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Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-08 18:20:25


Today went to a metal concert, and then I see a guy with a Ex Inferis concert, and I go and tell him "Man this band is great, but I will hate it forever, because I broke my neck and spent a week in the hospital just by headbanging so hard at their last concert"
He gave me a huge beaming smile and he just stared at me. He was their guitarist.
I came back home with a preview of their new yet unreleased cd. ^^
LOCAL BANDS RULE

Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-08 18:22:11


I meant an Ex Inferis T-SHIRT. XD

Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-08 20:28:48


At 2/8/06 06:20 PM, Lykaki wrote: stuff

Shit. I wish we had local black metal bands.


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-08 20:29:35


At 2/8/06 08:28 PM, The_Ghoul wrote:
At 2/8/06 06:20 PM, Lykaki wrote: stuff
Shit. I wish we had local black metal bands.

more to the netherlands xD

Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-08 20:36:14


At 2/8/06 08:29 PM, duffeknol wrote:
At 2/8/06 08:28 PM, The_Ghoul wrote:
At 2/8/06 06:20 PM, Lykaki wrote: stuff
Shit. I wish we had local black metal bands.
more to the netherlands xD

do you mean "move"? 'Cause I don't have NEARLY enough money to go there.


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-08 20:42:50


At 2/8/06 08:36 PM, The_Ghoul wrote: do you mean "move"? 'Cause I don't have NEARLY enough money to go there.

yeah I meant move, I hate not having an edit button
and everyone into metal should just move to the Netherlands (or Belgium)... I mean come ON, you can find the Crown cds at our VIDEOSTORES and there isn't a single town that doens't have at least 1 metalband

Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-08 21:52:59


no, I think the US metalheads need to just start writing better music. And kill off James Hetfeild and Lars Ulrich...

Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-08 21:56:44


At 2/8/06 09:52 PM, someoneudontknow1 wrote: no, I think the US metalheads need to just start writing better music. And kill off James Hetfeild and Lars Ulrich...

tssh, no American is a metalhead >:C

Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-08 22:13:40


At 2/8/06 09:56 PM, duffeknol wrote:
tssh, no American is a metalhead >:C

Seriously?...Because it seems to me that even though Europe mayhap have more better, local bands and more lax laws, you still aren't considered "big" until you hit the states. (definitly for mainstream, and pretty true for metal)

Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-08 22:38:57


At 2/8/06 09:56 PM, duffeknol wrote:

tssh, no American is a metalhead >:C

what about me? >=(


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-08 23:11:57


At 2/8/06 10:38 PM, The_Ghoul wrote:
At 2/8/06 09:56 PM, duffeknol wrote:

tssh, no American is a metalhead >:C
what about me? >=(

or me? some of this shit consumes my life at times.

and there are some good american bands, if you dont mind ones that aren't so purelyblack metal, like lamb of god. lamb of god is GREAT if you dont mind metalcore too much, probably the best mc band ive heard. they're a bit mainstream here, but only in name, and not in their actuial music. not one of my non-fan friends or anyone i have met could name one of their songs or records. so i would say they aren't too mainstream. i also know that there's supposed to be a great metal scene in san francisco, but unfortunately i live almost exactly in the middle of the country, in colorado, so i dont really get much offline access to good music.

and that's my rant about stuff.


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-08 23:15:08


My band(Black Anarchist) is on a roll.
New equiptment:
Inspire firewire recording system
Cubase Le
ACID XMC 6.0
Around 12 new sample/loop kits
Yamaha MIDI-compatible keyboard
BOSS SD-1 stombox
Line 6 Uber-Metal tone pedal
Pro Tools 6.0 (Trial)
We've already got a recording session set for July-August and are yaking time off beforehand(March-April).
We'll be writing/rehearsing this month and June, and we'll soend September mastering our recordings.

Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-08 23:58:12


hey suudsu, do you have a link where i can hear some of your stuff, or are you guys fledgling and have no site?


