watching.
That is all.
****STOLEN FLASH ALERT****
Stolen:
Original:
http://www.gamesofdesire.com/action/viol et-labrn/ (NSFW)
Also, the date on the original says 10/14/09.
Okay ladies and gents, without further ado, I present the latest Protectors Update
Enjoy. I would have finished it yesterday, but the Chinese arrived and I couldn't say no to that amount of food.
****STOLEN FLASH ALERT****
Stolen:
Original:
http://www.gamesofdesire.com/hentai/robo zou/
Also the date on the original is 5/7/08
That is the second game stolen from the same website odd how there are stealing from that adult game website. Sadly the second game passed looks suspect well I better PM Tom Fulp I hate stolen stuff passing it sucks. Well my fucking internet went down again I hate how in my area its so shitty anyway its back for now. I saw that mass of spam from Spamlot seems they were having a spam the portal ,actually some of it was not bad it was not all bad. The scores on it now are below o not good. Sunday seems to be a day when this happens. Gives The Clock Crew a bad name though when they spam shit which is not good. I will read rest of chapter thanks for the info for chat.
Archer I'm a good shot!
This one I know for sure is stolen. Author says he edited it a bit, but there are no changes as far as I can see.
http://armorgames.com/play/2675/phage-wa rs
Stolen From http://armorgames.com/play/2675/phage-wa rs
Basically it's the aftermath of that cat thread I posted in general.
Been a while since the last time I've appeared in intermission.
"As the old saying goes...what was it again?"
*****STOLEN FLASH ALERT*****
The person is using an older version of the Flash, but it is stolen from the following:
This can also be found at
and the original site at
http://www.cvsr.net/php/links.php
.
At 12/1/09 03:07 PM, Lizzardis wrote: Barracks Roster 1st November 2009
Welcome to the roster :)
So yeah. I was waiting impatiently with this roster. I wanted to get it done so badly, yet i was 4 B/P away from Praporshchik! So i had to wait just cause i'm a stat whore :P
Grrrrr.
Second of all, i'd just like to hope that this roster isn't messed up. I didn't mean to, but numerous times i actually had to leave and come back. If any values are wrong.... Well.... Yeah. I'll do them again and / or make sure they don't happen again. This roster took a looooooong while for some reason. I got confused half way through and started to look at last months Excel file.
DON'T GET CONFUSED NEXT TIME!!! o_0
Milestones:
EagleRock - 19K Saves
ByteSlinger - 40K B/P Total
Lizzardis - 11K B/P
Calipe - 9K B/P Total
Ismael92 - 4k Saves
SlntCobra1 - 2K Blams, 5K Saves and 7K B/P Total
I'm gonna get you Lizz, YOU STATWHORE!!!!! YOU'LL PAY!!!!!!
Promotions:
Lizzardis - Praporshchik
SlntCobra1 - Master Sergeant
I'm getting there.
The List:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Change / Username
14] 11,000 | 0,799 | 26.6 | - 11.43 Lizzardis Prapor.
18] 07,408 | 0,509 | 17.0 | - 9.57 SlntCobra1 Mas. Sgt. 2
I'll get you yet!!!!
Top 5 Gainers
EagleRock - 1,597
Byteslinger - 1,568
Coop83 - 1,316
Lizzardis - 799
aldlv - 717
Huh, could've sworn I would've made it on the top 5 gainers for the month. :\ Guess not.
Top gainers, repeat offenders: byteslinger (11), Coop83 (10), Lizzardis (4), EagleRock (3)
Total Gain for the month = 8,904
That's 296.8 points per day, or 8.7 per day per member.
Thanks for the roster Lizz. Now I'm off to do a psychology assignment. I have to act abnormal in public and observe people's reactions. Should be gone about 15-30 minutes. Course that is subject to change due to the weather. It's also cold over here as well Lizz.
At 12/1/09 03:07 PM, Lizzardis wrote: Barracks Roster 1st November 2009
Welcome to the roster :)
Thank you, Lizz, for another roster well done. (Actually, I like mine rare, but that's a different story!)
Good evening everyone! I hope you are all well. First of all, I would just like to apologize for my lack of activity here over the past few days. Yes Byte and Eagle, I read your stories, they were awesome as always. However, I have recently got myself a social life.
YAY! Lizzardis has ventured out into the daylight. I hear rumors that there's this big, glowing ball of light in the sky during the day, and the sky isn't black but some shade of blue - and cars don't need their headlights on. Is that all true, Lizz? Is there life during the daylight hours? Please let us know...
So yeah. I was waiting impatiently with this roster. I wanted to get it done so badly, yet i was 4 B/P away from Praporshchik! So i had to wait just cause I'm a stat whore :P
Aren't we all?
