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Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2005-11-13 23:11:48


At 11/13/05 05:11 PM, TehGaySatanist wrote:
At 11/13/05 04:11 PM, Lykaki wrote: Anyone like Behexen? I went to hear them in Germany lately. THEY WERE AMAZING! I mean they were much better than most of the known extreme metal bands...
Welcome to the Hell....and yes, I've heard some of their stuff. The Flames Of Blasphemer is my favorite song by them. Raw black metal!!

Yeah... I couvered that song rofl. I just did it faster :D.

Oh, and anybody heard of Stormnatt? Excellent bm if you ask me. Y'all should check em out.


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Response to Metal Hell 2005-11-14 09:08:25


anyone here heard thundra? i just got there album "blood of your soul" swell band in my opinion.


The names Food, WillPostForFood.

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Response to Metal Hell 2005-11-14 13:55:36


Guys, check out Zimmer's Hole if you haven't already
Satan is a gay porno star is a classic =P

Response to Metal Hell 2005-11-14 16:21:05


LMFAO. Guys, tell me what you think of this:

GORGOROTH's Backstage Rider Revealed: Pink Toilet Paper, Masseuse & Strawberry-Flavored Condoms - Nov. 14, 2005

Norwegian black metallers GORGOROTH may be the epitome of pure evil when they hit the stage, but if their tour rider is any indication, they are softies at heart. GORGOROTH's rider for their current European tour with 1349 — which includes specifications on stage design, sound systems, lighting rigs, as well as an artist's wish list (from transportation and billing to dressing room accommodations and meals) — features a request for such items as "extra-soft" pink toilet paper, "condoms with strawberry taste" and a "masseuse" for the band every three days of the tour.

The following are a couple of excerpts from GORGOROTH's backstage rider for their current European tour (as obtained by BLABBERMOUTH.NET):

Catering specification:

On Arrival:

* enough assorted cheese, ham and salami sandwiches for twelve persons
* tea and coffee with milk & sugar
* one crate of assorted sodas

In The Dressing Room:

* coffee and tea
* 3 bottles of Jack Daniels, 70cl
* 1 bottle of Kahlua, 70cl
* 1 bottle of vodka, Finlandia preferably, 70cl
* 1 ltr gin, Bombay Sapphire preferably
* 2 bottles of Amarone red wine
* 2 litres of high fat content milk
* 70 domestic beers (min. 4,5%, max. 5%), 33cl
* 24 bottles of sparkling and non-sparkling water, 50cl
* 12 bottles/cans of energy drinks (Red Bull or Dark Dog)
* 4 packs of cigarettes (Marlboro Red/Lucky Strike), sigarillos and sigares.
* 24 bottles/cans assorted sodas, thereamongst Coke and Sprite, 33cl
* lots of fresh vegetables and fruits
* large plastic cups
* ice cubes
* snacks
* condoms with strawberry taste
* strawberries, champagne, pink toilet paper, extra soft.
* 25 clean large towels. White
* 5 blankets

Dinner:

The promoter is to pay and provide for a full dinner for five persons. No fast food or take-aways. The dinner is to be complemented by choice of beverages. Please note that there must be available 1 vegetarian for GORGOROTH and 1 vegetarian for one of the crew members.

Stage And Other Additional Specifications:

* 50 sheepheads
* 200 meters barbwire
* 1 carpenter with equipments to build racks for barbwire, barricades, crosses ect.
* 1 masseuse for the band every 3 days of the tour, this person needs to be there from arrival or during the afternoon.

Pink EXTRA SOFT toilet paper? Strawberry flavored condoms? Masseuse?!!

Response to Metal Hell 2005-11-14 18:11:30


That proves metal people are nice
I like em ;)

Response to Metal Hell 2005-11-14 19:44:01


At 11/14/05 04:21 PM, TehGaySatanist wrote: Gorgoroth stuff.

Hell, on Gorgoroth's website, Infernus is said to be playing "Guitar, cockring, 9mm, bmw."

Also, as for the liquor, I wouldn't mind an assortment like that. As for the masseusse, if I didn't have a girlfriend, I wouldn't mind having a hot masseusse. One thing I would love, is some salvia for the trip. That's all, though.


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Response to Metal Hell 2005-11-14 20:42:01


;) who wouldnt want strawberry flavored condoms?


The names Food, WillPostForFood.

