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At 6/3/15 11:37 AM, elmanymt wrote: My heart was sparkling
as starry skies in winter.
All thanks to one smirk.
My mind was burning
as days in summer, and smirks
mock my confusion.
This should be a series! :O
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
I'm taking a break from making more haiku, so here's a few.
Acid runs up a
throat, spouting undigested
trash that filled myself.
Clouded, misguided
attempts that enhance moments
that were never real.
A sad goodbye heard
from the chokes of a rope that's
tangling all my hopes.
Hopes, aspirations,
all held with an icy grip
that gathers up fear.
Newgrounds forever
Newgrounds 5life and other stuff
I am really laz-
Creepypasta is
a short internet story
made to create fear
Flow
Days flow out like tides,
slipping away from the shores
where I can stand tall.
High School Graduation
It still doesn't feel
real, moderated by time's
stretching folds, fondant.
Cumming, Georgia
"They ain't like folks 'round
here," says the Macintosh from
Apples to Apples.
Sunapee, New Hampshire
No warning before
the kayak turtles over.
Cold, pure water strikes.
Cell Phone Dying
It holds on for the
return trip, but not when I
download "Day Tripper."
Nitrous Oxide
Jokes are understood
later still than they are at
1 in the morning.
Wisdom Teeth
With inner sage robbed,
I become American:
passive, couch-confined.
The Recovery
I make music while
on drugs. I heard it worked for
one Lady Gaga.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Tunnel
See the light slowly
approaching. I soon will know
what lies before me.
Backspace
Make an error once,
and my hand gravitates towards
the same key again.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Electric Hand Dryer
Listen closely. It
whispers in a language that
no one understands.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Time is speeding my
end, as the white summer leaves
fall upon my head.
At 6/14/15 11:52 PM, elmanymt wrote: Time is speeding my
end, as the white summer leaves
fall upon my head.
I know this feeling.
Where dreams stretch ever further,
time squeezes tighter.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
The Stanley Cup
Old, yet shiny. It
might be covered in sweat, but
that is glory's work.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Your Brain Turns to Jell-O
When you watch T.V.,
said my mom when I was young.
And I believed her.
Necker Cube
Circles, lines, and 3
dimensions made out of 2.
Easily fools minds.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
God's Imagination
God lives inside us
all...or we live in him. It's
all inside his head.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Step by step, I live
One foot in front of the last-
The pain drives me on.
Life is a party.
You are not invited.
At 6/20/15 02:50 PM, Little-Kinky wrote: Step by step, I live
One foot in front of the last-
The pain drives me on.
Pain is strength. Only
the elite fall easily
as a house of cards.
I Don't Want to be Here Right Now
But conversation
is a vicious cycle with
little breathing room.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Waiting 2
Because I'm pretty
sure there was already a
waiting 1, okay?
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
The Doppler Effect
Ride emotions like
waves. Fall through when you hold on
too tight. Glissando.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Confusion
To have one sickness
But suffer from the symptoms
Of the opposite
Apathic
Trying to focus
On anything before the
World will fade away...
Paranoid
Just for how long will
You keep on convincing me
That chemtrails are real?
Misunderstanding
How many more times
Need I say that I did not
Choose to be depressed?
Hamilton, Bermuda
The smallest of the
world's capitals feels bigger
with history's weight.
Time and Silence
One does not challenge
the power of the two great
intangible treatments.
Driving on the Left
I still cringe when cars
turn corners, later knowing
the right side is wrong.
June 26th, 2015
My home would bear the
rainbow flag, but my sister
and Jindal are bros.*
*It seems that whenever anything notable happens (e.x., the Boston Marathon bombings, my country legalizing gay marriage, etc.) I am on vacation. And yes, I did enjoy my vacation in Bermuda, thanks for asking.
Descent into Boston 2
There shall be one for
every flight, luggage plight,
high height, and long night.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Yacht Club
It's exclusively
my role to decide who joins...
and you, sir, will not.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
The Contest
And so it begins...
one year later, spirit of
competition reigns.
#Number600ismine
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
The Pattern on the Tissue Box
I stare at it in
absent-mindedness. Lack of
sleep imprints flowers.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Path to Exile
It is a long road.
It has no beginning, no
end...trapped in time, space.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Omigod u guyz
It takes just 3 more
characters to type it right.
Trust me: it's worth it.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
How to Build a Stranger
Perhaps I was too
Quick to know how to live here
Now, I am nowhere.
At 7/3/15 11:27 AM, saphiragranger9 wrote:
"We have yet to see how saphiragranger9 will contribute to the site"
Forum posts should count
as contributions now that
this thread breathes again.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
On Finding A Place
Breathing easier
Now that I am no longer
Where the darkness lives.
(*note on previous post:... did someone actually say that about me? XD)
At 7/4/15 02:06 PM, saphiragranger9 wrote: (*note on previous post:... did someone actually say that about me? XD)
Haha, not really. It says that on your main page because you haven't uploaded anything to the Portals or made a news post yet. ;)
Try Again
What does it say to
me that it's hard to scan an
American flag?
Happy Fourth everyone!
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
The Threshold
Time is symbolic.
It marks a feeling, not a
moment or split second.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Liquor Store Awkward
Co-Worker asks me
To the Gomer's Liquor store
Cue ninja mode now!
