yeah, thats really old

I got an electric tuner! |:).

Not much has been happening otherwise. 'Cept I discovered this new metalhead at my school. He's in a band, likes DragonForce, Rammstein, MCR (Boo!), Metallica and Slayer and he's the same age as me.

He doesn't like enough tr0 met0l as far as i'm concerned, though.

At 6/30/07 11:24 AM, Crowler wrote: if its the one i think it is, its old news

True.

Nile's new album isn't even that great anyway. I always thought they were extremely overrated.

At 6/30/07 11:42 AM, Crowler wrote: yeah, thats really old

its a 2007 album the oldest it can be is 6 months. thats a new baby in music standards. i mean there are albums there were made back in the 50's that are still out to this day (granted they weren't on CD's but i digress).

A few words:

The star syndicate can lick my balls, and I am effectively putting a gag order on discussion of them

Two, I just formed a satanic ambient/rock group with my friend (him on drums, me on keys) and I wrote a song this morning

Three, I can watch pulp fiction if i want pulp fiction quotes

Fourth, growling/grunting/screeching vocals are easy as hell to do; they can be done by a monkey with a microphone. Quit acting like they're "OMG BR00TAL" or such because they suck. Yes, I listen to black metal and a bit of death metal, but damn, I wish people would just learn how to sing, singing's aeons harder and sounds much better. GAAAH I am sick of people who think they're the shit because they can growl/grunt/screech. I've been able to do those since I was 14, it's really not that special.

Fifth, that kid you met, Centurion Ryan, is no metalhead. He's a mallkid, and they're everywhere. Avoid him like the black plague.

At 6/30/07 12:45 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: Fifth, that kid you met, Centurion Ryan, is no metalhead. He's a mallkid, and they're everywhere. Avoid him like the black plague.

Cradle of Filth and Dimmu Borgir are mallcore? Since when?

Yeah, he likes them too.

He's better than the rest of my school, who are all mostly slaves to trends, chavs or bullies. (I'm not in that last category, despite what you may have heard from the police...*darts out the door*)

Hey, is Kidd's dad still hiding his router? Because it feels like forever I got chastised for saying one band sucks and another is great.

(I need that feeling of self-esteem, the kind that is fuelled by arguements, you know)

Aha! I've got it! Nev, DragonForce kick the shit out of you and any band you even closely come to liking! (Even DragonForce themselves! HA! Beat that!)

At 6/30/07 12:51 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:

At 6/30/07 12:45 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: Fifth, that kid you met, Centurion Ryan, is no metalhead. He's a mallkid, and they're everywhere. Avoid him like the black plague.

Cradle of Filth and Dimmu Borgir are mallcore? Since when?

Since 1997, when both mysteriously sold out at the same time.

Yeah, he likes them too.

He's better than the rest of my school, who are all mostly slaves to trends, chavs or bullies. (I'm not in that last category, despite what you may have heard from the police...*darts out the door*)

If he listens to those bands, he's a slave to trends.

Hey, is Kidd's dad still hiding his router? Because it feels like forever I got chastised for saying one band sucks and another is great.

I think you got chastised for ranting about bands that are so well known nobody cares about them here.

(I need that feeling of self-esteem, the kind that is fuelled by arguements, you know)

Aha! I've got it! Nev, DragonForce kick the shit out of you and any band you even closely come to liking! (Even DragonForce themselves! HA! Beat that!)

Dragonforce overdub themselves at their concerts. Heavenly don't. Heavenly write way more complex songs with much deeper meaning and a much greater understanding of dynamics and modes. Dragonforce just play fast (with a LOT of help from studio wizardry and beat doctoring) and happy with no dynamics at all.

Heavenly>Dragonforce.

Hey, can I join?

At 6/30/07 12:54 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: Heavenly>Dragonforce.

Even I know that...

Which reminds me (not really) Die Apokalyptischen Reiter-Have a Nice Trip=OBTAINED

They're pretty much my favourite Death metal band, alongside Cannibal Corpse, and are becoming one of my favourite bands of all time.

Also, does anyone know a site where I can download a broad range of lesser known band songs for free? Because i've been searching for The Masquarade Ball-Axel Rudi Pell since last Christmas, but to NO FUCKING AVAIL.

At 6/30/07 01:00 PM, M-to-the-C wrote: Hey, can I join?

List 10 metal bands and then one of the horsemen (Batman64, Goatchrist, Idiosyncratic, or I) will decide whether you shall join or whether we shall be rid of thee.

At 6/30/07 01:08 PM, ElGhoulio wrote:
List 10 metal bands and then one of the horsemen (Batman64, Goatchrist, Idiosyncratic, or I) will decide whether you shall join or whether we shall be rid of thee.

alright

1. Rammstein
2. Taake
3. Nightwish
4. Dethklok
5. Cannibal Corpse
6. Amok
7. Children of Bodom
8. Slipknot
9. Finntroll
10. Rob Zombie

It isn't really my call, but...

1. Rammstein

Maybe, I personally think they're good, but others don't.

2. Taake

Hell yeah!

3. Nightwish

Yes

4. Dethklok

Not real, but yeah.

5. Cannibal Corpse

Fucking shweet! Yes!

6. Amok

Meh

7. Children of Bodom

Yes

8. Slipknot

Hells no (I think they're good. But nu metal=the plague around here)

9. Finntroll

Chea (yes)

10. Rob Zombie

Not so much.

You're gonna get in.