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Response to Metal Hell 2005-11-14 20:59:47


At 11/10/05 09:23 PM, duffeknol wrote:
At 11/10/05 07:59 PM, FlamingDeath911 wrote: a little bit of damage plan
noooooooooooooooo... that is seriously the gayest band I can think off :|
that band is so incredibly lame it's not even funny anymore
you should really read this: http://www.mtvhell.c..iews/damageplan.html

lmao, that was like one of the funniest pic with quotations I’ve ever seen.

Anyway, simple plan kem to ma house.

Response to Metal Hell 2005-11-14 21:53:27


At 11/14/05 08:59 PM, deurwaarder wrote: Anyway, simple plan kem to ma house.

Did ye leave teh dawr shut?

Response to Metal Hell 2005-11-14 22:13:36


I ordered a hoody off of the Trivium website a while ago and it came today. I decided to check out the website and apparently they'll be going out on tour again pretty much right after the Bodom/Amon Amarth tour is over. After taking a short break to work on their new album, Trivium will be opening for In Flames on their North American tour in January. I know a lot of you hate Trivium, but whatever.

On another note, I bought FUCK YOU! AND THEN SOME! today. Awesome album.

Response to Metal Hell 2005-11-15 07:09:59


At 11/14/05 06:11 PM, duffeknol wrote: That proves metal people are nice
I like em ;)

Yeah, me too. I don't see any problem with that :)

Response to Metal Hell 2005-11-15 08:31:13


I am back... Someone asked what I am into?
I am REALLY into BM NSBM,SBM, melodicBM, oldskoolBM and everything there is which is stil tr00 black metal. I am BM down to the core...
I am into some Death, bit of doom and even some gothic, but that's rather secondary. Some good old heavy rocks me too.

I am also into beer, bikes, sex, moshing, corpse paint (I am corpse painter of like 20 bands), I have a BM band and I songwrite and do filthy vocals (I fail to sound like a girl when I am in a metal rush). I also like the effect a girl has when she moshes in the middle of 762834 guys.... LOL... When of course they get over the 'not hitting a girl' crap, it gets more interesting ^_^

Some of my fav bands are 1349, nattefrost, kataxu, beherit, varathron, war88, marduk, enthroned, gloomy grim, hate forest, behemoth, anal vomit, pains vital (local one), catamenia, lord wind, rotting christ, hecate enthroned, astarte, samael and recently added behexen...

hail kult

Response to Metal Hell 2005-11-15 12:08:15


At 11/15/05 08:31 AM, Lykaki wrote: I am back... Someone asked what I am into?
I am REALLY into BM NSBM,SBM, melodicBM, oldskoolBM and everything there is which is stil tr00 black metal. I am BM down to the core...
I am into some Death, bit of doom and even some gothic, but that's rather secondary. Some good old heavy rocks me too.

I am also into beer, bikes, sex, moshing, corpse paint (I am corpse painter of like 20 bands), I have a BM band and I songwrite and do filthy vocals (I fail to sound like a girl when I am in a metal rush). I also like the effect a girl has when she moshes in the middle of 762834 guys.... LOL... When of course they get over the 'not hitting a girl' crap, it gets more interesting ^_^

Uh... Ehm... Uuhhhh... Erm....
Marry me?

=P

No seriously, that's some great stuff you're into. Really really really really cool. Or in the words of Impaled Northern Moonforest: very very very very very very inverted tr00 grim frostbitten KVLTNESS

Response to Metal Hell 2005-11-15 12:18:58


Wow I feel proud now... *huge grin on face* Thnks.
Isnt there a BM club in NG?

Response to Metal Hell 2005-11-15 12:51:03


At 11/15/05 12:18 PM, Lykaki wrote: Wow I feel proud now... *huge grin on face* Thnks.
Isnt there a BM club in NG?

Never seen one, but I think this one suffides...

Response to Metal Hell 2005-11-15 13:47:16


Ok, whatever thou saith. I am new in NG so I listen like all good n00bs do. (but I am not a fucking newbie in metal though!!!)

Response to Metal Hell 2005-11-15 14:38:52


At 11/15/05 01:47 PM, Lykaki wrote: Ok, whatever thou saith. I am new in NG so I listen like all good n00bs do. (but I am not a fucking newbie in metal though!!!)

lol, you named some bands even I never heard of before... that 'kinda' prooves your non metalnoobness alone ;)

Response to Metal Hell 2005-11-15 14:45:13


I just ordered Satyricon's Dark Medieval Times. I've heard a few songs from it already, and they are kickass, so this should be a great CD.