Second of all, I'd just like to hope that this roster isn't messed up. I didn't mean to, but numerous times i actually had to leave and come back. If any values are wrong.... Well.... Yeah. I'll do them again and / or make sure they don't happen again. This roster took a looooooong while for some reason. I got confused half way through and started to look at last months Excel file.
Don't worry about it - this isn't school. If you make a mistake, you won't be graded and it won't go on your permanent record. Just post an update - we're all friends here!
But it's up now. Oh! Before i forget.... The next roster will be on the 2nd of January if it's okay with you guys. That gives you an extra day to B/P and stuff. So the next roster will be on the 2nd of January 2010.
That's because "Mr. Party Animal" will be so damn hungover from celebrating New Year's Eve with his friends that he'll need at least 24 hours to recover! Way to go!
So, without further ado, i present to you, my 2nd roster.
Milestones:
Congrats to all who made a mark this month!
Promotions:
Well done and well deserved, men! I will update the roster information on the website shortly!
The List:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Change / Username
04] 48,437 | 0,160 | 05.3 | - 0.43 Little-Rena Sup. Com.
05] 42,536 | 1,594 | 53.1 | - 8.77 EagleRock Sup. Com.
06] 41,403 | 1,568 | 52.3 | - 4.93 byteslinger Sup. Com.
Looks like I could be at #6 for a while. Seems like EagleRock found some free time in his schedule - good for you! If someone is going to out-pace me, it should be our leader!
Top 5 Gainers
EagleRock - 1,597
Byteslinger - 1,568
Coop83 - 1,316
Lizzardis - 799
aldlv - 717
November was SLOW! Usually, all top 5 gainers have 1,000 or more. Maybe the winter holidays will bring more activity to the Portal. Good for points - but it keeps us on our toes, too!
Top gainers, repeat offenders: byteslinger (11), Coop83 (10), Lizzardis (4), EagleRock (3)
I am NOT a repeat offender - it's been one long, continual offense! hehehe...
Total Gain for the month = 8,904
That's 296.8 points per day, or 8.7 per day per member.
Too much turkey, not enough PC - and, it needs more cowbell! (random)
November update.
Any problems with the roster or your stats, just say so and I will correct it. If you choose not to reply back in the thread, you can always PM me and I will sort it out ASAP.
No worries, Lizz. It'll be just fine!
*Salutes*
At 12/1/09 03:07 PM, Lizzardis wrote: Barracks Roster 1st November 2009
Welcome to the roster :)
Thanks again for the great job on the roster, Lizz! It looks great as usual, and you can stop self-deprecating every time you post one. :-) You've proven yourself time and time over, so there's no need for apologies here.
So yeah. I was waiting impatiently with this roster. I wanted to get it done so badly, yet i was 4 B/P away from Praporshchik! So i had to wait just cause i'm a stat whore :P
So wait, the Records Officer is a stat whore? That's never happened before! :-P
Milestones:
There are some nice milestones there...especially Byte's 40K...good number to hit!
Trivia about the number 40,000: That's the value of a house in The Game Of Life...at least the version I played. I only wish my own house only cost 40 large... :-)
Promotions:
Congrats on your promotions there, especially Lizz, who now can taste the gold badges! By the way, note that any promotions on NG get included in my story, too...so B/P it up!
Top gainers, repeat offenders: byteslinger (11), Coop83 (10), Lizzardis (4), EagleRock (3)
So, 80% of to the top 5 gainers are repeat offenders...and Byte alone is a B/P serial killer. :-)
At 12/1/09 04:06 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Thanks for the roster Lizz. Now I'm off to do a psychology assignment. I have to act abnormal in public and observe people's reactions. Should be gone about 15-30 minutes. Course that is subject to change due to the weather. It's also cold over here as well Lizz.
Should be an easy assignment for you. Just be yourself. :-P
At 12/1/09 04:47 PM, byteslinger wrote: Thank you, Lizz, for another roster well done. (Actually, I like mine rare, but that's a different story!)
Wow...that joke hurt my brain a bit...
...and I like mine MEDIUM rare, thank you.
Looks like I could be at #6 for a while. Seems like EagleRock found some free time in his schedule - good for you! If someone is going to out-pace me, it should be our leader!
Haha...it's getting harder and harder to keep that pace up, though...especially with the basement renovations and all taking up my weekends.
I must admit it feels strange being top dog again after literally years of always lagging behind everyone else in B/P paces. Only in the very beginning did I get the highest B/P rates of the whole EGB. Then, freakin' Slash came along with his consistent starpacing rate, when I had slowed down a bit. Since then, there's always been at least one stat-whore who could always beat me. Byte is certainly that stat-whore this time around, but we have quite even of a pace, which should make things interesting... :-D
*Salutes*
And I'm off! I'll be home later tonight, but I'm still typing away at Chapter 7, so hopefully I'll be able to announce some progress tonight!
*salutes*
