5000 exp. Still humble.

Osaka - 5000 is rather hot
Dawkins - 8000 is rather hot

OMG MY ALT LEVELED UP

because i b/p'ed on the wrong account while trying to save the main fromgoing over 25 ppd :[

Congrats to:

LookingTwiceKills: Elite Guard Private. Nice to enter the 1337 levels :)
wtfClock: 100 reviews. Cool.
XwaynecoltX: 9500saves. Damn. That's the amount of B/P I'm aiming at now :o
Wingman26: Elite Guard Major. Great, that's a really nice level.
Brewtality: EG Private First Class. Nice, keep it up.
EKRegulus: 34 000 b/p. Great job, damn you for not stopping at 29,999 >:)
BonusStage: 11,000 posts. Spammer.
DelboyDylan: 333 posts. That's about what I have =)
CPenguin Level 11. Congrats, keep it up :)
Latinoralf: 3000 exp. Good job.
iscruLz: Elite Guard Major. Again, that's a very nice rank. Good job :)
--ShotInTheHead--: 2000 posts. Groovy.
darkdevil92: 700 exp. Keep it up.
UltraPulse: level 9. Can't have enough of you guys :)
KakiharaTheKiller: level 7. Well, not for long :P
Dawkins: 8000 posts. Good job, that's nice.
Osaka: 5000 xp. Cool, keep it up.

Thanks to:
iscruLz
Brewtality
ramagi

At 7/5/05 12:27 PM, EKRegulus wrote:

At 7/5/05 11:57 AM, DonDoli wrote: So if I continue like this, I will have 100k b/p in 819 days :P

You'll probably have to take a few breaks before reaching EGSC if you don't want to burn out. It happened to most users that weren't robots. After 30k, keeping your motivation will be more difficult :)

I'm sure it will, although I think planning on what to do when I hit EGSC is a little early, don't you think? :) Thanks

At 7/5/05 12:30 PM, Frostbreath wrote:

At 7/5/05 11:57 AM, DonDoli wrote: I now have 9000 b/p. I missed the screenie though, because I wasn't at home :O

Congratz and tough luck.

Thanks and it doesn't matter anyway =)

It took me 9 days to go from 8000 b/p to 9000 b/p. So if I continue like this, I will have 100k b/p in 819 days :P

So you're not just a fast b/p-er, you're a math magician as well! *Faints*

Amazing what the windows calculator can do, isn't it ;)
(That would also mean the I'd hit EGSC in 188 days.)

At 7/5/05 01:30 PM, -Mazza- wrote: Congrats to:
-DonDoli: #200 B/P. 100 Ranks in only one month? Great! Also congrats on 9,000 B/P.

Thanks, even though I though that was big, you're the only one the highlighted the particular part, I think. Thank you :)

At 7/3/05 12:51 PM, DonDoli wrote: Well, since I'm too lazy to search for mistakes in any of your posts, I'm just gonna go with
Thanks ):<

I don't do mistakes.

Maybe, but you ARE a mistake (:<

At 7/5/05 02:27 PM, BonusStage wrote:

At 7/5/05 11:57 AM, DonDoli wrote: I now have 9000 b/p. I missed the screenie though, because I wasn't at home :O

Son of a bitch ):<

:(

It took me 9 days to go from 8000 b/p to 9000 b/p. So if I continue like this, I will have 100k b/p in 819 days :P

WELL THERE YOU GO

Yes indeed, and I also hope you rot in hell.

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6666 blams
Yup. Not much more to say I guess, since my aura already is dark...

allright.....i finally made it to Elite Gaurd Staff Sergeant.....only a thousand more

You're about 3000 points behind me.

woot

17000 SAVES

At 7/6/05 01:13 PM, -Anti-Hero- wrote: Congratulations go out to all.

Haha i love your posts, you must have atleast 300 of saying that hehe its all good though...

~X~

At 7/5/05 12:30 PM, JerkClock wrote: It's extremely irritating.

It is but that's the way it goes. :/

At 7/5/05 01:30 PM, -Mazza- wrote: Illegal ones?

Heh, I'll leave it at that. ;)

The bastards.

But it means more points for me though. :o

Meh, I haven't played the original, but Advance is great. Too many missions, though(300). I did 160 or so and quit because I finished the main storyline and the rest were all stupid and similar missions.

Yeah, I've heard it's pretty good. But you should do them all, be a true gamer about it.

-We don't celebrate it here
-Fireworks are illegal here on every day

That sucks. Even if you don't celebrate it, you should try and see a fireworks show, they rock if you haven't seen one.

