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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-30 17:42:44


At 6/30/07 05:27 PM, metaldeath6 wrote: whoo whoo METALOCALYPSE SEASON 2 out September 18!!

Be sure to cut your friends heads open eat their brains, becuase its gonna be Br00tal!

Blank Post.

Metal Hell


And just like that....he was gone...

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-30 17:43:52


Unfunny joke ruined due to poor quality.

Metal Hell


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-30 17:48:18


At 6/30/07 05:40 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
If I can't understand power, symphonic or industrial metal, it's annoying. But if it's death or black, it's fine. Now let's narrow it down further:

I guess if it power or industrial then yea, Death metal I find I can't understand sometimes and it annoys me. But the only black metal I listen to is in another language (I think) so I probably couldn't tell either way.

If it's in a different language, it sounds cooler therefore I prefer it more. However, if it's just screamed to the point of absurdity, I still like it, just not as much.

Yea I went to a metal show were they pack liek 300 people in a really small room, and one of the people couldn't sing. He basically sounded like a hawk screaming because he was yelling so loudly and screaming.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-30 18:01:24


At 6/30/07 05:43 PM, Hypocrisy wrote: Unfunny joke ruined due to poor quality.

I think you unruined an unfunny joke, thus causing a time paradox were iPods play you.

See also: Russian Reversal


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-30 18:06:35


At 6/30/07 02:50 PM, M-to-the-C wrote:
At 6/30/07 02:37 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:
Welcome to the club.
Thanks, I dont know everythng about metal but I liked to learn about all the diffrent types.

At 6/30/07 02:46 PM, Charon wrote:
welcome to Hell M-to-the-C :) what would you say is your favourite genre?
Yay hell, Couldn't really say, but I listen to norweigen black metal mostly, other then that just normal death metal.

Not my cup of tea, black metal i can do though. How about the thrash metal genre?


I mizzed diz shit.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-30 18:10:55


At 6/30/07 06:01 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:
At 6/30/07 05:43 PM, Hypocrisy wrote: Unfunny joke ruined due to poor quality.
I think you unruined an unfunny joke, thus causing a time paradox were iPods play you.

See also: Russian Reversal

Did you forget the link? Or was that just stupidity?


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-30 18:12:42


At 6/30/07 06:10 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
At 6/30/07 06:01 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:
Did you forget the link? Or was that just stupidity?

We all know the Russian Reversal. I figured if you didn't know, you could Google it.

A link would ruin the fun.

See also: Fag


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-30 18:20:12


At 6/30/07 06:12 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:
At 6/30/07 06:10 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
At 6/30/07 06:01 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:
Did you forget the link? Or was that just stupidity?
We all know the Russian Reversal. I figured if you didn't know, you could Google it.

A link would ruin the fun.

See also: Fag

Okay,

Fag;
Definition: Idiosyncratic's sexual orientation.

See what I did thar?

My PSN: Obilisk745

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-30 18:21:17


At 6/30/07 06:06 PM, labor wrote:
Not my cup of tea, black metal i can do though. How about the thrash metal genre?

If you mean like Anthrax and Slayer, I like some of it more of particular songs I like then there entire albums.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-30 18:37:09


At 6/30/07 12:51 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Aha! I've got it! Nev, DragonForce kick the shit out of you...

Well there are six of them...

At 6/30/07 12:54 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: Dragonforce overdub themselves at their concerts.

I thought overdubbing yourself is meant to make you sound good live?
Clearly you've not seen DragonForce live and are just assuming things.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-30 18:42:11


Haven't visited here in a while, but recently I've been getting into all kinds of different music.

Currently listening to:

Sleep, Acid King, Kyuss, Dream Theater, Black Label Society, Porcupine Tree, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, Ephel Duath, Opeth, Nevermore, Iron Maiden, A Perfect Circle, Alice in Chains, Tool, Dio,Goatsnake,etc.


Me: sex is fun God: it is more fun alone.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-30 18:51:57


At 6/30/07 06:37 PM, Nev wrote:
At 6/30/07 12:51 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Aha! I've got it! Nev, DragonForce kick the shit out of you...
Well there are six of them...

They're also drunk 90% of the day.


My PSN: Obilisk745

"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."

Add me on Steam! :D

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-30 18:52:52


At 6/30/07 02:50 PM, M-to-the-C wrote: Acceptance speech.

Welcome brother. If you like death metal, or want to get into death metal, talk to me, Crowler, or Bonemill.

At 6/30/07 04:36 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
Batman! NO! He likes rap! He can't be trusted...Or even have his existance acknowlaged.

