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Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-01-08 01:53:46


At 1/8/07 01:46 AM, PastorOfMuppets wrote:
At 1/8/07 01:44 AM, f33r wrote: I hate how all metal is painted with either the "OMG BR00TAL" or "gay keyboard crap", as if music can't be neither of the two.
It's not serious, it's a show. Take some deep breaths man.

I know it's not serious... the joke isn't funny, tho.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-01-08 02:06:35


At 1/8/07 01:53 AM, f33r wrote: I know it's not serious... the joke isn't funny, tho.

Metalocalypse is funnier than the way I turned 'Master of Puppets' into 'Pastor of Muppets'.


>:(

Response to Metal Hell 2007-01-08 04:02:18


At 1/8/07 12:52 AM, TakeNoPrisoners wrote: Battlelore

tralalalalalla Rohan allalalalalala Gondor war fdasfslalallalalalalalal MORDOR alalalal GOd I love that band

Response to Metal Hell 2007-01-08 04:20:40


I watched an episode of Metalaloclolaypse, didn't really enjoy it. It's not that it was cheap, or presenting a negative stereotype of metal, or anything like that...it just really wasn't funny.

Maybe it's one of those shows you have to watch with buddies or something? :/

Response to Metal Hell 2007-01-08 04:35:39


At 1/8/07 04:20 AM, jarrydn wrote: I watched an episode of Metalaloclolaypse, didn't really enjoy it.

Or maybe you just couldn't understand what they were saying through the heavy swedish accents, the lisps and the death grunts.


Metal Hell.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-01-08 05:05:47


At 1/8/07 04:35 AM, PenisClown wrote: Or maybe you just couldn't understand what they were saying through the heavy swedish accents, the lisps and the death grunts.

I'm half swedish, I play in several death metal bands, and one of my buddies has a lisp.

It's just a shit show.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-01-08 06:17:53


At 1/8/07 05:05 AM, jarrydn wrote: I'm half swedish, I play in several death metal bands, and one of my buddies has a lisp.

It's just a shit show.

Thankyou for you definition of 'owned'.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-01-08 06:30:12


At 1/8/07 04:02 AM, TotallySpies wrote: tralalalalalla Rohan allalalalalala Gondor war fdasfslalallalalalalalal MORDOR alalalal GOd I love that band

You just summed up their entire discography in one sentence, you lacked visual aid though and I'm more than willing to make up for that.

Apparently they have a goblin in their band.

Metal Hell


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-01-08 07:04:14


At 1/8/07 06:30 AM, TakeNoPrisoners wrote: Apparently they have a goblin in their band.

My god that's the worst band pic I've ever seen. And I've seen Gwar with a giant worm, Manowar looking like complete gaybos and Amon Amarth in viking costumes.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-01-08 11:42:04


At 1/7/07 11:38 PM, TakeNoPrisoners wrote: Does anyone know of any good Folk or Epic bands other then the obvious Ensiferum, Borknagar, Finntroll, and Wintersun? I've tried looking myself but I mostly turned up stuff similar to Elvenking which while they are alright, isn't exactly what I'm looking for.

Korpiklaani and maybe Tyr

Response to Metal Hell 2007-01-08 12:08:08


At 1/7/07 03:07 PM, Hellraiser wrote: PenisClown is a dick.

You are so fucking right.

At 1/7/07 05:24 PM, deus-ex-machina wrote: Woops, today's my birthday :)

Happy birthday. :)

At 1/7/07 06:11 PM, TehPhilippe wrote: Would you guys consider Rage Against the Machine metal?

Nah.

At 1/7/07 06:59 PM, Lost-Thought wrote: If by Fuck you mean not metal then you are an idiot

He's a fucking retard for that. I WANT TO KILL THAT BASTARD!! >:(

At 1/8/07 04:20 AM, jarrydn wrote: I watched an episode of Metalaloclolaypse

I saw a few episodes of Metalocalypse and I found them good, but havn't bothered to watch them all yet. :P

Response to Metal Hell 2007-01-08 12:24:06


At 1/8/07 12:08 PM, Bahamut wrote: He's a fucking retard for that. I WANT TO KILL THAT BASTARD!! >:(

I almost agree with him :P.

