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A Haiku a Day

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-06-08 08:31:24


Emitting white noise

Poor reception, no HD

Nothing but static


Fuzziness clouds me

Struggling to load properly

Broken aerial

I'm enjoying writing these haikus, dunno how long I'll keep this up for though

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Who walks away from a spider attack?

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-06-11 22:56:46


Why do we have so

Many labels when it's so

Very limiting?


I'm not just one thing.

Can we be summed up in just

A couple of words?


Labeling ourselves

Only serves to do more harm

Than good. So, then...why?


*sips tea, introspectively*

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-06-13 05:09:45


My teeth are itchy

oh god please help me it burns

I am a go-cart.


*spills cup*


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-06-13 12:57:52


At 6/13/24 05:09 AM, Tangerine wrote:My teeth are itchy
oh god please help me it burns
I am a go-cart.

*spills cup*


How could someone's teeth

get itchy, that's like if your

hair started to hurt


I'm just one of those people still on the path of getting themselves out there in the world. If you're confused by my mug below you haven't read my profile. I point you to it.

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-06-13 14:12:34


I see the mirror.

Stranger looking back at me.

He is very sad.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-06-14 10:39:17


Ticking like a bomb

Impending detonation

Waiting to explode


Increasing heart rate

Fuse shortens by the second

A deafening boom


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-06-14 11:32:22


Pursue your passion.

If you don't then you will die

Before your heart stops.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-06-14 21:57:51


At 6/14/24 11:32 AM, AceMantra wrote:Pursue your passion.
If you don't then you will die
Before your heart stops.


They say, "If you do

What you love, you'll never work

A day in your life."

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-06-15 15:33:38


It's Saturday night

But there's no fever tonight

It's pretty cold out

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-06-16 00:58:14


At 6/13/24 12:57 PM, art-dude wrote:
At 6/13/24 05:09 AM, Tangerine wrote:My teeth are itchy
oh god please help me it burns
I am a go-cart.

*spills cup*

How could someone's teeth
get itchy, that's like if your
hair started to hurt


Don't give God ideas

Nobody should feel their hair

That sounds horrific


*unspills up*


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-06-17 19:22:58


One hand grips the wheel

Distracted, right lane hugging

Hurry up and merge

Some people need their driver's license revoked

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-06-23 15:42:17


Wellness check, midnight

Bloodstained rope holds my neck tight

Addict, there's no light


Notorious internet cunt

My old username was StaticSkull

She/Her

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-06-23 16:28:30


At 6/23/24 03:42 PM, DrunkGecko wrote:Wellness check, midnight
Bloodstained rope holds my neck tight
Addict, there's no light


I am sad to hear

Despaired friends bring me to tears

Their demise I fear


I'm just one of those people still on the path of getting themselves out there in the world. If you're confused by my mug below you haven't read my profile. I point you to it.

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-06-24 04:57:21


For you I would rid

My heart of all evil thoughts

But not for myself


I care about you

And your happiness more than

My own worthless life


I would give my life

If it meant you'd live in peace

I love you dearly


But I hate myself

I don't see what you see, dear

What is it you see?


How could you love me?

Why do you show me respect

And such compassion



Notorious internet cunt

My old username was StaticSkull

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-06-24 05:04:38


I look at myself

And see a disgusting mess

I deserve my death


Crying for hours

I know no emotion but

Absolute despair


I'm a mangled child

I want my innocence back

Where is my embrace?


No parents, no love

No family to hold me

No partner at all


Notorious internet cunt

My old username was StaticSkull

She/Her

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-06-24 11:19:56


distressed & in heat

my work is never complete

that's alright with me ~


*xin laugh*

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-06-24 13:48:24


At 6/24/24 04:57 AM, DrunkGecko wrote:For you I would rid
My heart of all evil thoughts
But not for myself

I care about you
And your happiness more than
My own worthless life

I would give my life
If it meant you'd live in peace
I love you dearly

But I hate myself
I don't see what you see, dear
What is it you see?

