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A Haiku a Day

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-07-22 10:24:01


Ang init dito

Para kang sinusunog

Hindi umulan

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-07-24 10:04:56


You were my angel

My only source of true joy

How do I move on?


I love you so much

I would give my life for you

Not just out of love


But also because

I must justify my death

I don't deserve life


Notorious internet cunt

My old username was StaticSkull

She/Her

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-07-24 10:38:53


At 7/24/24 10:04 AM, DrunkGecko wrote:You were my angel
My only source of true joy
How do I move on?

I love you so much
I would give my life for you
Not just out of love

But also because
I must justify my death
I don't deserve life


How would this person

feel about that? Would they not

want you to prevail?


If they had a will,

what would it say about how

they want you to thrive?


Angels intervene

to stop despair, unless a

tempter is to blame.


I'm just one of those people still on the path of getting themselves out there in the world. If you're confused by my mug below you haven't read my profile. I point you to it.

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-07-26 13:09:08


it's haiku a day

so here i am writing stuff

tryna not sound gay


is it working ???

*xin laugh*

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-07-26 13:48:00


At 7/26/24 01:09 PM, Xinxinix wrote:it's haiku a day
so here i am writing stuff
tryna not sound gay


What's wrong with being

gay? It's the future, no one's

gonna arrest you.


I'm just one of those people still on the path of getting themselves out there in the world. If you're confused by my mug below you haven't read my profile. I point you to it.

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-07-26 23:31:32


At 7/26/24 01:48 PM, art-dude wrote:
At 7/26/24 01:09 PM, Xinxinix wrote:it's haiku a day
so here i am writing stuff
tryna not sound gay

What's wrong with being
gay? It's the future, no one's
gonna arrest you.


i dont like being

happy, spry, in short supply

moody on dem hoes


is it working ?????

*xin laugh*

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-07-27 15:17:31


five fingers, one-up

you are still, but death lingers

flip it the f*ck off


*xin laugh*

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-07-27 15:36:29


Why so serious?

Isn't that what Joker said?

And "everything burns."


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-07-28 11:52:17


there's infinite works

of art, of music, of thirst

quench your soul and burst !


*xin laugh*

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-07-28 12:22:30


Tried to write blindly

Started fifty paragraphs

All discarded now

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-07-28 13:26:14


Everything by all

Newgrounds is the place to browse

Peep all this hentai


(GIF by @Memorizor)

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-07-28 15:57:24


At 7/28/24 01:26 PM, Dungeonation wrote:Everything by all
Newgrounds is the place to browse
Peep all this hentai


peep all this hentai

newgrounds: "you mean the p*rn site?"

yeah, but that's not all


(•_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■) *thumbs up*


*xin laugh*

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-07-28 16:56:18


Coast


ᜐᜓᜊᜓᜃᜈ᜔ ᜈᜒᜈ᜔ᜌᜓᜅ᜔

ᜁᜐᜎᜒᜈ᜔ ᜐ ᜁᜅ᜔ᜎᜒᜐ᜔ ᜀᜅ᜔

ᜆᜒᜆᜒᜃ᜔ ᜈ ᜁᜆᜓ

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-07-29 20:31:09


outside, but inside

the domain beyond one's pride

a grassy expanse


*xin laugh*

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-07-29 23:33:06


At 7/29/24 08:31 PM, Xinxinix wrote:outside, but inside
the domain beyond one's pride
a grassy expanse


Windows into soul

That’s the only grass you know

Old default background

>B)


Someone please help me revive my clubs

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-07-30 08:11:44


First five Syllables 

Shama Llama Ding Dong Ditch 

Writing is a Bitch 

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-07-30 13:13:04


At 7/30/24 08:11 AM, baphylamb wrote:First five Syllables 
Shama Llama Ding Dong Ditch 
Writing is a Bitch 


It takes much practice.

Would you prefer a rhyming

counterpart to this?


I'm just one of those people still on the path of getting themselves out there in the world. If you're confused by my mug below you haven't read my profile. I point you to it.

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-07-30 13:37:53


At 7/30/24 01:13 PM, art-dude wrote:
At 7/30/24 08:11 AM, baphylamb wrote:First five Syllables 
Shama Llama Ding Dong Ditch 
Writing is a Bitch 

It takes much practice.
Would you prefer a rhyming
counterpart to this?


Misunderstand us, 

A friend’s words were inclining, 

Hardly a novice 


If it rhymes or not, 

It does not matter to me, 

It is just for fun. 

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-07-31 10:42:44


Father of twelve kids, 

Dead-beat, bastard, my cat Finn, 

Now, he has no balls. 

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-07-31 10:46:00


At 7/31/24 10:42 AM, baphylamb wrote:Father of twelve kids, 
Dead-beat, bastard, my cat Finn, 
Now, he has no balls. 


take the balls away

shake em like dice without play

it's called CATstration


*xin laugh*

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-07-31 11:09:59


At 7/31/24 10:46 AM, Xinxinix wrote:
At 7/31/24 10:42 AM, baphylamb wrote:Father of twelve kids, 
Dead-beat, bastard, my cat Finn, 
Now, he has no balls. 

take the balls away
shake em like dice without play
it's called CATstration


Not fond of gambling

Curiosity kills cats 

But for you, I would 

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-08-01 08:58:55


Welcome to Walmart, 

Within the pet department, 

List the assortments: 


Mystery canned meat, 

Silver finish,  no tags, 

Smells of dirty vag.


Loose brown kibble bits, 

Scattered about in the aisles, 

Sometimes in piles.


Beneath the big bags, 

Tucked away within the shelves 

Literal dog shit.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-08-01 09:55:57


the repetition

repeat repeat repeat and...

...become obsolete


*xin laugh*

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-08-01 23:36:01


Haikus can be hard

Just like something else I have

Get it? Penis Joke.


Look, the challenge is

To try haikus once a day

They can't all be good

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-08-02 09:51:27


Tired eyes and sore legs

When I come home, you are there 

Asleep and at peace 

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-08-02 14:00:52


How is everyone?

Might as well ask, I for one

am not doing well.


I'm just one of those people still on the path of getting themselves out there in the world. If you're confused by my mug below you haven't read my profile. I point you to it.

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-08-02 14:05:02


At 8/2/24 02:00 PM, art-dude wrote:How is everyone?
Might as well ask, I for one
am not doing well.


Disaster struck you

That’s one hell of a bad day

Hope that you’re okay


Someone please help me revive my clubs

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-08-02 14:09:36


I Should Know Better

But Human Error Persists

Now Injury Occurs


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-08-02 15:41:04


At 8/2/24 02:09 PM, Billy-SuperSkullz wrote:I Should Know Better
But Human Error Persists
Now Injury Occurs


I should note I'm fine, This is just what I thought up in my head.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-08-02 19:36:22


At 8/2/24 02:05 PM, Thetageist wrote:
At 8/2/24 02:00 PM, art-dude wrote:How is everyone?
Might as well ask, I for one
am not doing well.

Disaster struck you
That’s one hell of a bad day
Hope that you’re okay


At a friend's right now.

They treat me better than the

weather can treat me.


At 8/2/24 03:41 PM, Billy-SuperSkullz wrote:
At 8/2/24 02:09 PM, Billy-SuperSkullz wrote:I Should Know Better
But Human Error Persists
Now Injury Occurs

I should note I'm fine, This is just what I thought up in my head.


That's fine. Could be worse

I guess, as a gal who had

to be saved from it.


I'm just one of those people still on the path of getting themselves out there in the world. If you're confused by my mug below you haven't read my profile. I point you to it.

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