Nah not really... Maiden are Metal in its tr00est form...
I saw a few episodes of Metalocalypse and I found them good, but havn't bothered to watch them all yet. :P

Same, I quite like it. I find it funnier on second viewing. But I'm gonna like it even more now cause Duffy doesn't like it.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-01-08 12:25:41


At 1/8/07 04:20 AM, jarrydn wrote: I watched an episode of Metalaloclolaypse, didn't really enjoy it. It's not that it was cheap, or presenting a negative stereotype of metal, or anything like that...it just really wasn't funny.

Maybe it's one of those shows you have to watch with buddies or something? :/

You watched just one? That won't cut it. The first episode I watched, which was the first episode too, I just turned to my friend and said " what the fuck are they talking about?". I couldn't even keep up with the accents enough to get all the jokes. By the second one I got a few more chuckles, and it continued until I fell inlove with the show. And when I go back to the first, it's waaay much funnier, since I was being way too heavy on it before to lighten up on it

Give a few more episodes a chance, some are way more epic than others. Plus they grow on you. Toki is the most adorable thing I've ever seen.

At 1/8/07 11:42 AM, B-HoS-V wrote:
At 1/7/07 11:38 PM, TakeNoPrisoners wrote: Does anyone know of any good Folk or Epic bands other then the obvious Ensiferum, Borknagar, Finntroll, and Wintersun? I've tried looking myself but I mostly turned up stuff similar to Elvenking which while they are alright, isn't exactly what I'm looking for.
Korpiklaani and maybe Tyr

I love Tyr :D
except unlike the other "obvious" bands, they aren't a folk metal band mixed with black metal or death metal etc..
It's just pretty much folk music, but with some solos, electric guitar and drummin'.

At 1/8/07 07:04 AM, PenisClown wrote:
At 1/8/07 06:30 AM, TakeNoPrisoners wrote: Apparently they have a goblin in their band.
My god that's the worst band pic I've ever seen. And I've seen Gwar with a giant worm, Manowar looking like complete gaybos and Amon Amarth in viking costumes.

You talk of this like they could possibly be bad. Especially the viking part.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-01-08 12:37:02


At 1/8/07 12:25 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote:
At 1/8/07 04:20 AM, jarrydn wrote: I watched an episode of Metalaloclolaypse, didn't really enjoy it. It's not that it was cheap, or presenting a negative stereotype of metal, or anything like that...it just really wasn't funny.

Maybe it's one of those shows you have to watch with buddies or something? :/
You watched just one? That won't cut it. The first episode I watched, which was the first episode too, I just turned to my friend and said " what the fuck are they talking about?". I couldn't even keep up with the accents enough to get all the jokes. By the second one I got a few more chuckles, and it continued until I fell inlove with the show. And when I go back to the first, it's waaay much funnier, since I was being way too heavy on it before to lighten up on it

Give a few more episodes a chance, some are way more epic than others. Plus they grow on you. Toki is the most adorable thing I've ever seen.

I've seen many episodes... people keep linking me to it. It just seems like a trendy show about trendy metal. Maybe if it weren't so trendy I'd like it.

At 1/8/07 11:42 AM, B-HoS-V wrote:
At 1/7/07 11:38 PM, TakeNoPrisoners wrote: Does anyone know of any good Folk or Epic bands other then the obvious Ensiferum, Borknagar, Finntroll, and Wintersun? I've tried looking myself but I mostly turned up stuff similar to Elvenking which while they are alright, isn't exactly what I'm looking for.
Korpiklaani and maybe Tyr
I love Tyr :D

Ulver and Borknagar ftw? Ulver's early discography is so mystical and folk-y and manages to be darker than all the other folk black metal bands.

except unlike the other "obvious" bands, they aren't a folk metal band mixed with black metal or death metal etc..
It's just pretty much folk music, but with some solos, electric guitar and drummin'.

Bergtatt is just mind-blowing. It's impossible to describe. It's got this awesome spellbinding atmosphere to it that I find absent from other bands' music.

At 1/8/07 07:04 AM, PenisClown wrote:
At 1/8/07 06:30 AM, TakeNoPrisoners wrote: Apparently they have a goblin in their band.
My god that's the worst band pic I've ever seen. And I've seen Gwar with a giant worm, Manowar looking like complete gaybos and Amon Amarth in viking costumes.
You talk of this like they could possibly be bad. Especially the viking part.