So anyways, achieved another little rank-up. Aye, 'tis my birthday.

Happy Birthday! :D Or belated I should say.

At 7/5/05 02:27 PM, BonusStage wrote: YOU FUCKIN SKIPPED MY SHIT d;fljkgjl;kdffgl;jkdffkljdfg

HONK HONK

Oh
Snap.

Indeed. It was all about some ' Oh Snap'. :)

Anyways we went down to Carmel and OMFG IT ROCKED because they had those PURE NOISE fireworks, BEST ONES PERIOD ):<

Screaming Dragons are the kind I get. Wakes up the whole neighbor hood. B)

At 7/5/05 02:31 PM, iscruLz wrote: Well just keep at it and youll passes me someday.

Yeah, like in October. :/

Damn thats cool I wish my state was like that I would be buying hundreds of dollars worth of fireworks Even in December.

That sucks. I was tempted to buy some in Kroger last night, but I didn't have the funds for it. Then I remebered that I have a shit load at my pops house. :D

At 7/5/05 07:51 PM, Brewtality wrote: Rank up to EG Private First Class.

Nice. Just a few more rank ups and you'll get to the ones that take 1k to get to. :D

At 7/6/05 01:14 AM, iscruLz wrote: I got my silver leaf!!!

BASTARD! I mean, congratulations? :D I still haven't hit Capitain yet, but should by Friday atleast.

At 7/6/05 05:04 PM, BonusStageUnlocked wrote: because i b/p'ed on the wrong account while trying to save the main fromgoing over 25 ppd :[

OH SNAP! Self ownage. *takes a picture*

At 7/6/05 09:37 PM, bila wrote: 17000 SAVES

Awsome. Looks like you'll have to update your sig as well. :)

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Congratulations to you others as well.

LEVEL 18

I've never really noticed, but this level icon looks really cool! >=)

At 7/6/05 04:28 PM, -Osaka- wrote: 5000 exp. Still humble.

Very nice. You've humbled me.

At 7/6/05 06:38 PM, DonDoli wrote: 6666 blams
Yup. Not much more to say I guess, since my aura already is dark...

GASP! That's, like, 6 more evil than 666! Congrats Lucifer!

At 7/6/05 08:13 PM, Minion777 wrote: allright.....i finally made it to Elite Gaurd Staff Sergeant.....only a thousand more

Good goin'. Wonder if I'll ever start B/Ping again?

At 7/6/05 09:37 PM, bila wrote: woot

17000 SAVES

Good work, sir.
[/Respecting his elders]

At 7/6/05 09:37 PM, XwaynecoltX wrote: Haha i love your posts, you must have atleast 300 of saying that hehe its all good though...

~X~

Hahaha, I know, eh? I'm trying to get back into individual congrats, but sometimes I just can't be arsed. ;-)

At 7/7/05 12:04 AM, wismty wrote: LEVEL 18

I've never really noticed, but this level icon looks really cool! >=)

Superb!

At 7/7/05 12:04 AM, wismty wrote: LEVEL 18

go you :D
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EXCUSE ME EVERYONE, BUT THIS DOESNT MAKE ANY FUCKING SENCE!
i should be level 14, k?!
when i deposited, it said i needed 1 exp until level 15... but wtf, check this out.

furthermore, the internet is now oficially screwed.
check this out...

24,000 blams and 34,000 points. Yay.

Congrats to wismty for level 18, the glove looks great.

At 7/7/05 01:40 AM, M-A-R-C-U-S wrote: EXCUSE ME EVERYONE, BUT THIS DOESNT MAKE ANY FUCKING SENCE!
i should be level 14, k?!
when i deposited, it said i needed 1 exp until level 15... but wtf, check this out.

Last update: 07/07/2005 00:00AM

You obviously deposited after that time... and now you know the rest of the story.

At 7/7/05 02:29 AM, M-A-R-C-U-S wrote: furthermore, the internet is now oficially screwed.
check this out...

It's happened before, it's times like these when I wish I had a .txt file of gfox's posts.

lol, well everything seems to be back to normal now... shrap is no longer level 30, and i am no longer level 15 XD
good good!

*its not a triple post because you bastards weren't here, :P*

At 7/7/05 03:25 AM, Qwoxyl wrote: 24,000 blams and 34,000 points. Yay.

Nicely done Qwxoxyxly...l

At 7/7/05 03:26 AM, M-A-R-C-U-S wrote: *its not a triple post because you bastards weren't here, :P*

That and, ya know, someone else posted. :-P

hi ppl i love newgrounds!