At 6/30/07 01:18 PM, M-to-the-C wrote:

At 6/30/07 01:08 PM, ElGhoulio wrote:
List 10 metal bands and then one of the horsemen (Batman64, Goatchrist, Idiosyncratic, or I) will decide whether you shall join or whether we shall be rid of thee.

alright

1. Rammstein

no

2. Taake

yes

3. Nightwish

yes

4. Dethklok

not a real band

5. Cannibal Corpse

yes

6. Amok

yes (I think)

7. Children of Bodom

a reluctant yes

8. Slipknot

NONONONONONONONONONONO YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME

9. Finntroll

yes

10. Rob Zombie

no

Well, with 4 no's and 6 yes's, I'm torn. On one hand, you did list a band like Taake, but on the other hand, you had a few big nono's (Dethklok, which isn't a real band, Rammstein, which is industrial rock, not metal, and Slipknot, which is the bane of every metalhead) and most of your other yes's were rather weak (Children of Bodom, Finntroll). But on the other hand, if you are willing to learn from us and listen to us, you shouldn't be much of any problem...

I'm inclined to do a very shaky and very reluctant yes.

The other 3 horsemen, I pass this decision on to you guys. It's a very tight one, and I think this decision should have the consensus of the other 3 horsemen.

At 6/30/07 01:24 PM, ElGhoulio wrote:
I'm inclined to do a very shaky and very reluctant yes.

The other 3 horsemen, I pass this decision on to you guys. It's a very tight one, and I think this decision should have the consensus of the other 3 horsemen.

Alright I can wait, one thing I know Dethklok is not a real band, but they do have real music is on of the reasons on why I said them. And plus there CD is coming out.

I'll wait for the others decision.

At 6/30/07 01:30 PM, M-to-the-C wrote:

At 6/30/07 01:24 PM, ElGhoulio wrote:
I'm inclined to do a very shaky and very reluctant yes.

The other 3 horsemen, I pass this decision on to you guys. It's a very tight one, and I think this decision should have the consensus of the other 3 horsemen.

Alright I can wait, one thing I know Dethklok is not a real band, but they do have real music is on of the reasons on why I said them. And plus there CD is coming out.

Yeah, but the thing is, it's people we're judging ultimately, not bands, and the fact of the matter is a lot of non-metalheads watch Metalocalypse and think they're metal for listening to dethklok, when in reality they're a bunch of lame mallkids.

I'll wait for the others decision.

At 6/30/07 01:38 PM, ElGhoulio wrote:.

Yeah, but the thing is, it's people we're judging ultimately, not bands, and the fact of the matter is a lot of non-metalheads watch Metalocalypse and think they're metal for listening to dethklok, when in reality they're a bunch of lame mallkids.

I'll wait for the others decision.

I guess I can see that, I know alot of people that only like one metal band, and thats dethklok and they watch the show mainly because its a pretty good show period. Then they call themselves metal heads, but then my friends are the ones that really got me into all kinds of metal.

At 6/30/07 03:12 AM, TakeNoPrisoners wrote:
In metal new's, though I'm not sure how many of you guys play video games but I almost shit a brick when I saw this. I've never seen a track listing quite that awesome in a video game before.

The black dude and the white dude have amazing tracks for a video game. The Asian...no.

Good luck M-to-the-C. I'm not allowed to post my opinions on new members.

in flames - trigger

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwbyMKIdTMo

nile - execration text

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNQpLFns-CA

strapping young lad - detox

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UOOKx-ClQw

morbid angel - god of emptiness

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTqA009qwko

lamb of god - black label

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vqOW097gFw

meshuggah - new millenium cyanide christ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5A0q63_gbo

I think M-to-the-C should get in. He's a whole lot less rude than some of our other applicants, and as Ghoul said, he's willing to learn.

Welcome to the club.

At 6/30/07 01:45 PM, M-to-the-C wrote:

welcome to Hell M-to-the-C :) what would you say is your favourite genre?

At 6/30/07 02:37 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:
Welcome to the club.

Thanks, I dont know everythng about metal but I liked to learn about all the diffrent types.

At 6/30/07 02:46 PM, Charon wrote:
welcome to Hell M-to-the-C :) what would you say is your favourite genre?

Yay hell, Couldn't really say, but I listen to norweigen black metal mostly, other then that just normal death metal.

damn ,no!!!!

At 6/30/07 04:33 PM, batman64 wrote:

At 6/30/07 04:06 PM, jenno1 wrote: damn ,no!!!!

Who the fuck are you?

Batman! NO! He likes rap! He can't be trusted...Or even have his existance acknowlaged.

hey i'm back, and we reached page 696 HOORAY!
my band 's name is PopUlation 696 (therefor hooray..)

so, anything happend?
with me,: i failed in school... (therefor. not hooray)

:hey i'm back, and we reached page 696 HOORAY!
:my band 's name is PopUlation 696 (therefor hooray..)
oh fuck.... wrong number XD.... read that post upside-down!

...I mean mainstream rap.

I like meaningful rap, not 50 Cent or Eminem (well, some).

Someone needs to do a metal version of "Miss You" by the Rolling Stones.

WITH SLAPPIN' AND POPPIN' YO!

whoo whoo METALOCALYPSE SEASON 2 out September 18!!

Be sure to cut your friends heads open eat their brains, becuase its gonna be Br00tal!

At 6/30/07 05:06 PM, batman64 wrote:
Relax, some of our family like some rap so don't get all bent out of shape. I just wanted to know who the hell this stranger was posting in our forum.

Yea I listen to alot of rap but metal is still my majority favorite genre.

Also this is something I was wondering do you prefer metal you can understand or can't (Meaning a groul you can't kisten or another language) I'm actually in favor of not understanding it sometimes.

Eh, depends.

If I can't understand power, symphonic or industrial metal, it's annoying. But if it's death or black, it's fine. Now let's narrow it down further:

If it's in a different language, it sounds cooler therefore I prefer it more. However, if it's just screamed to the point of absurdity, I still like it, just not as much.