It can get really cheesy at times... it's hard to take them seriously when they don't seem to get how ridiculous they look... at least Manowar knows how ridiculous they look and understand it's all a joke.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-01-08 12:47:04


At 1/8/07 12:37 PM, f33r wrote:
I've seen many episodes... people keep linking me to it. It just seems like a trendy show about trendy metal. Maybe if it weren't so trendy I'd like it.

Dude, that's a fucking terrible reason to not like it. I mean, sure it's trendy, amongst metalheads and the internet, especially since, I cant really even count on one hand how many shows I know about metal, and quirks of making fun of it. It isn't O.C trendy, which is bullshit, thank god for its cancellation. But just because it's something loved by the major of people, doesn't automatically make what it's about, trendy.
I think people over analyze it way too much. Like the people who rant about how it's really not black metal, or the music isn't good enough, or how what they talk about isn't what black or death metal is really about. But It's not suppose to be a documentary on the stuff, or a look from the inside. It's just something there for fun, and something now that can specifically appeal to metalheads.


RoseSOAS: you should know i dont think this far ahead

Me made simple: well you already thought as far as holding a chicken while in your underwear

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-01-08 12:49:47


At 1/8/07 12:37 PM, f33r wrote:
It can get really cheesy at times... it's hard to take them seriously when they don't seem to get how ridiculous they look... at least Manowar knows how ridiculous they look and understand it's all a joke.

How did I miss this, sorry for a double post. But c'mon, the music itself is cheesy when you think about it. Subject matter in all. Did we expect them to look serious too? I mean, power metal is pretty much a musics way to a convention. But if you accept the fact that's what it is, it isn't cheesy or corny, just a time and place to want to be somewhere else, in another time, doing badass shit you can't today.


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Me made simple: well you already thought as far as holding a chicken while in your underwear

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-01-08 12:57:39


At 1/8/07 12:47 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote:
At 1/8/07 12:37 PM, f33r wrote:
I've seen many episodes... people keep linking me to it. It just seems like a trendy show about trendy metal. Maybe if it weren't so trendy I'd like it.
Dude, that's a fucking terrible reason to not like it. I mean, sure it's trendy, amongst metalheads and the internet, especially since, I cant really even count on one hand how many shows I know about metal, and quirks of making fun of it. It isn't O.C trendy, which is bullshit, thank god for its cancellation. But just because it's something loved by the major of people, doesn't automatically make what it's about, trendy.

Trendy annoys me. Metalocalypse may not be OC trendy, but it's pretty trendy. It panders to all the boring things people could think up about metal, without coming up with something original or funny.

In short, it seems to be a show written by people who know nothing about metal.

I think people over analyze it way too much. Like the people who rant about how it's really not black metal, or the music isn't good enough, or how what they talk about isn't what black or death metal is really about. But It's not suppose to be a documentary on the stuff, or a look from the inside. It's just something there for fun, and something now that can specifically appeal to metalheads.

Well it doesn't appeal to me, it just isn't funny. It makes jokes about "br00tality" and shit like that. Well, how do I relate to that? I don't listen to br00tal music, I don't like it, and it's completely alien to me.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-01-08 13:03:45


At 1/8/07 12:57 PM, f33r wrote:
In short, it seems to be a show written by people who know nothing about metal.

Actually....brendan small is a big fan of metal who plays some rad guitar.

Well it doesn't appeal to me, it just isn't funny. It makes jokes about "br00tality" and shit like that. Well, how do I relate to that? I don't listen to br00tal music, I don't like it, and it's completely alien to me.

But it isnt suppose to be serious, or just for OMFG BR00TAL MUSIC LISTNAAA'a. It's just it's way of poking fun at something they already love. Just like how we'll all sit down and make fun of power metal for being homosexual and corny, even tho we love it.
I mean, even the most alien person to black metal can understand a link to generally what it's suppose to and the light humor attached to it.
Ah well, I think it's better than 99 percent of the crap on TV regardless, and it gets overlooked due to its popularity online.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-01-08 13:21:40


I haven't even seen one episode of Metalocalypse, I can't even watch it because of the fact that i'm not an American resident...Europeans are fucked by stupid shortcomings:(

Response to Metal Hell 2007-01-08 14:09:25


At 1/8/07 01:03 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote:
At 1/8/07 12:57 PM, f33r wrote:
In short, it seems to be a show written by people who know nothing about metal.
Actually....brendan small is a big fan of metal who plays some rad guitar.

