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A Haiku a Day

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2025-04-18 21:51:14


Doctor's appointments,

menthol cream on hurting parts...

Growing old sucks balls.


Pen pusher, brush dragger, wood butcher & usual suspect.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2025-04-19 21:10:08


Breaching gracefully

Exhaling, rippling ocean

Gliding through rough waves

It's been a while since I've posted here

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Who walks away from a spider attack?

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2025-04-23 00:51:45


Nighttime, motel room

Plastic artificialness

...once I saw the stars.


Pen pusher, brush dragger, wood butcher & usual suspect.


You can check out my stuff in the folders here if you're bored at work.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2025-05-01 19:34:35


Calendar rolls over

I can't sleep in anymore

...the temperature climbs.


On every Sunday

Over half the damn town goes

to cult--I mean, church.


Flies, fleas, mosquitoes,

Welcome, friends, to Florida:

Land of the Insects.


These haikus will not

ever be sponsored by

Raid Shadow Legends.


Wonder if I should post these on my Bluesky acct?...


Pen pusher, brush dragger, wood butcher & usual suspect.


You can check out my stuff in the folders here if you're bored at work.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2025-05-06 00:08:16


The sun goes up & down

You eat, sleep, shit, go to work

...the grains fall through it.


Life is a disease

with a mortality rate

of pure perfection.


Pen pusher, brush dragger, wood butcher & usual suspect.


You can check out my stuff in the folders here if you're bored at work.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2025-05-06 10:26:14


At 6/9/14 01:08 PM, Elephly wrote:The idea is as simple as the title -- I plan to write a haiku a day here. Feel free to join in.

There's only one rule for those who wish to take part, and that is that you must take long, soul-cleansing sips of herbal tea for each haiku you post to this thread. Don't think that there will be no consequences for breaking this rule. And don't think that I won't know, because I will know.

Here goes the first one...

The fresh grass quivers
under the chilling night's wind.
It misses the sun.

*sips tea*

Mmm this food

Yum Yum Yum

Mmm delicious


*Oh. I'm so full!*


a videog-

ohhh what's this?

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2025-05-06 20:46:52


At 4/12/25 01:16 PM, Shnjpg7777 wrote:Fourth month
Of the year
Its snowing, why?


Fifth month

Its snowing again

Thats something new

Response to A Haiku a Day 2025-05-09 12:14:49


The Great Victory

80 years ago

Congratulations!

Response to A Haiku a Day 2025-05-19 23:05:31


Though your farts are rank

Sleep on my bed, purr away

Soft, lovable cat

Dedicated to my cat Toby

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2025-05-24 21:33:32 (edited 2025-05-24 21:33:51)


Want you here with me.

Love on me and call me yours.

Do it, I won’t budge.


Rawr! X3

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2025-05-26 21:57:17


The heat, dirt, grime, sweat...

Drive into town. If you need

To rest, you are fucked.


Sinus infections

One after another one

...kill me quickly, God


Pen pusher, brush dragger, wood butcher & usual suspect.


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