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A Haiku a Day

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-25 14:52:36


I dream,
I sleep,
i believe,
I wake up,
I eat,
I doubt,


James 4:6 6But he gives us more grace. That is why Scripture says: "God opposes the proud but shows favor to the humble."

Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-25 14:55:41


At 11/25/14 02:52 PM, Xzuber8 wrote: I dream,
I sleep,
i believe,
I wake up,
I eat,
I doubt,

That's not exactly
a haiku, my friend. It goes
five-seven-five, man.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-25 16:07:37


At 11/25/14 02:55 PM, TaintedLogic wrote:
At 11/25/14 02:52 PM, Xzuber8 wrote: I dream,
I sleep,
i believe,
I wake up,
I eat,
I doubt,
That's not exactly
a haiku, my friend. It goes
five-seven-five, man.

why don't you attempt to teach us in your most intrakit logic what a haiku is with 3 examples I'd really like to see it and we really do need to practice our teaching skills it would be a valued lesson..


James 4:6 6But he gives us more grace. That is why Scripture says: "God opposes the proud but shows favor to the humble."

Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-25 22:47:30


At 11/25/14 04:07 PM, Xzuber8 wrote:
At 11/25/14 02:55 PM, TaintedLogic wrote:
At 11/25/14 02:52 PM, Xzuber8 wrote: I dream,
I sleep,
i believe,
I wake up,
I eat,
I doubt,
That's not exactly
a haiku, my friend. It goes
five-seven-five, man.
why don't you attempt to teach us in your most intrakit logic what a haiku is with 3 examples I'd really like to see it and we really do need to practice our teaching skills it would be a valued lesson..

I will gladly add
two more didactic haikus
for your benefit.

I dream, I sleep, I
believe, I wake up, I eat...
then I write haikus.

;)


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-26 17:11:20


Time to Play

Well...time to play! The
mice dance in joy on the edge
precariously.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-27 10:05:58


At 11/26/14 10:06 PM, MrApophis wrote:
there's a haiku for you

An interesting
haiku for sure. What a nice
Thanksgiving present.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-28 11:12:47


Smart Kid

Talk front, not back. This
kid knows his stuff. Faith in our
Y generation.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-29 03:44:08


I Farted, I went there.
Feel the warmth on the face
Gross I agree my pal.


Oh look, nipple rings

Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-29 10:05:58


The Thread

Intellectual
musings as well as fart jokes...
thread never gets old.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-29 16:28:40


This is an actual haiku I wrote about how cold it is around here...

The snow was so cold
I slept until the sun rose
Dreaming in slumber

*sips Scottish Tea blend*


Never stop creating.

Discord

Links

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-29 23:57:56


At 11/29/14 04:28 PM, frootza wrote: This is an actual haiku I wrote about how cold it is around here...

The snow was so cold
I slept until the sun rose
Dreaming in slumber

*sips Scottish Tea blend*

It's cold in Boston
too. But probably not as
cold as in Scotland.

*sips Bostonian tea*


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-30 20:07:41


Sleigh Ride

It smells like horses.
It sounds like children screaming.
Feels like a good time.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-12-01 15:52:58


The Hounds

The hounds are out to
get me. Their long tails crack like
whips. I am their slave.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-12-02 22:03:50


On Battle Cries

Raising a weapon
is like raising a voice...but
not as powerful.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-12-03 11:40:36


illusion
i thought i'd be strong
if need be. need became, and
i saw i'd thought wrong.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-12-03 22:52:55


The 8th Sense...

is progression of
time. Six movement of body
parts, seven unknown.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-12-04 07:06:56


mumble
mind and mouth won't mix
think too much, speak too little
missed my chance again

Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-12-04 19:53:42


No se como decir "Haiku" en Español...

...pero es tiempo
para escribirla si
puedo traducir:

Translation (not 17 syllables):
I don't know how to say "Haiku" in Spanish...

...but it is time
to write one as long as
I can translate it (for you).

@jhypsyshah Wayyyyy ahead of you, man. ;P


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-12-04 23:10:18


Title?