At 7/7/05 03:36 AM, -Anti-Hero- wrote: That and, ya know, someone else posted. :-P

he posted less than one minute before me....
screw you :P haha.

At 7/7/05 03:38 AM, canneddrag00n wrote: hi ppl i love newgrounds!

As do I.

At 7/7/05 03:46 AM, M-A-R-C-U-S wrote: he posted less than one minute before me....
screw you :P haha.

That's your fault for not being smart enough to be born clairvoyant. :-D

War of the Portal - Part 4
20 - “The Gods”

The King of the Portal panted as he raised his head slowly, angry at the hidden spell of protective power that that man had used against him. Heat and smoke dropped as he looked at the strange power at his right. Turning to face his right, he looked at the three huge figures standing before the hole, slow yet seemingly familiar. His eyes widened as tens of thousands of ancient memories flooded in his head; memories that needed to be forgotten.

The Gods stood before their carving of a huge tower that soared to the heavens. They smiled at their work, for it was pure. The Tower of Light would soar to the holy heavens for those who believed their lives were complete.

“The Gods do not exist any longer!” spat the King as he stared at the Lord of Ancients.
“They will always exist within are hearts!” roared the Lord, “If you wish to believe they were not a part of our lives, then leave this world forever!”

“If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invite him.” The King of the Portal rephrased a line that he remembered from so long ago. So it was done; the Power of Sacrifice had finally brought the Gods into this world. It was the foolish Ancient’s fault, that stubborn Stamper. If only he knew what sort of mess the world had been brought into now…

The group looked at the huge so called ‘Gods’ that had suddenly appeared.
“What do you mean…by Gods?” RedCircle appeared to be in state of shock, like everyone else.
“The Gods,” said an awed Alkador in a monotonous voice, “are the ones rumoured to have departed the world so long ago. It was so great, that it caused a rift between Ancients and Submissions to this day.”
“What are you talking about?” Qwoxyl turned his head to the boy.
“When the Gods left this world, the relationship between submissions and the Ancients tore them apart. That is why all the ancients hid or died. The remaining Ancients managed to seal the submissions into their Portal and that was the end of their huge war. The submissions have resurfaced to take back the world they once wished to rule!”

One of the Gods glanced to the small group and waved his hand before them in a circular motion. Gigantic balls of flames wrapped the frozen submissions on the ground, making them combust instantaneously. The thousands of wingless submissions that were pouring into the world were instantly vaporised by a single wave of the God’s hand. It was obvious that the Gods were a force far stronger than anyone could ever imagine.

“Who are they?” asked Denvish, “I mean, do they have names?”
“Their names,” said Carmel, “are Tom, Wade and James.”
“Why are they here though?” Marcus said as he bit the fingernail of his thumb in nervousness.
“Stamper,” SCD was thinking; “did he summon them?”
“Possibly,” thought Recon, “we’ll never know.”

The King of the Portal screamed in rage as his sound rippled through the world. He looked at the small group, determined to the destroy them.
“I’ve had enough of this!” he roared; “You will die now!”
He focused the energy of all his warmth into his hand until it became unbearable. He pointed his right palm at the group that continued to look at the Gods like an exhibition piece. Screaming, he fired his beam which appeared like a whiplash of the sun. It flew at enormous speed and no one could turn their heads in time before the gigantic pools of liquid flame exploded before them, tearing and slashing where it could hit solid. The King gasped as he felt the solid was a power of protection and at once, he stared to Tom, who stood in front of the other two Gods.
“You’re battle is with us,” he said in Ancient tongue; “not them.”

The King screamed as he roared at the top of his lungs. “Surgite!”
“What the hell does that mean?” SK said as Alkador took a single step back.
“It means ‘Rise’,” he said, “but as to what, I have no effing idea.”

The world suddenly shook as the King of the Portal turned as white as the sun. The Gods blinked, taking a single step back, as if knowing what they were up against. The world became silent for a fraction of a second, until millions of black winged submissions blasted from the hole, soaring upwards to wrap themselves as a protective cacoon for the King. They took shape of a two legged figure with two arms and a spiked tail, the head growing red gigantic eyes. They were like bees surrounding their own queen. The figure solidified, forming the outlines of the King himself at a size as big of the Gods. The monster of millions raised its right arm as a trident of submissions poured into its place and the creature levitated onto the ground directly behind the hole. The group looked in terror at the strange figure that appeared as massive as the Gods, a power they could not bear to match. It seemed that the Gods could take care of all things from here forth.

congratulations to:
M-A-R-C-U-S: level 15, then got pwned by ht 52. (i bet that you hate him, but that's life.)
bila: 17000 blams (fixit is not far away now.)
Qwoxyl: 34000 b/p points (nice, 1000 away from 35000)
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i pwned Coop83 earlier in the day and got my highest b/p rank. :D

At 7/7/05 04:02 AM, Pure_LionHeart wrote: That's your fault for not being smart enough to be born clairvoyant. :-D

is it also my fauly for not listening in class when they explained what the word clairvoyant means?? *tear*....