It doesn't seem to show... it seems to just play on stupid stereotypes about metal. I know parodies are going to involve stereotypes, but at least make them smart ones.

Well it doesn't appeal to me, it just isn't funny. It makes jokes about "br00tality" and shit like that. Well, how do I relate to that? I don't listen to br00tal music, I don't like it, and it's completely alien to me.
But it isnt suppose to be serious, or just for OMFG BR00TAL MUSIC LISTNAAA'a. It's just it's way of poking fun at something they already love. Just like how we'll all sit down and make fun of power metal for being homosexual and corny, even tho we love it.

Yeah, but I hate br00tal music.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-01-08 14:10:38


At 1/8/07 01:21 PM, B-HoS-V wrote: I haven't even seen one episode of Metalocalypse, I can't even watch it because of the fact that i'm not an American resident...Europeans are fucked by stupid shortcomings:(

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-01-08 15:24:46


At 1/7/07 06:59 PM, Lost-Thought wrote:
If by Fuck you mean not metal then you are an idiot, Iron Maiden=Metal and Metal=Iron Maiden

Yes, I completely understand that Maiden are metal gods and icons. I respect them. I love Eddie. I just do not like them. I don't like singing. Sorry for that.

Metalocalypse is a cool show for the songs and "live" performances. Animated headbanging never fails to be cool.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-01-08 15:38:10


At 1/8/07 12:25 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote:
At 1/8/07 04:20 AM, jarrydn wrote: I watched an episode of Metalaloclolaypse, didn't really enjoy it. It's not that it was cheap, or presenting a negative stereotype of metal, or anything like that...it just really wasn't funny.

You watched just one? That won't cut it.

I watched about 45 seconds as a grand total. That cut it. In a bad way.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-01-08 15:46:22


At 1/7/07 11:57 PM, Goatchrist wrote: At 1/7/07 08:11 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote

Yes, but I can't download Blue Ocean from your myspace for some reason. I can listen to it (hence I'm writing the song already) but I still need to download it for the final cut. Could you send it to me, please?

www.putfile.com/idiosyncratic

It's there. You can download it.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-01-08 15:53:50


At 1/8/07 03:46 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:
At 1/7/07 11:57 PM, Goatchrist wrote: At 1/7/07 08:11 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote

Yes, but I can't download Blue Ocean from your myspace for some reason. I can listen to it (hence I'm writing the song already) but I still need to download it for the final cut. Could you send it to me, please?
www.putfile.com/idiosyncratic

It's there. You can download it.

ohyeaaaaah, I listened to your myspace stuff some days ago, forgot to post a comment. I like it.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-01-08 15:54:31


Cheers to my first 500 posts! =D

my happy rhino.

Metal Hell

Response to Metal Hell 2007-01-08 15:58:08


At 1/8/07 03:53 PM, TotallySpies wrote: At 1/8/07 03:46 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote

ohyeaaaaah, I listened to your myspace stuff some days ago, forgot to post a comment. I like it.

Thanks. You have to request me as a friend, remember? This praise is going to get to my head eventually.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-01-08 15:58:53


At 1/8/07 03:58 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:
At 1/8/07 03:53 PM, TotallySpies wrote: At 1/8/07 03:46 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote

ohyeaaaaah, I listened to your myspace stuff some days ago, forgot to post a comment. I like it.
Thanks. You have to request me as a friend, remember? This praise is going to get to my head eventually.

Become a blatant sellout just like me!

Response to Metal Hell 2007-01-08 16:02:17


At 1/8/07 03:58 PM, TotallySpies wrote:
At 1/8/07 03:58 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:
At 1/8/07 03:53 PM, TotallySpies wrote:
Become a blatant sellout just like me!

Oh NOES!!! NU-AMBIENT LOL!!!

MALLDUSTRIAL OMG!


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-01-08 16:08:00


At 1/8/07 04:02 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:
At 1/8/07 03:58 PM, TotallySpies wrote:
At 1/8/07 03:58 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:
At 1/8/07 03:53 PM, TotallySpies wrote:
Become a blatant sellout just like me!
Oh NOES!!! NU-AMBIENT LOL!!!

MALLDUSTRIAL OMG!

lmfao