Response to Metal Hell 2005-11-15 14:53:42


Its quite good, but satyricon is getting too commercial. It annoys me. If the fucking 14 year old gothmalls know them, it means something bad...

Response to Metal Hell 2005-11-15 16:49:29


At 11/15/05 02:53 PM, Lykaki wrote: Its quite good, but satyricon is getting too commercial. It annoys me. If the fucking 14 year old gothmalls know them, it means something bad...

That's the problem with a huge number of bands nowadays... I could make a list but I'd be typing for 2 hours... :(

Response to Metal Hell 2005-11-15 17:49:33


I know this is late but:

Old metalica was really, really good. Their songs up until St. Anger were decent, until I started liking hardcore; Then I hated everything except Ride the Lightning....Great CD.

Anyways, I hadn't posted in a while so I figued id stop by o.O


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Response to Metal Hell 2005-11-15 18:02:43


At 11/15/05 02:53 PM, Lykaki wrote: Its quite good, but satyricon is getting too commercial. It annoys me. If the fucking 14 year old gothmalls know them, it means something bad...

If hate commercialism, listen to my music. It's quite possibly the least commercial metal out there. :) (Btw, I'm The_Ghoul's alt. The_Ghoul is banned for this. )

Response to Metal Hell 2005-11-15 18:46:00


At 11/15/05 06:02 PM, Impious_Devious wrote:
At 11/15/05 02:53 PM, Lykaki wrote: Its quite good, but satyricon is getting too commercial. It annoys me. If the fucking 14 year old gothmalls know them, it means something bad...
If hate commercialism, listen to my music. It's quite possibly the least commercial metal out there. :) (Btw, I'm The_Ghoul's alt. The_Ghoul is banned for this. )

You got banned for THAT??
Fucking hell, I knew the general Boards were gay but this is ridiculous...
As for Satyricon, I actually found myself liking their newer albums more than their old, but that's just my taste, I'm not really into that tape recorder quality crunchy BM stuff... I do own an original Krieg album by the way (pretty hard to find...), but I like that band mostly for the most fucked up and pissed of vocals ever :)

Response to Metal Hell 2005-11-15 20:19:56


At 11/15/05 06:02 PM, Impious_Devious wrote: If hate commercialism, listen to my music. It's quite possibly the least commercial metal out there. :) (Btw, I'm The_Ghoul's alt. The_Ghoul is banned for this. )

you got banned for saying shit? or what?

anyway Ghoul, I just got all 3 Winds albums.. it's got some fuckin awesome atmosphere

Response to Metal Hell 2005-11-15 20:42:01


At 11/15/05 08:19 PM, setsuna956 wrote:
At 11/15/05 06:02 PM, Impious_Devious wrote: If hate commercialism, listen to my music. It's quite possibly the least commercial metal out there. :) (Btw, I'm The_Ghoul's alt. The_Ghoul is banned for this. )
you got banned for saying shit? or what?

Apparently I gave the bbs the shits by making that thread, according to JoS

Response to Metal Hell 2005-11-16 04:09:54


Thats such a ST00Pid reason to get banned... Seriously! Who the hell could get offended by that post? It doesnt make sense. And about Metallica, they sold themselves like whores do, and that's reason enough for me to hate them. They were good musicians sometime ago, but now they are more of a brand that a band.

Response to Metal Hell 2005-11-16 04:16:36


At 11/16/05 04:09 AM, Lykaki wrote: more of a brand that a band.

lol, I'm remembering that one ;)

Response to Metal Hell 2005-11-16 06:10:23


At 11/16/05 04:09 AM, Lykaki wrote: Thats such a ST00Pid reason to get banned... Seriously! Who the hell could get offended by that post? It doesnt make sense. And about Metallica, they sold themselves like whores do, and that's reason enough for me to hate them. They were good musicians sometime ago, but now they are more of a brand that a band.

Metallica was IMO always overrated. Master of Puppets is the most overrated record in Metal to me. The only album by them that I kinda like is ..And Justice of All. Everything after it REALLY sucked the big one....

Ghoul, that was indeed a stupid reason to get banned

Response to Metal Hell 2005-11-16 09:01:02


People, are you going to go to W.O.A this year?I think I may... Would be great to meet there or something.

Response to Metal Hell 2005-11-16 10:41:22


At 11/16/05 09:01 AM, Lykaki wrote: People, are you going to go to W.O.A this year?I think I may... Would be great to meet there or something.

Yep me. Me and my band are making a habit of it to go every year. Maybe see you there =P