Try not to look up
Just keep your eyes on the screen
Trust, you will be fine.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-12-05 00:42:49


At 12/4/14 07:53 PM, TaintedLogic wrote: No se como decir "Haiku" en Español...

...pero es tiempo
para escribirla si
puedo traducir:

Translation (not 17 syllables):
I don't know how to say "Haiku" in Spanish...

...but it is time
to write one as long as
I can translate it (for you).

@jhypsyshah Wayyyyy ahead of you, man. ;P

Cool man. I'll give it a shot, if ya consider 3-5-3 to be legit. XD

Me gusta
pequeñas frases.
So lento.

(my spanish is horrible..)

I like
small phrases.
i am slow.


Thanks to Green-Chicken for the sig graphics, ur awesome.

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-12-05 18:00:22


At 12/5/14 12:42 AM, jhypsyshah wrote:
At 12/4/14 07:53 PM, TaintedLogic wrote: No se como decir "Haiku" en Español...

...pero es tiempo
para escribirla si
puedo traducir:

Translation (not 17 syllables):
I don't know how to say "Haiku" in Spanish...

...but it is time
to write one as long as
I can translate it (for you).

@jhypsyshah Wayyyyy ahead of you, man. ;P
Cool man. I'll give it a shot, if ya consider 3-5-3 to be legit. XD

Me gusta
pequeñas frases.
So lento.

(my spanish is horrible..)

I like
small phrases.
i am slow.

1. Me gustAN because "frases" is plural.
2. SOY means "I am," but "so" doesn't.
3. It's better to say "frases" before "pequeñas." Spanish inverts adjectives and nouns a lot.
I appreciate your effort, though. ;) Keep trying, man...

On Second Thought...

We should probably
keep this to the Spanish Club.
More folks speak it there.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-12-05 23:21:55


stress
enormous burden-
but i'll stay with you. i'll help.
please, stay positive.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-12-06 18:39:49


Knuckleheads

Sons of guns, tubas,
and a whole lot of swear words.
I'm always near them.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-12-06 20:43:01


At 12/4/14 07:53 PM, TaintedLogic wrote: No se como decir "Haiku" en Español...

...pero es tiempo

6 syllables, no?

para escribirla si
puedo traducir:

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-12-06 21:34:54


At 12/6/14 08:43 PM, xxbagleyxx wrote:
At 12/4/14 07:53 PM, TaintedLogic wrote: No se como decir "Haiku" en Español...

...pero es tiempo
6 syllables, no?
para escribirla si
puedo traducir:

pe.ro es tiem.po
That's 5. Did you think tiempo
has 3 syllables?


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-12-06 21:37:19


insecurity
maybe they hate me
friends, family, my loved ones...
maybe...they love me.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-12-07 21:18:50


At 12/6/14 09:37 PM, kanaface wrote: insecurity
maybe they hate me
friends, family, my loved ones...
maybe...they love me.

Solid haiku. ;)

Believe me: I feel
insecure. Society
says I can't show it.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-12-07 22:04:34


At 12/6/14 09:34 PM, TaintedLogic wrote:
At 12/6/14 08:43 PM, xxbagleyxx wrote:
At 12/4/14 07:53 PM, TaintedLogic wrote: No se como decir "Haiku" en Español...

...pero es tiempo
6 syllables, no?
para escribirla si
puedo traducir:
pe.ro es tiem.po
That's 5. Did you think tiempo
has 3 syllables?

Yeah, I pronoun it ti.em.po


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-12-08 03:05:49


At 12/7/14 10:04 PM, xxbagleyxx wrote:
Yeah, I pronoun it ti.em.po

Hmm...okay. I'm actually very willing to talk to you about this. Is Spanish your first language? How sure are you of this?

...

Oh, I looked it up! You're right! Well, I stand corrected. I concede the game, sir. I concede the game. ;)

Change "pero es tiempo" to just "pero tiempo" in the haiku, then, I gues...haha.........


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-12-08 23:37:19


The Name

It just occurred to
me: what the hell does "haiku"
mean in Japanese?


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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