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A Haiku a Day

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-07-02 21:18:22 (edited 2024-07-02 21:18:49)


At 7/2/24 03:59 PM, art-dude wrote:
At 7/2/24 01:52 PM, DARKWEBASSASSIN wrote:A penis
Inside of pussy
Make a child

Cool story, but you
need seventeen syllables
to make a haiku


Fuck you. You

Can use eleven

Syllables

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-07-03 10:54:36


i've found it right here

newgrounds: the ability

diamond in rough


*xin laugh*

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-07-06 20:51:52


Wifi's dead. Fuck me.

'Least I've got Flashpoint - that should

Tide me over for now.


(Flashpoint Infinity didn't tide me over - it didn't fucking work without wi-fi. Ended up reading Chernobyl: The Fall of Atomgrad whilst waiting for the wi-fi to come back instead. Solid graphic novel - I fully recommend it.)

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-07-07 18:32:18


things fall into place

minor greatness that awaits

it's the little wins


*xin laugh*

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-07-08 14:23:38


seriously fine

the tug & the find, oh my--

she's staying the night :0


*xin laugh*

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-07-09 04:58:17


Shawty clap my cheeks

While I beat my fucking meat

Don't stop til I skeet


She/Her

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-07-09 20:56:55


time and time again

it always shows up, announced

like a kidney stone


*xin laugh*

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-07-11 15:39:42


on the beach, the sand

washed up bottle with a plan

surprised: where i am


*xin laugh*

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-07-13 00:11:42


f*cked up, but on track

what happens now, ain't as bad

take breath, and relax :-)


*xin laugh*

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-07-13 05:44:34


I miss you, dearest

I wish I could heal your wounds

But I'm hurt myself


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-07-13 20:04:29


Filthy abuser

Rid me of my innocence

I deserved it right?


Beat me to a pulp

Kids don't know what normal is

Daddy's now in hell


I hope you join soon

I hope you get raped daily

Take your penance, cunt


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-07-14 01:19:43


life affirmations

friends and acquaintances smile

i made it awhile


*xin laugh*

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-07-14 21:12:30


timeless: seconds spent

and then and then and then and

then when i forget


*xin laugh*

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-07-15 12:16:26


Damn, that's crazy, man.

Anyway, got any weed?

[Grunt of a man shot]

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-07-16 01:07:43


holy fuck, that's my

dad, back from the liquor store

*cocks shotgun, flicks cig*


*xin laugh*

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-07-16 15:45:38


when ever a chance

take it and consider, once

twice, just to keep up


*xin laugh*

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-07-17 10:09:44


Just woke up right now

Can't be bothered to get up

Bed's too damn comfy

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-07-18 13:10:05


the biggest regret

is a simple one to find

toothpick in the mind


*xin laugh*

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-07-18 14:52:43 (edited 2024-07-18 14:54:20)


Writing is quite nice

Even if it's a fanfic

Boy am I cooking

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-07-19 01:39:15


Nineteenth of July:

I'm browsing the BBS

for conversation

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-07-19 07:17:12


Gun between my eyes

Why'd I ever even try?

This is my goodbye


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-07-19 09:45:19


Other women asked

To join their childrens' party

But I must decline


I'm just one of those people still on the path of getting themselves out there in the world. If you're confused by my mug below you haven't read my profile. I point you to it.

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-07-19 19:01:31


I forget again

How important is sleeping

for all 8 hours...

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-07-19 21:40:27


At 7/19/24 07:17 AM, DrunkGecko wrote:
Gun between my eyes
Why'd I ever even try?
This is my goodbye

Don't know exactly

what you're going through right now.

But I want to learn.


You can PM me

if you need a listener.

Or call 988.


Even on dark days,

so many people love you.

Please don't kill yourself.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-07-19 22:00:53


Salt is beautiful

I would hate to be a snail

But I'd still eat it

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-07-20 12:03:13


Thousandth post this year

Not expecting an award

So don’t sweat it Tom.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-07-20 12:11:40


At 7/20/24 12:03 PM, RepriseAgain wrote:Thousandth post this year
Not expecting an award
So don’t sweat it Tom.


you did good & great

but tom fulp, for heaven's sake

owes you a cookie


*xin laugh*

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-07-20 15:42:19


even the remnants

throughout the deep depression

can ignite a flame


*xin laugh*

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-07-21 05:21:50


Learning takes some time

I've been there I understand

But shut the fuck up

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-07-21 10:39:40


i once met a man

a fellow like me, believe

he wore a tophat 🎩


*xin laugh*