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Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-09 20:16:55


At 2/9/06 08:11 PM, The_Ghoul wrote: but totally spies does suck.

lol j/k I just don't like the show

deurwaarder bough a Totally Spies lollipop for me today :D

Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-09 20:23:14


At 2/9/06 08:14 PM, duffeknol wrote:
At 2/9/06 08:04 PM, The_Ghoul wrote:
At 2/9/06 07:58 PM, duffeknol wrote: hahah relax man xD
I was quoting the mtvhell opinion, which is (of course) radical, wrong and elite
sorry :P
osnap, sorry. My brain has gone to hell after yesterday (you don't even WANT to know how much we smoked)
hmmm <hellbrains3

Good, you didn't even bother asking. Cuz I don't even remember how much we smoked. <3


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-09 20:40:26


At 2/9/06 08:16 PM, duffeknol wrote:
At 2/9/06 08:11 PM, The_Ghoul wrote: but totally spies does suck.

lol j/k I just don't like the show
deurwaarder bough a Totally Spies lollipop for me today :D

Did you also get a Bush poster too?

Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-09 20:57:38


At 2/9/06 08:40 PM, Kronik_The_Hedgehog wrote:
At 2/9/06 08:16 PM, duffeknol wrote:
At 2/9/06 08:11 PM, The_Ghoul wrote: but totally spies does suck.

lol j/k I just don't like the show
deurwaarder bough a Totally Spies lollipop for me today :D
Did you also get a Bush poster too?

I have one, except it's the "Gulf Wars" one, making fun of the Iraq wars. It totally fits the "metal" scheme of my apartment, i.e. cluttered, messy, with instruments and posters everywhere in addition to lone CD's and CD cases.


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-09 21:02:02


At 2/9/06 08:40 PM, Kronik_The_Hedgehog wrote:
At 2/9/06 08:16 PM, duffeknol wrote:
At 2/9/06 08:11 PM, The_Ghoul wrote: but totally spies does suck.

lol j/k I just don't like the show
deurwaarder bough a Totally Spies lollipop for me today :D
Did you also get a Bush poster too?

the guy is as pro-Bush as me, but unfortunately no
I should get one actually :D
I love Bush... how fucking anti-mainstream would that be?:D

Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-09 21:05:07


At 2/9/06 09:02 PM, duffeknol wrote:
At 2/9/06 08:40 PM, Kronik_The_Hedgehog wrote:
At 2/9/06 08:16 PM, duffeknol wrote:
At 2/9/06 08:11 PM, The_Ghoul wrote: but totally spies does suck.

lol j/k I just don't like the show
deurwaarder bough a Totally Spies lollipop for me today :D
Did you also get a Bush poster too?
the guy is as pro-Bush as me, but unfortunately no
I should get one actually :D
I love Bush... how fucking anti-mainstream would that be?:D

Unfortunately, that's really fucking mainstream. In America, where there is a HUGE red state thing. So, basically, America is full of mindless hicks who just go to nascar, abuse their wives, and drink beer.


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-09 21:08:19


At 2/9/06 09:05 PM, The_Ghoul wrote: Unfortunately, that's really fucking mainstream. In America, where there is a HUGE red state thing. So, basically, America is full of mindless hicks who just go to nascar, abuse their wives, and drink beer.

that's so true it makes me want to vomit in rage all over my not-so-proudly held american flag.


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-09 21:17:25


At 2/9/06 09:08 PM, tom3rulz wrote:
At 2/9/06 09:05 PM, The_Ghoul wrote: Unfortunately, that's really fucking mainstream. In America, where there is a HUGE red state thing. So, basically, America is full of mindless hicks who just go to nascar, abuse their wives, and drink beer.
that's so true it makes me want to vomit in rage all over my not-so-proudly held american flag.

damn you all, America rocks
I <3 war, that's why I'm joining the airforce

Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-09 21:39:57


At 2/9/06 09:17 PM, duffeknol wrote:
At 2/9/06 09:08 PM, tom3rulz wrote:
At 2/9/06 09:05 PM, The_Ghoul wrote: Unfortunately, that's really fucking mainstream. In America, where there is a HUGE red state thing. So, basically, America is full of mindless hicks who just go to nascar, abuse their wives, and drink beer.
that's so true it makes me want to vomit in rage all over my not-so-proudly held american flag.
damn you all, America rocks
I <3 war, that's why I'm joining the airforce

well if the war we are in had ANY point i would go special forces, if for nuthin else but than to get fit and shoot people...


