Doctor's appointments,
menthol cream on hurting parts...
Growing old sucks balls.
Pen pusher, brush dragger, wood butcher & usual suspect.
You can check out my stuff in the folders here if you're bored at work.
Breaching gracefully
Exhaling, rippling ocean
Gliding through rough waves
It's been a while since I've posted here
Nighttime, motel room
Plastic artificialness
...once I saw the stars.
Pen pusher, brush dragger, wood butcher & usual suspect.
You can check out my stuff in the folders here if you're bored at work.
Calendar rolls over
I can't sleep in anymore
...the temperature climbs.
On every Sunday
Over half the damn town goes
to cult--I mean, church.
Flies, fleas, mosquitoes,
Welcome, friends, to Florida:
Land of the Insects.
These haikus will not
ever be sponsored by
Raid Shadow Legends.
Wonder if I should post these on my Bluesky acct?...
Pen pusher, brush dragger, wood butcher & usual suspect.
You can check out my stuff in the folders here if you're bored at work.
The sun goes up & down
You eat, sleep, shit, go to work
...the grains fall through it.
Life is a disease
with a mortality rate
of pure perfection.
Pen pusher, brush dragger, wood butcher & usual suspect.
You can check out my stuff in the folders here if you're bored at work.
At 6/9/14 01:08 PM, Elephly wrote:The idea is as simple as the title -- I plan to write a haiku a day here. Feel free to join in.
There's only one rule for those who wish to take part, and that is that you must take long, soul-cleansing sips of herbal tea for each haiku you post to this thread. Don't think that there will be no consequences for breaking this rule. And don't think that I won't know, because I will know.
Here goes the first one...
The fresh grass quivers
under the chilling night's wind.
It misses the sun.
*sips tea*
Mmm this food
Yum Yum Yum
Mmm delicious
*Oh. I'm so full!*
At 4/12/25 01:16 PM, Shnjpg7777 wrote:Fourth month
Of the year
Its snowing, why?
Fifth month
Its snowing again
Thats something new
Though your farts are rank
Sleep on my bed, purr away
Soft, lovable cat
Dedicated to my cat Toby
Want you here with me.
Love on me and call me yours.
Do it, I won’t budge.
Rawr! X3
The heat, dirt, grime, sweat...
Drive into town. If you need
To rest, you are fucked.
Sinus infections
One after another one
...kill me quickly, God
Pen pusher, brush dragger, wood butcher & usual suspect.
You can check out my stuff in the folders here if you're bored at work.
