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A Haiku a Day

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2017-02-22 10:38:52


Laugh, and the world laughs;
Cry, and they will prescribe you
Drugs to numb your soul.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2017-02-23 10:29:26


Laugh at the world and
The world laughs back at you! Let
Go. Let it echo.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2017-02-23 14:28:50


Time spent staring at
a wall. My future has old
paintings, a bookcase.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2017-02-24 03:42:47


On the squall they crawl,
Seeking crumbs to eat and meet
To talk and gawk these

Seagulls, awfully
Vindictive, and easily
Humored, I wish they

Stayed with sea and wind
And left my lunch to me and
Then, we'd be at peace


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2017-02-24 14:29:59


Sinking in muddy
earth, I face the sun's soft gaze
from a greater depth.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2017-02-25 15:03:46


Demons chase away
The monsters under my bed
Holding concerts long

Waking up the dead
Running their godawful songs
Until there's only

Zombies, living on
When we all are rid and gone
Down under my bed


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2017-02-26 04:48:54


Pivot stick figures
Rise! Branch out to your new you's!
Tree and bush figures


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2017-02-27 03:30:11


Peaches, plums and perch
On the back porch by the birch
Sunny summer days...


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2017-02-28 04:29:25


I woke up weary
And bleary-eyed, but why? I
Don't drink or do drugs

Or anything else
Rumbunctional, I'm normal;
Fully functional

Must have been a dose
Late computer woes over
Times I always chose


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2017-02-28 12:33:04


Clicking and typing,
my computer has become
my master and slave.

Within its dark shell,
It does all of my bidding,
Without questioning.

Programs and data,
mine to command, build, destroy...
A god in a box.

Yet when its asleep,
Deep in digital slumber,
I am powerless.

The question arises:
Who really needs who more now?
I don't want to know...


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2017-03-02 14:59:03


The computers they
Help us solve all problems we
Did not have before

Like a door into
The future, their sockets are
Wonder what's in store

They used to be fun
When they were one, but now they're
Becoming more; more

Like we are at war
I try to shut them down, they
Keep me up for sure


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2017-03-03 02:19:36


The glorious tale
Of morning glory isn't
All it's hyped to be


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2017-03-04 05:03:28


I can't seem to shut
Off, work in my head loft is
Driving me mad up

The walls, like sand dust
It seeps through my pores, more and
More, it rains, it pours

I'm sorting through drawers
I'm running AWOL, so small
Yet so frustrating


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2017-03-05 04:07:58


Bright dawns I might wake,
Gray days I sleep like vegans,
Life´s great anyway


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2017-03-06 09:53:34 (edited 2017-03-06 09:54:04)


Monday has arrived;
With one eye open I wait
What Murphy's law brings.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2017-03-06 10:22:11


Chaos and order,
These au d'oeuvres that spice up
Our times and life lines


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2017-03-06 23:29:15


Solitude's pretense
plagues me. Passersby peak in;
I'm out of my mind.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2017-03-07 04:48:53


In the eve of news
I stick to the old, because
Such is tradition


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2017-03-07 09:53:05


Traditions be damned;
Repeating silly actions
Won't make things better.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2017-03-07 16:05:05


Standing on shoulders
of giants hurts when their backs
are rife with sharp thorns.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2017-03-09 08:03:40


Tainted I ain't it's
The rancid rain falling a
Mist thick as painting

Going all morning
Till night falls and neon shows
Play on the walling

Thought is appalling
Sirens wailing, I'd rather
Be thoughtless and free


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2017-03-10 14:31:16


Mashed potatoes and
No gravy! Just because, so
Do save me the sauce


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2017-03-10 16:18:12


At 3/10/17 02:31 PM, Cyberdevil wrote: Mashed potatoes and
No gravy! Just because, so
Do save me the sauce

Mashed potatoes are
just mutilated french fries.
Eat them with ketchup.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2017-03-11 07:07:52


At 3/10/17 04:18 PM, TaintedLogic wrote: Mashed potatoes are
just mutilated french fries.
Eat them with ketchup.

Potato mash and
Mutilated tomatoes
Edible combo!


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2017-03-11 10:22:59


At 3/11/17 07:07 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:
At 3/10/17 04:18 PM, TaintedLogic wrote: Mashed potatoes are
just mutilated french fries.
Eat them with ketchup.
Potato mash and
Mutilated tomatoes
Edible combo!

Let's just throw all food
in a blender. I don't have
time for chewing it.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2017-03-12 05:58:09


At 3/11/17 10:22 AM, TaintedLogic wrote: Let's just throw all food
in a blender. I don't have
time for chewing it.

Mix things up a bit!
Sensational surprises!
Savor the flavor!


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2017-03-12 22:14:20


At 3/12/17 05:58 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: Mix things up a bit!
Sensational surprises!
Savor the flavor!

I could let some blood
drip in from dry, cracked lips. It's
been a long winter.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2017-03-13 10:11:15


Savor the flavors
Of all that you eat and drink;
Oral happiness.

Enjoy food going down;
Once past the lips and inside,
The moment is gone.

Like most things in life,
It begins as a pleasure
and ends up as shit.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2017-03-13 15:35:50 (edited 2017-03-13 15:36:46)


Saw a TV show
Recently, where the chef made
Burgers with his blood

Is this the new age
Cannibalism? I don't
Like where it's going

I'd rather let out
A lipped cackle, than crackle
Blood in my food bowl

But if you bleed what
You eat, then you can eat you!
Over and over

Let the cycle go
Via blood entirely!
Same shit - new style of

Byteslinger, by the
Way, that last haiku third:
Pure genius

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2017-03-14 06:03:21


The *beep beep* signal
Road runner on a rampage!
Or just... my alarm


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