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-09 21:49:19


At 2/9/06 09:39 PM, tom3rulz wrote: well if the war we are in had ANY point i would go special forces, if for nuthin else but than to get fit and shoot people...

I'd love to rant about the war... but unfortunatly we got a politics forum for that -_-

btw, Sielwolf are the gods of industrial

Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-09 21:53:43


I like america for the blue coastal states. There is a giant red wasteland that compromises just about all of the center of the country.

Plus, all good american metal comes from the coast. For instance, everyone's favorite turd Slapnut is from Iowa...Correct me if I'm wrong, but as far as I know, no good metal has come from interior USA.

Sweden > Finland, IMO, but I'd still go to Finland. I don't care about the women, I already have a g/f, and anywhere but america is good for metal (except Canada, that's just as bad).

Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-09 22:03:07


ALL good american metal is from either boston or san francisco. i swear by that.


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-09 22:05:24


Personally I think bush is a dumbass, and also the fact that he looks like a chimp. Seriously, he does actually look like a chimp. Anyway, a few days ago, I amde a topic on a forum asking if there were any true Metal fans on the server. SOme people agreed with me, and some people just plain flamed me, saying "You have no idea what metal is!" Or "You suck!"

Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-09 22:11:02


What you people don't get is that most true metalheads are actually total conservatives. They don't bash religion, they're anti abortion etc etc
I became a lot like that actually, I don't even believe in premaritual sex anymore, I think it's a damn waste

Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-09 22:14:03


At 2/9/06 10:11 PM, duffeknol wrote: What you people don't get is that most true metalheads are actually total conservatives & stuff

I would disagree, however I think having a set of values is excellent, regardless of political preference.

Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-09 22:15:46


hehehe, yeah... im kind of a liberal, in the sense that i am all for: gay mairrage, abortions, drugs, and such... and a conservative for one thing: guns.


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-09 22:15:55


At 2/9/06 10:14 PM, X_Imperium_X wrote:
At 2/9/06 10:11 PM, duffeknol wrote: What you people don't get is that most true metalheads are actually total conservatives & stuff
I would disagree, however I think having a set of values is excellent, regardless of political preference.

well take from me anyway, here in europe they are

Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-09 22:17:08


At 2/9/06 10:11 PM, duffeknol wrote: *stuff*

They said I had nd no Idea what Metal was or I sucked was because I was saying DragonForce was PowerMetal, Cannibal Corpse was Death metal, or I was saying Metallica, and Ozzy lost it and sold out. I was also attacking Metalcore, hardcore, and Nu-metal.

Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-09 22:22:41


At 2/9/06 10:17 PM, Kronik_The_Hedgehog wrote:
At 2/9/06 10:11 PM, duffeknol wrote: *stuff*
They said I had nd no Idea what Metal was or I sucked was because I was saying DragonForce was PowerMetal, Cannibal Corpse was Death metal, or I was saying Metallica, and Ozzy lost it and sold out. I was also attacking Metalcore, hardcore, and Nu-metal.

wow... they were really gay, but get used to stuff like that, most people that think they're into metal suck anyway

Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-09 22:27:35


At 2/9/06 10:22 PM, duffeknol wrote: wow... they were really gay, but get used to stuff like that, most people that think they're into metal suck anyway

I think I'm just going to get a mod to lock my thread. I've heard enough from those idiots, but atleast some people agreed with me.

Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-09 22:36:07


At 2/9/06 09:53 PM, X_Imperium_X wrote: anywhere but america is good for metal (except Canada, that's just as bad).

We have a few good bands. Cryptopsy and Kataklysm come to mind.

Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-09 22:39:42


At 2/9/06 10:36 PM, -IAMCanadian- wrote:
At 2/9/06 09:53 PM, X_Imperium_X wrote: anywhere but america is good for metal (except Canada, that's just as bad).
We have a few good bands. Cryptopsy and Kataklysm come to mind.

add Strapping Young Lad and all other Devin Townsend stuff to that
and most definetly Zimmers Hole too

oh and my e-girlfriend is from canada:P

Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-09 22:46:09


At 2/9/06 10:39 PM, duffeknol wrote: add Strapping Young Lad

quite right, syl is phenominal, i own alien and syl.


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-09 22:48:40


At 2/9/06 10:46 PM, tom3rulz wrote:
At 2/9/06 10:39 PM, duffeknol wrote: add Strapping Young Lad
quite right, syl is phenominal, i own alien and syl.