I <3 rap. I don't mean hip hop like Twalib Kwali or Ill Bill. I mean like Lil' Wyte, Dr. Dre, and Rick Ross. Hate me, I don't give a fuck.

death metal, ftw.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-30 19:05:08


At 6/30/07 06:51 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: They're also drunk 90% of the day.

Or so they have you believe...


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-30 19:14:56


Metaldeath6 I am going to please have to ask you to refrain from using the term "br00tal" the reasons are as follows. (note the angry faic)

REASONS FOR METALDEATH6 NOT TO USE br00tal

1.) You actually capitilized the "b" in br00tal. It is meant to be lower cased as to keep the effect it imposes.

2.) The term is a privelege reserved for the older members of the metal hell. The horse men are entitled to infinite use. My use, as well as members that are not the horsemen', is limited to 5 posts per day with the word br00tal in it. Though i can use the term ever how many times in the post I wish as long as i dont use it in more than 5 posts. You are down to 1 post a day and you have wasted it in an incorrect manner.

3.) See; 4

4.) See; 3

In other news. I demand you all to rent/buy the movie apocalypto. I rented it today and my god did it kick righteous ass. (set aside that its from gibson) It is br00tal (correct usage).

Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-30 19:15:13


At 6/30/07 07:05 PM, Nev wrote:
At 6/30/07 06:51 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: They're also drunk 90% of the day.
Or so they have you believe...

infact all members of dragonforce are drunk 90% of the time, cause the pussies can only handle one beer


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-30 19:22:10


At 6/30/07 07:15 PM, Crowler wrote: infact all members of dragonforce are drunk 90% of the time, cause the pussies can only handle one beer

It certainly is a convinient excuse for being mediocre live.

And Bonemill... your rules are for faggots.
I rarely say br00tal.... but if I did... I'd totally not abide by your rules in the slightest :).


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-30 19:28:19


At 6/30/07 06:37 PM, Nev wrote: I thought overdubbing yourself is meant to make you sound good live?
Clearly you've not seen DragonForce live and are just assuming things.

ha! DF = Owned by Nev.

ok enough stupidity. i found a pretty good band: Lunatica. i cant find a really good video on them though (everything i find is either crappy sound quality or anime/anime game videos). so to explain them i'd say that they're like a nightwish/evanescence style band that doesn't suck. if you like ambient/gothic metal then you'd like this band. i'll see if i can find anything on them.


Got the gear, got the gas, got compression. My direction is cast to the concrete.

I am a motor musician, moving to the asphalt beat.

[Metal Hell]

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-30 19:32:55


At 6/30/07 07:22 PM, Nev wrote:
At 6/30/07 07:15 PM, Crowler wrote: infact all members of dragonforce are drunk 90% of the time, cause the pussies can only handle one beer
It certainly is a convinient excuse for being mediocre live.

And Bonemill... your rules are for faggots.
I rarely say br00tal.... but if I did... I'd totally not abide by your rules in the slightest :).

Nev do me a favor, would ya?

Walk onto a frozen pond. Set you up a tent. now that we have this established. I want you to live there for a while.Kepping yourself warm by making a biiiiiigggggg bonfire on this lake/pond. Make sure the ice isnt to thick though. And make sure you are faaaaarrrrr away from land. Then (making sure you have enough firewood) keep the fire going as looooooong as you can. Then when you hear the ice cracking and see it melting dont worry. All is well. just let it run its course. If it starts to crack alot, strip to your naked/bare body and stand where all the cracks and pops are coming from. This will surely help you out :)

Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-30 19:37:25


At 6/30/07 06:52 PM, TheBehemoth wrote:
Welcome brother. If you like death metal, or want to get into death metal, talk to me, Crowler, or Bonemill.

Thanks

At 6/30/07 07:14 PM, Bonemill wrote:

; Rules and stuff

So are these the rules for saying the word "br00tal" and we are only aloud to say 5 times per day, am I right?


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-30 19:38:15


At 6/30/07 07:32 PM, Bonemill wrote: If it starts to crack alot, strip to your naked/bare body...

Fag.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-30 19:43:15


At 6/30/07 07:38 PM, Nev wrote:
At 6/30/07 07:32 PM, Bonemill wrote: If it starts to crack alot, strip to your naked/bare body...
Fag.

I know you are but what am I? kekekekekekekekekekeke. Im rubber your glue whatever you say bounces of meeeee and sticks to youuuuuuuu. kekekekekekeke.

