Reciepe for sex!
Ingredients:
1 - Fall Back Buddy
1 - Exit Plan
5 parts Alcoholic Beverages
1 - Queen sized+ bed
6 L Lubrication
1 - phallic object
1 - willing participant (substitute 1 unwilling participant for different flavouring)
2 - built up and fully loaded testes
Mixing Instructions:
Call Fall Back Buddy in advance! Prepare proper exit plan! Call willing participant! Stir willing participant with 5 parts alcoholic beverages! Ensure a smooth mix! A choppy mix may result in a chunky final product!
Heat new willing participant to a boil! Place willing participant on Queen sized bed! Grab handfuls of lubrification! Spread all over the sheet, ensuring a smooth and complete coating! Recipe varies depending on orifice recipe is to be mixed in! Mix lubricated willing participant with 1 phallic object! Continue beating ingredients until the beaters begin to grind noisily! Finally, release 2 fully loaded testes into mix to ensure proper liquification!
Repeat as necessary!
If desired, a second and third, simpler recipes are available:
Alternative 1)
1 - willing participant
1 - $100
Alternative 2)
1 - willing participant
1 - right hand
Be sure to properly accentuate the recipe with the right decorations. Personally, I prefer pearl necklaces, and video
cameras!
Try it, and remember to have fun!