I've got Heavy as a really heavy thing and Alien limited edition. They slay :)

Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-09 22:49:07


Examples of Canadian Metal bands: Ancestral Curse, Anhkrehg, Ashes of Eden, Augury, Axis of Advance, Blast Fame, Blinded By Faith, Blood of Christ, Cepholectomy, Cessate, Cryptopsy, Gorguts, Martyr, Eidolon, Kataklysm, Demental, Dichotic, Feral Horde, Fireighn, Funeral Fog, Goulunatics, Heaven Ablaze, Moonlyght, Meatlocker Seven, Necronomicon, Nefastus Dies, Neuraxis, Obliveon, Operation, Winter Mist, Pegan Hellfire, Passage, Quo Vadis, Revenge, Sombre Nostalgie, Soul Of Darkness, Soulscar, Sufference, Tormented, Torn Within, Trails of Anguish, and Into Eternity.

Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-09 22:54:58


At 2/9/06 10:49 PM, Kronik_The_Hedgehog wrote: Into Eternity.

into eternity's pretty good, my friend burned me 4 of their cds, but i haven't listened to em enough to remember their names. ive been hooked on other bands lately like opeth, syl, funeral mist, etc...


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-09 23:25:50


Well, I didn't mean to rag on Canada, I was just saying that anywhere that isn't Europe pretty much gets the short end of the stick when it comes to metal.

I would say that there are plenty of conservative metalheads, I just dont personally know too many. I myself am on the liberal side, but I dont care so much about politics as long as you are a decent person (yeh, I know, not metal-related)

Oh, what's the deal with Emporer? Good or bad? I heard some of thier stuff is excellent, but out of the three or four songs I've heard, one was a little cheesy, one kicked ass, and the rest were...meh. What's the general opinion?

Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-09 23:42:46


i dont know emporer much, but i hear good things.

wow, i'm not much help, am i?

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Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-10 00:04:19


At 2/9/06 10:11 PM, duffeknol wrote: What you people don't get is that most true metalheads are actually total conservatives. They don't bash religion, they're anti abortion etc etc
I became a lot like that actually, I don't even believe in premaritual sex anymore, I think it's a damn waste

True EUROPEAN metalheads are conservative. True AMERICAN metalheads are leftist extremists. In reality, the american mainstream christianity lies in the extreme RIGHT WING, or, in essence, with you, Duffeknol.

I hate christianity, so I became an extreme leftist, bordering on communism. I hate imperialism because it's a waste of money, and I love abortion, cuz there's already too many babies in america, and I want to RAELLY (without a condom) fuck my girlfriend and not have to worry about taking care of kids (I hate kids).

Most metalheads who are american are radical leftists. I LOVE premarital sex. I do it about every night. Most american metalheads are of the "Sex, Drugs, and ROCKNROLL!" type. We fuck, party, smoke, and metal out.

Most of the "moral" police are extreme right wingers in america (Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, James Dobson, Rick Warren) and they bash metal all the time. Why would I align myself with right wing ideology if it opposes the very thing I live by? I fuck, smoke, and metal out all the time. They're the fat old coots who say that metal should be stomped out of existence, and that stoners should be killed.

To quote Pat Robertson (an extreme right winger and christian activist), "We should follow the model of Indonesia. All stoners should be shot on sight."

How the hell am I gonna even come CLOSE to that person? Fuck right wing ideology, fuck christianity, and fuck anti abortionists. I'll fucking stab those fetuses if they outlaw it. And fuck right wingers. I'll fucking stab the dude who came up with that ideology. In fact, I'll fucking stab anyone who gave hella money to bush.

Metal in America is left wing radicalism, dude.


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-10 00:09:51


At 2/9/06 10:14 PM, X_Imperium_X wrote:
At 2/9/06 10:11 PM, duffeknol wrote: What you people don't get is that most true metalheads are actually total conservatives & stuff
I would disagree, however I think having a set of values is excellent, regardless of political preference.

Fuck values. Values ain't metal. Having values means making yourself vulnerable, it means having something that can make you soft. Fuck values. Honestly. Most metal preaches an END to values. I just say "Do what works for you, and nothing else." Fuck values if values are gonna stop me from getting laid, getting weed, or getting metal.

I'm honestly tired of people trying to make metal with values. I say, don't restrain yourself. Live your life, don't restrain it with values. Values is for fat, wrinkled people who are too old to have raunchy sex. I'm gonna live up my life, have raunchy sex with my girlfriend, smoke hella weed, and vandalize houses.


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