Doctor's appointments,
menthol cream on hurting parts...
Growing old sucks balls.
Pen pusher, brush dragger, wood butcher & usual suspect.
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Breaching gracefully
Exhaling, rippling ocean
Gliding through rough waves
It's been a while since I've posted here
Nighttime, motel room
Plastic artificialness
...once I saw the stars.
Pen pusher, brush dragger, wood butcher & usual suspect.
You can check out my stuff in the folders here if you're bored at work.
Calendar rolls over
I can't sleep in anymore
...the temperature climbs.
On every Sunday
Over half the damn town goes
to cult--I mean, church.
Flies, fleas, mosquitoes,
Welcome, friends, to Florida:
Land of the Insects.
These haikus will not
ever be sponsored by
Raid Shadow Legends.
Wonder if I should post these on my Bluesky acct?...
Pen pusher, brush dragger, wood butcher & usual suspect.
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The sun goes up & down
You eat, sleep, shit, go to work
...the grains fall through it.
Life is a disease
with a mortality rate
of pure perfection.
Pen pusher, brush dragger, wood butcher & usual suspect.
You can check out my stuff in the folders here if you're bored at work.
At 6/9/14 01:08 PM, Elephly wrote:The idea is as simple as the title -- I plan to write a haiku a day here. Feel free to join in.
There's only one rule for those who wish to take part, and that is that you must take long, soul-cleansing sips of herbal tea for each haiku you post to this thread. Don't think that there will be no consequences for breaking this rule. And don't think that I won't know, because I will know.
Here goes the first one...
The fresh grass quivers
under the chilling night's wind.
It misses the sun.
*sips tea*
Mmm this food
Yum Yum Yum
Mmm delicious
*Oh. I'm so full!*
At 4/12/25 01:16 PM, Shnjpg7777 wrote:Fourth month
Of the year
Its snowing, why?
Fifth month
Its snowing again
Thats something new
Though your farts are rank
Sleep on my bed, purr away
Soft, lovable cat
Dedicated to my cat Toby
Want you here with me.
Love on me and call me yours.
Do it, I won’t budge.
Rawr! X3
The heat, dirt, grime, sweat...
Drive into town. If you need
To rest, you are fucked.
Sinus infections
One after another one
...kill me quickly, God
Pen pusher, brush dragger, wood butcher & usual suspect.
You can check out my stuff in the folders here if you're bored at work.
At 6/9/14 01:08 PM, Elephly wrote:The idea is as simple as the title -- I plan to write a haiku a day here. Feel free to join in.
There's only one rule for those who wish to take part, and that is that you must take long, soul-cleansing sips of herbal tea for each haiku you post to this thread. Don't think that there will be no consequences for breaking this rule. And don't think that I won't know, because I will know.
Here goes the first one...
The fresh grass quivers
under the chilling night's wind.
It misses the sun.
*sips tea*
Sounds like a beautiful idea… and a terrifyingly strict beverage policy. I’m in.
I’ve already prepared a selection of questionable herbal teas that may or may not include dried mystery leaves from the back of my cupboard.
Your haiku painted a crisp little movie in my mind.
also sips tea, suspiciously loudly, hoping to be heard across the internet.
My tea is too hot
Tongue now speaks in whale noises
Enlightenment burns
*sips tea*
Interview with Tom Fulp
I'm not much of a poetry person, but I've always been drawn to the simplicity of haikus. This has been such a nice thread.
Rain from heaven.
Patters softly.
Soothes my soul to slumber.
Oh and *sips tea*.
Pipes started leaking
Landlady did not appear
But still kicked us out
pettanko rights activist
yo, like, look at my wizards, my dudebrah, they could be cool or something iunno
Banged foot, swollen toe
Seat back, down, lit by the screen...
...It's all so pointless.
Bleached bones, desert-dry,
Lying on the ground they know
The real & true peace.
Pen pusher, brush dragger, wood butcher & usual suspect.
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Just ate some noodles.
Curry flavour, nice and hot.
Slurped them straight up. Yum.
Long, crooked whiskers
Side by side, tails intertwined
Chirping with content
Stalking alleyways
Various scents fill the air
Happily bonded
Knew I'd have to sweat,
But who knew working on land
Would bust up my feet??...
Pen pusher, brush dragger, wood butcher & usual suspect.
You can check out my stuff in the folders here if you're bored at work.
