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Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-30 18:46:33


At 4/30/07 05:46 PM, NecroOne wrote: ZING!

Are you sure you don't mean:

Metal Hell


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-30 18:48:11


At 4/30/07 06:46 PM, Nev wrote:
At 4/30/07 05:46 PM, NecroOne wrote: ZING!
Are you sure you don't mean:

aligators with frickin lasers on their heads!


Got the gear, got the gas, got compression. My direction is cast to the concrete.

I am a motor musician, moving to the asphalt beat.

[Metal Hell]

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-30 19:10:26


At 4/30/07 06:41 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: lol I farted.

I felt that you should know that.

Farting is totally metal.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-30 19:13:39


At 4/30/07 06:46 PM, Nev wrote:
At 4/30/07 05:46 PM, NecroOne wrote: ZING!
Are you sure you don't mean:

thats not steve irwin...


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-30 19:19:25


At 4/30/07 07:14 PM, batman64 wrote: When a Horseman farts the heavens rumble and the earth shakes, such is our power.

What happens when you take a shit?

Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-30 19:21:03


At 4/30/07 07:19 PM, Metal-Command wrote:
At 4/30/07 07:14 PM, batman64 wrote: When a Horseman farts the heavens rumble and the earth shakes, such is our power.
What happens when you take a shit?

I don't think you want to know.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-30 19:25:09


At 4/30/07 07:21 PM, batman64 wrote:
At 4/30/07 07:19 PM, Metal-Command wrote:
At 4/30/07 07:14 PM, batman64 wrote: When a Horseman farts the heavens rumble and the earth shakes, such is our power.
What happens when you take a shit?
Satan quakes in fear and Jesus weeps.

Katrina!?

lawl.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-30 19:32:42


At 4/30/07 07:19 PM, Metal-Command wrote: What happens when you take a shit?

All this talk about shit is giving me a hard-on.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-30 20:09:58


At 4/30/07 07:21 PM, batman64 wrote:
At 4/30/07 07:19 PM, Metal-Command wrote:
At 4/30/07 07:14 PM, batman64 wrote:
Satan quakes in fear and Jesus weeps.

Is that all?


Did you just put your balls on my sandwich?

Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-30 20:10:58


At 4/30/07 07:32 PM, GoryBlizzard wrote:
At 4/30/07 07:19 PM, Metal-Command wrote: What happens when you take a shit?
All this talk about shit is giving me a hard-on.

You don't know how hard I just laughed.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-30 20:15:27


Old, old Meshuggah sounds like Metallica.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-30 20:20:16


At 4/30/07 08:15 PM, batman64 wrote:
At 4/30/07 08:09 PM, Lost-Thought wrote:
At 4/30/07 07:21 PM, batman64 wrote:
At 4/30/07 07:19 PM, Metal-Command wrote:
At 4/30/07 07:14 PM, batman64 wrote:
Satan quakes in fear and Jesus weeps.
Is that all?
There is more but I am sworn to secrecy.

in the name of Dio I command you to tell me


Did you just put your balls on my sandwich?

Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-30 20:29:30


At 4/30/07 08:22 PM, batman64 wrote:
At 4/30/07 08:20 PM, Lost-Thought wrote:
Satan quakes in fear and Jesus weeps.
Is that all?
There is more but I am sworn to secrecy.
in the name of Dio I command you to tell me
Mere mortals can not deal with it, believe me I am doing you a favor and saving your mind and soul by not telling you.

But because I don't like you guys, I'll tell you anyway.

When a horseman takes a shit, the world quakes, Satan is afraid of his own shadow, and Jesus weeps because of the horrific stench. Then three million babies are infected with Super AIDS, and Barbara Streisand makes another album.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-30 21:46:43


At 4/30/07 08:29 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: When a horseman takes a shit, the world quakes, Satan is afraid of his own shadow, and Jesus weeps because of the horrific stench. Then three million babies are infected with Super AIDS, and Barbara Streisand makes another album.

no.....NO! not Barbara Streisand!!! anything but that!!!!


Got the gear, got the gas, got compression. My direction is cast to the concrete.

I am a motor musician, moving to the asphalt beat.

[Metal Hell]

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-04-30 23:01:12


I need to listen to Manowar a little more


Did you just put your balls on my sandwich?

Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-01 02:06:59


At 4/30/07 11:21 PM, batman64 wrote:
At 4/30/07 11:01 PM, Lost-Thought wrote: I need to listen to Manowar a little more
I highly recommend the new album,

DAMN I REALLY FUCKING WANT THAT CD. RIP IT ON TO YOUR COMPUTER AND SEDN.