How could you love me?
Why do you show me respect
And such compassion


At 6/24/24 05:04 AM, DrunkGecko wrote:I look at myself
And see a disgusting mess
I deserve my death

Crying for hours
I know no emotion but
Absolute despair

I'm a mangled child
I want my innocence back
Where is my embrace?

No parents, no love
No family to hold me
No partner at all


You aren't evil to

us, we look forward to you

being here happy


In good worlds, wisdom

determines someone's rank, and

you've earned a high one


But we live in one

where narcs, psychos, and fools take

the center spotlight


You're not one of these

We would not be at peace if

you faced your demise


It would be a loss

for the few wise of us and

a win for darkness


We are your friends and

would do anything to ward

away that darkness


I'm just one of those people still on the path of getting themselves out there in the world. If you're confused by my mug below you haven't read my profile. I point you to it.

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-06-24 17:38:57


How are you today?

My cute little pufferfish c:

I hope you are well


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-06-24 22:54:47


I wrote a haiku

It is on Twitter or X

If one wants to see


I'm just one of those people still on the path of getting themselves out there in the world. If you're confused by my mug below you haven't read my profile. I point you to it.

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-06-28 10:27:59


Desire to hold you

I love you more than myself

You are my world, dear


Before we broke up

I would cry just because I

Was grateful for you


Now it's been ruined

We may never get that chance

Not a second time


You were my whole world

You were my future husband

Now I am alone


Notorious internet cunt

My old username was StaticSkull

She/Her

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-06-30 10:19:22


Absent from forums

A bit distracted lately

Shit, it's 2AM


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-06-30 11:31:11


Hey Mario, look

what I made! It is a foot

ball, I chiseled it!


I'm just one of those people still on the path of getting themselves out there in the world. If you're confused by my mug below you haven't read my profile. I point you to it.

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-06-30 11:34:22


what the heck is art

from where does inspiration

start, and end my friend ?


*xin laugh*

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-06-30 14:09:58


My final exam

Is on the fourth of July

US, pray for me

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-06-30 17:40:36


Creative juices

Flowing like a waterfall

Special thanks to Shok

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-07-01 10:56:58


Think bike, think biker

Think Tesla, think reckless twat

Think truck, think blindspot


----


Rain, sun, or neither?

Is it Winter, or summer?

I can't tell anymore.


(seriously what the fuck is going on with Britain's weather right now)

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-07-01 12:29:51


personality

the endless reality

beep boop bop machine


     ____          ____
    |oooo|        |oooo|
    |oooo| .----. |oooo|
    |Oooo|/\_||_/\|oooO|
    `----' / __ \ `----'
    ,/ |#|/\/__\/\|#| \,
   /  \|#|| |/\| ||#|/  \
  / \_/|_|| |/\| ||_|\_/ \
 |_\/    o\=----=/o    \/_|
 <_>      |=\__/=|      <_>
 <_>      |------|      <_>
 | |   ___|======|___   | |
//\\  / |O|======|O| \  //\\
|  |  | |O+------+O| |  |  |
|\/|  \_+/        \+_/  |\/|
\__/  _|||        |||_  \__/
      | ||        || |
     [==|]        [|==]
     [===]        [===]
      >_<          >_<
     || ||        || ||
     || ||        || ||
     || ||        || ||    
   __|\_/|__    __|\_/|__
  /___n_n___\  /___n_n___\

(this is my dad)


*xin laugh*

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-07-02 13:52:58


A penis

Inside of pussy

Make a child

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-07-02 15:59:41


At 7/2/24 01:52 PM, DARKWEBASSASSIN wrote:A penis
Inside of pussy
Make a child


Cool story, but you

need seventeen syllables

to make a haiku


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-07-02 17:08:13


They're, you know, around

Would you like to speak to them?

I didn't think so