At 7/7/05 05:48 AM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: M-A-R-C-U-S: level 15, then got pwned by ht 52. (i bet that you hate him, but that's life.)

I DIDNT GET PWND BY HT52!!!!! DAMNIT!
i wasnt supposed to be level 15 today anyways, as soon as i deposited it said i needed ONE more exp for level 15...
then something funked up about update times or something, so it said i was level 15, when i wasnt supposed to bed >: (
IVE NEVER BEEN PWND BY HT52, AND I WANT TO KEEP IT THAT WAY >: (

PLH
Congrats on the 11,000 post mark, heh you have as much posts as i do review heh...

Anyways congrats...

~X~

I just got a rank up
I am portal security
w00t w00t!
These ones have been coming fast!

At 7/7/05 07:22 AM, M-A-R-C-U-S wrote: IVE NEVER BEEN PWND BY HT52, AND I WANT TO KEEP IT THAT WAY >: (

Lucky you ;(

At 7/7/05 03:25 AM, Qwoxyl wrote: 24,000 blams and 34,000 points. Yay.

Congrats, sign-up day brother.

At 7/7/05 12:04 AM, wismty wrote: LEVEL 18

I've never really noticed, but this level icon looks really cool! >=)

Congrats man, it is a cool level !

At 7/7/05 01:40 AM, M-A-R-C-U-S wrote: EXCUSE ME EVERYONE, BUT THIS DOESNT MAKE ANY FUCKING SENCE!
i should be level 14, k?!
when i deposited, it said i needed 1 exp until level 15... but wtf, check this out.

Congrats on the level up, feel like you've gone up past 14 really quickly !

Congrats to:

-Wingman26: EG Major. Now for the golden leaf.
-Brewtality: EG Private First Class. Nice.
-EKRegulus: 34,000 B/P. Great.
-BonusStage: 11,000 Posts. Omfgwtfspamwhore
-CPenguin: Lv 11. Nice.
-Latinoralf: 3,000 Exp. Nice.
-iscruLz: EG Major. Read above :O
--ShotInTheHead--: 2,000 Posts. Nice pic.
-UltraPulse: Lv 9. You forgot that the requirements go up :(
-Osaka-: 5,000 Exp. Don't be humble :)
-DonDoli: 6,666 Blams. Nice!
-Minion777: EG Staff Sergeant. Nice.
-JerkClock: 4,000 Exp. Only 100 days until you're halfway to 10k.
-bila: 17,000 Saves. Nice.
-wismty: Lv 18. Maybe you should change your aura, though, silver on green is pretty ugly IMO.

At 7/5/05 02:27 PM, BonusStage wrote: How many do you have again?

I like to think I have more than you.

At 7/5/05 02:31 PM, iscruLz wrote: Happy berthday to Mazza

Thanks!

At 7/6/05 01:14 AM, iscruLz wrote: Why beacuase its random not really I forget why I told mazza awhile back though.

Because the lower case L and capital i look too much alike.

At 7/6/05 06:38 PM, DonDoli wrote: Maybe, but you ARE a mistake (:<

IT WAS THE FAULT OF THE CONDOM COMPANY.

At 7/6/05 11:48 PM, -RamzaBeoulve- wrote: Yeah, I've heard it's pretty good. But you should do them all, be a true gamer about it.

Too lazy.
The non-story missions were really quite boring. I mean, it's not exactly fun to send one of your characters off, wait a few days, and then get them back without even knowing what they actually did.

That sucks. Even if you don't celebrate it, you should try and see a fireworks show, they rock if you haven't seen one.

A few on New Years Day, but not much.

Happy Birthday! :D Or belated I should say.

Thanks!

Well, anyways, I reached 26,000 B/P, minor achievement.

Plus I now get to use a whistle in public :O
Respect my authoritah.

Now that i think of it..... Wasn't BahamutKOD supposed to return home today?

Yay! Elite Guard Praporshchik. It sure took a hell of a long time to get. I've been quite unenthusiastic to vote ever since the stat lists were discontinued, but lately I've been getting some of my old pace back.

Go me!

I just recently passed the 1,300 post mark. I'm aiming for 2,000 by the end of the Summer. Wish me luck!