And, when a horseman takes a shit, africa gains 1 million more people.

tasteless, awful, racial, horrid joke for the win.

You can't spell subtext without buttsex. | I control Psycryptik | Psycryptik controls your mind

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-01 05:13:24


At 4/30/07 10:05 PM, batman64 wrote: Picked up the new Manowar album,Gods of War, today and I must say I like it a lot. It be some serious epic shit yo boyeeeeeeeeee.Damn i'm stoned again.

Tht's a really great album. I'm hooked on Sleipnir.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-01 05:36:48


At 4/30/07 09:57 AM, Metal-Command wrote: Link

I tried that and it didn't work. :(

So what are everybody listening to?

Megadeth - Breakpoint. It's from their compilation album Hidden Treasures that I got today! :D

At 4/30/07 11:01 PM, Lost-Thought wrote: I need to listen to Manowar a little more

I need to buy another Manowar album. I've just not got myself to get another album of theirs.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-01 06:24:24


At 5/1/07 05:36 AM, Bahamut wrote: I need to buy another Manowar album. I've just not got myself to get another album of theirs.

What albums do you have?

Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-01 06:42:47


At 4/30/07 10:05 PM, batman64 wrote: Picked up the new Manowar album,Gods of War, today and I must say I like it a lot. It be some serious epic shit yo boyeeeeeeeeee.Damn i'm stoned again.

see now i heard it was too much epic and not enough metal by some people, i suppose it depends on what your tastes are but i already have kings of metal and Anthology so i think i will just stick with those :P


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-01 06:43:44


Thirtysecondstomars is my favourite band,ill join

Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-01 07:04:17


At 5/1/07 06:43 AM, TheUndeadBasher wrote: Thirtysecondstomars is my favourite band,ill join

You have to list 10 bands to join, then the horsemen will judge if you are worthy of entering..The hell, if you are, Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.
If not, may legions of the undead devour thy soul.

</Overly dramatic>

Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-01 07:22:20


At 5/1/07 06:43 AM, TheUndeadBasher wrote: Thirtysecondstomars is my favourite band,ill join

Thirtysecondstomars is not metal.


Got the gear, got the gas, got compression. My direction is cast to the concrete.

I am a motor musician, moving to the asphalt beat.

[Metal Hell]

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-01 08:29:08


At 5/1/07 08:15 AM, batman64 wrote:
At 5/1/07 07:22 AM, maverick-mechanic wrote:

Thirtysecondstomars is not metal.
Don't you just hate when some guy says he'll join then he lists a non-metal band? What are these people thinking?

I seriously doubt any thought is involved.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-01 11:20:48


Does anyone know of any good Groove Metal bands besides Pantera?

Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-01 11:35:17


At 5/1/07 11:20 AM, Kronik-The-Echidna wrote: Does anyone know of any good Groove Metal bands besides Pantera?

Damageplan ;)


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-01 11:41:29


At 5/1/07 11:35 AM, Nev wrote: Damageplan ;)

That is Groovecore, sir.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-01 11:44:17


At 5/1/07 11:41 AM, Kronik-The-Echidna wrote:
At 5/1/07 11:35 AM, Nev wrote: Damageplan ;)
That is Groovecore, sir.

Aye, I was just making a Dimebag joke.... :(


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-01 12:02:14


At 5/1/07 05:13 AM, Metal-Command wrote:
At 4/30/07 10:05 PM, batman64 wrote: Picked up the new Manowar album,Gods of War, today and I must say I like it a lot. It be some serious epic shit yo boyeeeeeeeeee.Damn i'm stoned again.
Tht's a really great album. I'm hooked on Sleipnir.

Yah. I can't count how many times i've listened to Sons of Odin in one hour. Packaging is very cool. Its got the whole Norse mythology aspect. Which is pretty common in most Manowar albums. Iced Earth has a new album comming out too. www.icedearth.com . It's been almost three years since The Glorious Burden was released.


My introduction to Thrash metal:)

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-05-01 12:06:34



Yah. I can't count how many times i've listened to Sons of Odin in one hour. Packaging is very cool. Its got the whole Norse mythology aspect. Which is pretty common in most Manowar albums. Iced Earth has a new album comming out too. www.icedearth.com . It's been almost three years since The Glorious Burden was released.

It's actually a single. But then Iced Earth will also be recording "Framing Armedgeddon" this May. It has a total of 18 songs. DAMN! I can't wait.


My introduction to Thrash metal:)

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