ALSO nev, you called me fag i get one cheap shot at you. If my rules are for faggots you and dragonforce should have no problem following them. *badom pish*

And m to the c, naw i was just kidding lol just trying to humour up this forum. Yet seriously metaldeath6 dont use br00tal.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-30 19:49:19


At 6/30/07 07:43 PM, Bonemill wrote: I know you are but what am I? kekekekekekekekekekeke. Im rubber your glue whatever you say bounces of meeeee and sticks to youuuuuuuu. kekekekekekeke.

Touché.
I shan't argue with that :).

Lameness FTW.
ALSO nev, you called me fag i get one cheap shot at you. If my rules are for faggots you and dragonforce should have no problem following them. *badom pish*

I've 4 out of 6 DragonForce members :).
We're openly homosexual with each other.
But I have a girlfriend.... Bisexuality... ergo... no rule following :P.

And someone answer my Gojira question :(.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-30 20:56:54


Bill Cosby was in Death...true story.

It had all started when Chuck Schuldiner of his band Death, who was earlier named Mantas then changed to Death were seeking a bass player for their Infernal Death demo tape. They had recieved news from the Florida Death Metal scene that a bassist who went by the name Bill had recently left his band Necropuddin'. Chuck had a demo tape from Bill's old band and had heard Bill's amazing bass work, but he just couldn't understand what exactly he was hearing when it came to the vocals (Bill did vocals as well). What ever he was saying it sounded like giberish, and hell the only words Chuck had managed to make out were the words to the song "Rotted Minds Through Wretched Tunes". The lyrics went as so:

Kids GAH, Listen to the rap music GAH
Gives 'em the brain damage GAH GAH GAH
With the bippin' and the boppin' and the hippin' and the hoppin'
So they don't know what the Metal's all about---GAH.

Chuck liked the direction Bill had attend on going with so he casted Bill out for Mantas, later known as Death...and...

Then Oden shat in Paris Hilton's mouth and fistfucked the bitch to death.
God then became an emo for he wasn't as Metal as Oden.

...The end.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-30 21:06:57


At 6/30/07 07:43 PM, Bonemill wrote: And m to the c, naw i was just kidding lol just trying to humour up this forum. Yet seriously metaldeath6 dont use br00tal.

sure I'll do whatever you want, bend over so I can kiss your fucking ass, I'll listen to the horsemen but anit no fucking horsemen!
And besides what kind of metalhead is a slave to rules or a god, fuck that!

Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-30 21:17:15


At 6/30/07 07:14 PM, Bonemill wrote: Metaldeath6 I am going to please have to ask you to refrain from using the term "br00tal" the reasons are as follows. (note the angry faic)

REASONS FOR METALDEATH6 NOT TO USE br00tal

1.) something

2.) something else

3.) See; 4

4.) See; 3

In other news. I demand you all to rent me.. I rented me today and my god did it suck righteous ass.blah

ookay.

Whatever happened to biting the heads of of bats and pissing on the Alamo? Have you all gone soft? Geez, I'd join but I'm afraid I'd scare 7 shades of shit out of you.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-30 21:25:05


At 6/30/07 09:17 PM, RedOxide wrote:
Whatever happened to biting the heads of of bats and pissing on the Alamo?

i'm not sure but i miss it.


Got the gear, got the gas, got compression. My direction is cast to the concrete.

I am a motor musician, moving to the asphalt beat.

[Metal Hell]

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-30 21:28:22


At 6/30/07 09:25 PM, maverick-mechanic wrote:
At 6/30/07 09:17 PM, RedOxide wrote:
Whatever happened to biting the heads of of bats and pissing on the Alamo?
i'm not sure but i miss it.

ahh the good ole days when Ozzy was called god all the time and madness was a everday thing I miss it too

Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-30 21:50:42


At 6/30/07 09:06 PM, metaldeath6 wrote:
At 6/30/07 07:43 PM, Bonemill wrote: And m to the c, naw i was just kidding lol just trying to humour up this forum. Yet seriously metaldeath6 dont use br00tal.
sure I'll do whatever you want, bend over so I can kiss your fucking ass, I'll listen to the horsemen but anit no fucking horsemen!
And besides what kind of metalhead is a slave to rules or a god, fuck that!

What metalhead makes a big fuss just because he can't use a word? I can't use any rascists words here, but do you hear me complaining? No. And not just because I find the words stupid anyway.

Also, despite me not believing in god, I have to say I disagree with you on the god issue. People can listen to any kind of music, and have any kind of religion. You could meet a Christian listening to black metal, a buddhist listening to death metal, or a satanist listening to pop music. And vise versa. You don't have to be an atheist to like metal music, or any kind of music, for that matter.


Me: sex is fun God: it is more fun alone.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-30 22:07:02


At 6/30/07 09:50 PM, OPIUMSKUM wrote:

maybe but who cares?
besides Im a Nihilist