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MOAR FOOD!
Doughnuts
Homer Simpson makes
me feel good about myself,
but I still love food!
Anorexia
Watching videos
about anorexia
makes me feel hungry.
AND ONE NOT ABOUT FOOD:
Monkey Noises
What was my great, great,
great, great, great, great...grandfather's
name? *Monkey noises*
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
This is a short tale
Of a man with some pellets
Fuck man, he is weird
Battle covers play,
Nano transformation hope--
Search for Newgrounds sounds.
Rock
Face like a rock? Abs
like a rock? I'd rather be
paper and scissors.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Paper
Fragile emotions
may be annoying, or they
may give life meaning.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Scissors
Cut this life into
pieces. Frame it. Put on the
mask and watch it burn.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Live
I swerve to hit all
the potholes and avoid the
game. Live, squirrel, live!
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Long
No, this haiku is
not about my penis, thanks
very much. Pervert.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Prosper
I will face the world
with my new username, based
on an old haiku.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Lights
I am Saul on the
road to Damascus...knowledge
a beacon, blinding.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Camera
I'm the only guy
on earth with no profile
picture on Facebook.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Action
After sitting at
a desk all day, I need some
action...watching "Cops."
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Shake
Deli line in school.
I decide to shake it up.
Roast beef, not turkey.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Rattle
Found my old baby
rattle when putting out stuff
for Halloween. FEELS.
:')
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Roll
Password to my school's
online database. Not sure
why they chose that one.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
At 9/22/14 04:11 PM, Yoshiii343 wrote: How the hell do you
Write a really good haiku
Without fucking up
Three phrases of five,
Seven, and five respectively;
That's how you do it.
At 10/6/14 02:36 AM, BenjaminTibbetts wrote:At 9/22/14 04:11 PM, Yoshiii343 wrote: How the hell do youThree phrases of five,
Write a really good haiku
Without fucking up
Seven, and five respectively;
That's how you do it.
Hmm...interesting.
It would appear from yours that
it went five-eight-five.
;D
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
At 10/6/14 03:57 PM, TaintedLogic wrote:At 10/6/14 02:36 AM, BenjaminTibbetts wrote: Three phrases of five,Hmm...interesting.
Seven, and five respectively;
That's how you do it.
It would appear from yours that
it went five-eight-five.
;D
Oops. Obviously,
I need to work on my counting
skills.
At 10/6/14 04:15 PM, BenjaminTibbetts wrote:At 10/6/14 03:57 PM, TaintedLogic wrote:Oops. Obviously,At 10/6/14 02:36 AM, BenjaminTibbetts wrote: Three phrases of five,Hmm...interesting.
Seven, and five respectively;
That's how you do it.
It would appear from yours that
it went five-eight-five.
;D
I need to work on my counting
skills.
It's okay, Mister
Tibbetts. Everyone makes
mistakes, after all.
By the way, I believe I reviewed some of your tracks a while back. I used to be known as "TheDoor6."
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
At 10/6/14 04:18 PM, TaintedLogic wrote: By the way, I believe I reviewed some of your tracks a while back. I used to be known as "TheDoor6."
Oh yeah, I recognize that screen name. Hi again. Thanks very much for listening to my music. :)
Hook
After three hours
gathering quotes for essay,
I'm stuck on the hook.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Line
It feels cathartic
when I finally draw the
line and go to sleep.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Sinker
...and my soul sinks deep
below the lucid surface
space-time as I dream.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Friends
The only people
I let hold my tongue and chase
me into the dark.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Romans
Building Rome in a
day must've taken much strength.
Romans are tough, man.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Countrymen
I think it is cool
that "Americans" are from
all over the world.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Blood
It covers the skin
'til it all is blood. Pain and
death are strong within.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Sweat
Hair a tropical
rain forest, deodorant fights
the sweat dripping off.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Why do you bother
about the little things that
don't really matter?
At 10/6/14 02:36 AM, BenjaminTibbetts wrote: Three phrases of five,
Seven, and five respectively;
That's how you do it.
How did I miss this
important information
the first time around?
