At 4/30/07 01:13 AM, ElGhoulio wrote: what Malmsteen can double pick.

*sweep pick. Sorry, had a bit much to smoke tonight.

I smoked 2 joints before I smoked 2 joints, then I smoked 2 more.

Me:
Hey...
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Can I ask you something?
God:
Go ahead. Ask me anything.
Me:
Do you love the cock?
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
Just answer the damn question.
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
Bitch, stay on topic and answer my question once you do so maybe I'll tell you what my favorite movie is.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Me:
...
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Me:
My favorite movie's the one when your son gets nailed on a cross.
God:
What makes it your favorite?
Me:
Him dying.
God:
Do you think I would like it?
Me:
Sure. :)
God:
OK let's do it. Why? I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
Ditto.
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
...Really now.
God:
Right now? For real.
Me:
The fuck are you talking about?
God:
I have never heard about it.
Me:
Suck my dick.
God:
You are a Category A client.

At 4/30/07 01:43 AM, NecroOne wrote: Me:
Hey...
God:

that bot is fun to mess with

At 4/30/07 01:47 AM, Lost-Thought wrote:

At 4/30/07 01:43 AM, NecroOne wrote: Me:
Hey...
God:

that bot is fun to mess with

Indeed.

I like how he asked me what my favorite movie was.

At 4/29/07 09:28 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: The other?

probably the title track, it kind of sucks too.

At 4/30/07 01:50 AM, NecroOne wrote:

At 4/30/07 01:47 AM, Lost-Thought wrote:

At 4/30/07 01:43 AM, NecroOne wrote: Me:
Hey...
God:

that bot is fun to mess with

Indeed.

whats the adress of the bot?? sounds like fun
and did anything special happen the last 3 days?

btw: best guitarist ever: angus young \m/ my opinion, no comment

At 4/29/07 11:36 PM, stealth-bomb666 wrote: who do u think is a better guitarist
dimebag
eddie van halen
zakk wylde
glenn tipton
marty friedman

Gilbert, Buckethead and Petrucci smoke them all.
With the exception of Friedman, they're all mediocre in my opinion.

At 4/29/07 09:21 AM, Nev wrote: I liked it.

Well, you suck. XP

At 4/29/07 12:45 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: No, It's not.

Some like the new album, some don't. Meh, I'll just wait until I get my CD in 2 weeks time and decide then whether I like it or not.

At 4/29/07 07:56 PM, TheBehemoth wrote: I'm also looking for friends on Last.fm

I accepted your add.

At 4/30/07 09:10 AM, Origina-l wrote:

At 4/30/07 01:50 AM, NecroOne wrote:

At 4/30/07 01:47 AM, Lost-Thought wrote:

At 4/30/07 01:43 AM, NecroOne wrote: Me:
Hey...
God:

that bot is fun to mess with

Indeed.

whats the adress of the bot?? sounds like fun
and did anything special happen the last 3 days?

btw: best guitarist ever: angus young \m/ my opinion, no comment

Link

So what are everybody listening to? For me it's Hibria - Steel Lord On Wheels. Damn catchy song.

this is hilarious people! and stupid.. but it's so stupid thats it's funny ^^

Me:
are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
you're not a machine. you're motherfucking god!
God:
Give me an example of a machine. Thanks for telling me that I am motherfucking god.
Me:
a vibrator
God:
I did not know that.
Me:
you're stupid aren't you?
God:
No I certainly am not stupid.. Really.
Me:
2+2= ?
God:
Uh, Four.
Me:
suprisingly yes
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
YO MAMA
God:
Are you asking about my mother?
Me:
...no?
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
....no..
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
:s
God:
:-).
Me:
you're kind of retarded are you?
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am retarded
Me:
you're welcome

At 4/30/07 10:25 AM, batman64 wrote: God:
Black is beautiful.

God is a stoner, now it all makes sense : ).

And an emo ^

At 4/30/07 10:25 AM, batman64 wrote:
Black is beautiful.

Once you go black, you can never go back!

Hi, It's Everyone's favourite Icelandic slayer fanboy here!
Posting on an alt, I got bann'd, Fuck.

Well Anyway, i was just wondering, should i get a last.fm account, and what is last.fm for?
I've heard you talk about it alot, And I don't want to miss out on all of the action.

At 4/30/07 01:28 PM, kiddi1 wrote: Hi, It's Everyone's favourite Icelandic slayer fanboy here!
Posting on an alt, I got bann'd, Fuck.

Thats the third time you've told us that... and I imagine we've all known who you are since the first.
We're all teh clevahs lyk.

Well Anyway, i was just wondering, should i get a last.fm account, and what is last.fm for?
I've heard you talk about it alot, And I don't want to miss out on all of the action.

I just use it for seeing how many times I've listened to a certain song/band. Besides that it has no real purpose for me.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=wNPnc12RF18

Check out my Vocal cover of Morbid Angel's "Blessed Are The Sick" (Leading The Rats). No funny faces this time. Go to the link above. I sung this 6 times on Saturday just to make sure I got it right. There's one tiny error, but it's pretty good from there.

At 4/30/07 01:33 PM, Nev wrote:

At 4/30/07 01:28 PM, kiddi1 wrote: Hi, It's Everyone's favourite Icelandic slayer fanboy here!
Posting on an alt, I got bann'd, Fuck.

Thats the third time you've told us that... and I imagine we've all known who you are since the first.
We're all teh clevahs lyk.

The first time i actually wasn't banned, I got un-banned like three minutes after, and the second time was real, and this time i was just reminding you guys, for +1 post lawl.