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-09 00:48:50


At 2/8/06 11:58 PM, tom3rulz wrote: hey suudsu, do you have a link where i can hear some of your stuff, or are you guys fledgling and have no site?

We do have some ambient.techno stuff posted on ACIDPlanet, but non of our metal shit has been properly recorded yet.

Link

Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-09 02:39:30


What do you get when Alf meets Exhumed? This.

Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-09 05:08:29


At 2/8/06 10:38 PM, The_Ghoul wrote:
At 2/8/06 09:56 PM, duffeknol wrote:

tssh, no American is a metalhead >:C
what about me? >=(

that was called a joke >:C
but still, imo Amrica is SUPER un-metal
Even our Mallgoths here listen to decent shit like Amon Amarth or Nile...

Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-09 05:59:08


Dude if i end up travellin across scandinavia europe in 10 yrs time, i gotta stop where you live. Mallgoths listen to nile?? Respect. Mallgoths here listen to slipknot :(

Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-09 07:40:26


In Finland,their ain't Black Metal bands...or they are so underground,that i even dont know 'em...
But Duffeknoll,what's so cool in Netherlands? Even else,than legal weed?

Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-09 09:48:56


At 2/9/06 07:40 AM, ChainsawCharlie wrote: But Duffeknoll,what's so cool in Netherlands? Even else,than legal weed?

uh, everything I mentioned above?

Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-09 11:22:25


Hi, everyone. I have a bad head cold, because my retarded little brother got me sick. He fucking drank straight of of the juice pitcher with out me knowing! Anyway, I haven't gotten any new Metal band albums yet. My dad has to save money so we can move out of this small apartment.

Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-09 15:03:16


At 2/9/06 07:40 AM, ChainsawCharlie wrote: In Finland,their ain't Black Metal bands...or they are so underground,that i even dont know 'em...
But Duffeknoll,what's so cool in Netherlands? Even else,than legal weed?

WTF? THere are tones of bm bands in Finland. Impaled Nazarene, Beherit, to name a couple.


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-09 15:24:03


At 2/9/06 03:03 PM, The_Ghoul wrote:
At 2/9/06 07:40 AM, ChainsawCharlie wrote: In Finland,their ain't Black Metal bands...or they are so underground,that i even dont know 'em...
But Duffeknoll,what's so cool in Netherlands? Even else,than legal weed?
WTF? THere are tones of bm bands in Finland. Impaled Nazarene, Beherit, to name a couple.

but the rest of the country just sucks

Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-09 18:59:41


At 2/9/06 03:24 PM, duffeknol wrote:
At 2/9/06 03:03 PM, The_Ghoul wrote:
At 2/9/06 07:40 AM, ChainsawCharlie wrote: In Finland,their ain't Black Metal bands...or they are so underground,that i even dont know 'em...
But Duffeknoll,what's so cool in Netherlands? Even else,than legal weed?
WTF? THere are tones of bm bands in Finland. Impaled Nazarene, Beherit, to name a couple.
but the rest of the country just sucks

Don't say that to Lykaki. She'll tie you up and mutilate you and force you to suck Kallo's giant finnish cocke.


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-09 19:02:29


At 2/9/06 06:59 PM, The_Ghoul wrote: Don't say that to Lykaki. She'll tie you up and mutilate you and force you to suck Kallo's giant finnish cocke.

I'll say it again
Alcohol cannot be afforded, metal shows are for 18+, people are ugly and if you ever meet an attractive girl she's Russian etcetc... it's not metal at all

Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-09 19:06:39


and this is the official mtvhell opinion about Finnland:
Don't get me started. Finland is the gayest country on the face of the Earth. That being said, I've been there twice Frown
1) their language is retarded. Don't like French? Suomi is 5783653876 times worse
2) yes, they call themselves Suomi
3) 99% of bands from Finland are the worst music can offer. I have only heard 2 good bands from Finnland, both of them were doom metal
4) They live on a rock and paint their houses red. Thier land should just be given back to Russia so that we can test nuclear weapons there. Thats all their land is good for. No need to evacuate people either, the humanity won't suffer from the loss.
5) Finland is essentially a buffer between Sweden and Russia. They identify with Sweden so much that everyone has to learn Swedish in school. Are Swedes forced to learn suomi? No. Owned.
6) Women are FUGLY there. And I mean, I haven't met a single finn chick that looked reasonably good. If you see a hot chick in Finland, make a million dollar bet she is Russian.
7) they don't have a kick ass mascot like a moose or a viking. I don't even know what they have. Trolls?

Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-09 19:50:30


At 2/9/06 07:06 PM, duffeknol wrote: and this is the official mtvhell opinion about Finnland:
Don't get me started. Finland is the gayest country on the face of the Earth. That being said, I've been there twice Frown
1) their language is retarded. Don't like French? Suomi is 5783653876 times worse

I like hard languages. That's why I learned Japanese in high school.

2) yes, they call themselves Suomi

Japanese call themselves Nihonjin.

3) 99% of bands from Finland are the worst music can offer. I have only heard 2 good bands from Finnland, both of them were doom metal

Have you heard Beherit? They rock my socks. What about Kalmah? Wizzard? Children of Bodom? Impaled Nazarene? A shitload of bands too numerous to mention?

4) They live on a rock and paint their houses red. Thier land should just be given back to Russia so that we can test nuclear weapons there. Thats all their land is good for. No need to evacuate people either, the humanity won't suffer from the loss.

I live in a yellow bowl, and our houses are faded and broken down to the point that the original paint job is unrecognizeable. Personally, I know a few finns. Plus, Tuovila and ChainsawCharlie are finnish. Watch who you are talking about.

5) Finland is essentially a buffer between Sweden and Russia. They identify with Sweden so much that everyone has to learn Swedish in school. Are Swedes forced to learn suomi? No. Owned.

Well, that's because they were Swedish for about 5 centuries. Plus, EVERYONE has to learn english in this world. Who has to learn Dutch (or Flemish, or whatever language you speak)? Just the Dutch. By your logic, English>netherlands. However, that's not true.

Fail.

6) Women are FUGLY there. And I mean, I haven't met a single finn chick that looked reasonably good. If you see a hot chick in Finland, make a million dollar bet she is Russian.

Women are butt ugly here in el sobrante, too. Just a bunch of fat smelly whores. In Richmond (right next door) they're ugly nigars missing several teeth, and in San Pablo (also next door) they're fat hispanic ladies, and in Pinole they're fat, wrinkled white ladies with one too many facelifts.

7) they don't have a kick ass mascot like a moose or a viking. I don't even know what they have. Trolls?

Trolls are fucking awesome. Ever heard of a band with "troll" in their name that sucked? No. Trolls are fucking awesome. And the netherlands doesn't have a cool mascot, either, just a bunch of dead people from when they opened the dikes.


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-09 19:58:54


hahah relax man xD
I was quoting the mtvhell opinion, which is (of course) radical, wrong and elite
sorry :P

Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-09 20:04:53


At 2/9/06 07:58 PM, duffeknol wrote: hahah relax man xD
I was quoting the mtvhell opinion, which is (of course) radical, wrong and elite
sorry :P

osnap, sorry. My brain has gone to hell after yesterday (you don't even WANT to know how much we smoked)


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-09 20:11:36


but totally spies does suck.

lol j/k I just don't like the show

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Response to Metal Hell 2006-02-09 20:14:48


At 2/9/06 08:04 PM, The_Ghoul wrote:
At 2/9/06 07:58 PM, duffeknol wrote: hahah relax man xD
I was quoting the mtvhell opinion, which is (of course) radical, wrong and elite
sorry :P
osnap, sorry. My brain has gone to hell after yesterday (you don't even WANT to know how much we smoked)

hmmm <hellbrains3