I am bewildered
by spiders creeping in through
my bedroom window.
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I Have a Beard 2
My beard just brought this
thread back to life, and you are
certainly welcome.
;)
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
A story of toys
coming alive to punish
its owner... scares me.
This is a hint to something I will be posting on NG over the next few days.
I was an Extrovert in a Previous Life...
Layers of it are
still buried within, to be
summoned and surfaced.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Is it so dire,
To tilt one's head back and dream?
I'm drinking alone.
*sips tasty brew*
Krash17's mental health secrets:
Drink more water, sleep well, and if you want friends, be a friend.
At 9/3/14 03:55 PM, TheDoor6 wrote: I Have a Beard 2
Thank you XP
Another Day Done
Man, Thursdays are hard.
They smell and taste of Friday,
but they are liars.
Flight
Air fills the mind like
a balloon untied, and I
take off in a blur.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Quack
I stop just in time
to make way for ducklings. Cars
honk, but I smile.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Okay, it's official. Yesterday, I started writing what is now going to be a series of haikus named after the codenames for various Magic: the Gathering sets. Let the game begin. >:D
Splat!
I close my eyes for
a brief second. They open
when the sandwich lands.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Conversation with a close friend
Have you gone insane?!?
Um, maybe yes, maybe no.
I'll ask the voices.
At 9/8/14 02:42 PM, oOzeroOo wrote: Conversation with a close friend
Have you gone insane?!?
Um, maybe yes, maybe no.
I'll ask the voices.
Hahaha! XD
Bacon
Aunt says "easier
than sin." I say "easier
than bacon." Hungry?
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
All Lettuce
Alphabetical
by favorite food, teacher
says. Easy way.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Earth
Home is where the heart
is: about four feet above
the earth. ARROGANCE!
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
At 9/11/14 02:54 PM, SolXeroEraser wrote: LIES!
Get the best of me
When I let my heart out it's
common trickery
Wind
...then why not hold your
heart prisoner 'til winter
wind steals it away?
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Fire
Chains latch on like gates
and inner fire sinks back
in corner again.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Tomato
Teeth sink into soft
flesh and grind skin - only thing
rabbits didn't eat.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Guild meeting tonight
I hope to see you all there
Also, Cops is on
Krash17's mental health secrets:
Drink more water, sleep well, and if you want friends, be a friend.
At 9/13/14 08:01 PM, Krash17 wrote: Guild meeting tonight
I hope to see you all there
Also, Cops is on
Sorry, Krash. Could not
go. I had work until 10
o'clock. ____ my life.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
At 9/13/14 11:02 PM, TheDoor6 wrote:At 9/13/14 08:01 PM, Krash17 wrote: Guild meeting tonightSorry, Krash. Could not
I hope to see you all there
Also, Cops is on
go. I had work until 10
o'clock. ____ my life.
Hey man, life happens
In the meantime, please friend me
Watch for updates soon!
Krash17's mental health secrets:
Drink more water, sleep well, and if you want friends, be a friend.
Control
Watch as the winds swirl
around you, encasing you
in power. Lash out.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Alt
In case I ever
get banned...well, that might not
happen anyway.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
At 9/15/14 04:44 PM, TheDoor6 wrote: Alt
In case I ever
get banned...well, that might not
happen anyway.
syllable fail.
Try changing the second line to "get banned...probably won't."
;P
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Delete
Escapism is
bliss. It's that offline, there is
no delete button.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Snap!
Pull back rubber band.
Aim it at teacher. Just a
joke with friends until...
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Crackle
The sweet, enticing
crackle of Fritos absorbed.
I will eat you now.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Pop!
Because to grammar
schoolers making popcorn in
the oven is fun.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Forgot to do a haiku yesterday for the first time since June 11th. Well, here's two:
Peanut
Boy down the street: "best
way to de-shell a peanut:
use two wooden blocks."
Butter
My Dad always said
not to use too much. 10 years
later, I tell him.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Jelly
My Mom carves cake 'til
it's art, and I slather scraps
with jelly and eat.
Sundays are awesome, you know that?
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Teenage boys for the win
I just realized that
my last 5 haikus are all
about types of food.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
How the hell do you
Write a really good haiku
Without fucking up