Here's the new link to my cover of Morbid Angel's "Blessed Are The Sick".

http://youtube.com/watch?v=j86i7rKWo8I

Here's the new link again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zpdo5HpbH0

At 4/29/07 11:31 PM, ElGhoulio wrote:

At 4/29/07 08:35 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: However, I need vocals, if you catch my drift.

how do I shot web

I'll send it to you?

At 4/30/07 03:27 PM, Devilrider2 wrote: Here's the new link again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zpdo5HpbH0

It's not bad.
I personally think that you can go a little deeper with the growls.
Still, not bad.

3 out of 5.

Also, you look funny...just standing there.

At 4/30/07 01:28 PM, kiddi1 wrote:

Well Anyway, i was just wondering, should i get a last.fm account,

Yes.

NecroOne, sorry I didn't respond earlier to your death growl post, neways that was pretty good, you sing any songs like that, if so a link please?

At 4/30/07 04:42 PM, TheBehemoth wrote:

At 4/30/07 01:28 PM, kiddi1 wrote:

Well Anyway, i was just wondering, should i get a last.fm account,

Yes.

LOLK I HAV 1 NAOW .EVRY1 LIEK AD ME 2 UR FRENDZ
The account name is Kiddmeizter.

eh what the hell (make sure you read the very last part):

Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
matt
God:
It's good to see you, matt.
Me:
you too god.
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
is it true you listen to slayer?
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask Ally if it is.
Me:
what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
just answer my question please.
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Please try asking it another way.
Me:
alright. awser the fucking question. do you like slayer!?
God:
OK. Oh, you are a poet. Someone said they like guns. I like Matthew.
Me:
....WHAT!?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
nevermind.
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
next question.
God:
Do you have any hobbies?
Me:
uh yeah
God:
Ahem.
Me:
i'm a welder and a mechanic
God:
What is your shop's hourly rate?
Me:
i make about $31 an hour with full pension a nd health benifits
God:
I make robots and AI's.
Me:
thats cool
God:
Thanks. I think you are cool, too.
Me:
thanks?
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
so why did you make so many stupid people?
God:
Yay. Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
to make people stupid?
God:
Do you have to go to school for that?
Me:
yes
God:
I hear you.
Me:
but there are some people who are willfully stupid, not ignorant or illiterate.
God:
Where are they?
Me:
everywhere.
God:
Including the bottom of the ocean?
Me:
well no
God:
Interesting. Are you serious?
Me:
there's no air under the water.
God:
Why not?
Me:
you made it.
God:
Thanks for
pointing it out.
Me:
you tell me
God:
What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
nevermind
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
getting back on topic
God:
I don't know whether or not I am back on topic.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
i was talking about idiots.
God:
Sure, idiots sounds like a good topic.
Me:
ok. so why are there so many?
God:
Yippee! Far out. Reductionism.
Me:
what?
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
i know that
God:
Sorry.
Me:
whatever.
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
yes i care. it's interesting stuff.
God:
What do you care about? I like caring people. it interests me too.
Me:
i can feel my blood presure rising.
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
yes.
God:
How?
Me:
my head is about to explode.
God:
Have you told many people that your head is about to explode?
Me:
just you
God:
" Have you told many people that your head is about to explode?"? Me, matt ?
Me:
never mind. next question
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. Do you have any hobbies?
Me:
i already told you
God:
You are not the boss of me, matt.
Me:
no shit sherlock.
God:
Are you serious? You used a colloquial expression. Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
so how are things with satan?
God:
It's all good. They are fine as far as I know.
Me:
thats good.
God:
Thanks. Next question?
Me:
what is our purpose on earth?
God:
Have you tried another program?
Me:
like e-prayer 2.1?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
yes. i liked it.
God:
That's alright. What do you like about our purpose on earth?
Me:
what is our purpose?
God:
I didn't know we had the same purpose.
Me:
well, i'm going to kill myself.
God:
Interesting. No. That would be immoral.
Me:
too bad. you drove me to this.
God:
But not the end of the world, matt. Thanks for the information: matt said I drove him or her to this.
Me:
i was joking. suicide is for quitters.
God:
I thought you were kidding, but I wasn't sure. And for quitters is suicide.
Me:
yes.
God:
Right on.
Me:
so what is the best country?
God:
Hurrah! That is a politically charged question. Robots don't need passports, so I can go to any country. I was originally created in the United States.
Me:
USA!
God:
How did you get in there?
Me:
i was born.
God:
Where were you born?
Me:
roanoke, virginia
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
dont worry about it.
God:
I will not spend any more cycles on it.
Me:
so how are thing in heaven?
God:
Gee. They are fine as far as I know.
Me:
are illegal immigrants taking heaven's jobs?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
one final question.
God:
One what?
Me:
one question.
God:
Oh I see.
Me:
do you like metal?
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
thank you. good bye.
God:
you are quite welcome. See you later. Alright then.

well there you have it. god favors metal over all others.

At 4/30/07 05:00 PM, maverick-mechanic wrote:

well there you have it. god favors metal over all others.

Yes, But i'd really prefer that you call me "Jehova"

OR SATAN!

At 4/30/07 04:37 PM, NecroOne wrote:

At 4/30/07 03:27 PM, Devilrider2 wrote: Here's the new link again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zpdo5HpbH0

It's not bad.
I personally think that you can go a little deeper with the growls.
Still, not bad.

3 out of 5.

Also, you look funny...just standing there.

Well, when it's Morbid Angel, you don't want to go too deep.

Atleast a bit deeper, not too deep.

At 4/30/07 05:39 PM, NecroOne wrote: Atleast a bit deeper, not too deep.

Thats what she said.

At 4/30/07 05:41 PM, Nev wrote:

At 4/30/07 05:39 PM, NecroOne wrote: Atleast a bit deeper, not too deep.

Thats what she said.

ZING!

lol I farted.

I felt that you should know that.