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A Haiku a Day

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-08-01 08:58:55


Welcome to Walmart, 

Within the pet department, 

List the assortments: 


Mystery canned meat, 

Silver finish,  no tags, 

Smells of dirty vag.


Loose brown kibble bits, 

Scattered about in the aisles, 

Sometimes in piles.


Beneath the big bags, 

Tucked away within the shelves 

Literal dog shit.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-08-01 09:55:57


the repetition

repeat repeat repeat and...

...become obsolete


*xin laugh*

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-08-01 23:36:01


Haikus can be hard

Just like something else I have

Get it? Penis Joke.


Look, the challenge is

To try haikus once a day

They can't all be good

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-08-02 09:51:27


Tired eyes and sore legs

When I come home, you are there 

Asleep and at peace 

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-08-02 14:00:52


How is everyone?

Might as well ask, I for one

am not doing well.


I'm just one of those people still on the path of getting themselves out there in the world. If you're confused by my mug below you haven't read my profile. I point you to it.

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-08-02 14:05:02


At 8/2/24 02:00 PM, art-dude wrote:How is everyone?
Might as well ask, I for one
am not doing well.


Disaster struck you

That’s one hell of a bad day

Hope that you’re okay


Someone please help me revive my clubs

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-08-02 14:09:36


I Should Know Better

But Human Error Persists

Now Injury Occurs


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-08-02 15:41:04


At 8/2/24 02:09 PM, Billy-SuperSkullz wrote:I Should Know Better
But Human Error Persists
Now Injury Occurs


I should note I'm fine, This is just what I thought up in my head.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-08-02 19:36:22


At 8/2/24 02:05 PM, Thetageist wrote:
At 8/2/24 02:00 PM, art-dude wrote:How is everyone?
Might as well ask, I for one
am not doing well.

Disaster struck you
That’s one hell of a bad day
Hope that you’re okay


At a friend's right now.

They treat me better than the

weather can treat me.


At 8/2/24 03:41 PM, Billy-SuperSkullz wrote:
At 8/2/24 02:09 PM, Billy-SuperSkullz wrote:I Should Know Better
But Human Error Persists
Now Injury Occurs

I should note I'm fine, This is just what I thought up in my head.


That's fine. Could be worse

I guess, as a gal who had

to be saved from it.


I'm just one of those people still on the path of getting themselves out there in the world. If you're confused by my mug below you haven't read my profile. I point you to it.

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-08-02 22:12:53


the highs & the lows

the lows, the highs, & goodbyes

be stable, my mind


*xin laugh*

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-08-03 01:02:10


Sometimes I am sad

I remember take a nap

Then I am happy

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-08-03 09:48:17


Hey, what do you call 

A deaf gynecologist?

A lip reader! *zing* 

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-08-03 21:31:39


For 2 weeks, this thread

Slipped my mind, but now I'm back.

Fair to say, my bad.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-08-03 23:31:22


I got out of bed

even made myself a meal

I'm proud of myself :)

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-08-04 04:00:23


At 8/3/24 09:31 PM, Jatmoz wrote:For 2 weeks, this thread
Slipped my mind, but now I'm back.
Fair to say, my bad.


That's alright, you're not

missing much, just the onslaught

of literal doom.


At 8/3/24 11:31 PM, Sockth wrote:I got out of bed
even made myself a meal
I'm proud of myself :)


I'm happy for you.

I do need that in my life

after everything.


I'm just one of those people still on the path of getting themselves out there in the world. If you're confused by my mug below you haven't read my profile. I point you to it.

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-08-04 08:19:35


Toothpaste, Shampoo, Soap, 

Milk, Eggs, Butter, Bread, and Cheese, 

Litter and Cat Food. 


Maybe get some booze, 

Sometimes lists make good haikus. 

Or not, I don’t know. 

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-08-04 13:01:14


Music shows suck here.

No stuff clicked. Now travelling.

Will find better ones.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-08-04 13:29:43


haiku, a haiku

thank you for the things you do

words come out of blue


*xin laugh*

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-08-04 22:12:09


I have a pet dog

She is shaped like a croissant

Colored like one too iu_1247219_21892575.webp

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-08-04 22:17:55


I have a shapeless

pet, figment of my mind. Won't

cost much to feed her.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-08-04 22:23:52 (edited 2024-08-04 22:24:05)


At 8/4/24 10:12 PM, Sockth wrote:I have a pet dog
She is shaped like a croissant
Colored like one too


What a good pupper

Give her lots of pets for me

And boops on the nose


Someone please help me revive my clubs

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-08-05 05:00:21


Dawn: Euphoria

Afternoon: Insomnia

Night: Dysphoria 

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-08-05 21:38:09


I'll just close my eyes

Certainly won't fall asleep

Honk shoo mimimi

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-08-06 08:09:41


((This is an old one, I’m okay right now))


Shutting out again, 

It is getting worse daily, 

I am not okay 


“Hope your day is well,” 

A hard comment to grasp, 

More to answer back. 

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-08-06 21:52:33 (edited 2024-08-06 21:54:41)


One plus one is two

Two plus five equals seven

Four plus four is eight

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-08-07 00:07:30


Procrastinating

Feeling not up to it now

Or ever really

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-08-07 06:35:37


This is what happens

When it rains on your chalk kids

They turn into ghosts


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I'm just one of those people still on the path of getting themselves out there in the world. If you're confused by my mug below you haven't read my profile. I point you to it.

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-08-07 08:08:02


Restless, relentless,

Rarely able to relax,

In a month resets 

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-08-07 09:10:01


At 8/7/24 06:35 AM, art-dude wrote:This is what happens
When it rains on your chalk kids
They turn into ghosts


Hold on, wait a sec,

Why is there a Pikachu?

And Ash Ketchum? Lol


Someone please help me revive my clubs

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-08-07 09:22:12


At 8/7/24 09:10 AM, Thetageist wrote:
At 8/7/24 06:35 AM, art-dude wrote:This is what happens
When it rains on your chalk kids
They turn into ghosts

Hold on, wait a sec,
Why is there a Pikachu?
And Ash Ketchum? Lol


Well it started when

Disney obtained the rights to

the Sun and Moon show


And we all thought why

not send Sora, Donald, and

Goofy to their world


And then we realized

Ash and Pikachu would think

they are Ultra Beasts


A whole month was spent

with such things envisioned in

coloured pavement chalk


I'm just one of those people still on the path of getting themselves out there in the world. If you're confused by my mug below you haven't read my profile. I point you to it.

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